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#97 - As someone who frequents Imgur, the sheer volume of front page…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Its happening 0
User avatar #102 - egosumproxi (06/26/2014) [-]
I find people who complain about stuff being stolen from other sites annoying because I am one of the people who only goes here, maybe failblog sometimes. Why be arsed going through 3 or 4 other sites when the content here tends to be cherry-picked already?
User avatar #166 - hashtronaut (06/26/2014) [-]
exactly. this site is the only one like it I go to, so I'm glad stuff from other sites gets brought here because otherwise i'd never see it.

now, if we can just get around to me never seeing shitty tumblr comments it'd be perfect
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Rainbow Eucalyptus tree at... -6
User avatar #10 - baitman (01/11/2014) [-]
How can colors be real if trees aren't real?
#4243737 - Yes you are. 08/07/2013 on Play items 0
#4241605 - Yes that would be nice.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4241614 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
^^ It's akhaten
#4241591 - Good thing we're both above the age of consent and don't need…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4241598 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Quite.
#4241574 - Yes with two people cramped together in one cozy confined spa…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4241581 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Also would you like my Skype? c:
User avatar #4241605 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes that would be nice.
User avatar #4241614 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
^^ It's akhaten
User avatar #4241578 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
All of these shows I have watched. Except for most of Hannibal. But I'm working on that one. And yes, those occupying activities are probably fun. As long as both people are consenting, obviously.
User avatar #4241591 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Good thing we're both above the age of consent and don't need our parents signing permission slips to give us permission for things like that. Two... perfectly mature YOUNG adults who would undoubtedly act responsibly in the company of one another. That is indeed the case.
User avatar #4241598 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Quite.
#4241543 - I've burnt countless hours watching streamed episodes of tele…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4241551 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
That made me grin. I can just watch a couple of hours of stuff, but that's because I'm pretty restless. But if someone is, say, holding me while I'm watching the thing I'm less likely to want to stop watching. But yes. What shows have you watched and liked?
User avatar #4241574 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes with two people cramped together in one cozy confined space there's plenty to keep you occupied when you're feeling a little restless. Well, you know, American shows. Burn Notice, Hannibal, I was going to do Game of Thrones next because everyone is so gaga about it. I always end up watching miscellaneous programming from other countries... like QI on BBC, I even love Australian Masterchef. DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT RANDOM COOKING SHOWS. gwvfwecew I'm a loser. ;u;
User avatar #4241581 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Also would you like my Skype? c:
User avatar #4241605 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes that would be nice.
User avatar #4241614 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
^^ It's akhaten
User avatar #4241578 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
All of these shows I have watched. Except for most of Hannibal. But I'm working on that one. And yes, those occupying activities are probably fun. As long as both people are consenting, obviously.
User avatar #4241591 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Good thing we're both above the age of consent and don't need our parents signing permission slips to give us permission for things like that. Two... perfectly mature YOUNG adults who would undoubtedly act responsibly in the company of one another. That is indeed the case.
User avatar #4241598 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Quite.
#4241527 - Neither am I, but I really enjoy it. Don't stop. c:  [+] (10 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4241530 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Okay. But yes. One way to make me a happy Chrissi is to sit me down with Sherlock, Doctor Who or other fandom things. Like, just a marathon of a show or movie series I like would make me very very happy.
User avatar #4241543 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
I've burnt countless hours watching streamed episodes of television series without so much as batting an eyelash, thoroughly immersed from start to finish until there's nothing new left to watch and I feel both sad and excited simultaneously. ;u; Who can watch just one episode? I need like two..., twenty-two. WELL, I finished the first three seasons, might as well ride it out.
User avatar #4241551 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
That made me grin. I can just watch a couple of hours of stuff, but that's because I'm pretty restless. But if someone is, say, holding me while I'm watching the thing I'm less likely to want to stop watching. But yes. What shows have you watched and liked?
User avatar #4241574 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes with two people cramped together in one cozy confined space there's plenty to keep you occupied when you're feeling a little restless. Well, you know, American shows. Burn Notice, Hannibal, I was going to do Game of Thrones next because everyone is so gaga about it. I always end up watching miscellaneous programming from other countries... like QI on BBC, I even love Australian Masterchef. DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT RANDOM COOKING SHOWS. gwvfwecew I'm a loser. ;u;
User avatar #4241581 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Also would you like my Skype? c:
User avatar #4241605 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes that would be nice.
User avatar #4241614 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
^^ It's akhaten
User avatar #4241578 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
All of these shows I have watched. Except for most of Hannibal. But I'm working on that one. And yes, those occupying activities are probably fun. As long as both people are consenting, obviously.
