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auesis

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 28
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
Steam Profile: Auesis
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:3/26/2015
Location:Wales
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2824
Highest Content Rank:#7358
Highest Comment Rank:#31
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Subscribers:4
Content Views:67578
Times Content Favorited:90 times
Total Comments Made:7202
FJ Points:4258
Favorite Tags: oh (2) | the (2)
Bass. Games. Procrastination. Such is life.

latest user's comments

#80 - I complained endlessly about this cunt who would spend all lun… 03/25/2015 on liek dis if u cri evrytime +26
#40 - If there's one thing Kai got right, it's Goku's first ever SSJ… 03/24/2015 on Dragon Ball Compilaction 0
#13 - 5'3 manlet master race...  [+] (16 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Under 6 feet +27
User avatar #229 - delphine (03/22/2015) [-]
There or plenty of shorter girls. I'm 5'2".
You just have to find a short girl or find a girl who doesn't give a fuck. My good friend is 6" and she's engaged to a guy several inches shorter than she is. Neither of them care.

I know it's tough. It was hard for my tall friend when she was dating because lots of men don't want to date women who are taller than they are.
User avatar #171 - TarnRazor (03/22/2015) [-]
Short guys are cute as hell

ayy bb lemme whisper in your asshole
User avatar #118 - thatlittledoll (03/22/2015) [-]
Still taller than me. Just gotta look in the right places for the right girls.
#211 - imdan (03/22/2015) [-]
Then how tall are you?
Not trying to be rude with the pic, but I'm genuinely curious.
User avatar #232 - thatlittledoll (03/22/2015) [-]
I'm 5'2"
#83 - zeldapronmaster (03/22/2015) [-]
i'm afraid of angry short men
#49 - megamolester (03/21/2015) [-]
If you look cute in a dress you're good to go.
User avatar #46 - sach (03/21/2015) [-]
id fuck you good
#38 - amalah (03/21/2015) [-]
I'm not too tall my self (6 ft/185 cm), but I've always wondered how does it feel to be THAT short. And close to boobs.
#173 - jamesjc (03/22/2015) [-]
I'm 5'2". I run face first into a pair of tits sometimes. I've never been slapped for it.

Other than being at tit level, there really aren't a lot of pros. Short people require less food, I suppose. I think I've heard we live longer, which makes sense given low caloric diets lead to longer lives, but I don't have anything backing that up.

I have a hard time reaching things in cupboards and on shelves.

People assume I lift weights because I want to compensate.

I've been flat out reject by women for being too short in the past. I still do alright with women.

Like the other guy said, don't trip over your height. 6' is close to the perfect height.



#50 - phonicghost (03/21/2015) [-]
6ft is above average for most countries except like Norway and the Netherlands so feel good brah.
#63 - amalah (03/21/2015) [-]
In terms of height I may be slightly above average, but my looks are criminally below it.
TFW no gf.
#65 - phonicghost (03/21/2015) [-]
Get ripped brah, makes you feel good about yourself and confidence is 80% of the battle.
User avatar #34 - kavrick (03/21/2015) [-]
you could always go gay
User avatar #21 - wethepixelisgod (03/21/2015) [-]
poor guy
User avatar #25 - moobur (03/21/2015) [-]
I feel bad only slightly
#8 - Supervisorbro here - being a DM helped me immensely. Like, a h… 03/21/2015 on Apply for job - roll... +2
#25 - Incredible 03/19/2015 on Harry Potter +9
#38 - Played it at launch - it felt like **** . The combat was…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Elder Scrolls Online +1
#42 - capps (03/19/2015) [-]
Hehe I'm still at patching mode. I know they added collision on NPC's so it doesn't just feel like you're hitting thin air at least.
#43 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
So you ran straight trough the NPC's? Ughh, that's the worst
#44 - capps (03/19/2015) [-]
Yeah glad they changed it
#29 - Something about this face makes me laugh every time. Give it y… 03/18/2015 on Hehehe... 'doodles' 0
#74 - Picture 03/16/2015 on Extra wet +8
#72 - I didn't really know how else to describe it, but someone else…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Extra wet +2
User avatar #75 - zeroqp (03/16/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #73 - frenulum (03/16/2015) [-]
LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE
#141 - milkyhammer (03/16/2015) [-]
**milkyhammer used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
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User avatar #142 - frenulum (03/16/2015) [-]
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#143 - milkyhammer (03/16/2015) [-]
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#144 - milkyhammer (03/16/2015) [-]
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#74 - auesis (03/16/2015) [-]
#17 - Something like this happened to a friend, but 10x worse. …  [+] (55 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Extra wet +483
#139 - jcjohnson (03/16/2015) [-]
Good god
#134 - shittingmangos (03/16/2015) [-]
#132 - Carthusia (03/16/2015) [-]
Hfw
#129 - marconde (03/16/2015) [-]
HOLY SHIT THE CRINGE
#124 - borderlineparanoid (03/16/2015) [-]
#120 - saltyfries (03/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #115 - commoncrunch (03/16/2015) [-]
Hail to the king, thank goodness I'm listening to Avenged Sevenfold, or else I'd have to log out and go shit around in Garry's Mod just to get my mind away from the image of a dick spurting blood like a disconnected transmission fluid supply line.
#111 - sailorarctic (03/16/2015) [-]
#108 - themilkisdead (03/16/2015) [-]
#105 - omegez (03/16/2015) [-]
All 300+ people who read this dicks have shriveled and are now quivering in fear
#102 - predictablepeter (03/16/2015) [-]
#101 - umjamlam (03/16/2015) [-]
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#94 - knurl (03/16/2015) [-]
Sweet Jesus, how do you not notice that immediately? Wouldn't it hurt like fuck? Wouldn't he get cold from the blood loss? Wouldn't he notice his insta-limp dick? The fact that this went unnoticed for any amount of time is giving me breathing problems.
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#85 - pwnfrnzy (03/16/2015) [-]
This is a whole new level of hell.
User avatar #84 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/16/2015) [-]
Great. Now my dick is fucking terrified and won't stop shaking.
#83 - Gonnafly (03/16/2015) [-]
#82 - moistnuggests (03/16/2015) [-]
I did something similar to myself on accident, except instead of nails cutting, I just pulled a little or a lot too hard and it snapped.

