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arcanemonkey

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/04/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
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#615 - Yah it was a douchey pic lol here is a better selfish **** one  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on How to rate female... 0
User avatar #627 - caucasians (05/27/2015) [-]
you get a 6
#442 - Heard it next 05/26/2015 on How to rate female... 0
#401 - **** it rate me be brutally honest I must know  [+] (6 new replies) 05/26/2015 on How to rate female... +2
User avatar #487 - mirukawa (05/26/2015) [-]
that babyface dude
User avatar #456 - caucasians (05/26/2015) [-]
how do you expect us to rate you when you be flexing muscles like it's a gunshow or sumthin while looking constipated? hell naw bra, give us some o that good ass selfie shit so we can see your face aswell.
#615 - arcanemonkey (05/27/2015) [-]
Yah it was a douchey pic lol here is a better selfish shit one
User avatar #627 - caucasians (05/27/2015) [-]
you get a 6
User avatar #441 - memberforcontent (05/26/2015) [-]
You have the face of a child with the body of an adult. I'm a guy so I can't rate you but facial hair and a sociable personality should make things pretty smooth sailing for you.
User avatar #442 - arcanemonkey (05/26/2015) [-]
Heard it
next
#388 - 8 in my book 05/26/2015 on How to rate female... -1
#880 - Now at 195 trainng to join the marines hopefully wil… 05/26/2015 on Fitness Success... 0
#877 - Me 3 years ago senior year of highschool at about 260-265 …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Fitness Success... 0
#880 - arcanemonkey (05/26/2015) [-]
Now at 195
trainng to join the marines
hopefully will be shipping to basic in December
just gotta lose a couple more pounds
#52 - Always happy to see you ;) 05/22/2015 on I am Terror 0
#23 - My terror watching yogscast videos lol  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on I am Terror +8
#33 - pokeluigi (05/21/2015) [-]
Is that a snake on your pants or are you just happy to see me
User avatar #52 - arcanemonkey (05/22/2015) [-]
Always happy to see you ;)
#8 - talking to my daddy on his dieing bed with a smile on his … 05/18/2015 on Marines 0
#7 - havnt seen my mom in 6 months since she got out of rehab been …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Cherish them while they're... +9
User avatar #56 - rangerofthesea (05/11/2015) [-]
i dont know who you are. didnt even read your comment...
but ghot damn this apple is good
User avatar #22 - bionicpanda (05/11/2015) [-]
^ this
#10 - damn you _beat__ me to the punch 05/10/2015 on Eggcelent 0
#874 - 21 me and my gf of almost 5 years just broke up and she moved … 05/09/2015 on Let's make friends 0
#32 - I'd sit next to you **** those people 05/06/2015 on And this is what bullying... -1
#47 - Me and my gf of 4 years 8 months just broke up I feel you man … 05/05/2015 on Breakups suck +1
#14 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Barnacles +4
#15 - theruse (05/06/2015) [-]
Why are they called fuckboys?
#16 - imadeanaccountforu (05/06/2015) [-]
they do what they want, because they can.
#43 - Noticed he is the navy sure sunk her 05/05/2015 on I smell toast +4
#108 - 350ft rg 11* 05/05/2015 on Cable 0
#107 - I'm sick of rg 59 Other they I ran a 350 rg 11 drop …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Cable 0
User avatar #108 - arcanemonkey (05/05/2015) [-]
350ft rg 11*
#7 - Picture 05/05/2015 on How did this even get started? 0
#71 - The fact that I work for time Warner and install cable all day…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Cable +1
User avatar #93 - darkdesu (05/05/2015) [-]
you sick of RG47 cables yet?
User avatar #107 - arcanemonkey (05/05/2015) [-]
I'm sick of rg 59

Other they I ran a 350 rg 11 drop
pole pole pole tap back house main house fuck that shit
User avatar #108 - arcanemonkey (05/05/2015) [-]
350ft rg 11*
#99 - Yah when I had my motorcycle he would chill around my neck and… 05/05/2015 on Friendship 0
#27 - Don't feel good either lol Yah I try to pick her up as muc…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Friendship +2
#38 - happyhadgrenade (05/04/2015) [-]
Here's a picture of my Corn snake. Sorry about the terrible Ipod camera quality.
I'm not sure if he's Anerythristic or not, but he's a corn snake breed and really jumpy.
#51 - StealerShock (05/05/2015) [-]
hard to tell from the pic, but there looks to be some red/brown in there, so I can't be 100% on the morph. and it only looks a couple of months old, so jumpiness is expected
#53 - happyhadgrenade (05/05/2015) [-]
Mhm.
It looks brown/black but if you look at it in the light you can see faint hints of reddish brown on the patches. And yeh, its only a couple of months old so i don't even know what sex it is yet.
#54 - StealerShock (05/05/2015) [-]
I can probably give you a reasonably good idea if you send me a pic of the tail from the underside (so the pooping scale is visible), with enough practice you can tell with reasonable accuracy just by looking. And if it's a true anerythristic there shouldn't be any red at all, as anery means that it doesn't produce any 'erythrin', which is one of the red pigments in the skin (like how albinos lack melanin)
User avatar #95 - aznfanta (05/05/2015) [-]
we both know you have a snake fetish so you want to see its underside.
#116 - StealerShock (05/05/2015) [-]
Whoops, you caught me :$
#29 - StealerShock (05/04/2015) [-]
haha, just wait till you decide you want something bigger like a boa, I got hit by my 6.5ft boy and boy was that an experience, luckily I (mostly) dodged him, otherwise he would have managed to hold on.

