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atheistzilla

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Date Signed Up:8/21/2012
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latest user's comments

#48 - ****** saved, holy **** this made me laugh 09/10/2014 on This Magic Moment +1
#30 - obligatory "it's like he finds the crystal again every ti…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on public speaking +29
#35 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
the dog helps Jerry dig up the crystal.
#32 - smorgaynator (09/09/2014) [-]
evry tim dis gets repostd i lik to emagine tat is jus jeery findng da krystal agin.
#87 - well... try not to get abducted by aliens man 09/09/2014 on Cool cop 0
#18 - where the **** do you live?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +5
User avatar #24 - raideoactivepilot (09/09/2014) [-]
jackson county Tennessee. super poor place to live. hardly any jobs, mostly because the whole town is just so thick with forest and really rough area its not worth building anything there. the last thing really built there was all from the 60's when there was a coal and other company's using the river next to the town. the town is actually so cut off that if you're not living in the town for all purposes you'r address is from a bording county because it takes roughly an hour to get to town and back and going to the next town over takes like 15 min so the postal service said fuck that and only thing that says im in this county is my property line and everything else is from a neighboring county www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG4luZ6TT-k this also happend pretty close where i live. nothing to do with what i said, just throwing this out there
User avatar #87 - atheistzilla (09/09/2014) [-]
well... try not to get abducted by aliens man
#52 - holmesc (09/09/2014) [-]
County* not Country.

Holy shit that makes a big difference.
User avatar #38 - hackmon (09/09/2014) [-]
cut down a tree, ride it down the river and never return
#78 - who reads this? sounds a bit like markiplier 09/09/2014 on What the fuck, fan fiction? 0
#136 - **** yeah, betraying the martyrs 09/09/2014 on Groupies +2
#117 - holy **** 09/08/2014 on Miranda Cosgrove is a fan... +1
#109 - what is this?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Miranda Cosgrove is a fan... 0
#110 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/08/2014) [-]
michael jackson
#117 - atheistzilla (09/08/2014) [-]
holy shit
#45 - not redy 4 skeltal 09/08/2014 on Skeletons can have fun too +2
#32 - that's paul de leeuw, a famous gay dutch comedian from televis… 09/05/2014 on He aint even mad +1
#103 - is this a real thing? 09/04/2014 on the evolution of man 0
#127 - wich city?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Australian Problems comp, pt 2 0
User avatar #128 - braddlesxp (09/05/2014) [-]
adelaide
#20 - right on, brother 09/03/2014 on RIP in pieces +1
#36 - are there really spiders like that in all of australia, or jus…  [+] (24 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Australian Problems comp, pt 2 +20
User avatar #102 - TwiztidNinja (09/04/2014) [-]
Huntsman Spider Yes they are everywhere, These spiders actually cause a few car accidents every year.
they are called Huntsmans and they are harmless.
It is the small spiders in Australia that are dangerous.
Seriously, a red backed spider is 7 times more venomous than a black widow. Huntsmans are not even venomous.
User avatar #80 - braddlesxp (09/04/2014) [-]
in all seriousness dude im almost 20 and i've only ever seen one my whole life
but i live in the city/suburban area
User avatar #127 - atheistzilla (09/04/2014) [-]
wich city?
User avatar #128 - braddlesxp (09/05/2014) [-]
adelaide
#44 - scant (09/03/2014) [-]
Everywhere.
If they're not huntsman spiders, they're funnel webs.
If they're not funnel webs, they're trapdoor spiders.
If they're not trapdoor spiders, they're redbacks.
#119 - gurle (09/04/2014) [-]
They're all just tarantulas to me, bro
#103 - anonymous (09/04/2014) [-]
not really, we do get small spiders in Australia and depending where you live you might not get much large spiders at all. Don't think I've seen any large spiders since I moved here.
User avatar #105 - janaa (09/04/2014) [-]
correction: found a hunstman while cleaning out the shed today
User avatar #112 - scant (09/04/2014) [-]
As a native Australian, I can tell you that you haven't been looking hard enough.
User avatar #113 - janaa (09/04/2014) [-]
As a native Australian I can tell you that I don't want to look hard enough
User avatar #114 - janaa (09/04/2014) [-]
We just don't really get the larger species in the southern parts of Western Australia
User avatar #93 - snowshark (09/04/2014) [-]
Oh, and in case it hasn't already been mentioned, do a 'pros of living in Australia' comp too.
User avatar #92 - snowshark (09/04/2014) [-]
In the UK we had a full-on media scare about the False Widow Spider. People got their knickers in one hell of a twist about them.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZGzYprWi74

Look at them. Look at these cute fuckers. They're tiny! They have huge abdomens and are about as fast and scary as as Pope Francis moonwalking the wrong way along an airport escalator.

