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Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:5/26/2015
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#51 - It's not for the PC is it?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2014 on For glorious revolution of... 0
User avatar #64 - taintedangel (05/08/2014) [-]
It's on the PS3, 360 and PC.
User avatar #65 - rollertoaster (05/08/2014) [-]
No, DeS is only for PS3. DaS 1 and 2 are on all three systems.
User avatar #72 - taintedangel (05/08/2014) [-]
ok i didn't know that
User avatar #52 - Stan Marsh (05/08/2014) [-]
BItch it might be. but actually i have no idea i have it for console
#53 - Stan Marsh (05/08/2014) [-]
Demons souls makes me want to crawl and hide inside my own asshole
#49 - I'm semi new to the dark souls series. I just beat dark souls …  [+] (22 new replies) 05/08/2014 on For glorious revolution of... 0
User avatar #93 - sirfapaton (05/08/2014) [-]
What character build is the hardest..? Mundane ladle is pretty hard.
#97 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
Mundane ladle is pretty viable, just like any other mundane weapon.
User avatar #98 - sirfapaton (05/08/2014) [-]
Still pretty damn low dmg. But, higher than just fists only without vanquishers seal
#83 - sloot (05/08/2014) [-]
Put away your shield... if I had to guess one of the few bosses you struggled with was the smelter demon, and it just shows how much people rely on blocking.

No shield will make you 10x better as a PVP player

Also DS2 is different. You pretty much have to make a hybrid player with some form of magic and fighting. infused and buffed weapons are your only chance to win at PVP at some point. Level your player to 150 and stop
#89 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
Just because everybody else does magic/faith/hex builds it doesn't mean that you have to, casting is a major crutch for most of these people, get a magic magic shield or the dark transgressors shield and they're fucked. Create your own interesting build and play the way you like, if you get gud it doesn't matter.
#90 - sloot (05/08/2014) [-]
i keep magic at the ready in case I need it (ie.. gakers, pure casters, avelyns ETC) if you are willing to fight me and not cheese then I wont touch my magic...
User avatar #58 - capslockrage (05/08/2014) [-]
Do a dual wielding character, it has good damage but you can't block so you have to rely on rolling a lot, doing anything without using a tower shield is a bit harder

A good build is probably one with some faith/int to cast resonant soul and cast resonant weapon, and with some dex to use darkdrift katana infused with a dark enchantment, then buffed with resonant weapon, so then you can do a lot of damage with that while also being able to cast resonant soul.
#55 - repostsrepost (05/08/2014) [-]
Dexterity builds are a lot less overpowered than in Dark Souls.
User avatar #75 - dudewitharake (05/08/2014) [-]
I take it you've never seen a guy come at you with a revenant washing pole yet?
#85 - sloot (05/08/2014) [-]
dark dark drift +10 buffed with res weapon ignores shields and straight up shits on people. dark drift > washing pole by far (however I use both because the washing pole has retarded range)
User avatar #113 - dudewitharake (05/08/2014) [-]
the hidden range of washing pole can eat shit, I don't know how many times ive got two shot by some faggot spamming washing pole lunges hitting the laggy ghost-hitbox that DS2 is notorious for in pvp dark drift is sexy though however I gotta say not a lot compares to my mundane santier's spear with flame weapon need to make it +5 at some point but twinkling titanite is a bitch to get ahold of
#114 - sloot (05/08/2014) [-]
I hate santiers spear.. easily the most OP weapon in the game. However once you learn to counter it, it is not so bad.

I just hate when people use santiers spear and avelyn together. Avelyn is the one weapon in the game that makes you look pathetic above all other douchey things
#150 - dudewitharake (05/08/2014) [-]
I once tried guarding belfry luna against two guys both power stancing avelyns, the bolts never stopped flying
#155 - sloot (05/09/2014) [-]
key is most people who use them are mundane builds and if they are sl 150 then they will have almost no stamina. Using them eats it like crazy.

My strat is to typically get them to waste stamina with Avys act like I am charging. They will then pull out santiers spear. Then get stuck in either a spin to win or the dual blade combo that takes a year to finish and I can simply blast them with a great res soul.

