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Gender: male
Age: 28
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Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Wales
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#258 - See, it's probably circumstantial, which is why I said you lik…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on IT'S FUCKING CANON 0
User avatar #287 - derpwolf (17 hours ago) [-]
I didn't really get along with Solas. He disagreed with pretty much everything I ever tried to do.
User avatar #259 - thebabykamina (19 hours ago) [-]
Im like genuinely offended bull didnt invite me for drinks, that fucking asshole half the reason im a male bull dude was cause i was planing on romancing him. But nope i had one talk with him about what its like being a quenarri and havnt had shit from him since.
I take bull and sera out with me alot and they often talk about what bull women are like, seems shes never really gone down on a pair of beef curtains.

Dorians cute, just a bit of a cliche. He set off my gaydar when i first saw him (probably the tash) but the only legit hint you get from him are just full out flirting after you initiate it.

To the games credit im walking around playing already planning on who im going to romance on my next play through so its doing something right
#252 - Nah, relax, I'm just being a bit hyperbolic. It is a big criti…  [+] (4 new replies) 19 hours ago on IT'S FUCKING CANON +1
User avatar #255 - thebabykamina (19 hours ago) [-]
Wait krem, i literally just talked to that bitch and she didnt make one mention of anything about her gender. I just assumed she was some butch girl i spoke to her about how she met bull and picked up a quest for the chargers.

I have yet to get jiggy with anyone so i dunno about the romance stuff, but so far the only thing ive noticed about the characters sexuality is Dorian and Sera.

Sera wont stfu about what quenari (bull peeps) women look like, tbh dont really mind shes kinda simple and im pretty curious as to what fucking a huge bull girl would be like also, so i share her curiosity.
And Dorian has made a few flirty remarks my way, in his defense i have picked the charm Dorian option every time its been available cause you know....that tash man, how can i resist.

User avatar #258 - auesis (19 hours ago) [-]
See, it's probably circumstantial, which is why I said you likely won't find it. I'm an elf female and Sera never talks about other women to me, and I first talked to Krem when Iron Bull invited me to drink with the crew, and I could basically either pass off the greeting or start questioning the transism. Solas and Cullen are developing well with me and I never take Dorian anywhere so I don't know much about him, though my friend tells me his backstory is hamfisted too. I read the wiki about him and disagree, depends how the game portrays it.
User avatar #287 - derpwolf (17 hours ago) [-]
I didn't really get along with Solas. He disagreed with pretty much everything I ever tried to do.
User avatar #259 - thebabykamina (19 hours ago) [-]
Im like genuinely offended bull didnt invite me for drinks, that fucking asshole half the reason im a male bull dude was cause i was planing on romancing him. But nope i had one talk with him about what its like being a quenarri and havnt had shit from him since.
I take bull and sera out with me alot and they often talk about what bull women are like, seems shes never really gone down on a pair of beef curtains.

Dorians cute, just a bit of a cliche. He set off my gaydar when i first saw him (probably the tash) but the only legit hint you get from him are just full out flirting after you initiate it.

To the games credit im walking around playing already planning on who im going to romance on my next play through so its doing something right
#247 - The transgender in Iron Bull's crew. 19 hours ago on IT'S FUCKING CANON 0
#245 - Krem literally has no reason to exist. She isn't a character w…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on IT'S FUCKING CANON +1
User avatar #246 - ronyx (19 hours ago) [-]
Reminds me who is krem
User avatar #247 - auesis (19 hours ago) [-]
The transgender in Iron Bull's crew.
#234 - Man, if people thought this was forced, they should play Drago…  [+] (17 new replies) 20 hours ago on IT'S FUCKING CANON +1
User avatar #248 - thebabykamina (19 hours ago) [-]
wait what, im playing dragon age now, what am i missing. Am i about to be buttfucked or what....fucking nervous now dude
User avatar #272 - leonhardt (18 hours ago) [-]
"Am i about to be buttfucked"

Son you have no fucking clue
User avatar #274 - thebabykamina (18 hours ago) [-]
been spamming iron bull trying to make that magic happen, no luck so far
User avatar #283 - derpwolf (17 hours ago) [-]
You don't get to do it until about halfway through the game. I'm not going to spoil it for you, but it was pretty funny. He does have some dialogue lines that are abysmally stupid though. Stupid to where I had to put my controller down and rethink my life.
User avatar #285 - thebabykamina (17 hours ago) [-]
Im trecking around killing dragons and chatting insistently with a transgender mercenary, with the sole purpose of getting some bull/man hybrid dick in a video game.

....I regret nothing
User avatar #286 - derpwolf (17 hours ago) [-]
#RideTheBull
I think he just doesn't care who he sticks his dick in, I don't think he's trans. Speaking of killing dragons, you should keep at least one alive. He sends you on a mission to kill one later.
User avatar #288 - thebabykamina (17 hours ago) [-]
I was talking about his hommie krem, supposedly shes trans but i just think shes a bit butch.
Im well aware that bull is just a fling, not expecting Shakespeare but ffs, it must be like the size of my forearm how can i not.
User avatar #289 - derpwolf (17 hours ago) [-]
Actually you can get a legit romance with him.
I didn't think you were talking about Krem because you can't actually take him with you... can you?
#252 - auesis (19 hours ago) [-]
Nah, relax, I'm just being a bit hyperbolic. It is a big criticism of the game for me, though.

You generally won't find it unless you optionally engage in lots of dialogue and try to get a romance going, but essentially a bunch of characters in the DA:I universe are incredibly 2-dimensional caricatures. 1/3-1/2 of romance paths don't take a path insulting to your intelligence. For example, a bunch of same-sex relationships are written in a way that essentially goes "HEY, THIS IS HAPPENING AND IT'S OKAY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT" instead of actually just naturally developing characters without focusing on that. The game just tries to educate you as if you are socially retarded using the characters as mouthpieces.

