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#200 - It's not difficult to imagine that people are different. The o…  [+] (1 reply) 12/24/2015 on Logic 0
#202 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
>different opinion about a movie

SJW CONSPIRACY THEORY

Kill yourself faggot

And if you see other defining characteristics, tell me what they are - otherwise you are not even presenting any arguments
#82 - Kylo is damn strong. He can hold people completely in place, w…  [+] (7 replies) 12/23/2015 on I really want a series... +9
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#100 - iamnuff (12/23/2015) [-]
I think his chestbeating was him using the physical pain to try to drown out the pain of him just having killed his dad, semi-by-accident.

you'll notice that he knocks Ray down and gets a perfect shot at her on the ground, but instead of taking it, he backs off to punch his wound some more, because he's still having doubts.

Pretty sure if the sun getting eaten didn't happen at exactly the wrong time, he'd have just given up without a fight, but he took the sun fading as the "sign" he'd been asking for and reaffirmed his conviction to be a dickhead.
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#99 - iamnuff (12/23/2015) [-]
Pretty sure his freezing thing was just a force paralysis thing. An uncommon apilcation of the force, but not exactly high-tier.

it's not like he was crushing people into juice, or shooting lightning everywhere. He might be able to stop things moving, but he rarely attacked with the force.

When put up against anyone who isn't totally defensless against the force used as a weapon he got punked.

Ray countered his mind-probe with her own, and she force-pulled the saber so hard it shot right past him even though he was also trying to pull it to him.
#103 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
His level of force paralysis is considered pretty damn high-tiered, especially with the EU no longer being canon.

He's not weak in the force. Rey is just a Mary Sue who is terribly written to be amazing at everything. Unless it turns out that she's a mind wiped padawan of Luke's, then there's zero reason she should be this strong. It's WAY more powerful than both of the Skywalkers combined when they first started using the force. Right now it comes across as a cheap cop out and a "muh strong woman" message
#114 - padme (12/23/2015) [-]
There is a hint that she could have been a trainee of Skywalker's when Anakin's saber calls out to her and she touches it. There's a shot of a young Rey being taken away from something (potentially dangerous like Kylo slaughtering a Jedi Temple). Being placed into that Jedi training program was voluntary on the parents' part, as was explained by Leia and Han's discussion about Ben about half way through the movie. Knowing that, we can rule out that she was forcefully (no pun intended) put into Luke's program.
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#107 - iamnuff (12/23/2015) [-]
Force paralysis might be hard I guess, but he never does anything with it.

he stops a blaster shot, but blasters are rarely a threat to jedi or sith. he also stops someone who (at that point) had no defence against it.

He's weak, his swordsmanship is sloppy and he's undisciplined.
He's a punk-ass bitch. A nobody.

Ray might be about as strong as a half-trained Padawan, (yes, impressive for someone with no training) but it's not like she flipped on God-Mode to deal with him. He just failed.

He's not the darth-vader he wishes he was.
#113 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
You're missing the point. The mere ability to stop a blaster shot with the force is a feat that's incredibly rare. It takes a powerful force user to be able to stop one. Yes, they aren't a threat because he could easily just deflect them, but that doesn't mean that what he did wasn't incredibly powerful.

His lightsaber abilities are pathetic, but that's not the point of what I'm arguing anyways. It makes sense that he'd lose the duel seeing as he was just shot by Chewie and Finn also managed to wound him a bit.

What is terrible is that Rey can overpower him with no effort on her part. Whether you like him or not, Kylo is a strong force wielder. The blood of Skywalker still flows through him. Rey is most likely like Luke's daughter, but that doesn't account for her incredible power. If she wasn't previously being trained, she is a terribly written character. Within the context of just this movie, she is a terribly written character.

It does NOT matter that Kylo Ren isn't a fully trained sith. He should still be able to defeat someone who has had absolutely no guidance in the ways of the force, due to the mere fact that she shouldn't know how to use it. She didn't even know the force was real until a just a little earlier.
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#184 - iamnuff (12/25/2015) [-]
Says who?

Seriously, EU is non-canon. It might be a unique trait that only he can do, it might be something incredibly difficult to learn or it might be something that anyone could do if only they knew the trick to it.

There's absolutely no indication that it takes a significant amount of power or strength to pull off, since the only person we see using it is Kylo Ren, and he's honestly a little sub-standard in all respects.
#197 - Finn mentions that the first battle is literally HIS first bat…  [+] (4 replies) 12/22/2015 on Logic 0
#198 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
And how does he differ from the other stormtroopers who do not care at all?

