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#142 - atheistzilla (14 hours ago) [-]
ur awesome m8
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#54 - well next year i'm going to mallorca, spain for 5 months and i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on A dream come true +2
#55 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
I was about to have some fun with an older Mexican woman on a dive trip in Australia but got cockblocked 3 times in a row... One of my few regrets in life ;)

Make sure you're safe but I will also add that most of the time older women will fix a (contagious) problem instead of ignoring it, hoping it will go away.
I never wear protection anymore but of course a monogamous relationship is inherently safer.
#49 - i'm not gonna lie to you... dating a women twice your age soun…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on A dream come true +4
#50 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Even if it's just a one nighter, you have to try it bro.
You won't put up with the same childish bullshit from girls ever again.

I have had younger girlfriends and I just don't tolerate the unhealthy behavior anymore. Makes for stronger relationships.
User avatar #54 - atheistzilla (07/12/2014) [-]
well next year i'm going to mallorca, spain for 5 months and i think the situation will occur... okey i'll try for you autoxx (only if the possibillity comes ofcourse)
#55 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
I was about to have some fun with an older Mexican woman on a dive trip in Australia but got cockblocked 3 times in a row... One of my few regrets in life ;)

Make sure you're safe but I will also add that most of the time older women will fix a (contagious) problem instead of ignoring it, hoping it will go away.
I never wear protection anymore but of course a monogamous relationship is inherently safer.
#46 - how old are you and how old is your gf?  [+] (12 new replies) 07/12/2014 on A dream come true 0
#48 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
I was 25 when I met my first older girlfriend (she was 51). She showed me the joy I had been missing in relationships with younger girls.
She had a "tubal ligation"(?) So she couldn't get pregnant, no stress worrying about an accident.
She was eager in bed instead of acting like it was an inconvenience (despite consistent multiple orgasms).
She had no qualms about using lube (previous girlfriends took it as an insult that they needed it)
She soaked up all of the attention I gave her and BLOSSOMED with self confidence (her ex husband was a bit of a deadbeat douche)
She was willing and eager to spend all day on a marathon sex session (the lube made it possible)
She was fully self sufficient and didn't treat me like a taxi or an ATM... I did build her a beautiful house but she paid for it with her own hard-earned money.
We did things together CONSTANTLY like swimming, hiking, road trips, etc. instead of just wanting to sit around the house in sweatpants (I hate sweats, they make even great asses look like garbage)
She dressed up for me even when we were just staying in and BBQing a couple of steaks. That was a big one for me, I'm a fit guy, I don't dress expensive but I dress clean and tidy. It means a lot when someone wants to look good for YOU, not just when you are going out.


My current girlfriend is 45 and I'm now 31.
User avatar #73 - missaddie (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't think it's necessarily age, maybe it's where you are or something but there are plenty of women who aren't that bitchy and whiny about everything you just have to try to find them instead of going to a bar or something (not saying you did that but the way you described them that sounds like where they'd like to spend time)
User avatar #74 - missaddie (07/12/2014) [-]
Like I've just never met anyone who acts like that to their significant other, sure there are bitches but I've never heard of them not soaking up attention and freaking out about lube or anything.
I don't know, maybe in places that aren't rural-ish like where I live people are more crude and awful.
#149 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Don't know, I've only met one girl at a bar. We went on a skiing/snowboarding trip through the mountains as a "first date" (her idea) and demonstrated some severe issues pertaining to even casual physical contact and any sort of personal conversation.
Her friends (we stayed with them in Fernie) warned me away from a relationship with her and I didn't see her again after that trip.
I didn't but that's where I learned "don't stick you're dick in crazy"...
User avatar #51 - atomschlumpf (07/12/2014) [-]
just curious, why didn't it work out?
#52 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Distance.
Basically my first mistake was building her house in the next town east of mine.
My second mistake was letting her move into it lol.

Really, that's all it is. In the 4 years of bliss I would drive over to her place at least once a day and she would drive to mine occasionally (my place is small and PACKED with projects/inventions so hers was more comfortable).
User avatar #53 - atomschlumpf (07/12/2014) [-]
Well. Shit lol
At least you didn't pay for the house, so it's not THAT bad
#57 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Honestly, I have no regrets. The memories are all warm ones and I am glad for every one of them.
User avatar #49 - atheistzilla (07/12/2014) [-]
i'm not gonna lie to you... dating a women twice your age sounds really fucked up to me, but hey if it makes you happy i say fucking go with it
#50 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Even if it's just a one nighter, you have to try it bro.
You won't put up with the same childish bullshit from girls ever again.

I have had younger girlfriends and I just don't tolerate the unhealthy behavior anymore. Makes for stronger relationships.
User avatar #54 - atheistzilla (07/12/2014) [-]
well next year i'm going to mallorca, spain for 5 months and i think the situation will occur... okey i'll try for you autoxx (only if the possibillity comes ofcourse)
#55 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
I was about to have some fun with an older Mexican woman on a dive trip in Australia but got cockblocked 3 times in a row... One of my few regrets in life ;)

Make sure you're safe but I will also add that most of the time older women will fix a (contagious) problem instead of ignoring it, hoping it will go away.
I never wear protection anymore but of course a monogamous relationship is inherently safer.
#43 - LIES! noone on the best site ever has a gf  [+] (19 new replies) 07/12/2014 on A dream come true +14
User avatar #150 - tacobeargun (07/12/2014) [-]
Lol, there's a rare few of us that are married.
#44 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
I have decided to only date older women, the first one showed me what a relationship is supposed to be like. No drama, fewer insecurities, and they have no interest in having (more) kids. They are also usually less inhibited or selfish in the bedroom.

