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#274 - I'm dumb. 06/14/2012 on LoKi +7
#271 - What is episode is this from?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2012 on LoKi 0
User avatar #277 - mrbosss (06/14/2012) [-]
i assume you mean the pic of korra its from the first episode
User avatar #274 - asgardian (06/14/2012) [-]
I'm dumb.
#440 - lol Read that wrong. Thought you said "war should end&quo… 06/12/2012 on How it is 0
#435 - Who doesn't! (aside from literally crazy people or those who k…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2012 on How it is 0
User avatar #442 - saintinel (06/12/2012) [-]
I guess not. Alright you win this argument. It was nice talking to somebody on here who actually knows what hes talking about. Have a nice one :)
User avatar #440 - asgardian (06/12/2012) [-]
lol Read that wrong. Thought you said "war should end" not this war should end.

This war would be over if the politicians stayed out of it. We should have every bit of a say in whether or not we go to war. Once we are in it, we turn our heads and let the soldiers do their work. It could be over in 3 weeks with much less civilian death.

If you have time, watch this video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQebS8WUYuA

and read the book Lone Survivor. It has a great insight as to why many "civilians" have ended up dead and the repercussions for being to lenient.
#399 - I don't support either religion. I think all organized religio…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2012 on How it is +2
User avatar #421 - saintinel (06/12/2012) [-]
I agree some of them are pretty screwed up in the head , but it doesn't mean all of them are like that. I am not american nor am i arabic , so in no way am i trying to defend any side. Just by the way you type and anwer i am going to guess either you are in the american army or have somebody close who is in it. While i do respect your point of view i still think this war should be ended once and for all.
User avatar #435 - asgardian (06/12/2012) [-]
Who doesn't! (aside from literally crazy people or those who know nothing else)

The fact is that that will NEVER happen. I would LOVE for war to never happen again but is ending war worth allowing multitudes of people to be abused?
User avatar #442 - saintinel (06/12/2012) [-]
I guess not. Alright you win this argument. It was nice talking to somebody on here who actually knows what hes talking about. Have a nice one :)
User avatar #440 - asgardian (06/12/2012) [-]
lol Read that wrong. Thought you said "war should end" not this war should end.

This war would be over if the politicians stayed out of it. We should have every bit of a say in whether or not we go to war. Once we are in it, we turn our heads and let the soldiers do their work. It could be over in 3 weeks with much less civilian death.

If you have time, watch this video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQebS8WUYuA

and read the book Lone Survivor. It has a great insight as to why many "civilians" have ended up dead and the repercussions for being to lenient.
#380 - You're right. We should keep letting women and children get ra…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/12/2012 on How it is +4
User avatar #394 - saintinel (06/12/2012) [-]
When in my comment did i say that? All i said was , the comment you made did not in no way counter the point the first poster made. All you did was add to it an exemple of another brainwashed religion trying to please their god(s?). While i do support your statement , i equaly suport the other one.
User avatar #399 - asgardian (06/12/2012) [-]
I don't support either religion. I think all organized religion should be ended. My point is that the American's aren't fighting this war expressly for religious purposes as are the numerous terrorists groups that have killed not only our civilians but civilians in their own country for holding different beliefs than them.
User avatar #421 - saintinel (06/12/2012) [-]
I agree some of them are pretty screwed up in the head , but it doesn't mean all of them are like that. I am not american nor am i arabic , so in no way am i trying to defend any side. Just by the way you type and anwer i am going to guess either you are in the american army or have somebody close who is in it. While i do respect your point of view i still think this war should be ended once and for all.
User avatar #435 - asgardian (06/12/2012) [-]
Who doesn't! (aside from literally crazy people or those who know nothing else)

The fact is that that will NEVER happen. I would LOVE for war to never happen again but is ending war worth allowing multitudes of people to be abused?
User avatar #442 - saintinel (06/12/2012) [-]
I guess not. Alright you win this argument. It was nice talking to somebody on here who actually knows what hes talking about. Have a nice one :)
User avatar #440 - asgardian (06/12/2012) [-]
lol Read that wrong. Thought you said "war should end" not this war should end.

This war would be over if the politicians stayed out of it. We should have every bit of a say in whether or not we go to war. Once we are in it, we turn our heads and let the soldiers do their work. It could be over in 3 weeks with much less civilian death.

