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#1 - Close enough. 09/12/2014 on Dumb bitch +2
#15 - Thanks very much.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Maximum Cage +2
#17 - bongconnery (09/12/2014) [-]
#2 - Picture 09/12/2014 on Community +97
#4 - Picture 09/12/2014 on (untitled) +39
#7 - Nope, that's Kramer. 09/12/2014 on Maximum Cage +2
#33 - Just a suggestion for those of you looking for an actual multi… 09/12/2014 on ninja wallet 0
#31 - I bet you think this is clever. Well, it is. 09/12/2014 on anon has an awkward day at... +2
#4 - There has never been a better time for this GIF.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Maximum Cage +77
#13 - bongconnery (09/12/2014) [-]
You don't have the black guy part dude!
#15 - artvandelay (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks very much.
#17 - bongconnery (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - sideism (09/12/2014) [-]
is that marty robbins?
User avatar #7 - artvandelay (09/12/2014) [-]
Nope, that's Kramer.
#39 - Those all require some forethought and planning, while guns ar…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2014 on guns don't kill +2
User avatar #55 - CallMeCrisco (09/12/2014) [-]
I don't see how a gun is easier than a knife. Kinda hard to fuck things up with a knife; blade goes in - done. But a gun (especially one the shooter is unfamiliar with) brings to the table a whole plethora of things to go wrong.
User avatar #56 - hemomagus (09/12/2014) [-]
a knife is far less lethal and you have to get much closer. with a gun you can just shoot someone from afar and run off before they even hit the ground, assured that they're dead or going to die soon.
User avatar #59 - CallMeCrisco (09/12/2014) [-]
A knife is no less lethal than a gun. It all comes down to knowing where to hit. That being said, it's easier to stab someone in an artery from two feet away than it is to hit them in a lethal spot from a distance, especially if the shooter is untrained.

User avatar #60 - hemomagus (09/12/2014) [-]
just no. im sorry. even places where you can be stabbed with a knife and live, you can die from the gunshot wound seeing as bullets go all the way through and a knife does not.
User avatar #73 - CallMeCrisco (09/12/2014) [-]
There is absolutely NO guarantee that the bullet will leave an exit would. Depending on the caliber of the gun and where you're shooting, there's a good chance it's not going to exit the body at all. You clearly do not know much about firearms.
#13 - You may think this technology is purfect, however is it still … 09/11/2014 on Amazon Prime Air prototype V2 +1
#34 - It isn't that guns kill people, it's that guns make it much ea…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/11/2014 on guns don't kill +4
User avatar #95 - frenzysalem (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes, owning a gun does make it easier to kill but if people didn't have them, then the physically strong would have an advantage over everyone weaker than them. Whereas if everyone had a gun, everyone would be on equal ground.
#82 - kulamia (09/12/2014) [-]
Guns also give smaller, weaker, or physically disabled people the means to more easily defend themselves.
User avatar #71 - TheFixer (09/12/2014) [-]
killing someone with a gun usually takes planning too however minimal or extensive that planning is I digress. unless you're at gun point and you wrestle the gun away from them and in doing so the gun discharges and kills them or you or an accidental discharge of the firearm.
User avatar #50 - noblexfenrir (09/12/2014) [-]
Guns also give people who would normally never be able to stop a would be attacker, the means to do so.

and I don't understand your second post to anon, guns require as much planning and contemplation as any other item that can be used as a weapon, you could argue cars are more dangerous since you have such a very little reaction time if you were otherwise using it for a safe activity, but that situation went askew and is now putting someone in danger.

#89 - anon (09/12/2014) [-]
You're way better at arguing religion and some economics
#83 - fragman (09/12/2014) [-]
"Guns also give people who would normally never be able to stop a would be attacker, the means to do so."

This is likely the most biased and irrational argument for giving every fucking moron access to a gun. Besides the fact that there are highly efficient non-lethal methods/tools to stop attackers, people who come up with that shit always ignore the psychological effect that carrying a weapon has on the subject which results in much higher probability of conflict escalation.

