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#84 - alright. I didn't know about that. I just thought it was one o… 05/22/2016 on tfw Overwatch is gonna be... -1
#79 - hold up. this game isn't out yet and you guys are already …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2016 on tfw Overwatch is gonna be... 0
#215 - anon (05/22/2016) [-]
I wish assholes like you would fucking shut up about "shit fandoms"
Stop fucking frawing attention to them
every fandom has it's shit users
for ever cool fan art there are 10 fan fictions about all the characters being furry diaper babies that eat poop
And if you're just talking about YOU succumbing to over saturation then you're weak and it's your problem

Also people are hype because they played it recently because of open beta.
#112 - busterbladder (05/22/2016) [-]
**busterbladder used "*roll picture*"**
**busterbladder rolled image** Blizzard and longevity. You know it won't change whats to come. Accept your overwatch overlords.
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#83 - Mesmus (05/22/2016) [-]
Did you like not see all the shit going on in the beta? The game will be released as seen in the beta that's how good it is like the product was already finished and ready to play.

9 million players were part of the beta
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#86 - asadshoe (05/22/2016) [-]
no. most games are just shitty nowadays that i don't like playing them anymore. Everything is just based on futuristic shoot 'em ups and shitty indies style games. No point in spending my hard worked money for half ass games.
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#92 - labree (05/22/2016) [-]
then stop buying any games.
oh wait. but thats stupid.
#93 - asadshoe has deleted their comment.
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#81 - leifbunny (05/22/2016) [-]
...There was an extensive closed beta and relatively short open one. We know what we're getting. And it's incredibly fun.
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#80 - sugoi (05/22/2016) [-]
Everyone already played the open beta.
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#84 - asadshoe (05/22/2016) [-]
alright. I didn't know about that. I just thought it was one of those games that is actually fun but the fandom makes it seem more like a gift from above and then you play it with high expectations and it's enjoyable but you come out disappointed anyway.
#96 - more vodka.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on First BJ +1
#97 - SoraDono (05/21/2016) [-]
that was such a russian thing to say
#49 - Anything times 0 is still 0 mate.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on Gone, but never +41
#54 - larrisawsome (05/19/2016) [-]
#90 - use vodka?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2016 on First BJ 0
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#94 - senjougahara (05/18/2016) [-]
It's literally an oz of vodka and the rest sugary shit.
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#96 - asadshoe (05/19/2016) [-]
more vodka.
#97 - SoraDono (05/21/2016) [-]
that was such a russian thing to say
#25 - an escalator in a mall maybe. 05/16/2016 on Snapchat +49
#20 - yeah let's have the kid push the car.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2016 on Backing with a broken reverse +3
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#24 - Xiiko (04/17/2016) [-]
yeah that little shit needs to learn that life is hard
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#23 - elvoz (04/17/2016) [-]
The kid would steer, obviously. It only takes two people to push even a truck like a F350, unless they are weak.
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#28 - epicwinone (04/17/2016) [-]
please, post a video of you and your buddy pushing a F350 across uneven ground.

we are waiting
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#29 - elvoz (04/17/2016) [-]
You must think you're clever or something. You challenge me like this with the expectation that I'm not going to because statistically I am unlikely to post a video with me in it for any number of reasons.

Alternatively, I can hit you up with some knowledge. An F350 weighs about 6000lbs or so, so like three tons. The rolling resistence coefficient for car tires on asphalt is .03, so the force it would take to make an F350 move is 180 lbs of force.

I don't know if you know this, but that isn't a lot. Granted that is what it would take to keep it moving, so starting it would be harder. As well that was very rough math so it isn't the most accurate thing. But let's be honest: do you think that two guys (or girls) who are somewhat fit or strong can't push the damn truck? And to bring this back to me, as I'm a big guy and I have a few big friends as well that I can choose to assist me per your challenge, do you think two big fellows wouldn't be able to get an F350 rolling?
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#31 - epicwinone (04/17/2016) [-]
and now rememebr that there are other frictional forces at place. bearings, brakes (even if they arent engaged, there is still some drag)

yours a big dude. grats. thats why you and a budy can push it across level ground. now take 2 averaged size people. any diviation and suddenly you have to push 6000lbs up a hill, and that shit aint easy.

also, just for the sake of conversation, the lightest, shortest, 2WD F350 is 5500lbs. the heaviest is 7500lbs.
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#32 - elvoz (04/17/2016) [-]
Yeah, I admit that my math was rough. There are a large number of variables, so I just put in the effort to get to the core of it. Pushing a truck like that up any kind of hill (aside from the slightest inclines) would probably be nigh impossible even for two big guys because at that point the numbers start to turn out to a much worse equation for the guys pushing. I figured providing the "base" data for pushing the truck would allow a better grasp of what it would take if other factors were added in afterwards (or if other factors don't get added in at all).

I still believe that in the "base" situation, two average sized guys could do it. It wouldn't be easy to start, but once it was rolling they could keep it going plenty fine. As the situation gets more and more extreme, the less likely any two people are going to push such a heavy truck. It's not impossible, just a tad difficult.
#21 - anon (04/17/2016) [-]
well that's what kids are for
#51 - best part was gackass. 04/11/2016 on Lord Of The Memes +1
#32 - "Maybe. I don't actually know how bad that is." …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2016 on deep +4
#72 - afaik (03/28/2016) [-]
#74 - Nobody remembers 9/11. 03/19/2016 on Remember? 0