If you have time, watch this video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQebS8WUYuA

and read the book Lone Survivor. It has a great insight as to why many "civilians" have ended up dead and the repercussions for being to lenient.
#364 - If I remember correctly someone crashed a plane into a tower k…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/12/2012 on How it is +6
User avatar #369 - saintinel (06/12/2012) [-]
By the way , that does not counter his point.
User avatar #380 - asgardian (06/12/2012) [-]
You're right. We should keep letting women and children get raped and murdered in the name of Allah. My bad.
User avatar #394 - saintinel (06/12/2012) [-]
When in my comment did i say that? All i said was , the comment you made did not in no way counter the point the first poster made. All you did was add to it an exemple of another brainwashed religion trying to please their god(s?). While i do support your statement , i equaly suport the other one.
User avatar #399 - asgardian (06/12/2012) [-]
I don't support either religion. I think all organized religion should be ended. My point is that the American's aren't fighting this war expressly for religious purposes as are the numerous terrorists groups that have killed not only our civilians but civilians in their own country for holding different beliefs than them.
User avatar #421 - saintinel (06/12/2012) [-]
I agree some of them are pretty screwed up in the head , but it doesn't mean all of them are like that. I am not american nor am i arabic , so in no way am i trying to defend any side. Just by the way you type and anwer i am going to guess either you are in the american army or have somebody close who is in it. While i do respect your point of view i still think this war should be ended once and for all.
User avatar #435 - asgardian (06/12/2012) [-]
Who doesn't! (aside from literally crazy people or those who know nothing else)

The fact is that that will NEVER happen. I would LOVE for war to never happen again but is ending war worth allowing multitudes of people to be abused?
User avatar #442 - saintinel (06/12/2012) [-]
I guess not. Alright you win this argument. It was nice talking to somebody on here who actually knows what hes talking about. Have a nice one :)
User avatar #440 - asgardian (06/12/2012) [-]
lol Read that wrong. Thought you said "war should end" not this war should end.

This war would be over if the politicians stayed out of it. We should have every bit of a say in whether or not we go to war. Once we are in it, we turn our heads and let the soldiers do their work. It could be over in 3 weeks with much less civilian death.

If you have time, watch this video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQebS8WUYuA

and read the book Lone Survivor. It has a great insight as to why many "civilians" have ended up dead and the repercussions for being to lenient.
#350 - Or shake their hand and let them know they won't be raped and … 06/12/2012 on How it is +5
#349 - Being a member of the service I can only say one thing. Nothin…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2012 on How it is +6
User avatar #382 - HappyBus (06/12/2012) [-]
you sir are a gentleman and a scholar
User avatar #376 - riftninetyseven (06/12/2012) [-]
I agree wholeheartedly sir.
#5270 - stark was the OG from yesterday. he did this **** … 05/11/2012 on Social Board +1

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User avatar #3 - ausen (03/30/2012) [-]
you wouldn't have happened to have read How To Become An Alpha Male before would you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - asgardian (03/30/2012) [-]
No, afraid not.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ausen (03/30/2012) [-]
It synthesized so well with what you said about everyone being born alpha onthat one content. If you have a chance you should torrent it. It's called How To Become An Alpha Male by John Alexander. It changed my life for the better, and I think it might interest you.
Have a nice day bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - asgardian (03/30/2012) [-]
I'll check it out.

If you're interested you should check out Magic Bullets by Savoy and Beyond Words by Cajun @ Lovesystems
User avatar #7 to #6 - ausen (03/30/2012) [-]
Whoa dude, it's a really small world. I'll read Cajun but I have a copy of magic bullets sitting on my desktop. Great minds think alike
User avatar #8 to #7 - asgardian (03/30/2012) [-]
Indeed haha. Beyond Words is a DvD set from the same company as magic bullets and it's made the hugest difference for me. It's body language stuff. I can attract girls just by the way I move and look. It's pretty awesome stuff.
User avatar #1 - holler (03/02/2012) [-]
*poof* now you're a slut

comment virginity taken, you didn't even put up a fight to this rape.
#2 to #1 - asgardian (03/02/2012) [-]
i feel dirty
i feel dirty
 
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