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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:6/20/2013
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Level 277 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Content: Ninja Pirate
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Total Comments Made:428
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#185 - plz 02/19/2016 on Dank Webms #1 0
#70 - want 02/18/2016 on 4chan Comp #56 0
#205244 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 reply) 12/21/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#205253 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
dick in a box
#205242 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 replies) 12/21/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#205243 - braveblue (12/21/2015) [-]
Your mom? Your girlfriend? Your future girlfriend? Your mother in law? Your sister? Your wife? Your friend?
#205245 - rokkai (12/21/2015) [-]
i don't think he would call his mom "some girl"
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#205253 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
dick in a box
#205239 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 replies) 12/21/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#205258 - urs (12/21/2015) [-]
Hope I'm not too late about it. I'll just give you my wife's ideas of gifts:
-> If she is very close to you, have her come over for a cozy dinner with you.
-> If she is not that close to you, (I quote my wife) "we really appreciate snuggly sweaters", and some nice R&R at a cozy cafe.
-> If she is only a friend and not close at all, I'd suggest just taking her out at your local fare and having fun, and get to know eachother.

DO NOT go for cliche gifts, such as jewelry, money, expensive stuff.
Remember, meaningful > expensive. My wife bought me an hourglass and I love the f out of it!
#205250 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Here's one idea. give her especially the Milka brand.
#205240 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
for who?
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#205243 - braveblue (12/21/2015) [-]
Your mom? Your girlfriend? Your future girlfriend? Your mother in law? Your sister? Your wife? Your friend?
#205245 - rokkai (12/21/2015) [-]
i don't think he would call his mom "some girl"
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#205253 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
dick in a box