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Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:7/29/2015
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latest user's comments

#27 - darkskin is my wife.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on wat +2
User avatar #28 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
im a man
#46 - But darkskin. Love. ME.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Virginity: preserved 0
User avatar #49 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
*locks truck*
User avatar #48 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
no
#16 - I love you darkskin.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Google Sees All 0
User avatar #17 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
thats ghey
#53 - Darkskin. I'ma be honest. 05/09/2014 on Sneaky Admin -1
#42 - Soviet darkskin Not as good as darkskin but still a g… 05/09/2014 on Soviet Bear 0
#20 - darkskin is love.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Return Of The Jedi -1
User avatar #21 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
now your just spamming
#47 - Shoot your webs all over me darkskin.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on How do I spoodzmin? +1
User avatar #49 - zameckis (05/09/2014) [-]
you sure love darksin so much
#48 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
#76 - darkskin why is there no emerald?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on What could be the third game? 0
User avatar #79 - pikminpoo (05/09/2014) [-]
nikskard is your lord now
User avatar #77 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
because they dont need it
they will incorporate elements of it into the two games like they did with heartgold and soulsliver
#39 - can you dance for me darkskin?  [+] (11 new replies) 05/09/2014 on つ◕ل◕)つ +8
#40 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
only this once
User avatar #52 - shogg (05/09/2014) [-]
darkskin, is this lad bothering you?
#54 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
considering i love being mentioned, not really
User avatar #62 - holycrapimacupcake (05/09/2014) [-]
That....that pic's from hentai...I know this...
#76 - kunterz (05/10/2014) [-]
she looks like a little girl don't know if I approve or not, but tell me the sauce for scientific reasons
User avatar #78 - holycrapimacupcake (05/10/2014) [-]
pururin.com/browse/12428/10/lolicon-special.html

Follow for the whole series. If my hunch is correct, you'll see tht girl.
User avatar #65 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
even my pp is
User avatar #66 - holycrapimacupcake (05/09/2014) [-]
I like you.
User avatar #67 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
who doesn't?
User avatar #69 - holycrapimacupcake (05/09/2014) [-]
You have a good day.
User avatar #70 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
u 2
#105 - That lady has darkskin.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2014 on i don't think i have seen... 0
User avatar #106 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
i know, there is a lot of rule 34 of both of them
#107 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
there's an animated one of this image. its not safe so I cant post it.
User avatar #108 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
my pp?
yea there is a larger version, but i havnt seen an animated one

post link pl0x
#98 - darkskin I heard you wanted to be mentioned so I mentioned you…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on flawless logic 0
User avatar #115 - asadshoe (05/09/2014) [-]
shogg. No. He is my wifey husband thing that has darkskin. But we don't see color of skin just the dick size.
#114 - shogg has deleted their comment.
#54 - darkskin where is the hole for pooping? 05/09/2014 on Look, art 0
#35 - darkskin would you hate me if I told you I want that granny to…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Yet another gif 0
User avatar #36 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
no, i dont know you
and im accepting of all fetish
#40 - darkskin lies.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Worlds Saddest Belly Button 0
User avatar #41 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
thats not untrue
#11 - I haven't mentioned darkskin since the last time I mentioned darkskin.  [+] (26 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Rugrats 0
User avatar #17 - tallzed (05/09/2014) [-]
Why are you always mentioning darkskin?
User avatar #19 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
i made a comment saying i love it when im mentioned, because its normally cartoon p0rn
User avatar #20 - tallzed (05/09/2014) [-]
I kinda figured that is where your name came from.
#21 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
yep
#31 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
Thats more of a turkish rosewater really.
User avatar #32 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
im trying my best and staying sfw
#33 - zameckis (05/09/2014) [-]
hey
do you have egypt girl stuffs?
just asking, don't worry, i'm not a perv or something like that
completely not a pervert
User avatar #34 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
sorry, no, but i wish i did

but i have the next best thing, wesites that do

btw these are NSFW

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=egyptian+

rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Egypt/1
#35 - zameckis (05/09/2014) [-]
>postin darkskin gurls
>no egypt

what's the meaning of this!?
it's a new whole level of heresy!

i bet you have no arabian slaves also.
#36 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
this is my most egypt one
#38 - zameckis (05/09/2014) [-]
umu.,., thanks but
if it's something that can expand some dongs, you should probably link them or just post it at nsfw board(s) like /hentai
User avatar #39 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 - tallzed (05/09/2014) [-]
Just gonna save that for research.
#23 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
i posted a bunch like it in hentai if you want to do more "research"
User avatar #24 - tallzed (05/09/2014) [-]
Link?
User avatar #26 - tallzed (05/09/2014) [-]
I am gonna do a lot of "research" now.
#27 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
have fun
User avatar #28 - tallzed (05/09/2014) [-]
I plan to.
User avatar #18 - asadshoe (05/09/2014) [-]
why you gotta bring me down?
Darkskin wants to be mentioned so I FUCKING MENTION MY LOVE. Tallzed I will mention the fuck out of you.
User avatar #12 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
i know
User avatar #44 - cormy (06/11/2014) [-]
You are a good soul.
Your existence makes this world a better place.
User avatar #45 - cormy (06/11/2014) [-]
OMG THE POST IS GONE SON OF A BITCH.
Do you have any other places you dumped your stuff?
User avatar #46 - darkskin (06/11/2014) [-]
what sort of stuff are you looking for?

