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armsdealer

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Gender: male
X-box Gamertag: x405xarmsdealer
Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:6/12/2015
Location:Yeeeeah bout that
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Comment Ranking:#18837
Highest Content Rank:#5062
Highest Comment Rank:#2047
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Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
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Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:21031
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:1040
FJ Points:2694
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#31 - Tips are not to be expected, tips are a "gratitude" …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2015 on Old people +12
#34 - ozzysite (06/06/2015) [-]
I'm going to have to disagree, I've never named anyone before.
#546 - They're only mad dangerous if you're mad stupid. The rules reg…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2015 on 4chan on gun ownership +1
#566 - roliga (06/06/2015) [-]
Not all firearms have manual safeties. I refuse to buy any handguns with manual safeties because it's just another part to break and jam the gun up.
#92 - Holy **** your asshole must be tight enough to make dia…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Mildly interesting +4
#129 - Glitched (03/08/2015) [-]
So you insult me...and the image you chose says "Oh my god! Who the hell cares!?"
Obviously you care....because you know....you replied.
You're a bit more touchy about this than I am.
Relax a bit....calm down. Maybe go look at some FunnyJunk.


#81 - He's talking about the USA dumbdick.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on I'm still ok with this +12
#146 - Rascal (02/17/2015) [-]
they dont vote and they dont have money. nothing will change
#57 - Oh my god, someone who does something different from you! … 02/17/2015 on Lying or Dying? 0
#217 - he's not wrong 02/17/2015 on Advanced logic 0
#212 - Its not free ******* , you pay through taxes.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Advanced logic 0
User avatar #271 - unclefester (02/21/2015) [-]
I'll gladly pay the taxes. The way it is structured in Ontario is that if you make under a certain amount of money in a year, you don't get a deduction on your tax return. The more you make is deducted from your return in tiers. The really poor pay nothing. In British Columbia for example, you are sent a monthly bill from the province depending on your marital status and family status. Regardless if you use it or not. I like the Ontario approach of adjusting your tax refund or adding to the amount owing when you file your return. Also, a lot of our healthcare dollars come from the taxation of things that are bad for you. There's a reason why cigarettes cost 12 dollars a pack here. Dipshit.
User avatar #238 - stealthfoxbrony (02/17/2015) [-]
He meant you don't have to pay a bill the size of an elephant to get emergency healthcare.
#28 - This person liked their own ****** comment. …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Owned -16
User avatar #33 - catsbats (02/16/2015) [-]
YOU DENSE MUTHAFUCKA
User avatar #31 - jzwangpk (02/16/2015) [-]
...Because this screenshot totally couldn't have been taken by a third person who had just liked the comment. No. That could never happen.
#126 - Yes, because I should listen to fkbskt in the matter of global… 02/03/2015 on Oil Prices 0
#58 - Do you people live under rocks? We've had these things since … 01/30/2015 on (untitled) +8
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#34 - Rascal (04/08/2015) [-]
A great source to view the specified dollar amount that classifies grand theft or felony theft from state to state can be viewed on <a href=" www.stolenlostfound.org/grand-theft ">Stolen Lost Found Online</a>.
User avatar #33 - iatedub (11/27/2014) [-]
Ha queer
#29 - Valid (11/26/2014) [-]
How's it goin
User avatar #30 to #29 - armsdealer (11/26/2014) [-]
Never been accused of being a "british tumblrfag" before haha.
Can't say I blame ya though, it was just too hard to pass up the opportunity to harass that fool. I guess you could say, your claims had some Validity
#31 to #30 - Valid (11/26/2014) [-]
Hehe I've noticed how people were arguing with gifs accomodating them. It just seemed like what a stereotypical tumblrfag would do

I find it to be a very successful of trolling, since the gifs multiply the number of jimmies rustled

Anyhoo, carry on!
#32 to #31 - armsdealer (11/26/2014) [-]
Oh I just love my gif collection. It hasn't been the same since my last HD's boot driver failed and I had to start from scratch...   
   
Plus, gifs make your comment more noticeable, probably why they rustle as much as they when the jimmies come   
   
Have a good one!
Oh I just love my gif collection. It hasn't been the same since my last HD's boot driver failed and I had to start from scratch...

Plus, gifs make your comment more noticeable, probably why they rustle as much as they when the jimmies come

Have a good one!
User avatar #15 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
You're a disgrace to the name Armsdealer if you don't agree with me, I'm right, the dumb ***** that are rioting are ******* RETARDED.
User avatar #16 to #15 - armsdealer (08/20/2014) [-]
Nice Ad Hominem, and anyone in this great nation has the right to peaceful protest, which is exactly what the people of Ferguson are attempting to do. There ARE some outliers who are taking advantage of the unrest to commit crime, and for their involvement they should be punished.

