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assymcfartson

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: CandieMan
Consoles Owned: Dolla
Video Games Played: Dolla
X-box Gamertag: Bill
PSN: Yall
Date Signed Up:3/10/2012
Last Login:8/27/2015
Location:somewhere over a rainbow
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3107
Comment Ranking:#1213
Highest Content Rank:#276
Highest Comment Rank:#844
Content Thumbs: 29442 total,  32301 ,  2859
Comment Thumbs: 9035 total,  11106 ,  2071
Content Level Progress: 86.1% (861/1000)
Level 227 Content: Mind Blower → Level 228 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 76% (76/100)
Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:38
Content Views:1966387
Times Content Favorited:73 times
Total Comments Made:6896
FJ Points:13313
Listen, I just want everyone to know that I'm pro-family and anti-drug

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latest user's comments

#57 - **assymcfartson used "*roll picture*"** **assymcfartson rol… 08/06/2015 on Roll for your superpower 0
#5 - KO!  [+] (18 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Watch out! Watch out!! +87
#44 - legendarysnarf (06/18/2015) [-]
here you go www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcwHmHEQGcg idk how to do webm
User avatar #23 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/18/2015) [-]
it's so much better with sound. it's got the "watch out watch out watch out! OUTTA NOWHERE!!"
User avatar #20 - spritedrake (06/18/2015) [-]
R.K.O
User avatar #8 - bionicpanda (06/18/2015) [-]
hate this gif so much

the guy who did it is actually a viner who plans out funny pranks with his friends and tries to play them off like their real
#49 - tristmilt (06/18/2015) [-]
No fucking shit
#45 - legendarysnarf (06/18/2015) [-]
i follow both of those viners the one who goes into the pool is Marcus Johns the other dude is Logan Paul. They are all viners who live in LA i believe together in the same area, if you notice like 10 viners do vines in the same apartment. Josh Peck, Rudy Mancuso, Jerry Purpdrank, Dan Nampaikid, KingBach, Logan Paul, Marcus Johns, Brittany Furlan. They all get paid to do vines with each other. They are planned just not by them i dont think, imo they are told to make vines and given ideas
User avatar #39 - swordstuff (06/18/2015) [-]
they're
#18 - ohsopainful (06/18/2015) [-]
these dudes are pretty much actors.

the blonde dude used to live in the same city as me and i guess he ripped his ballsack open doing a vine at the mall here.
User avatar #46 - dogwars (06/18/2015) [-]
You... guess he ripped his ballsack open?
#47 - ohsopainful (06/18/2015) [-]
he fell off of a chair and hit crotch first on the back of the chair.
#11 - anon (06/18/2015) [-]
I actually prefer that to dunking some random strangers phone in the pool.
User avatar #12 - bionicpanda (06/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, true, either way he's a faggot though right?
User avatar #55 - assdoreponyfucker (06/18/2015) [-]
are you jealous he has friends to do things like that with?
User avatar #57 - bionicpanda (06/18/2015) [-]
to fake things and pretend they're unique? yeah no
User avatar #58 - assdoreponyfucker (06/18/2015) [-]
yeah you must not know what its like to hang out and do things with other people lol
User avatar #51 - mienkampf (06/18/2015) [-]
he's a viner, I assume he's retarded from the get-go.... some are cool but most of the shit is planned, it's expected
#13 - anon (06/18/2015) [-]
I didn't find it funny, if that's what you mean. Don't know who he is, so I can't really judge
User avatar #10 - brenton (06/18/2015) [-]
Cool.
#15 - The only problem though is that, wind turbines and solar panel…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2015 on Wind Turbines are ruining... +5
#272 - tristmilt (06/15/2015) [-]
Wind turbines aren't designed around producing a surplus of energy.
I'll explain
Say a Reactor puts out 1000MW of power and in the spring when everything is nice and warm the countries usage is 950MW. Which is all sunshine and rainbows. But once summer rolls around the countries usage might fluctuate between 950MW and say 1200MW. Well you arent going to build and turn on another reactor just to provide 200 out of the 1000MW it produces. But you might put online 50 wind turbines, and then turn them back off again when demand lowers.



