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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
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#3 - Not to mention that being a stripper probably isn't very stead… 11/21/2014 on 14 Easy Jobs +2
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User avatar #198 - sasquatchmaniaman (11/19/2014) [-]
Pope Francis said he believes in evolution and the big bang theory. I would go that far.
#75 - This brightens an already great day.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Single father +3
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You're happiness fills me with anger
#95 - cormy (11/19/2014) [-]
Your mistake fills me with anger.
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fuck the system
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*What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Nobody in all of the Futurama cast could ever take anything seriously.
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And I love them for that. Forgot to say that.
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#454 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
**konradkurze turns atrocitus into Lord Neremoth**
#450 - HolyArachnid (08/30/2014) [-]
I come bearing gifts.....
User avatar #447 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
got a skype?
User avatar #448 to #447 - atrocitustheking (08/26/2014) [-]
I do.... but I haven't touched it in... holy **** , over 5 years! Why do you ask?
User avatar #449 to #448 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
/tabletop/ group m8
User avatar #443 to #442 - atrocitustheking (08/11/2014) [-]
Rule 63 Kamina? I can roll with it.
#441 to #440 - atrocitustheking (08/09/2014) [-]
Gott in Himmel... it sounds just like an idea I had a couple years ago, and entire army of possessed. Forge World does it again.
#446 to #441 - kesolukt (08/11/2014) [-]
Well, all the more reason to read First Heretic. One of the main events is the events that led up to the Gal Vorbak. Seriously, read it!

Also both the Crimson Slaughter and The Tormented warbands are filled to the brim with possessed
#438 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
dont use absolutes?

********** make you use one
User avatar #439 to #438 - atrocitustheking (08/06/2014) [-]
Ha! Now that's a vodka I haven't tried.
#436 - HolyArachnid (07/16/2014) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #437 to #436 - atrocitustheking (08/01/2014) [-]
This ******** is getting ridiculous. What the **** , big brother admin? Get on this **** .
#433 - kesolukt (07/10/2014) [-]
Yearly reading of the scriptures

The text is made like that, with text on both sides

The monks flip them so they go almost like a slinky, while chanting

This way they keep to the tradition of reading the scriptures without actually reading them, so as to not be too attached to old teachings
User avatar #434 to #433 - atrocitustheking (07/10/2014) [-]
Nice. Praise be to the sacred slinkies.d
User avatar #435 to #434 - kesolukt (07/10/2014) [-]
Hahah
#430 - konradkurze (07/05/2014) [-]
Atrocitus Rimmer
User avatar #431 to #430 - atrocitustheking (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh dear god...
User avatar #432 to #431 - konradkurze (07/05/2014) [-]
looking a mirror huh
#377 - luluwho (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh yes, I'm that fast
#379 to #377 - atrocitustheking (06/30/2014) [-]
That's simple, yet so beautiful.
User avatar #381 to #379 - luluwho (06/30/2014) [-]
I agree
User avatar #383 to #381 - atrocitustheking (06/30/2014) [-]
Can't help but wonder, is there such a thing as Protestant Guilt?
User avatar #390 to #383 - luluwho (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm protestant born, turned Baptist and I'm the same way.
User avatar #386 to #383 - luluwho (06/30/2014) [-]
LOL I suppose there is.
#378 to #377 - luluwho (06/30/2014) [-]
Should have used jpg to load faster.
#336 - kesolukt (06/30/2014) [-]
Art ohoy
#416 to #336 - kesolukt (06/30/2014) [-]
Now: Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
#418 to #417 - kesolukt (06/30/2014) [-]
Not really space but fits the folder
#413 to #411 - kesolukt (06/30/2014) [-]
Chinese art
Dat brushwork
#414 to #413 - kesolukt (06/30/2014) [-]
Another gem
#415 to #414 - kesolukt (06/30/2014) [-]
That'll be it for now
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#380 to #336 - kesolukt (06/30/2014) [-]
Now switching folder again
#391 to #389 - kesolukt (06/30/2014) [-]
because it makes me smile
#396 to #395 - kesolukt (06/30/2014) [-]
Jumping through folders
#357 to #336 - kesolukt (06/30/2014) [-]
One of the favs
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#373 to #372 - kesolukt (06/30/2014) [-]
Mixing abstract and non-abstract plus amazing colors
10/10
User avatar #316 to #315 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
Ha ha, yes! Love this picture.
#321 to #320 - kesolukt (06/23/2014) [-]
This was my iphone background for a while
User avatar #322 to #321 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
Holy crap that is awesome.
#323 to #322 - kesolukt (06/23/2014) [-]
Got that right
#324 to #323 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
Reminder that the Astartes are made of HUEG.
#325 to #324 - kesolukt (06/23/2014) [-]
Haha yeah

You read anything with Sevatar in it?
User avatar #326 to #325 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
That name doesn't ring a bell so I'mma go with probably no.
#327 to #326 - kesolukt (06/23/2014) [-]
Ah, well he is this badass ************

Just wondering, one of the really cool characters
User avatar #328 to #327 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
What books is he from?
#329 to #328 - kesolukt (06/23/2014) [-]
He's mostly just referred to, but he is the main character of Prince of crows and an upcoming one
User avatar #330 to #329 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
well, maybe when i get done with current book i'll take a look
User avatar #332 to #331 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
> cue buttmad fans
#333 to #332 - kesolukt (06/23/2014) [-]
Bring it!