The most offending example is Krem, the first transgender character in a DA game, and he has no reason to exist. You can only engage in dialogue with him about how he is a transgender. I can maybe get a couple of lines about the crew he hangs out with, but otherwise I only have options like "why did you choose to be a man?" and "when did you make your decision?" I am not interested in that, and I don't care about it, I have no problem with it. I want to know about your background, how you came to meet Iron Bull, your thoughts on our work with the Inquisition. Nope, nothing. There is no depth to be found. Characters are just used for the sake of ticking boxes on a checklist and actual character development is set aside completely.

Some other characters are actually done well. Josephine is fucking omnisexual but she actually has characteristics that aren't about who she is. She's actually interesting. Same deal with Sera, who is lesbian.

The relationships that are actually done well are unfortunately the straight ones. Bioware simply don't know how to properly address social issues in their games without completely ham-fisting it and making it seem totally unnatural and stupid.
User avatar #255 - thebabykamina (19 hours ago) [-]
Wait krem, i literally just talked to that bitch and she didnt make one mention of anything about her gender. I just assumed she was some butch girl i spoke to her about how she met bull and picked up a quest for the chargers.

I have yet to get jiggy with anyone so i dunno about the romance stuff, but so far the only thing ive noticed about the characters sexuality is Dorian and Sera.

Sera wont stfu about what quenari (bull peeps) women look like, tbh dont really mind shes kinda simple and im pretty curious as to what fucking a huge bull girl would be like also, so i share her curiosity.
And Dorian has made a few flirty remarks my way, in his defense i have picked the charm Dorian option every time its been available cause you know....that tash man, how can i resist.

User avatar #258 - auesis (19 hours ago) [-]
See, it's probably circumstantial, which is why I said you likely won't find it. I'm an elf female and Sera never talks about other women to me, and I first talked to Krem when Iron Bull invited me to drink with the crew, and I could basically either pass off the greeting or start questioning the transism. Solas and Cullen are developing well with me and I never take Dorian anywhere so I don't know much about him, though my friend tells me his backstory is hamfisted too. I read the wiki about him and disagree, depends how the game portrays it.
User avatar #287 - derpwolf (17 hours ago) [-]
I didn't really get along with Solas. He disagreed with pretty much everything I ever tried to do.
User avatar #259 - thebabykamina (19 hours ago) [-]
Im like genuinely offended bull didnt invite me for drinks, that fucking asshole half the reason im a male bull dude was cause i was planing on romancing him. But nope i had one talk with him about what its like being a quenarri and havnt had shit from him since.
I take bull and sera out with me alot and they often talk about what bull women are like, seems shes never really gone down on a pair of beef curtains.

Dorians cute, just a bit of a cliche. He set off my gaydar when i first saw him (probably the tash) but the only legit hint you get from him are just full out flirting after you initiate it.

To the games credit im walking around playing already planning on who im going to romance on my next play through so its doing something right
User avatar #244 - ronyx (19 hours ago) [-]
Only a bunch of ugly dykes on dragon age.
User avatar #245 - auesis (19 hours ago) [-]
Krem literally has no reason to exist. She isn't a character with anything interesting to say or do. She's a tickbox for a diversity checklist with no personality whatsoever.

Subtlety is Kryptonite for Bioware.
User avatar #246 - ronyx (19 hours ago) [-]
Reminds me who is krem
User avatar #247 - auesis (19 hours ago) [-]
The transgender in Iron Bull's crew.
#135 - *his dialogue 20 hours ago on The closest we could get... 0
#134 - My girlfriend was my best friend before it got more serious. J…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on The closest we could get... +1
User avatar #135 - auesis (20 hours ago) [-]
*his dialogue
#120 - Agreed. It felt rather natural to me, especially when we had a…  [+] (3 new replies) 21 hours ago on The closest we could get... 0
User avatar #127 - infinitereaper (21 hours ago) [-]
Because everybody has been forcing/pushing this ship from the very beginning, even though Korra was clearly romantically involved (and inclined) to males with no indication otherwise. Thier relationship developed into a deep friendship, I could literally go point by point how over the seasons this is pretty much whats been indicated. And what's wrong with that? Why does she have to be bisexual? Everyone has been shoving this down the fans throats since day one. It's ridiculous. It's so forced.
User avatar #134 - auesis (20 hours ago) [-]
My girlfriend was my best friend before it got more serious. Just saying.

I don't really know, man, but I can't see it as forced. Superfans can speculate and be rabid retards about their favourite show all they like, but the only people who write the story are Bryke.

Just because a romantic development isn't a straight one doesn't mean it requires the writers to have big arrows pointing to them saying HEY LOOK THEY AREN'T STRAIGHT. You know what happens if writers do that? You get Krem from Dragon Age. Krem is a useless character that only exists for the transgender tickbox on the checklist. ALL of her dialogue is about how he is a trans.
User avatar #135 - auesis (20 hours ago) [-]
*his dialogue
#112 - I'm not sure I understand your reasoning. Why exactly would yo… 21 hours ago on The closest we could get... 0
#27 - My ex's first reaction was "oh thank god". When aske…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on I don't know either +2
#32 - anonymous (21 hours ago) [-]
nipple dick
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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
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#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
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User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
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We all love and support you, have a good day.
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Have a good day my friend!
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Have an amazing day :)
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Have a great day!
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I hope you have a nice day
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Have A Nice Day
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Have a nice day.
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