As for Rey, again, refer to autistic fits by mr ebil sith lord when presented with the fact that she is a woman. That is her defining characteristic, not her past, as the past was barely touched upon at all except for those 30 seconds or whatever

Also, nice block faggot. Cannot handle differernt opinions?
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#201 - auesis (12/24/2015) [-]
Btw, Disney fucked up and revealed that She's Luke's daughter. Any issues anyone ever had with her being strong are invalid.
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#200 - auesis (12/24/2015) [-]
It's not difficult to imagine that people are different. The other stormtroopers in a tiny squad did fine, but what about the millions that cover solar systems? There are obviously going to be other defectors.

Only YOU are seeing that as her defining characteristic, which is why I blocked you, because I had second thoughts about listening to a tard that can only see SJW conspiracies through their lenses like something out of They Live.
#202 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
>different opinion about a movie

SJW CONSPIRACY THEORY

Kill yourself faggot

And if you see other defining characteristics, tell me what they are - otherwise you are not even presenting any arguments
#157 - Rey has a rough background but is an emotional wreck that lite…  [+] (6 replies) 12/21/2015 on Logic +6
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#191 - drastronomy (12/22/2015) [-]
Yes. Its not screaming in a tie fighter like they came right out of fucking dora the explorer

And here are some questions:
Why is finn a turncoat? What made him leave besides ley killing is bad?
Besides the one flashback, how do we know rey had a rough childhood? Rey only has one quality - that she is a woman. Everything revolves around that, including the nonsensical scene where the emasculated beta bad guy decides to hit everything like an autist because the stormtrooper was traveling WITH A GIRL!! It is like something straight out of a shitty disney-movie...wait, thats exactly what star wars is now.

#197 - auesis (12/22/2015) [-]
Finn mentions that the first battle is literally HIS first battle as well, after being raised and trained against his will. He wants to GTFO as soon as he sees how bad it is. He's not some hardened marine that suddenly had a change of heart. I should also mention here, since you said it to someone else, that he did NOT shoot a bunch of civilians. Everything around him did and he stood there without moving.

As for Rey, living every day by salvaging shit in the middle of the desert in god-knows-where and getting almost jack shit to eat as payment, with no family or friends of any kind since they abandoned you while you were still shitting your pants seems pretty damn rough to me. But of course, Rey is a woman, therefore it HAS to be a conspiracy. That's how FJ rolls, right? Am I cool now?
#198 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
And how does he differ from the other stormtroopers who do not care at all?

As for Rey, again, refer to autistic fits by mr ebil sith lord when presented with the fact that she is a woman. That is her defining characteristic, not her past, as the past was barely touched upon at all except for those 30 seconds or whatever

Also, nice block faggot. Cannot handle differernt opinions?
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#201 - auesis (12/24/2015) [-]
Btw, Disney fucked up and revealed that She's Luke's daughter. Any issues anyone ever had with her being strong are invalid.
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#200 - auesis (12/24/2015) [-]
It's not difficult to imagine that people are different. The other stormtroopers in a tiny squad did fine, but what about the millions that cover solar systems? There are obviously going to be other defectors.

Only YOU are seeing that as her defining characteristic, which is why I blocked you, because I had second thoughts about listening to a tard that can only see SJW conspiracies through their lenses like something out of They Live.
#202 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
>different opinion about a movie

SJW CONSPIRACY THEORY

Kill yourself faggot

And if you see other defining characteristics, tell me what they are - otherwise you are not even presenting any arguments
#147 - Oh, **** off. Rey and Finn were extremely well written and pre…  [+] (14 replies) 12/21/2015 on Logic +3
#175 - bakagaijin (12/21/2015) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**The only problem I saw with the movie was that the chick mind controlled storm troopers and called for a lightsaber with no training whatsoever, they made the girl bad ass and it was painfully obvious that they are trying to either appeal to women or that they did that to quiet down sjw (or ride the sjw bandwagon) they kinda made finn a bumbling idiot but I kinda like his character and they took the sith lord from this bad ass motherfucker that can stop laser beams with the force to a little bitch throwing temper tantrums and offering to teach ray when she was clearly kicking his ass.... I seriously don't want to see finn as a jedi... I kinda want to see him like a bad ass Jango fett that can hold his own against a jedi
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#150 - drastronomy (12/21/2015) [-]
Rey is a STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMYN
Finn is useless
There is no development for either of them, and we fail to learn their motives. Their pasts are mentioned, but not detailed beyond "Muh parents are dead" and "killing is bad yo".