Also this is a joke only someone who knows both mlp and dow2 gets
#334 to #333 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
Hahahha, yes. Perfect.
#335 to #334 - kesolukt (06/23/2014) [-]
Yus!
User avatar #306 to #285 - atrocitustheking (06/12/2014) [-]
(Continuing here because we've hit the limit)
And does this good question have an answer?
#307 to #306 - kesolukt (06/12/2014) [-]
Heh, well suffice to say I stumbled upon it as I discovered my second favorite philosopher: Robert Anton Wilson   
He contributed to some of the hundreds of ideas that created discordianism
Heh, well suffice to say I stumbled upon it as I discovered my second favorite philosopher: Robert Anton Wilson
He contributed to some of the hundreds of ideas that created discordianism
User avatar #308 to #307 - atrocitustheking (06/12/2014) [-]
Interesting. I think I'll make a bookmark out of that. Are you merely interested in this philosophy or do you go so far as to follow it?
Speaking of which, any chance you could gimme a Cliff's Notes of it?
#309 to #308 - kesolukt (06/12/2014) [-]
Never follow anything. Ever.
That's one of the messages of Discordianism, which makes it hilariously paradoxical. So I'm not sure how to answer your question, you see. But I find it highly interesting and entertaining, that answer shall do
What do you mean by Cliff's Notes?
User avatar #310 to #309 - atrocitustheking (06/12/2014) [-]
Quick, dirty overview. Just the basics. Like those books called "Cliff's Notes" that summarize the classics of literature. "Translating" Shakespeare and giving you all you'll likely need to know for a test without reading the hundreds of pages yourself.
#311 to #310 - kesolukt (06/12/2014) [-]
I was afraid that's what you meant, if you ever really get into it then you will understand why it's so hard to summarize. It's not just that there's a lot of material to summarize, rather it is that it is all so disorganized and chaotic. Also the presentation of the philosophy is a mix of parody of religion, symbolism and clever wordplay.   
If you want a taste of it you can read the main holy scripture here, it's very short:   
www.principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php
I was afraid that's what you meant, if you ever really get into it then you will understand why it's so hard to summarize. It's not just that there's a lot of material to summarize, rather it is that it is all so disorganized and chaotic. Also the presentation of the philosophy is a mix of parody of religion, symbolism and clever wordplay.
If you want a taste of it you can read the main holy scripture here, it's very short:
www.principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php
#312 to #311 - atrocitustheking (06/12/2014) [-]
That sounds absolutely fascinating. I will be bookmarking this for future use.   
I suppose with a name like "Discordianism" I shouldn't be surprised at anarchy. I mean, the very symbol is the apple of Eris. Looking back, that should have been obvious. :p   
EIther way, I have to go, but I'll give this a look over and we can talk about it some more. Until then, take care and be well, friend.
That sounds absolutely fascinating. I will be bookmarking this for future use.
I suppose with a name like "Discordianism" I shouldn't be surprised at anarchy. I mean, the very symbol is the apple of Eris. Looking back, that should have been obvious. :p
EIther way, I have to go, but I'll give this a look over and we can talk about it some more. Until then, take care and be well, friend.
#313 to #312 - kesolukt (06/12/2014) [-]
Actually it's not about anarchy ;o
I thought it was at first, but it really isn't... I think
Sweet, I'll see you later Atrocitus
User avatar #314 to #313 - atrocitustheking (06/12/2014) [-]
Alright then. I'll read up on it and get back with 'ya.
User avatar #286 to #285 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
Very nice.
#287 to #286 - kesolukt (06/11/2014) [-]
Agreed

So what's up, Atrocitus?
User avatar #288 to #287 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
not much, my man. wasting my time with steam. finally got it and dunno why i waited so long
#289 to #288 - kesolukt (06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I don't know either, it's great
User avatar #290 to #289 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
It's let me get into contact with all my old 4chan buddies too. Not to mention all the games I've wanted forever that they have.
#291 to #290 - kesolukt (06/11/2014) [-]
Heh, cool
User avatar #292 to #291 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
You trying to bribe me with awesome 40k art? because it's working
#293 to #292 - kesolukt (06/11/2014) [-]
Yes, it is my evil master-plan
User avatar #294 to #293 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
Then the question remains... what is it you are trying to bribe me into? Ha ha ha.
#295 to #294 - kesolukt (06/11/2014) [-]
Hahah, haven't decided yet
User avatar #296 to #295 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
So, been a while since we caught each other here. How're things?
#297 to #296 - kesolukt (06/11/2014) [-]
Things are well, back from college now which is nice
Just relaxing now