what is your fetish?
User avatar #47 - cormy (06/12/2014) [-]
Good. Art.
I like detailed stuff that doesn't rely on one particular characteristic to be attractive. Darkskins certainly work for me, elves/fairies, furries of all species except scalies (sharks with smoothskin is okay) aaaaaaaand I'm not a fan of PoV if that's something you pay attention to at all.
What do you have? I'm really not looking for anything in particular, just stumbled across this post due to a roll and saw that you had a darkskin collection, something which I've never seen yet.
User avatar #48 - darkskin (06/12/2014) [-]
i have everything except futa
i'll dump a bunch of stuff for you on hentai later
#37 - darkskin loves me.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Worlds Saddest Belly Button 0
User avatar #38 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
i dont
User avatar #40 - asadshoe (05/09/2014) [-]
darkskin lies.
User avatar #41 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
thats not untrue
#45 - darkskin look at these lightskins being non darkskin.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Woof! 0
User avatar #46 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
k
#34 - darkskin do you like these comics?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Livin' the dr.. Fuck -1
User avatar #35 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
soemtimes
#206 - Hey darkskin.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on A server broke last night 0
User avatar #207 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
what
#78 - darkskin wants to be mention so I mentioned him.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Glass 0
User avatar #79 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
no, i love being mentioned
wording can save lives
User avatar #80 - rakuuj (05/09/2014) [-]
hey darkskin
User avatar #81 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
wot?
User avatar #86 - rakuuj (05/09/2014) [-]
you like notifications right? darkskin darkskin darkskin darkskin darkskin
Skrillex - Never Gonna Drop the Bass (Skrillex Remix)
User avatar #87 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
#169 - Lol emerald version. They only make a third game because they … 05/08/2014 on Nintendo $457 Million in debt 0
#51 - It's not for the PC is it?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2014 on For glorious revolution of... 0
User avatar #64 - taintedangel (05/08/2014) [-]
It's on the PS3, 360 and PC.
User avatar #65 - rollertoaster (05/08/2014) [-]
No, DeS is only for PS3. DaS 1 and 2 are on all three systems.
User avatar #72 - taintedangel (05/08/2014) [-]
ok i didn't know that
User avatar #52 - Stan Marsh (05/08/2014) [-]
BItch it might be. but actually i have no idea i have it for console
#53 - Stan Marsh (05/08/2014) [-]
Demons souls makes me want to crawl and hide inside my own asshole
#49 - I'm semi new to the dark souls series. I just beat dark souls …  [+] (22 new replies) 05/08/2014 on For glorious revolution of... 0
User avatar #93 - sirfapaton (05/08/2014) [-]
What character build is the hardest..? Mundane ladle is pretty hard.
#97 - anon (05/08/2014) [-]
Mundane ladle is pretty viable, just like any other mundane weapon.
User avatar #98 - sirfapaton (05/08/2014) [-]
Still pretty damn low dmg. But, higher than just fists only without vanquishers seal
#83 - sloot (05/08/2014) [-]
Put away your shield... if I had to guess one of the few bosses you struggled with was the smelter demon, and it just shows how much people rely on blocking.

No shield will make you 10x better as a PVP player

Also DS2 is different. You pretty much have to make a hybrid player with some form of magic and fighting. infused and buffed weapons are your only chance to win at PVP at some point. Level your player to 150 and stop
#89 - anon (05/08/2014) [-]
Just because everybody else does magic/faith/hex builds it doesn't mean that you have to, casting is a major crutch for most of these people, get a magic magic shield or the dark transgressors shield and they're fucked. Create your own interesting build and play the way you like, if you get gud it doesn't matter.
#90 - sloot (05/08/2014) [-]
i keep magic at the ready in case I need it (ie.. gakers, pure casters, avelyns ETC) if you are willing to fight me and not cheese then I wont touch my magic...
User avatar #58 - capslockrage (05/08/2014) [-]
Do a dual wielding character, it has good damage but you can't block so you have to rely on rolling a lot, doing anything without using a tower shield is a bit harder