We do not know how the order rose to power nor what they aim to do besides being ebil nazis that do genocide, and how the resistance is ley good underdogs

It is literally an embodiment of every cliche possible, packed into a cookie-cutter plot with one-dimensional characters that seem to only be chosen for their appearance as opposed to acting skills. Sure, make the protagonist black, a woman, a faggot, i do not care - as long as they do not sound like autists after shooting down a tie fighter.
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#169 - Sethorein (12/21/2015) [-]
... but I mean... rey had to be strong and independent... she was abandoned. The plot was pretty cookie cutter though I'll admit. It resembled the original trilogy more than the prequels though. I'm hoping they try new things with the sequels .
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#192 - drastronomy (12/22/2015) [-]
She can be stronk and independent all she wants as long as she has several dimensions - however, that seemed to be the only characteristic of the character.
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#159 - drtrousersnake (12/21/2015) [-]
I really hated how they made the Order objectively bad. The Empire may have been founded in a underhanded way but they still policed the galaxy and worked to keep it socially/economically stable. The Imperial Stormtroopers where volunteer soldiers. The Order has basically Hitler's youth as stormtroopers and kill villages just to tie up loose ends.
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#158 - atheisttsiehta (12/21/2015) [-]
I don't think it's so much "killing is bad" as much as "My friend just died in my arms"
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#193 - drastronomy (12/22/2015) [-]
And how does that make him want to leave? Is it just le war is le bahd folks? Regardless, a trained stormtrooper would not do that. Considering he shot down a bunch of civilians without flinching in the opening scene, you would think that is what made him leave. That entire scene is silly thought. See >>#159
#157 - auesis (12/21/2015) [-]
Rey has a rough background but is an emotional wreck that literally fucking ran away at one point. Finn isn't anything special as a fighter but was invaluable as a turncoat . Why does he need to be more than that at this point? He had great moments with Rey that established the sort of character he is. Not everybody needs to be a master Jedi to be a good character, and the development arcs have barely started

Talk about the rest of the plot all you want, I don't really care much about that. I have my problems with it, too. But holy shit, chosen for their appearance? What in the fuck. Daisy and Boyega acted their parts fucking PERFECTLY. Do you even know what good acting looks like?
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#191 - drastronomy (12/22/2015) [-]
Yes. Its not screaming in a tie fighter like they came right out of fucking dora the explorer

And here are some questions:
Why is finn a turncoat? What made him leave besides ley killing is bad?
Besides the one flashback, how do we know rey had a rough childhood? Rey only has one quality - that she is a woman. Everything revolves around that, including the nonsensical scene where the emasculated beta bad guy decides to hit everything like an autist because the stormtrooper was traveling WITH A GIRL!! It is like something straight out of a shitty disney-movie...wait, thats exactly what star wars is now.

#197 - auesis (12/22/2015) [-]
Finn mentions that the first battle is literally HIS first battle as well, after being raised and trained against his will. He wants to GTFO as soon as he sees how bad it is. He's not some hardened marine that suddenly had a change of heart. I should also mention here, since you said it to someone else, that he did NOT shoot a bunch of civilians. Everything around him did and he stood there without moving.

As for Rey, living every day by salvaging shit in the middle of the desert in god-knows-where and getting almost jack shit to eat as payment, with no family or friends of any kind since they abandoned you while you were still shitting your pants seems pretty damn rough to me. But of course, Rey is a woman, therefore it HAS to be a conspiracy. That's how FJ rolls, right? Am I cool now?
#198 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
And how does he differ from the other stormtroopers who do not care at all?

As for Rey, again, refer to autistic fits by mr ebil sith lord when presented with the fact that she is a woman. That is her defining characteristic, not her past, as the past was barely touched upon at all except for those 30 seconds or whatever

Also, nice block faggot. Cannot handle differernt opinions?
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#201 - auesis (12/24/2015) [-]
Btw, Disney fucked up and revealed that She's Luke's daughter. Any issues anyone ever had with her being strong are invalid.
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#200 - auesis (12/24/2015) [-]
It's not difficult to imagine that people are different. The other stormtroopers in a tiny squad did fine, but what about the millions that cover solar systems? There are obviously going to be other defectors.

Only YOU are seeing that as her defining characteristic, which is why I blocked you, because I had second thoughts about listening to a tard that can only see SJW conspiracies through their lenses like something out of They Live.
#202 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
>different opinion about a movie

SJW CONSPIRACY THEORY

Kill yourself faggot

And if you see other defining characteristics, tell me what they are - otherwise you are not even presenting any arguments