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Video Games Played: Age of Empires II, Banished, Civilization V
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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#5 - That one with the 'roided out slime and hedgehog though.... lo… 12/16/2014 on Sonic is Christian +1
#144 - Well, that is ******* horrifying. I now have a &q… 12/16/2014 on Tumblr is getting smarter 0
#2 - This is startlingly common (these are not the only ones I've s…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Sonic is Christian +1
User avatar #4 - yokobono (12/16/2014) [-]
I don't get it either. I just smile and nod, since worse stuff has come out of sonic fanart.
User avatar #5 - atrocitustheking (12/16/2014) [-]
That one with the 'roided out slime and hedgehog though.... looks way too much like someone's fetish.
#12 - That made me giggle like a retard. 12/14/2014 on A Cat +1
#17 - Oh **** no... 12/14/2014 on Saw this sign outside a pub... +1
#4 - It would really suck if your "someone" became a prie…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Hope 0
User avatar #6 - yunnie (12/14/2014) [-]
thats why i use chloroform
#4 - Maybe he's broke, because of the iPad. No money left.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on not delivery -1
User avatar #10 - regularorange (12/14/2014) [-]
That's the joke
#1 - This is what makes RPGs so great. 12/11/2014 on Ferric Novacula +6
#136 - > is definitely become God damn, brain, did you just ta… 12/11/2014 on substance use 0
#135 - Yes, there is at that. She is definitely became my new redhead crush.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on substance use 0
User avatar #136 - atrocitustheking (12/11/2014) [-]
> is definitely become
God damn, brain, did you just take a hike for a moment there?

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User avatar #482 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
hey atro
wanna help me troll a troll?
User avatar #480 - konradkurze (12/16/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Concentrate and ask again**
should i steal Atro's **** to get his attention
User avatar #481 to #480 - konradkurze (12/16/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Ask again later**
should i steal Atro's **** to get his attention
#479 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
*turns atro into a chaos warrior*
User avatar #478 - konradkurze (11/28/2014) [-]
*ties Atro to a chair and forcefeeds him 7 whole turkeys*
User avatar #455 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
*pokes atro with a stick*
#457 to #456 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
need some heat here and i thought poking you would make things heat up
#458 to #457 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
I could set you on fire. Would that help?
#459 to #458 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
dont need to be on fire

************ already made me get a burning sensation when i piss
User avatar #460 to #459 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
That's some... personal information.
#461 to #460 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
but seriously

never **** someone who has one of these on their bedroom wall
User avatar #462 to #461 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
Good advice.
#463 to #462 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
is atro a manwhore
User avatar #464 to #463 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
The 8-Ball lies.
User avatar #465 to #464 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
so youre saying you wouldnt randomly **** any hot girl who wants you, even a couple a day
User avatar #466 to #465 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
I'd love to... it just hasn't happened yet. And I'm picky.
User avatar #467 to #466 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
so a manwhore yet to start work
User avatar #468 to #467 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
Bitches be lining up to jump these bones. Even pay for the privilege.
User avatar #470 to #468 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
$6 an hour

you a cheap whore
User avatar #471 to #470 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
It's only a side job. Plus, it won't get too exhausting, as I said, I'm picky.
User avatar #473 to #471 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
Atro = Brony
#474 to #473 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
That would be beastiality, and that is not my fetish.
User avatar #475 to #474 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
so it makes your dong sad

thats fine,.,,you can 'be the woman'
#476 to #475 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
I think not.
I think not.
#477 to #476 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 2**
will Atro be the 'woman' and take dick
#472 to #471 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**

bitch pease,,you'd **** this
User avatar #469 to #468 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 06**
Atro's hourly rate
#454 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
**konradkurze turns atrocitus into Lord Neremoth**
#452 - kesolukt ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
#451 - kesolukt ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
#450 - HolyArachnid (08/30/2014) [-]
I come bearing gifts.....
User avatar #447 - dndxplain (08/26/2014) [-]
got a skype?
User avatar #448 to #447 - atrocitustheking (08/26/2014) [-]
I do.... but I haven't touched it in... holy **** , over 5 years! Why do you ask?
User avatar #449 to #448 - dndxplain (08/26/2014) [-]
/tabletop/ group m8
User avatar #443 to #442 - atrocitustheking (08/11/2014) [-]
Rule 63 Kamina? I can roll with it.
#441 to #440 - atrocitustheking (08/09/2014) [-]
Gott in Himmel... it sounds just like an idea I had a couple years ago, and entire army of possessed. Forge World does it again.
#446 to #441 - kesolukt ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Well, all the more reason to read First Heretic. One of the main events is the events that led up to the Gal Vorbak. Seriously, read it!