And no the skin doesn't reconnect and the hole doesn't heal over
User avatar #140 - relvel (03/16/2015) [-]
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
#80 - moldybreadcrumb (03/16/2015) [-]
#78 - dryp (03/16/2015) [-]
#76 - ykaliber (03/16/2015) [-]
"He was completely limp and if his body tried to get erect the blood would just pour out on to the floor."

This is horror porn material
User avatar #70 - loonquawl (03/15/2015) [-]
Well... My first "oh god I didn't want to know that" cringe of the day.
Oh god, I'm still doing it. The mental images alone...
They won't stop.
I have to go find a pallet cleanser.
#69 - anonymous (03/15/2015) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK
#68 - redbannerman (03/15/2015) [-]
Sweet Christ... What does that lady do? Glue knives to her fingers and call them nails?
#67 - furiousmarshmellow (03/15/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #65 - zeroqp (03/15/2015) [-]
"the fleshy bit" of the dick? What part of the dick is not fleshy?
User avatar #72 - auesis (03/16/2015) [-]
I didn't really know how else to describe it, but someone else gave the right word (frenulum)
User avatar #75 - zeroqp (03/16/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #73 - frenulum (03/16/2015) [-]
LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE
#141 - milkyhammer (03/16/2015) [-]
**milkyhammer used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**milkyhammer rolls 30**
User avatar #142 - frenulum (03/16/2015) [-]
**frenulum used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**frenulum rolls 305** failure
#143 - milkyhammer (03/16/2015) [-]
**milkyhammer used "*roll 3, 0-99*"**
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#144 - milkyhammer (03/16/2015) [-]
**milkyhammer used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
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#74 - auesis (03/16/2015) [-]
#62 - ztron (03/15/2015) [-]
#54 - hawaiianman (03/15/2015) [-]
#52 - AnthonyHelmsley (03/15/2015) [-]
#50 - bumpin (03/15/2015) [-]
jesus...
#43 - chozodark (03/15/2015) [-]
well... that pretty much did it for me
#42 - muffindemon (03/15/2015) [-]
MFW
#89 - anonymous (03/16/2015) [-]
Which jontron vid is that from?
User avatar #114 - commoncrunch (03/16/2015) [-]
Hercules games.
User avatar #97 - oceanfrank (03/16/2015) [-]
japanese shooters
#40 - greyhoundfd (03/15/2015) [-]
There aren't even enough characters for me to "hnnnng" enough.
User avatar #39 - xtremehivoltage (03/15/2015) [-]
Jesus christ

Is caked the frenulum and is where 90% of the ducked nerves are
#37 - redeadhunter (03/15/2015) [-]
Okay, logging out now. Dick blood is where I draw the line.
#35 - dragginbref (03/15/2015) [-]
#34 - kameken (03/15/2015) [-]
#29 - anonymous (03/15/2015) [-]
#28 - anonymous (03/15/2015) [-]
This happened with me and an ex-boyfriend. It wasn't so bad he had to go to the hospital but he bled enough inside me that I had to wear a tampon afterwards to not make a mess.
User avatar #64 - zeroqp (03/15/2015) [-]
I would never bleed inside you, baby.
#25 - thegentleluger (03/15/2015) [-]
#23 - kingdaniel (03/15/2015) [-]
What the fffffffuck?

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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
#92 - legitturtle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#93 to #92 - auesis ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
#81 - pedochuu **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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