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#3679 - **atilia used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **atilia rolls 73** 07/07/2015 on Where will you be reborn... 0
#44 - It's still less noticeable than pitching a 7" tent. 06/18/2015 on Do Actors get Boners? 0
#43 - No, but I can make an erection go away within 10-15 seconds ju… 06/18/2015 on Do Actors get Boners? 0
#3 - Or you could just learn some self control... If that fails, tu…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Do Actors get Boners? -4
User avatar #15 - magicalsteve (06/18/2015) [-]
I never understood the belt trick.. I my mind you'd have to have quite a small penis for that to work. Mine pokes up and is quite obvious through my shirt.

Mind you I'm not saying my penis is huge. Just that I don't see how this works
User avatar #44 - atilia (06/18/2015) [-]
It's still less noticeable than pitching a 7" tent.
#12 - anon (06/18/2015) [-]
"learn some self control"
Congratulations on being the first human to skip puberty entirely while growing up.
User avatar #11 - rakaka (06/18/2015) [-]
look at Mr. Dick Control over here, master of his penis. Is your dick prehensile like an elephant trunk or something?
User avatar #43 - atilia (06/18/2015) [-]
No, but I can make an erection go away within 10-15 seconds just through quick meditation. It's not that hard.
#31 - chaseapex (06/18/2015) [-]
Take a minute to imagine having that level of control in your penis.
#738 - I've used it (or some variant) for everything I do for entert… 05/18/2015 on Origin of your username? 0
#115 - ok then... 05/15/2015 on The horror +1
#636 - Old pic that I have from my phone. I swear I don't usual… 05/13/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +1
#9 - Oh please, every room in my house has at least 8. The last own…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Light +2
User avatar #17 - Grom (05/12/2015) [-]
I fucking hate bored electricians
they always wire everything so that it's convenient for them, but a nightmare for the next owners
#19 - sheimi (05/12/2015) [-]
Thats like hating your carpenter. "Look at what he did with that pile of planks, A well crafted dresser. I was all happy with it being a pile of planks, and i can't undo it to planks anymore"
Do you think if a electrician can do something better than you he shouldn't do it just to think of the next possible owner?
User avatar #20 - Grom (05/12/2015) [-]
not at all
"fuck look at that, he ran Romex through the entire house. shit won't pass code, I have to rewire it all"
"shit, he used spare wire so none of the colors match. how am I supposed to know whats hot and whats neutral when its all black?!"
"he installed some shitty burglar alarm in EVERY room. it doesn't even work right. no we have to patch the dry wall in the 14 spots he installed a keypad"
"every single switch in the house is upside down. no big deal but it's kind of annoying"
"none of the fan remotes work because he didn't read the wiring directions for the receiver"
"he installed a three phase panel. this isn't a problem but a house doesn't draw NEARLY that much amperage"
"every outlet in the house is a GFI...why?"
"he beefed up the breakers for his garage/workshop but didn't rewire it to a heavier gauge wire so the jackets melted and caused a short circuit, he never fixed it right"
electricians tend to ghetto rig stuff in their own homes. if it works, it's fine, but it tends to cause problems with new owners
#25 - sheimi (05/12/2015) [-]
Sorry, I was in school so i couldn't respond.

We are talking about different things here and it could be because I'm not a native english speaker.
In you first post you didn't say anything about doing it illegal, badly or against the code. the word "convenient" doesn't translate to me as such. I was talking about the electrician doing his work as it should. It sounds the work you are now describing is not done by a certified elecrician, that can be different where you live so I cannot comment on that one. I couldn't even imagine any certified electrician doing that kind of work here in Finland because it is illegal and you can be prosecuted for it.
User avatar #23 - epicalania (05/12/2015) [-]
Every single switch is upside down
Would be worse if it was only half the switches
#125 - Hard to tell. Most things don't really phase me anymore. I hav… 05/09/2015 on (untitled) 0
#37 - No it's not I work in a sex shop  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2015 on (untitled) 0
#54 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2015) [-]
Weirdest experience with a customer you've ever had?
User avatar #125 - atilia (05/09/2015) [-]
Hard to tell. Most things don't really phase me anymore. I have been offered a house to be some big black guys lover boy. Otherwise, I've seen a guy jizz on himself when I scared him jerking it in the token booths.


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User avatar #3 - missingmouse (03/11/2015) [-]
You says you have no friends.
I'm up for being friends if you'd like
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