Arresting unarmed peaceful protesters, journalists, and anyone who disagrees with the police is tyrannical behavior.

And if we're taking user names seriously, **** off my profile and go eat a "dub" somewhere where your nazi ******** is welcome. You're making Minnesota look bad (or worse, rather.)
User avatar #18 to #16 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh and those ************* who murdered a white person, just because they were white a couple a days ago.
User avatar #17 to #16 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
I have no goddamn problem at ALL With the people who protest the police station, but to rob innocent BUSINESS OWNERS?? **** THAT. You know how many stores are going to go out of business because of this **** in that town?? A lot, just look at the LA Riots... It ******* pisses me off that they use this as a goddamn excuse to rob people and burn peoples goddamn hard earned work to the goddamn ground

If you don't see it, then I do not have faith in the world anymore.
User avatar #19 to #17 - armsdealer (08/20/2014) [-]
If you calmed the **** down for a second and actually read what I said...

"There ARE some outliers who are taking advantage of the unrest to commit crime, and for their involvement they should be punished."
User avatar #21 to #19 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
And my profile picture is funny, its not meant to be anything other than that.

Its a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard.
User avatar #22 to #21 - armsdealer (08/20/2014) [-]
You've got a odd sense of humor albeit, but if you don't wanna be taken as a nazi, perhaps you shouldn't brandish their flags in your profile pic.

Some is a relativistic term used to describe a minority of people, not any one set amount. Holy **** you're stupid.
User avatar #23 to #22 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
Anyways, I hope the ************* STEALING **** from hard working business owners, get shot and left to bleed out.
User avatar #24 to #23 - armsdealer (08/20/2014) [-]
The punishment for thief is never the death penalty. If you wanna be taken seriously in the world, stop overreacting to everything, you colossal twat. We have a code of laws that dictates what punishment be dealt for the crimes committed. It's ******* like you that do **** like this: www.dailyzone.com/articles/495/20140429/montana-couple-lures-teen-garage-shoots-head.htm

I don't wish violence on you, but only that you seek ******* help for your severe autism.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
Someone committing a felony in my state, and that state, can be shot, I'm pretty sure breaking and entering, plus theft are considered felonies which would give the store owners the right to defend their property from outside threats.
User avatar #26 to #25 - armsdealer (08/20/2014) [-]
Read up on your local and federal laws before you try and sound smart, because you're full of so much **** you must have trouble breathing.

Go back to school mouth-breather
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duty_to_retreat
User avatar #27 to #26 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/?id=609.582

www.stolen-property.com/felony-theft.php

I have had a lot of cops tell me, if someone is stealing my **** , shoot them.

$250+ Is considered a felony in Minnesota
User avatar #28 to #27 - armsdealer (08/20/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link site lays out the crimes of burglary and does not contain any evidence that you may shoot on site. This is what happens when idiots try and quote laws and fail miserably.

Get your facts from a more reputable source: ccwvslaw.org/item/888

Twenty states allow you to defend your own home, but demand that you retreat when you are not at home. If someone attacks you other than in your home in these jurisdictions, you are required to flee (presumably faster than the attackers’ bullets if they are armed, or faster than they can chase you if not). Dr. Sweet’s grandfatherly advice: If you defend yourself while not at home by shooting your attackers in one of these states, you (not they) will go to prison. Your choice: death, rape, or maiming if you don’t defend yourself versus prison if you do. Conversely, if you make a living by armed robbery or strong-arm robbery, these are the safest states to conduct your profession.

Retreat if outside your home: Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Dakota, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Wisconsin, Wyoming.
User avatar #20 to #19 - iatedub (08/20/2014) [-]
"Some" More like dozens
User avatar #11 to #10 - armsdealer (03/31/2014) [-]
No u
User avatar #1 - traffy (01/22/2014) [-]
do you deal with arms or arms?
#5 to #1 - armsdealer (01/22/2014) [-]
My favorite kinda arms though...
User avatar #6 to #5 - traffy (01/22/2014) [-]
oh nice
#2 to #1 - armsdealer (01/22/2014) [-]
Well ya got yer regular arms, lightly used, some wear and tear
User avatar #3 to #2 - traffy (01/22/2014) [-]
your arms should lift more
#4 to #3 - armsdealer (01/22/2014) [-]
Hey, you didn't specify a kind, I got bulky too.
Here, side by side comparison
User avatar #7 to #4 - traffy (01/22/2014) [-]
the one on the right seems good
#8 to #7 - armsdealer (01/22/2014) [-]
Awesome!
Your total comes to: one arm & one leg
#9 to #8 - traffy (01/22/2014) [-]
of course it does
of course it does
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