x
Click to expand

attifyon

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2340
Highest Content Rank:#5069
Highest Comment Rank:#906
Content Thumbs: 1517 total,  2183 ,  666
Comment Thumbs: 17226 total,  19271 ,  2045
Content Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 82.5% (825/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:97882
Times Content Favorited:47 times
Total Comments Made:4992
FJ Points:10390
Favorite Tags: The Game (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#1217326 - >playing dragon nest with my friend and my brother >…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1217331 - awesomedewd (04/26/2015) [-]
sounds like a funny experience
User avatar #1217333 - attifyon (04/26/2015) [-]
It was hilarious for a couple of hours we actually failed the first dungeon we tried after we got our skills because we couldn't stop laughing , but it got bland really, really fast since none of us got really what we wanted.
My brother wanted to become a cleric, instead he got a generic mage with really long casting times
My friend wanted to become an archer, instead he got an elven pole dancer which was kinda his fault since he chose the melee-oriented path instead of the archery path
I wanted to become a slow but strong warrior, instead I got the fucking god of destruction throwing nuclear bombs around like it was nothing.
User avatar #1217334 - awesomedewd (04/26/2015) [-]
It seems at least you got something good.
#1216091 - Wrong board, faggot. 04/25/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#12 - >Sodium 04/24/2015 on Kek +1
#1214264 - Yeah, which is why I stopped playing it once the summer was ov… 04/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1214261 - It is pretty expensive, but Wildstar is the best MMO ever by a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1214263 - tiagodisouza (04/23/2015) [-]
the fact that you have to pay for it makes it a turn off
User avatar #1214264 - attifyon (04/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, which is why I stopped playing it once the summer was over. But I spent at least 6 hours a day for the entirety of the summer while playing it; easily my favorite MMO and one of my favorite 5 games.
Not to mention you can extend subscription through actual ingame money by buying monthly passes from other people, so if you're really dedicated you only really need to buy the initial month.
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Our grandsons +10
#3 - madzombiie Comment deleted by attifyon
#1 - This reminds me of David VS Goliath.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Angry bird +2
User avatar #14 - kolya (04/23/2015) [-]
thats a fucking awesome beeard
#13 - jjjkk (04/23/2015) [-]
I see your bees and raise you cats.
#8 - That's not how scalar things work.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on How to be an asshole. Karma... +157
User avatar #9 - semilunarknight (04/22/2015) [-]
I misread.
My mistake
#13 - >killing people That's not how you have safe fun!  [+] (18 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Jones and Carl +33
User avatar #14 - boxcarracer (04/22/2015) [-]
Evan best character in HM
User avatar #22 - datassman (04/22/2015) [-]
I like the fans more tbh
User avatar #42 - dalokan (04/22/2015) [-]
>Not liking the dashing, noble and amazing Manny Pardo, who's the best investigator in the world trying to catch the maniacal Miami Mutilator
User avatar #44 - datassman (04/22/2015) [-]
I think you mean "trying" to catch the Miami Mutilator
User avatar #47 - putindispencerhere (04/22/2015) [-]
Whatever do you mean? Manny is clearly on the trail, in part due to his thick skin and handsome features which in no way resemble that of the sophisticated Miami Mutilator.
User avatar #58 - datassman (04/23/2015) [-]
And Manny would never do anything outside the law, he does everything by the book!
User avatar #51 - sladee (04/23/2015) [-]
Wasnt the mutilator his cop friend?
User avatar #57 - datassman (04/23/2015) [-]
Nah, it's strongly implied that it's him, especially when he talks about how much media attention it'll probably get. But then they kinda make it seem like it barely garners any attention while the fans do, which is probably why he rages and takes out Tony.
User avatar #59 - sladee (04/23/2015) [-]
The cop is the one to kill Tony...
User avatar #60 - datassman (04/23/2015) [-]
Detective Manny kills Tony when he tries to surrender. I believe he said something along the lines of "oh you wanted your 15 minutes of fame huh? well it's not that easy." and then shot him
User avatar #62 - sladee (04/23/2015) [-]
Wait, are we agree or Disagreeing on Manny being the mutilator?
User avatar #63 - datassman (04/23/2015) [-]
Oh Manny's definitely the Mutilator. I think the most telling part iswhen he arrives at one of the crime scenes and the CSI is like "I hadn't even called you yet, how did you know this was a scene?" and Manny says "I have a feeling for these" (or something along those lines)
#64 - sladee (04/23/2015) [-]
I missread entirely comment #42, oops.
#65 - datassman (04/23/2015) [-]
Hahaha yeah he was just being sarcastic, no worries! picture not meant as an insult, I just couldn't pass up the opportunity
#66 - sladee (04/23/2015) [-]
I cant pass opportunities either
#67 - datassman (04/23/2015) [-]
you're so polite, friend
#68 - sladee (04/23/2015) [-]
#69 - datassman (04/23/2015) [-]