Also both the Crimson Slaughter and The Tormented warbands are filled to the brim with possessed
#438 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
dont use absolutes?

********** make you use one
User avatar #439 to #438 - atrocitustheking (08/06/2014) [-]
Ha! Now that's a vodka I haven't tried.
#436 - HolyArachnid (07/16/2014) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #437 to #436 - atrocitustheking (08/01/2014) [-]
This ******** is getting ridiculous. What the **** , big brother admin? Get on this **** .
#433 - kesolukt ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Yearly reading of the scriptures

The text is made like that, with text on both sides

The monks flip them so they go almost like a slinky, while chanting

This way they keep to the tradition of reading the scriptures without actually reading them, so as to not be too attached to old teachings
User avatar #434 to #433 - atrocitustheking (07/10/2014) [-]
Nice. Praise be to the sacred slinkies.d
User avatar #435 to #434 - kesolukt ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Hahah
#430 - konradkurze (07/05/2014) [-]
Atrocitus Rimmer
User avatar #431 to #430 - atrocitustheking (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh dear god...
User avatar #432 to #431 - konradkurze (07/05/2014) [-]
looking a mirror huh
#377 - luluwho (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh yes, I'm that fast
#379 to #377 - atrocitustheking (06/30/2014) [-]
That's simple, yet so beautiful.
User avatar #381 to #379 - luluwho (06/30/2014) [-]
I agree
User avatar #383 to #381 - atrocitustheking (06/30/2014) [-]
Can't help but wonder, is there such a thing as Protestant Guilt?
User avatar #390 to #383 - luluwho (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm protestant born, turned Baptist and I'm the same way.
User avatar #386 to #383 - luluwho (06/30/2014) [-]
LOL I suppose there is.
#378 to #377 - luluwho (06/30/2014) [-]
Should have used jpg to load faster.
#336 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Art ohoy
#416 to #336 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Now: Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
#418 to #417 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Not really space but fits the folder
#413 to #411 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Chinese art
Dat brushwork
#414 to #413 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Another gem
#415 to #414 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
That'll be it for now
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#380 to #336 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Now switching folder again
#391 to #389 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
because it makes me smile
#396 to #395 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Jumping through folders
#403 to #402 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
#357 to #336 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
One of the favs
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#373 to #372 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Mixing abstract and non-abstract plus amazing colors
10/10
#376 to #375 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #316 to #315 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
Ha ha, yes! Love this picture.
#321 to #320 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
This was my iphone background for a while
User avatar #322 to #321 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
Holy crap that is awesome.
#323 to #322 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Got that right
#324 to #323 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
Reminder that the Astartes are made of HUEG.
#325 to #324 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Haha yeah

You read anything with Sevatar in it?
User avatar #326 to #325 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
That name doesn't ring a bell so I'mma go with probably no.
#327 to #326 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Ah, well he is this badass ************

Just wondering, one of the really cool characters
User avatar #328 to #327 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
What books is he from?
#329 to #328 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
He's mostly just referred to, but he is the main character of Prince of crows and an upcoming one
User avatar #330 to #329 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
well, maybe when i get done with current book i'll take a look
#331 to #330 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Aight
User avatar #332 to #331 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
> cue buttmad fans
#333 to #332 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Bring it!