hexes are pretty much my anti-dbag defense
User avatar #54 - thesovereigngrave (05/08/2014) [-]
Play through the game with no armour and dual-wielding shield.
User avatar #50 - Stan Marsh (05/08/2014) [-]
try demon souls
User avatar #51 - asadshoe (05/08/2014) [-]
It's not for the PC is it?
User avatar #64 - taintedangel (05/08/2014) [-]
It's on the PS3, 360 and PC.
User avatar #65 - rollertoaster (05/08/2014) [-]
No, DeS is only for PS3. DaS 1 and 2 are on all three systems.
User avatar #72 - taintedangel (05/08/2014) [-]
ok i didn't know that
User avatar #52 - Stan Marsh (05/08/2014) [-]
BItch it might be. but actually i have no idea i have it for console
#53 - Stan Marsh (05/08/2014) [-]
Demons souls makes me want to crawl and hide inside my own asshole
#10 - First time I've seen this on Funnyjunk. Cool story bro.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Call for halp +1
User avatar #12 - Nizmo (05/07/2014) [-]
That's because you're slow
#11 - Kids must love playing in that yard. 05/07/2014 on Big nasty 0
#17 - Is he pissing a fountain?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on Just Spidey Things +5
User avatar #35 - hyeroshi (05/06/2014) [-]
Spiderman has 8 legs after all.
#303 - What so bad about a beard? Chuck Norris has one to hide his th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on Uprising in the Occupied... 0
User avatar #312 - cryingchicken (04/30/2014) [-]
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#13 - If that bugs the hell out of you then you are probably a perso… 04/17/2014 on Only a little irritating 0
#78 - You gotta suck a lot of dick. That is the golden rule for… 04/17/2014 on Are you not entertained? +3
#24 - But Sarah Jessica Parker is still alive. 04/17/2014 on Cows 0
#110 - TYRION KILLS HIS DAD 04/15/2014 on GoT -11
#125 - Reading the books is better than watching a show or seeing the… 04/15/2014 on 7up -3
#47 - Coo. 04/15/2014 on butters +2
#89 - Ban reason: tehlulzbringer's comment was flagged by a MODERATO…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on tehlulzbringer's profile 0
User avatar #95 - LaBarata (04/15/2014) [-]
That, repeated several dozen times
#202 - played the beta a few months back and it just didn't feel like… 04/11/2014 on Elder Scrolls Online 0
#103 - Hidden Test. 04/10/2014 on Before the internet 0
#61 - But I wasn't talking. You were talking to yourself while readi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on title -2
User avatar #98 - newforomador (04/03/2014) [-]
Then stop typing you asshole.
#45 - Picture 04/02/2014 on title -7
#43 - Couldn't creep * 04/02/2014 on title -2
#42 - First one is wrong because the mom of the kid would MOST LIKEL…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/02/2014 on title -10
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User avatar #61 - asadshoe (04/02/2014) [-]
But I wasn't talking. You were talking to yourself while reading what I wrote. So therefore I cannot shut the fuck up.
User avatar #98 - newforomador (04/03/2014) [-]
Then stop typing you asshole.
#44 - pebar (04/02/2014) [-]
#45 - asadshoe (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #43 - asadshoe (04/02/2014) [-]
Couldn't creep *
#27 - Plot twist You were robbed. 04/02/2014 on April Fools Karma +12
#60 - Everybody has been waiting 7 years for half life 3 but not me.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Samurai Jack +16
#114 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
The series concluded with a TV movie that wrapped up the story. I never saw the movie either, but according to wikipedia he got back to the past, defeated Aku, and saved the kingdom.

The part that bugged me most was that they did like a hundred episodes of that show but never revealed Jack's real name.
#58 - Well to be fair dickbutt has a dick in it. This doesn't. 04/02/2014 on Witty Title +1
#86 - You're not a woman on the internet. You're just a human. Or a …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on THEN.NOW.FOREVER. +1
User avatar #141 - ciacheczko (04/03/2014) [-]
According to this, he isn't a man and he can't be jelly. Your point makes no sense.
#61 - Well to be fair I shouldn't have called you a dumbass but we a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on blacktothefuture's profile 0
#62 - blacktothefuture (04/01/2014) [-]
You are the last true gentleman.
#58 - Lol. Thumbed down a lot of my comments because I called you du…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2014 on blacktothefuture's profile 0
User avatar #60 - blacktothefuture (04/01/2014) [-]
That's dumbass
#59 - blacktothefuture (04/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - asadshoe (04/01/2014) [-]
Well to be fair I shouldn't have called you a dumbass but we are on the internet and it's not fair.
#62 - blacktothefuture (04/01/2014) [-]
You are the last true gentleman.

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User avatar #24 - asadshoe (03/10/2014) [-]
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#22 - asadshoe (09/17/2011) [-]
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User avatar #15 - CarlosRayNorris (07/31/2011) [-]
it takes balls to llort a thread full of spider man,pony, and harry potter fans, you earn my respect
User avatar #16 to #18 - asadshoe (07/31/2011) [-]
One question... llort? Whut?
User avatar #18 to #20 - asadshoe (07/31/2011) [-]
But thats my other comment. XD
User avatar #19 to #21 - CarlosRayNorris (07/31/2011) [-]
o meant the first one, anyway you get want i mean lol
#11 - anonymous (07/24/2011) [-]
bastow
User avatar #20 to #14 - asadshoe (07/31/2011) [-]
llort is me? O.o
User avatar #12 to #14 - asadshoe (07/24/2011) [-]
Teh **** ? how did you know...
#13 to #15 - anonymous (07/28/2011) [-]
dude, its dante lol
User avatar #14 to #16 - asadshoe (07/28/2011) [-]
Had a feeling. XD
#21 to #17 - anonymous (07/31/2011) [-]
It would be easier to tell if I wasn't forever anon. Also, Spiderman and Harry Potter are awesome. But **** ponies.
#10 - anonymous (07/15/2011) [-]
Please make sure all sides on the box are down, sir.
#4 - tylerman (04/05/2011) [-]
Don't be sad shoe, I'll wear you
User avatar #5 to #7 - asadshoe (04/05/2011) [-]
^.^ You would do that for me?
#6 to #8 - tylerman (04/05/2011) [-]
Just in case, here is a random gif
Just in case, here is a random gif
#7 to #9 - asadshoe (04/05/2011) [-]
there is going to be two hold on. And yay Beiber died :3
there is going to be two hold on. And yay Beiber died :3
#8 to #10 - asadshoe (04/05/2011) [-]
They should be good together :3
They should be good together :3
User avatar #1 - asadshoe (03/30/2011) [-]
Lawl
User avatar #2 to #4 - asadshoe (04/01/2011) [-]
Lawl
User avatar #3 to #5 - asadshoe (04/03/2011) [-]
Lawl
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