#20 - Different people have different tolerances to alcohol. Dif…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Stealth mode activated +12
#113 - anon (04/22/2015) [-]
This.
It takes me like 2 drinks to get drunk.
I don't drink very often
#23 - anon (04/22/2015) [-]
If I need half a vodkabottle to get drunk, and I'm a 5'2 21y/o female. Then I stand by what thechosentroll said, that's just not needed.
#26 - anon (04/22/2015) [-]
Someone's been drinking waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much, you should cut back.
#13 - I don't get it. Help out a retard please.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Hooch is crazy 0
User avatar #14 - datbear (04/21/2015) [-]
A popular Disney channel show the suite life on deck (which was a "sequel show" to the suite life of Zack and Cody) featured a farm girl called Bailey. In the Disney channel show Jessie the girl playing Jessie is the same actress of Bailey which is why Mr. Moseby is freaking out. I'm not very good at explaining stuff but I hope this helps.
User avatar #16 - auntyino (04/21/2015) [-]
You basically have it down
#12 - Do you sleep on your side or your back? I have been sleeping o… 04/21/2015 on Improve your posture in 6... 0
#1212800 - Only time it was really ridiculous and unfair was in Dead Ahea… 04/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1212793 - You need to complete the bonus level, Abyss, without killing a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1212794 - Detlik (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh, that might be it. I didn't do Abyss yet, I did whole campaign in one sitting so I was feeling chewed out. Thanks man
#1212788 - Hotline Miami 2 04/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1212770 - >Chapter 13 in HM2 >Playing as Evan >Chainsaw…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1212799 - boyddamilkman (04/20/2015) [-]
Hard mode is bad though, why play it?
User avatar #1212800 - attifyon (04/20/2015) [-]
Only time it was really ridiculous and unfair was in Dead Ahead's last floor because you get screwed over if you go through the bottom.
Other than that it's been really fun.
User avatar #1212792 - Detlik (04/20/2015) [-]
gg. I tried to play it that way but the game wouldn't give me the achievement. Does the first thug before the club count?
#1212793 - attifyon (04/20/2015) [-]
You need to complete the bonus level, Abyss, without killing anyone as well in order to get the achievement.
But in hard mode it is literally impossible since one of the enemies can't be killed without going into rage.
User avatar #1212794 - Detlik (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh, that might be it. I didn't do Abyss yet, I did whole campaign in one sitting so I was feeling chewed out. Thanks man
User avatar #1212787 - finblob (04/20/2015) [-]
HM2?
User avatar #1212788 - attifyon (04/20/2015) [-]
Hotline Miami 2
#40 - Then why does it matter whether we use Chrome or not?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Digging your own grave +3
#44 - infinitereaper (04/19/2015) [-]
because Firefox is better
#1211182 - ****** personality =/= ****** character He h…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1211339 - averagewhitekid (04/18/2015) [-]
Nah gay storyline, gay mechanic, and all of his levels were undoubtedly the worst levels in the game
#24 - >everyone is immortal and healthy >repopulate the ea…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Logic between Good and Evil... +1
User avatar #28 - Kairyuka (04/18/2015) [-]
On the other hand all the brilliant scientists can keep working forever so space colonization is suddenly much easier to reach
#10 - What? 04/18/2015 on attifyon's profile 0
#24 - bossguycumsplash brackgrapple  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Admin x Phanact OTP -60
#35 - brackgrapple has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - knightems (04/17/2015) [-]
legit?
User avatar #42 - brackgrapple (04/17/2015) [-]
Don't click it, started giving me unclosable pop ups, someone else dropped the source though
User avatar #68 - exotic (04/17/2015) [-]
you have adware now i think. download malwarebyte and do a scan
User avatar #38 - jackmaccone (04/17/2015) [-]
not really my kaspersky found a trojan virus on it
#64 - >not 10 hour version **** right off with that we… 04/16/2015 on Technically You Have to... +1
#7 - >When he’s not running around after nubile Goddesses in t… 04/14/2015 on Zeus - Pantheon Comp 0
#9 - Can't he literally run back in time?  [+] (22 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Flash FeelJunk +130
#71 - anon (04/15/2015) [-]
He didnt run back in time He couldnt save the kids so he went and bought a thousand smoke detectors and batteries and gave them out to families
#46 - cawpikolo (04/14/2015) [-]
bad idea doing that will cause a time boom although he changes one thing the ripples of his arrival in the past will change things slightly which will affect everything in a major way in the long run heh loong run.
User avatar #39 - Dragonchampion (04/14/2015) [-]
Er, sorry, Flashpoint Paradox.
User avatar #88 - thepizzadevourer (04/15/2015) [-]
Technically, it caused both! I think
User avatar #38 - Dragonchampion (04/14/2015) [-]
When he did that it caused the New 52.
User avatar #100 - arsenalthegunners (04/15/2015) [-]
which was both the coolest and the most fucked up thing to happen, though u cant really apply logic to how fuckin universe works up in marvel universe