A good build is probably one with some faith/int to cast resonant soul and cast resonant weapon, and with some dex to use darkdrift katana infused with a dark enchantment, then buffed with resonant weapon, so then you can do a lot of damage with that while also being able to cast resonant soul.
#55 - repostsrepost (05/08/2014) [-]
Dexterity builds are a lot less overpowered than in Dark Souls.
User avatar #75 - dudewitharake (05/08/2014) [-]
I take it you've never seen a guy come at you with a revenant washing pole yet?
#85 - sloot (05/08/2014) [-]
dark dark drift +10 buffed with res weapon ignores shields and straight up shits on people. dark drift > washing pole by far (however I use both because the washing pole has retarded range)
User avatar #113 - dudewitharake (05/08/2014) [-]
the hidden range of washing pole can eat shit, I don't know how many times ive got two shot by some faggot spamming washing pole lunges hitting the laggy ghost-hitbox that DS2 is notorious for in pvp dark drift is sexy though however I gotta say not a lot compares to my mundane santier's spear with flame weapon need to make it +5 at some point but twinkling titanite is a bitch to get ahold of
#114 - sloot (05/08/2014) [-]
I hate santiers spear.. easily the most OP weapon in the game. However once you learn to counter it, it is not so bad.

I just hate when people use santiers spear and avelyn together. Avelyn is the one weapon in the game that makes you look pathetic above all other douchey things
#150 - dudewitharake (05/08/2014) [-]
I once tried guarding belfry luna against two guys both power stancing avelyns, the bolts never stopped flying
#155 - sloot (05/09/2014) [-]
key is most people who use them are mundane builds and if they are sl 150 then they will have almost no stamina. Using them eats it like crazy.

My strat is to typically get them to waste stamina with Avys act like I am charging. They will then pull out santiers spear. Then get stuck in either a spin to win or the dual blade combo that takes a year to finish and I can simply blast them with a great res soul.

hexes are pretty much my anti-dbag defense
User avatar #54 - thesovereigngrave (05/08/2014) [-]
Play through the game with no armour and dual-wielding shield.
User avatar #50 - Stan Marsh (05/08/2014) [-]
try demon souls
User avatar #51 - asadshoe (05/08/2014) [-]
It's not for the PC is it?
User avatar #64 - taintedangel (05/08/2014) [-]
It's on the PS3, 360 and PC.
User avatar #65 - rollertoaster (05/08/2014) [-]
No, DeS is only for PS3. DaS 1 and 2 are on all three systems.
User avatar #72 - taintedangel (05/08/2014) [-]
ok i didn't know that
User avatar #52 - Stan Marsh (05/08/2014) [-]
BItch it might be. but actually i have no idea i have it for console
#53 - Stan Marsh (05/08/2014) [-]
Demons souls makes me want to crawl and hide inside my own asshole
#10 - First time I've seen this on Funnyjunk. Cool story bro.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Call for halp +1
User avatar #12 - Nizmo (05/07/2014) [-]
That's because you're slow
#11 - Kids must love playing in that yard. 05/07/2014 on Big nasty 0

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User avatar #24 - asadshoe (03/10/2014) [-]
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#22 - asadshoe (09/17/2011) [-]
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User avatar #15 - CarlosRayNorris (07/31/2011) [-]
it takes balls to llort a thread full of spider man,pony, and harry potter fans, you earn my respect
User avatar #16 to #18 - asadshoe (07/31/2011) [-]
One question... llort? Whut?
User avatar #18 to #20 - asadshoe (07/31/2011) [-]
But thats my other comment. XD
User avatar #19 to #21 - CarlosRayNorris (07/31/2011) [-]
o meant the first one, anyway you get want i mean lol
#11 - anon (07/24/2011) [-]
bastow
User avatar #20 to #14 - asadshoe (07/31/2011) [-]
llort is me? O.o
User avatar #12 to #14 - asadshoe (07/24/2011) [-]
Teh **** ? how did you know...
#13 to #15 - anon (07/28/2011) [-]
dude, its dante lol
User avatar #14 to #16 - asadshoe (07/28/2011) [-]
Had a feeling. XD
#21 to #17 - anon (07/31/2011) [-]
It would be easier to tell if I wasn't forever anon. Also, Spiderman and Harry Potter are awesome. But **** ponies.
#10 - anon (07/15/2011) [-]
Please make sure all sides on the box are down, sir.
#4 - tylerman (04/05/2011) [-]
Don't be sad shoe, I'll wear you
User avatar #5 to #7 - asadshoe (04/05/2011) [-]
^.^ You would do that for me?
#6 to #8 - tylerman (04/05/2011) [-]
Just in case, here is a random gif
Just in case, here is a random gif
#7 to #9 - asadshoe (04/05/2011) [-]
there is going to be two hold on. And yay Beiber died :3
there is going to be two hold on. And yay Beiber died :3
#8 to #10 - asadshoe (04/05/2011) [-]
They should be good together :3
They should be good together :3
User avatar #1 - asadshoe (03/30/2011) [-]
Lawl
User avatar #2 to #4 - asadshoe (04/01/2011) [-]
Lawl
User avatar #3 to #5 - asadshoe (04/03/2011) [-]
Lawl
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