Also this is a joke only someone who knows both mlp and dow2 gets
#334 to #333 - atrocitustheking (06/23/2014) [-]
Hahahha, yes. Perfect.
#335 to #334 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Yus!
#285 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #306 to #285 - atrocitustheking (06/12/2014) [-]
(Continuing here because we've hit the limit)
And does this good question have an answer?
#307 to #306 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Heh, well suffice to say I stumbled upon it as I discovered my second favorite philosopher: Robert Anton Wilson   
He contributed to some of the hundreds of ideas that created discordianism
Heh, well suffice to say I stumbled upon it as I discovered my second favorite philosopher: Robert Anton Wilson
He contributed to some of the hundreds of ideas that created discordianism
User avatar #308 to #307 - atrocitustheking (06/12/2014) [-]
Interesting. I think I'll make a bookmark out of that. Are you merely interested in this philosophy or do you go so far as to follow it?
Speaking of which, any chance you could gimme a Cliff's Notes of it?
#309 to #308 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Never follow anything. Ever.
That's one of the messages of Discordianism, which makes it hilariously paradoxical. So I'm not sure how to answer your question, you see. But I find it highly interesting and entertaining, that answer shall do
What do you mean by Cliff's Notes?
User avatar #310 to #309 - atrocitustheking (06/12/2014) [-]
Quick, dirty overview. Just the basics. Like those books called "Cliff's Notes" that summarize the classics of literature. "Translating" Shakespeare and giving you all you'll likely need to know for a test without reading the hundreds of pages yourself.
#311 to #310 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I was afraid that's what you meant, if you ever really get into it then you will understand why it's so hard to summarize. It's not just that there's a lot of material to summarize, rather it is that it is all so disorganized and chaotic. Also the presentation of the philosophy is a mix of parody of religion, symbolism and clever wordplay.   
If you want a taste of it you can read the main holy scripture here, it's very short:   
www.principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php
I was afraid that's what you meant, if you ever really get into it then you will understand why it's so hard to summarize. It's not just that there's a lot of material to summarize, rather it is that it is all so disorganized and chaotic. Also the presentation of the philosophy is a mix of parody of religion, symbolism and clever wordplay.
If you want a taste of it you can read the main holy scripture here, it's very short:
www.principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php
#312 to #311 - atrocitustheking (06/12/2014) [-]
That sounds absolutely fascinating. I will be bookmarking this for future use.   
I suppose with a name like "Discordianism" I shouldn't be surprised at anarchy. I mean, the very symbol is the apple of Eris. Looking back, that should have been obvious. :p   
EIther way, I have to go, but I'll give this a look over and we can talk about it some more. Until then, take care and be well, friend.
That sounds absolutely fascinating. I will be bookmarking this for future use.
I suppose with a name like "Discordianism" I shouldn't be surprised at anarchy. I mean, the very symbol is the apple of Eris. Looking back, that should have been obvious. :p
EIther way, I have to go, but I'll give this a look over and we can talk about it some more. Until then, take care and be well, friend.
#313 to #312 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Actually it's not about anarchy ;o
I thought it was at first, but it really isn't... I think
Sweet, I'll see you later Atrocitus
User avatar #314 to #313 - atrocitustheking (06/12/2014) [-]
Alright then. I'll read up on it and get back with 'ya.
User avatar #286 to #285 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
Very nice.
#287 to #286 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Agreed

So what's up, Atrocitus?
User avatar #288 to #287 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
not much, my man. wasting my time with steam. finally got it and dunno why i waited so long
#289 to #288 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I don't know either, it's great
User avatar #290 to #289 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
It's let me get into contact with all my old 4chan buddies too. Not to mention all the games I've wanted forever that they have.
#291 to #290 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Heh, cool
User avatar #292 to #291 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
You trying to bribe me with awesome 40k art? because it's working
#293 to #292 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Yes, it is my evil master-plan
User avatar #294 to #293 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
Then the question remains... what is it you are trying to bribe me into? Ha ha ha.
#295 to #294 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Hahah, haven't decided yet
User avatar #296 to #295 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
So, been a while since we caught each other here. How're things?
#297 to #296 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Things are well, back from college now which is nice
Just relaxing now

And you?
#298 to #297 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
Well, I took an entrance exam to a technical school, and I am happy to say that I nailed it! Greatest feeling in recent memory. Also got on Facebook a few days ago (after about a year or two off) and surprise surprise, it seems my friends haven't forgotten all about me. A silly thing to worry about, perhaps, but a worry unfounded.
It's kind of weird though, one of 'em married. Sort of hits home, you know? Holy **** , people my age are getting married! I'm not that old yet, am I? I don't feel old... lol.
#299 to #298 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Awesome, congratz!
Hah, well that's nice
And some people get married at 18, so don't worry
Actually how old are ya?
#300 to #299 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
23. Friends getting married are around 25, I think. I mean, good Lord, I haven't even had a steady girlfriend before... I feel like I fell behind, in a strange way. Oh sure, I've had girlfriends and stuff, but only one of them was stable, like mentally stable.
Guh, I probably sound like some emo loser. Don't let my absent minded musing bring you down. Life is good for old Atrocitus (though the same cannot be said of my comic book namesake, ha ha). I'm happy and healthy, losing weight and my depression is lifting. Things are lookin' up!
#301 to #300 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Rule of 23
Don't worry, I think you can wait a couple more years before worrying about that ^^
Heh, well I'm glad to hear it old friend
User avatar #302 to #301 - atrocitustheking (06/11/2014) [-]
Sorry about that, my 'net crapped out.
What's rule of 23?
#303 to #302 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
That's alright
Oh right it's called Law of Fives
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Law_of_Fives
2+3 is 5 so 23 is also 5
User avatar #304 to #303 - atrocitustheking (06/12/2014) [-]
How on Earth did you happen upon this little tidbit? I recognize the symbol from your profile.
#305 to #304 - kesolukt ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Hehe, a very good question
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