All hail captain atom because allahu akbar boom
User avatar #18 - angelious (04/14/2015) [-]
last time he did it. he ended up destroying all life on earth.
User avatar #70 - hellomynameisbill (04/15/2015) [-]
woops
User avatar #11 - ScottP (04/14/2015) [-]
Barry isn't as experienced with time travel as Bart. When he does time travel, it tends to lead to disastrous consequences
User avatar #19 - angelious (04/14/2015) [-]
barry is the oldest flash. bart is the youngest and least experienced.


wally is the fastest i think.
#128 - anon (04/15/2015) [-]
Wally was the slowest.
User avatar #129 - angelious (04/15/2015) [-]
wally is only the slowest in the young justice.

#93 - omegadynasty (04/15/2015) [-]
Oldest flash is actually Jay Garrick.
User avatar #126 - angelious (04/15/2015) [-]
>>#28, i always forget about jay....he is just always...retired.
User avatar #33 - stupro (04/14/2015) [-]
Isn't Wally one of the slowest Flashes? At least, that's what I got from Young Justice.
#54 - anon (04/15/2015) [-]
Young Justice is kinda its own thing. In regular DC universe, Wally is the fastest Flash.
User avatar #50 - shieeetposter (04/15/2015) [-]
Different universes I guess
#52 - stupro (04/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #28 - neogrungist (04/14/2015) [-]
Actually Jay Garrick is older than Barry, and I suppose you could technically argue that Max Mercury is even older (though he's another speedster, he's never been the flash to my knowledge).
User avatar #23 - ScottP (04/14/2015) [-]
While Barry is the oldest, he's not as experienced with time travel as Bart or Professor Zoom
User avatar #24 - angelious (04/14/2015) [-]
you mean current bart?



that bart cant travel through time himself tho.
User avatar #10 - VincentKing (04/14/2015) [-]
flashpoint paradox is the only time he ever did it, and it completely changed the universe. His grandson from the future, however, can easily do it.
#1207693 - Around 1000$, but it might even go up to 1500$ depending on ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1207698 - sannukas (04/13/2015) [-]
www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834152667R This should satisfy all your gaymin needs. Or do you need something more mobile since this thing is a brick.

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2250
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #9 - mvtjets (04/18/2015) [-]
******* bro
User avatar #10 to #9 - attifyon (04/18/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #8 - attifyon (07/02/2014) [-]
**attifyon rolls 22,901** hmm
User avatar #4 - funnyjunknerdd (11/17/2012) [-]
Do you need those items? :D
User avatar #1 - attifyon (10/04/2012) [-]
*profile comment masturbation*
 Friends (0)