That is what wind turbines are designed to do.
#13 - I did my best please no ban  [+] (7 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Historical sexts +24
#33 - buttlumps (06/10/2015) [-]
mine is better plz no ban
#30 - vegasstoner (06/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #41 - defski (06/10/2015) [-]
Dat render.
#34 - zmranger (06/10/2015) [-]
You sikth fack. I know where it's from.
User avatar #38 - megakillerx (06/10/2015) [-]
Source?
User avatar #39 - redzeopoweranger (06/10/2015) [-]
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kondaspeter
User avatar #40 - megakillerx (06/10/2015) [-]
Thanks m8
#7 - how cute  [+] (8 new replies) 06/08/2015 on to brighten your day +89
#61 - kittywithclaws (06/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #44 - vladhellsing (06/09/2015) [-]
He sounds like Al Pacino.
User avatar #26 - spasticbeaver (06/09/2015) [-]
Fucken love Douchebag Shock-a-lot
User avatar #20 - tehkiller (06/09/2015) [-]
I was waiting for Allahu Akbar... either way, i'm not dissapointed
User avatar #46 - atma (06/09/2015) [-]
that would ruin the chill flow
User avatar #16 - indecisivejew (06/08/2015) [-]
Wait, but what the fuck was he doing?
User avatar #55 - zionsype (06/09/2015) [-]
He got stuck between Step 1: Open the door and Step 3: Walk the dinosaur
#2 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 06/08/2015 on I Spy +557
#27 - cleomech (06/08/2015) [-]
Faggot. You couldn't even be bothered to edit the cup over his mouth.
User avatar #25 - lordofbumcrack (06/08/2015) [-]
admin will know about this!
#3 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
Oh wow. Original.
#52 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
'ey dude... just gave you your 69th.
#44 - explodingtoaster (06/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #10 - fatminion (06/08/2015) [-]
found the faggot
User avatar #6 - alstorp (06/08/2015) [-]
hi admin
#15 - Jesus Christ. I will ******* do it, just stop, make it stop  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on New Shia Every .1 Sec for... +31
#65 - gravyseal (06/08/2015) [-]
I don't know what it is about your comment after watching the webm but my sides have transcended into another dimension. I'm laughing so hard it hurts, thank you dear sir for your simple but great comment.
#16 - only the dead know peace from these puns  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2015 on Puntasitc! +61
User avatar #163 - neokun (06/07/2015) [-]
The dead missing out.
#21 - pinethrush (06/06/2015) [-]
only the dead know peas from these puns
#12 - ****  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Don't Conform +31
User avatar #26 - alcoholicsemen (06/06/2015) [-]
**alcoholicsemen used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**alcoholicsemen rolls 76** wouldn't it something two people got it
User avatar #27 - alcoholicsemen (06/06/2015) [-]
feck
#9 - welp, that was not worth the time I put in paint  [+] (8 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Don't Conform +368
#79 - tarabostes (06/06/2015) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**tarabostes rolls 34** Don't give up Assy-dono!
User avatar #52 - beams (06/06/2015) [-]
Typically, posts that dont get thumbs are thumbed way down but if you follow up with a post along "derp herp I flerped up" you get 500 thumbs

well done
#46 - pinethrush (06/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #30 - amusingusername (06/06/2015) [-]
**amusingusername used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
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Here you can have mine.
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User avatar #410 - vaulttec ONLINE (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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cunt
User avatar #1040 - kikkilinu (03/23/2014) [-]
Are you good at finding sauce on content sire?
User avatar #1038 - revengeforfreeze (01/05/2014) [-]
ebin DDDD
#1037 - assymcfartson (12/27/2013) [-]
The sneaky pebbles cant find me in here
User avatar #1030 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #1027 - kikkilinu (07/07/2013) [-]
Thanks for the folder dump man. Didn't see your message until now, I got top comment yesterday and was flooded with notifications and didn't notice, but I still snagged them. Thanks bro.
User avatar #1026 - scammer (07/07/2013) [-]
Thanks .
If I get the 3K back ill give them all to you
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User avatar #1008 - jorgethemaster (06/30/2013) [-]
Thank you, again!
User avatar #1007 - vegeta (06/30/2013) [-]
and again! thank you!
User avatar #1006 - vegeta (06/30/2013) [-]
thank you! thank you much!
User avatar #1005 - jorgethemaster (06/30/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #1004 - applecopy (06/30/2013) [-]
Thanks, but no thanks
User avatar #1003 - quincyadam (06/30/2013) [-]
cool beans man
#990 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
ttl today?
#974 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
pls post moar ttl
#973 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
y u no reply
#964 - bannedawhileago (06/25/2013) [-]
Definitely post leggings/tights with nothing underneath if you got it!
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