Australia is the game of life on Hardcore difficulty. It's really telling how good we have it in the UK when THIS constitutes the biggest media scare we've had in years.
User avatar #84 - atrocitustheking (09/04/2014) [-]
Remind me to never fucking visit your country.
User avatar #66 - niggayoucantread (09/03/2014) [-]
Aren't redbacks the Australian version of black widows?
User avatar #69 - scant (09/03/2014) [-]
Wikipedia tells me they're in the same genus.
So yeah, I guess you could say that.
They look pretty similar too.
User avatar #70 - niggayoucantread (09/03/2014) [-]
Ahh i see.
i can handle snakes venomous or not.
but i can't stand spiders. my way of thinking is "anything with more than four legs is unholy. lol
#63 - yourdonutz (09/03/2014) [-]
when i was cleaning the yard with my mum we found like 6 of them under some bricks

pic related
User avatar #46 - webs (09/03/2014) [-]
Spiders Everywhere.
User avatar #48 - scant (09/03/2014) [-]
I'll bet your name puts you in contact with many spiders
#50 - webs (09/03/2014) [-]
Just mostly Spider Man threads
#39 - panzerfront (09/03/2014) [-]
i've been trying to find that video forever where is it?????
#41 - panzerfront (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah!!!!
#77 - Picture 09/03/2014 on the correct way to use tinder +2
#43 - not redy 4 skeltal 09/03/2014 on Spore in a Nutshell +12
#121 - **** the hell yes bruv  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on The new craze +5
#129 - cormy (09/03/2014) [-]
It's been my dream to contribute to one of these.
They're almost as good... As spiderman threads.
#179 - lolzordz (09/03/2014) [-]
#145 - shetep (09/03/2014) [-]
the world needs more GameSphere
#120 - for the people that don't get this; meg is voic… 09/03/2014 on The new craze 0
#3 - oh **** the hell yes, dis gon B good <-- yf…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Chapter 2 - The Triple... +13
User avatar #5 - mrmystery (09/02/2014) [-]
That's like 80% accurate. Especially the end part.
#98 - Picture 09/02/2014 on Rise of the Fegans +1
#96 - notify me to bruh  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Rise of the Fegans +1
User avatar #97 - mrmystery (09/02/2014) [-]
Its already out!
#98 - atheistzilla (09/02/2014) [-]
#169 - no homo, but i'd totally suck ya dick 09/02/2014 on 3 vs 40 Final stand. Kill... +13
#231 - Picture 09/01/2014 on Filthy Frank with PewDiePie 0
#104 - i think we're giving this way more attention then it deserves  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Women stahhp +4
#108 - oosulley (09/01/2014) [-]
HEY! YOU! BACK ON THE BANDWAGON!
#19 - this made me think of admin, before and after he begs for money  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Politics +51
User avatar #25 - herbolifee (08/31/2014) [-]
Remember what a complete fucking cunt he was before he got financial issues with FJ? Yeah, that's the reason I'm keeping adblock up and not spending a penny on Amazon.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#28 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi atheistzilla! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#27 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi atheistzilla! I've eaten 10 grams of rice this week. That's a lot of food for me! I'm ready to mine minerals now!
#23 - masterboll (03/17/2015) [-]
heard you were atheist
#24 to #23 - atheistzilla (03/17/2015) [-]
you heard well my euphoric friend
you heard well my euphoric friend
#25 to #24 - masterboll (03/17/2015) [-]
how can i be euphoric if youre the atheist?
#26 to #25 - atheistzilla (03/18/2015) [-]
because you wear the fedora, the most euphoric symbol of our enlightment
because you wear the fedora, the most euphoric symbol of our enlightment
User avatar #20 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good morning. Have a fantastic day.
#21 to #20 - atheistzilla (11/18/2014) [-]
hey friend, good evening to you
hey friend, good evening to you
User avatar #22 to #21 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
badass gif. thanks!
User avatar #17 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
#18 to #17 - atheistzilla (09/23/2014) [-]
thank you!    
   
 eventhough i just came back from work and it's 21:46 over here
thank you!

eventhough i just came back from work and it's 21:46 over here
User avatar #19 to #18 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Well get some much needed rest friend.
User avatar #15 - skulldan (08/22/2014) [-]
happy slightly late birthday you ******* cunt
User avatar #16 to #15 - atheistzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
thanks m8!
#14 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
salami pizza.
User avatar #10 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #11 to #10 - atheistzilla (12/30/2013) [-]
but....but, my name's not Dylan D:
#7 - warrollan (04/02/2013) [-]
You never delivered, faggot. **** you.
User avatar #8 to #7 - atheistzilla (04/03/2013) [-]
please remind me of what i didn't deliver
#9 to #8 - warrollan (04/03/2013) [-]
"Dubs and i will stick my dick into my beer bottle and then drink from it."

Faggot.
User avatar #2 - xshadeeisafag (08/26/2012) [-]
I thought Atheists didn't believe in dinosaurs?
User avatar #6 to #2 - atheistzilla (11/19/2012) [-]
wut?
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