As for the car part... nevermind it being far fetched regarding being a tool that can be abused in a way to make it a weapon as opposed to a tool which was designed to be one, at least to operate a car you need to prove you actually have the fucking skill (although the threshold should be a lot higher than it is).
User avatar #98 - tealcanaan (09/12/2014) [-]
>Highly efficient
>Non-lethal

LoL, like what? Are you retarded? You get one shot with a tazer that is not very accurate, pepper spray can back fire and doesn't work a lot of times, usually just making the person angrier. What is this Mahican "efficient" non-lethal device? I think your full of shit and talking out your ass tbh.
#81 - anon (09/12/2014) [-]
>as much planning as any other item
If you're breaking into a house, you need to know a lot more about knives and stealth attacking if you want to be remotely as dangerous as going in with a gun. Using a car to kill someone is just retarded, nobody wants to risk the car damage or evidence or being in the condition of limited movement.
Or let's say you're a sex offender with a gun or something with a vulnerable victim, that would allow you much more capability to kill someone trying to escape due to your extended deadly range.
User avatar #52 - timmywankenobi (09/12/2014) [-]
Guns also make drive by's much eaiser.
User avatar #53 - noblexfenrir (09/12/2014) [-]
Only drive by shootings, but yes I would assume guns make drive by shootings easier, now people don't have to use slingshots.

I also heard knives make stabbings easier, before they were just using sticks.
#36 - anon (09/11/2014) [-]
Ever heard of poison? How about a car? Stabbing someone to death while they sleep? Yeah man guns are the only thing holding people back from committing murder.
User avatar #39 - artvandelay (09/11/2014) [-]
Those all require some forethought and planning, while guns are quick and require almost no planning or contemplation. I'm not saying that guns are the only easy way to kill somebody, however they do make killing easier for the general population
User avatar #55 - CallMeCrisco (09/12/2014) [-]
I don't see how a gun is easier than a knife. Kinda hard to fuck things up with a knife; blade goes in - done. But a gun (especially one the shooter is unfamiliar with) brings to the table a whole plethora of things to go wrong.
User avatar #56 - hemomagus (09/12/2014) [-]
a knife is far less lethal and you have to get much closer. with a gun you can just shoot someone from afar and run off before they even hit the ground, assured that they're dead or going to die soon.
User avatar #59 - CallMeCrisco (09/12/2014) [-]
A knife is no less lethal than a gun. It all comes down to knowing where to hit. That being said, it's easier to stab someone in an artery from two feet away than it is to hit them in a lethal spot from a distance, especially if the shooter is untrained.

User avatar #60 - hemomagus (09/12/2014) [-]
just no. im sorry. even places where you can be stabbed with a knife and live, you can die from the gunshot wound seeing as bullets go all the way through and a knife does not.
User avatar #73 - CallMeCrisco (09/12/2014) [-]
There is absolutely NO guarantee that the bullet will leave an exit would. Depending on the caliber of the gun and where you're shooting, there's a good chance it's not going to exit the body at all. You clearly do not know much about firearms.
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#91 - Alcohol counts as a food group, right? On another note, I thin… 09/11/2014 on Cost of food around the world +1
#51 - Picture 09/11/2014 on Wallet ninja +13
#60 - Well, maybe it needed some air. You know, sometimes they need … 09/11/2014 on CAPS LOCK OF RAGE! +5
#15 - I don't know much about how copyright laws work, but couldn't … 09/10/2014 on FJ party music 0
#35 - Man of Steel. Found it to be a pile of contrived, Micheal-Bay-…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on anon watches a film +2
User avatar #43 - PubLandlord (09/10/2014) [-]
Ah same it was so fucking long
User avatar #67 - leonhardt (09/10/2014) [-]
It was an hour and 45 minutes before we fucking saw superman.
#478 - Picture 09/10/2014 on How fucked are you? 0
#28 - Picture 09/10/2014 on Lolwut +8
#43 - Seinfeld content of front page, today is a good day. 09/09/2014 on public speaking +5
#53 - Comment deleted 09/08/2014 on Being gay is discrimination -1
#69 - Gotta read the reviews, some comedy gold in there. 09/07/2014 on Upload form is a pop-up +1
#15 - At the same time?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Khakis +4
User avatar #37 - jacodpwns (09/07/2014) [-]
only if you're not a pussy
#6 - One of the worst comedy actors iv'e ever had the displeasure o…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on King of Queens +2
User avatar #13 - thebobinito (09/03/2014) [-]
Mall Cop wasn't his strongest material I must admit, but you can't let that 1 movie ruin his other work for you, he was great in Hitch, Here Comes The Boom and the Zookeeper films.
User avatar #7 - vonravennoir (09/03/2014) [-]
Here comes the boom was pretty rad.
#298 - A decent holster for my Swiss Army Knife. 08/26/2014 on Can't Buy Me Love 0

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#2 - atma (11/17/2012) [-]
excellent name.
excellent name.
User avatar #1 - derpyhoovesretard (07/10/2012) [-]
I loved Venetian Blinds!
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