And you?
#298 to #297 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
Well, I took an entrance exam to a technical school, and I am happy to say that I nailed it! Greatest feeling in recent memory. Also got on Facebook a few days ago (after about a year or two off) and surprise surprise, it seems my friends haven't forgotten all about me. A silly thing to worry about, perhaps, but a worry unfounded.
It's kind of weird though, one of 'em married. Sort of hits home, you know? Holy **** , people my age are getting married! I'm not that old yet, am I? I don't feel old... lol.
#299 to #298 - kesolukt (06/11/2014) [-]
Awesome, congratz!
Hah, well that's nice
And some people get married at 18, so don't worry
Actually how old are ya?
#300 to #299 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
23. Friends getting married are around 25, I think. I mean, good Lord, I haven't even had a steady girlfriend before... I feel like I fell behind, in a strange way. Oh sure, I've had girlfriends and stuff, but only one of them was stable, like mentally stable.
Guh, I probably sound like some emo loser. Don't let my absent minded musing bring you down. Life is good for old Atrocitus (though the same cannot be said of my comic book namesake, ha ha). I'm happy and healthy, losing weight and my depression is lifting. Things are lookin' up!
#301 to #300 - kesolukt (06/11/2014) [-]
Rule of 23
Don't worry, I think you can wait a couple more years before worrying about that ^^
Heh, well I'm glad to hear it old friend
User avatar #302 to #301 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
Sorry about that, my 'net crapped out.
What's rule of 23?
#303 to #302 - kesolukt (06/11/2014) [-]
That's alright
Oh right it's called Law of Fives
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Law_of_Fives
2+3 is 5 so 23 is also 5
User avatar #304 to #303 - atrocitustheking (06/12/2014) [-]
How on Earth did you happen upon this little tidbit? I recognize the symbol from your profile.
#305 to #304 - kesolukt (06/12/2014) [-]
Hehe, a very good question
#284 - konradkurze (06/04/2014) [-]
Atro's face on his status
#283 - konradkurze (05/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**
does Atro deserve a happy ending
#273 - konradkurze (05/13/2014) [-]
like with the aliens...theyve always kept true to the theme...even as far as the first avp movie, the old queen was made 50% bigger as aliens DO get bigger over time....and much as prometheus had new **** ...they could write that off as 'other aliens made by the space jockeys

with the predators...they went from them having small legs on their faces to having huge ******* facehugger legs on their faces and the creators saying "oh now theres a second species of predator"
User avatar #274 to #273 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2014) [-]
I actually didn't mind that new Predators movie.
User avatar #275 to #274 - konradkurze (05/14/2014) [-]
well it was good to watch but throwing in the new species of predator is a 'WTF'

the aliens books saying theres a mutant red breed of aliens is one thing, but spiderface predators is wtf
User avatar #276 to #275 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2014) [-]
See, I'm of the opposite opinion. A mutant breed that's only different in colour? That's retarded. A big bad super-predator on the other hand doesn't bother me.
Plus, I mean, we got to watch the Alpha Predator rip a ******** spine out of his body. I'm not a violent person but holy **** , that was kind of awesome!
User avatar #277 to #276 - konradkurze (05/14/2014) [-]
well the red aliens were more aggressive but more sensitive to psychic powers and if their queen died the psychic feedback made them all fall over and have seizures

the predators however.....they kinda have a weak case...supposedly theyre meant to have no honor yet in the movie one accepted the swordfight challenge with the jap guy instead of just shooting him to ****
User avatar #279 to #277 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2014) [-]
HANG ON, how the **** could you be a more aggressive xenomorph? Even they're god damn BLOOD is a weapon. They bite/rape first, and never get around to asking questions. How do you top a critter permanently in the "all guns blazing" mode in the aggression department?
User avatar #280 to #279 - konradkurze (05/14/2014) [-]
well id say the normal ones at least have a survival instinct, perhaps the red ones are ' **** everything just attack" like real animals such as wolverines, badgers and tasmanian devils are

User avatar #281 to #280 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2014) [-]
I suppose there is that. I saw a wolverine just attack a full grown bear, for no god damn reason. It's not like it was (or even could) eat the damn thing.
I'm going to have to cut this convo short. I have to wake up early tomorrow.
#282 to #281 - konradkurze (05/14/2014) [-]
youre a FJer that actually sleeps?

fukkin casual
User avatar #278 to #277 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2014) [-]
Ah well. I didn't expect a great movie, but I feel like I at least got a mediocre one.
User avatar #272 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user iamdusk **
this is Atrocitus' senpai
#263 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**

************ is turned on by this
#265 to #264 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is atrocitus' fetish
#267 to #265 - atrocitustheking (04/18/2014) [-]
**atrocitustheking rolled image**
This is yours.
#269 to #267 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**   
   
i regret nothing and give this picture to your parents
**konradkurze rolled image**

i regret nothing and give this picture to your parents
#270 to #269 - atrocitustheking (04/18/2014) [-]
**atrocitustheking rolled image**
Jokes on you! I sent this one to your parents. Overnight delivery in fact!
User avatar #271 to #270 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
a little brother who's **** with time and money and lazy......why send a california kid to us?
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