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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/06/2012
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#57 - Not a nihilist, Im impressed that actually made me feel better…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2016 on Nihilist meme dump 0
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#66 - sesshii (06/21/2016) [-]
"Never underestimate the power of positive thinking."
- Donald Trump
#13 - Oh and one more thing, you have to be handsome. 05/20/2016 on /fit/ on How to Be Poor and... +2
#3 - Wtf kind of movie is this?  [+] (10 new replies) 05/12/2016 on beautiful love story +3
#23 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
A movie that a child fucker made and said it's okay because it's a "fantasy" If you fantazise about fucking kids then watch it (and rot in hell) If you are a normal thinking human being, stay the fuck away from it.
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#11 - mranldestroyer (05/12/2016) [-]
a flick with a great cunny
#6 - lncognito (05/12/2016) [-]
léon: the professional, movie about a hitman and that girl
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#22 - Sethorein (05/13/2016) [-]
the original kickass
#4 - oxidoferroso (05/12/2016) [-]
Wait, you've never seen Léon? Damn good movie, don't let the scene I posted fool you and give it a watch
The relation between those two is really sweet, less weird than you imagine
#12 - anon (05/12/2016) [-]
either im projecting or there is some kinda sexual tension there
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#7 - TimBisley (05/12/2016) [-]
It's an awesome movie, but it does gets pretty weird, dude.
That restaurant scene is all kinds of uncomfortable.
I still think it's kinda cute though.
#16 - NinjaxPandaa (05/13/2016) [-]
Which restaurant scene are you referring to?
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#24 - TimBisley (05/13/2016) [-]
Leon the Professional   Nathalie Portman Restaurant Scene
Dis one.
#9 - oxidoferroso (05/12/2016) [-]
It does get uncomfortable, but I feel like >>#3 thought the movie goes full pedo.
It's not that creepy when you realize Léon is a bit 'slow' and behaves more like a child than Matilda, who is the grown up in the 'relationship'

Mathilda: I finished growing up, Léon. I just get older.
Léon: For me it's the opposite. I'm old enough. I need time to grow up.
#731 - **areyouhammeredbro used "*roll picture*"** **areyouhammere… 05/06/2016 on I will have sex with... 0
#421 - The level of security where you feel so much better than anyon… 03/12/2016 on shallow and pedantic 0
#18 - Especially since the cat is hanging up clothes at one point 03/05/2016 on its good to be a cat +29
#255 - Donald Trump 03/03/2016 on rename anonymous -2
#10 - For some reason this made me laugh more than i did of the content 02/24/2016 on Flirty. Or is it cheeky? +11
#5 - Grace  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2016 on Dogs are the most graceful... +103
#32 - doggifseveryday (02/25/2016) [-]
#36 - Admin aproves 02/22/2016 on hodor 0
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