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User avatar #51 - acemcgunner (03/17/2014) [-]
Hey bud
#52 to #51 - asftrooper (03/17/2014) [-]
Sup
Sup
User avatar #18 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
hi person
User avatar #40 to #19 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
Actually...
The majority of the army has been compromised, The best they could do is send one man with 6 undercover changelings all of which could break his legs by the time they so much as look at the hive funny.

and that's because were at the limit of the comment
#41 to #40 - asftrooper (03/15/2014) [-]
And the program for human volunteers? Any progress?
#42 to #41 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
Well the fact the queen is on and off dating a human Id say its going very well.
#43 to #42 - asftrooper (03/15/2014) [-]
Everything is set for the upcoming 'Love Gathering'? I think we have over 100 human volunteers on the list as of now.
Everything is set for the upcoming 'Love Gathering'? I think we have over 100 human volunteers on the list as of now.
#44 to #43 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
The or,Organistation that is set is gathering many more.


And the condoms will be provided apon request.
#45 to #44 - asftrooper (03/15/2014) [-]
Remember, not one volunteer is to be injured unless they wished to be. I'm getting tired of hearing complaints about the slash sisters taking it too far.
User avatar #46 to #45 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
So you dint read my report of them assaulting a changeling in which case I reacted accordingly as a lord of a hive?
#47 to #46 - asftrooper (03/16/2014) [-]
That's why there's new rules regarding that incident. Volunteer will be expelled if they attack a changling unprovoked. At least, that's they think that will happen. The Queen has approved that uncooperative volunteers will be dragged out of reserved rooms but then will be taken to the pod chambers. Since it was required for them not to speak about this to anyone, it shouldn't be hard cover up our tracks. Either way, it's a win for the changlings.
User avatar #48 to #47 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
Except for the fact that I beheaded the slash sisters for ******* around with a lord but,
Nothing new.
Anyways how's the Budget going?
#49 to #48 - asftrooper (03/16/2014) [-]
Everything's fine for earth on the charities, which are improving so it might result in more workers for love. Brothels are being set up near the portals on both planets, although we have some religious fanatics on earth, so I might have to spend on more security for them. Sex offender treatment centers have made excellent progress and provided exceptional profits, so we have a nice surplus. Japan is considering becoming the first human nation to have a SO treatment changling facility considering their thoughts and emotional can be read easily. However there is a deficit in the cutiemark crusader program, so much spent for so little members. Thankfully, our spy program with the CIA looks like it will receive Federal funding, so I can transfer the support to the CMC. So, all in all, it looks great.
Everything's fine for earth on the charities, which are improving so it might result in more workers for love. Brothels are being set up near the portals on both planets, although we have some religious fanatics on earth, so I might have to spend on more security for them. Sex offender treatment centers have made excellent progress and provided exceptional profits, so we have a nice surplus. Japan is considering becoming the first human nation to have a SO treatment changling facility considering their thoughts and emotional can be read easily. However there is a deficit in the cutiemark crusader program, so much spent for so little members. Thankfully, our spy program with the CIA looks like it will receive Federal funding, so I can transfer the support to the CMC. So, all in all, it looks great.
User avatar #50 to #49 - warzon (03/16/2014) [-]
And what about the...Other problems here on equestria now that the princesses might discover us, or the griffons or even the diamond dogs.
#22 to #21 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
I will eat everything you love.
#23 to #22 - asftrooper (03/15/2014) [-]
Even this?
Even this?
#25 to #24 - asftrooper (03/15/2014) [-]
Sorry, got distracted with Warhammer 40000. Goddamn that game is hard.
Sorry, got distracted with Warhammer 40000. Goddamn that game is hard.
#26 to #25 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
That's okay :3
That's okay :3
#27 to #26 - asftrooper (03/15/2014) [-]
can there be a thing as too much love?
can there be a thing as too much love?
#28 to #27 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
Only if that love is not returned.
Only if that love is not returned.
#30 to #29 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
Otherwise it tends to be alright.
Otherwise it tends to be alright.
#31 to #30 - asftrooper (03/15/2014) [-]
so much love
so much love
User avatar #32 to #31 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
Yess
#33 to #32 - asftrooper (03/15/2014) [-]
But is there love that you hate? Like love from the sweetieboos?
But is there love that you hate? Like love from the sweetieboos?
#34 to #33 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
I think the fact that we also are carnivores solved that problem.
I think the fact that we also are carnivores solved that problem.
#35 to #34 - asftrooper (03/15/2014) [-]
And what of your queen? I hear she's fond of humans.
#36 to #35 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
Apparently they are delicious
Especially the kidney.
#39 to #36 - asftrooper (03/15/2014) [-]
Strange, I can't reply to the other comment. Anyway, have the human hunters been of trouble recently? We can't risk losing the human pods, although there's no chance of them escaping since your queen keeps them busy, there's the chance an assault might free a few of them. If our secret is out, we'll have the armies of the world hunting us, with the US and Russia leading it.
#37 to #36 - asftrooper (03/15/2014) [-]
Be careful with the black market, the PeaceKeepers might kill everyone there. And you know changlings can't imitate humans.
#38 to #37 - warzon (03/15/2014) [-]
What ever made you think t-
of course we cant.

_At all.
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#16 - asftrooper (09/19/2013) [-]
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#13 to #12 - asftrooper (09/04/2013) [-]
You cheeky bastard.
You cheeky bastard.
#11 - asftrooper (06/03/2013) [-]
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#5 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
have a nice day
#6 to #5 - asftrooper (03/19/2013) [-]
wat
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
have a pleasant day sir
#8 to #7 - asftrooper (03/19/2013) [-]
who are you?
#9 to #8 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
Anon
#10 to #9 - asftrooper (03/19/2013) [-]
okay then. Have a nice day too.
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