User avatar #4241591 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Good thing we're both above the age of consent and don't need our parents signing permission slips to give us permission for things like that. Two... perfectly mature YOUNG adults who would undoubtedly act responsibly in the company of one another. That is indeed the case.
User avatar #4241598 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Quite.
#4241493 - Stop that thing that you're doing. The thing where every time…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4241519 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing.
User avatar #4241527 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Neither am I, but I really enjoy it. Don't stop. c:
User avatar #4241530 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Okay. But yes. One way to make me a happy Chrissi is to sit me down with Sherlock, Doctor Who or other fandom things. Like, just a marathon of a show or movie series I like would make me very very happy.
User avatar #4241543 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
I've burnt countless hours watching streamed episodes of television series without so much as batting an eyelash, thoroughly immersed from start to finish until there's nothing new left to watch and I feel both sad and excited simultaneously. ;u; Who can watch just one episode? I need like two..., twenty-two. WELL, I finished the first three seasons, might as well ride it out.
User avatar #4241551 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
That made me grin. I can just watch a couple of hours of stuff, but that's because I'm pretty restless. But if someone is, say, holding me while I'm watching the thing I'm less likely to want to stop watching. But yes. What shows have you watched and liked?
User avatar #4241574 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes with two people cramped together in one cozy confined space there's plenty to keep you occupied when you're feeling a little restless. Well, you know, American shows. Burn Notice, Hannibal, I was going to do Game of Thrones next because everyone is so gaga about it. I always end up watching miscellaneous programming from other countries... like QI on BBC, I even love Australian Masterchef. DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT RANDOM COOKING SHOWS. gwvfwecew I'm a loser. ;u;
User avatar #4241581 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Also would you like my Skype? c:
User avatar #4241605 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes that would be nice.
User avatar #4241614 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
^^ It's akhaten
User avatar #4241578 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
All of these shows I have watched. Except for most of Hannibal. But I'm working on that one. And yes, those occupying activities are probably fun. As long as both people are consenting, obviously.
User avatar #4241591 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Good thing we're both above the age of consent and don't need our parents signing permission slips to give us permission for things like that. Two... perfectly mature YOUNG adults who would undoubtedly act responsibly in the company of one another. That is indeed the case.
User avatar #4241598 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Quite.
#4241469 - Shorts are comfy and easy to wear. So what if it's late fall?…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4241480 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Really, though, if you wanted me as a mistress thing, just tell me to cosplay as Irene Adler. I'd get that shit down.
User avatar #4241493 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Stop that thing that you're doing. The thing where every time you open your mouth you end up becoming exponentially more attractive. I don't know how you manage it, but it's making my stomach feel funny.
User avatar #4241519 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing.
User avatar #4241527 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Neither am I, but I really enjoy it. Don't stop. c:
User avatar #4241530 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Okay. But yes. One way to make me a happy Chrissi is to sit me down with Sherlock, Doctor Who or other fandom things. Like, just a marathon of a show or movie series I like would make me very very happy.
User avatar #4241543 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
I've burnt countless hours watching streamed episodes of television series without so much as batting an eyelash, thoroughly immersed from start to finish until there's nothing new left to watch and I feel both sad and excited simultaneously. ;u; Who can watch just one episode? I need like two..., twenty-two. WELL, I finished the first three seasons, might as well ride it out.
User avatar #4241551 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
That made me grin. I can just watch a couple of hours of stuff, but that's because I'm pretty restless. But if someone is, say, holding me while I'm watching the thing I'm less likely to want to stop watching. But yes. What shows have you watched and liked?
User avatar #4241574 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes with two people cramped together in one cozy confined space there's plenty to keep you occupied when you're feeling a little restless. Well, you know, American shows. Burn Notice, Hannibal, I was going to do Game of Thrones next because everyone is so gaga about it. I always end up watching miscellaneous programming from other countries... like QI on BBC, I even love Australian Masterchef. DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT RANDOM COOKING SHOWS. gwvfwecew I'm a loser. ;u;
User avatar #4241581 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Also would you like my Skype? c:
User avatar #4241605 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes that would be nice.
User avatar #4241614 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
^^ It's akhaten
User avatar #4241578 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
All of these shows I have watched. Except for most of Hannibal. But I'm working on that one. And yes, those occupying activities are probably fun. As long as both people are consenting, obviously.
User avatar #4241591 - asurapriest (08/06/2013) [-]
Good thing we're both above the age of consent and don't need our parents signing permission slips to give us permission for things like that. Two... perfectly mature YOUNG adults who would undoubtedly act responsibly in the company of one another. That is indeed the case.
User avatar #4241598 - infernalinsolence (08/06/2013) [-]
Quite.
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