The maternal instinct is great too, head/back rubs happen all the time plus older women are usually more supportive of risky business ideas, projects, etc.
#84 - EjaculationMan (07/12/2014) [-]
>selfish in the bedroom

that's the first time i see a dude say women can be selfish in bedroom
#151 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Really?
I have found most are at least a little selfish.
I usually do most of the work, the one partner I have had that would take the initiative and hop on top was my first.
When you are doing everything you get tired sooner but when she gives you a break you both can have fun all day/night and not have trouble walking down the stairs afterward.
User avatar #153 - EjaculationMan (07/12/2014) [-]
well that's not exactly what selfish in bed means, well it is selfish to leave all the work on you but selfish in bed usually means that a person end the sex after having orgasm and not caring to finish his/her partner.
#154 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh... Yeah I actually had that experience with my current girlfriend.
She had never had an orgasm during intercourse, only when she was alone.
He ex husband is a manipulative dick to her and her kids, he messed her up quite effectively.
It took a lot of work on her confidence and self esteem to get to where we are now but she has multiples every night and she is taking the initiative more often with some encouragement.
User avatar #46 - atheistzilla (07/12/2014) [-]
how old are you and how old is your gf?
#48 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
I was 25 when I met my first older girlfriend (she was 51). She showed me the joy I had been missing in relationships with younger girls.
She had a "tubal ligation"(?) So she couldn't get pregnant, no stress worrying about an accident.
She was eager in bed instead of acting like it was an inconvenience (despite consistent multiple orgasms).
She had no qualms about using lube (previous girlfriends took it as an insult that they needed it)
She soaked up all of the attention I gave her and BLOSSOMED with self confidence (her ex husband was a bit of a deadbeat douche)
She was willing and eager to spend all day on a marathon sex session (the lube made it possible)
She was fully self sufficient and didn't treat me like a taxi or an ATM... I did build her a beautiful house but she paid for it with her own hard-earned money.
We did things together CONSTANTLY like swimming, hiking, road trips, etc. instead of just wanting to sit around the house in sweatpants (I hate sweats, they make even great asses look like garbage)
She dressed up for me even when we were just staying in and BBQing a couple of steaks. That was a big one for me, I'm a fit guy, I don't dress expensive but I dress clean and tidy. It means a lot when someone wants to look good for YOU, not just when you are going out.


My current girlfriend is 45 and I'm now 31.
User avatar #73 - missaddie (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't think it's necessarily age, maybe it's where you are or something but there are plenty of women who aren't that bitchy and whiny about everything you just have to try to find them instead of going to a bar or something (not saying you did that but the way you described them that sounds like where they'd like to spend time)
User avatar #74 - missaddie (07/12/2014) [-]
Like I've just never met anyone who acts like that to their significant other, sure there are bitches but I've never heard of them not soaking up attention and freaking out about lube or anything.
I don't know, maybe in places that aren't rural-ish like where I live people are more crude and awful.
#149 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Don't know, I've only met one girl at a bar. We went on a skiing/snowboarding trip through the mountains as a "first date" (her idea) and demonstrated some severe issues pertaining to even casual physical contact and any sort of personal conversation.
Her friends (we stayed with them in Fernie) warned me away from a relationship with her and I didn't see her again after that trip.
I didn't but that's where I learned "don't stick you're dick in crazy"...
User avatar #51 - atomschlumpf (07/12/2014) [-]
just curious, why didn't it work out?
#52 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Distance.
Basically my first mistake was building her house in the next town east of mine.
My second mistake was letting her move into it lol.

Really, that's all it is. In the 4 years of bliss I would drive over to her place at least once a day and she would drive to mine occasionally (my place is small and PACKED with projects/inventions so hers was more comfortable).
User avatar #53 - atomschlumpf (07/12/2014) [-]
Well. Shit lol
At least you didn't pay for the house, so it's not THAT bad
#57 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Honestly, I have no regrets. The memories are all warm ones and I am glad for every one of them.
User avatar #49 - atheistzilla (07/12/2014) [-]
i'm not gonna lie to you... dating a women twice your age sounds really fucked up to me, but hey if it makes you happy i say fucking go with it
#50 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Even if it's just a one nighter, you have to try it bro.
You won't put up with the same childish bullshit from girls ever again.

I have had younger girlfriends and I just don't tolerate the unhealthy behavior anymore. Makes for stronger relationships.
User avatar #54 - atheistzilla (07/12/2014) [-]
well next year i'm going to mallorca, spain for 5 months and i think the situation will occur... okey i'll try for you autoxx (only if the possibillity comes ofcourse)
#55 - autoxx (07/12/2014) [-]
I was about to have some fun with an older Mexican woman on a dive trip in Australia but got cockblocked 3 times in a row... One of my few regrets in life ;)

Make sure you're safe but I will also add that most of the time older women will fix a (contagious) problem instead of ignoring it, hoping it will go away.
I never wear protection anymore but of course a monogamous relationship is inherently safer.

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#14 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
salami pizza.
User avatar #10 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #11 to #10 - atheistzilla (12/30/2013) [-]
but....but, my name's not Dylan D:
#7 - warrollan (04/02/2013) [-]
You never delivered, ****** . **** you.
User avatar #8 to #7 - atheistzilla (04/03/2013) [-]
please remind me of what i didn't deliver
#9 to #8 - warrollan (04/03/2013) [-]
"Dubs and i will stick my dick into my beer bottle and then drink from it."

****** .
User avatar #2 - xshadeeisafag (08/26/2012) [-]
I thought Atheists didn't believe in dinosaurs?
User avatar #6 to #2 - atheistzilla (11/19/2012) [-]
wut?
#1 - masterboll (08/25/2012) [-]
atheist + godzilla = error

arrogant sub humans cannot be combined with epic dinosaur awesomeness
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