ball pythons are fantastic for that, I've never been too keen on them because I like more active stuff, but they are great to just chill out with and watch tv
User avatar #99 - arcanemonkey (05/05/2015) [-]
Yah when I had my motorcycle he would chill around my neck and pokeing to my helmet at times
never came close to falling off plus I never went over 45 with him on or went to far just to the store and stuff less then 2 miles
#23 - Exactly good sir she is about 1 year old little over 2 fee…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Friendship +10
#25 - StealerShock (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds like she's pretty healthy and growing well then

absolutely nothing wrong with feeding in the cage, it stresses the animal out a lot less, you just need to teach them not to associate every time the cage opens with feeding time. The more you handle her the less chompy she will get, besides, corn snake bites don't really hurt ;P
User avatar #43 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2015) [-]
Red the asshole.. thats not a name for a snakegal hmmm imm just call ur snake red
#27 - arcanemonkey (05/04/2015) [-]
Don't feel good either lol
Yah I try to pick her up as much as possible

My ball python is a chill dude love that snake
#38 - happyhadgrenade (05/04/2015) [-]
Here's a picture of my Corn snake. Sorry about the terrible Ipod camera quality.
I'm not sure if he's Anerythristic or not, but he's a corn snake breed and really jumpy.
#51 - StealerShock (05/05/2015) [-]
hard to tell from the pic, but there looks to be some red/brown in there, so I can't be 100% on the morph. and it only looks a couple of months old, so jumpiness is expected
#53 - happyhadgrenade (05/05/2015) [-]
Mhm.
It looks brown/black but if you look at it in the light you can see faint hints of reddish brown on the patches. And yeh, its only a couple of months old so i don't even know what sex it is yet.
#54 - StealerShock (05/05/2015) [-]
I can probably give you a reasonably good idea if you send me a pic of the tail from the underside (so the pooping scale is visible), with enough practice you can tell with reasonable accuracy just by looking. And if it's a true anerythristic there shouldn't be any red at all, as anery means that it doesn't produce any 'erythrin', which is one of the red pigments in the skin (like how albinos lack melanin)
User avatar #95 - aznfanta (05/05/2015) [-]
we both know you have a snake fetish so you want to see its underside.
#116 - StealerShock (05/05/2015) [-]
Whoops, you caught me :$
#29 - StealerShock (05/04/2015) [-]
haha, just wait till you decide you want something bigger like a boa, I got hit by my 6.5ft boy and boy was that an experience, luckily I (mostly) dodged him, otherwise he would have managed to hold on.

ball pythons are fantastic for that, I've never been too keen on them because I like more active stuff, but they are great to just chill out with and watch tv
User avatar #99 - arcanemonkey (05/05/2015) [-]
Yah when I had my motorcycle he would chill around my neck and pokeing to my helmet at times
never came close to falling off plus I never went over 45 with him on or went to far just to the store and stuff less then 2 miles
#17 - My snake lol  [+] (17 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Friendship +89
#96 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
its my mommas recipe
#91 - billburr (05/05/2015) [-]
Aww he's kissing it
#42 - smokekusheveryday has deleted their comment.
#35 - anon (05/04/2015) [-]
edgy
#22 - StealerShock (05/04/2015) [-]
What is that? Looks like a really dark okeetee corn snake?
User avatar #23 - arcanemonkey (05/04/2015) [-]
Exactly good sir
she is about 1 year old little over 2 feet long the prior owner cage fed her and she is very aggressive been bit like 4 times by her I call her red the asshole
#25 - StealerShock (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds like she's pretty healthy and growing well then

absolutely nothing wrong with feeding in the cage, it stresses the animal out a lot less, you just need to teach them not to associate every time the cage opens with feeding time. The more you handle her the less chompy she will get, besides, corn snake bites don't really hurt ;P
User avatar #43 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2015) [-]
Red the asshole.. thats not a name for a snakegal hmmm imm just call ur snake red
#27 - arcanemonkey (05/04/2015) [-]
Don't feel good either lol
Yah I try to pick her up as much as possible

My ball python is a chill dude love that snake
#38 - happyhadgrenade (05/04/2015) [-]
Here's a picture of my Corn snake. Sorry about the terrible Ipod camera quality.
I'm not sure if he's Anerythristic or not, but he's a corn snake breed and really jumpy.
#51 - StealerShock (05/05/2015) [-]
hard to tell from the pic, but there looks to be some red/brown in there, so I can't be 100% on the morph. and it only looks a couple of months old, so jumpiness is expected
#53 - happyhadgrenade (05/05/2015) [-]
Mhm.
It looks brown/black but if you look at it in the light you can see faint hints of reddish brown on the patches. And yeh, its only a couple of months old so i don't even know what sex it is yet.
#54 - StealerShock (05/05/2015) [-]
I can probably give you a reasonably good idea if you send me a pic of the tail from the underside (so the pooping scale is visible), with enough practice you can tell with reasonable accuracy just by looking. And if it's a true anerythristic there shouldn't be any red at all, as anery means that it doesn't produce any 'erythrin', which is one of the red pigments in the skin (like how albinos lack melanin)
User avatar #95 - aznfanta (05/05/2015) [-]
we both know you have a snake fetish so you want to see its underside.
#116 - StealerShock (05/05/2015) [-]
Whoops, you caught me :$
#29 - StealerShock (05/04/2015) [-]
haha, just wait till you decide you want something bigger like a boa, I got hit by my 6.5ft boy and boy was that an experience, luckily I (mostly) dodged him, otherwise he would have managed to hold on.

ball pythons are fantastic for that, I've never been too keen on them because I like more active stuff, but they are great to just chill out with and watch tv
User avatar #99 - arcanemonkey (05/05/2015) [-]
Yah when I had my motorcycle he would chill around my neck and pokeing to my helmet at times
never came close to falling off plus I never went over 45 with him on or went to far just to the store and stuff less then 2 miles
#8 - Yah I'm gonna need sauce on that tentacle gif  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Did somebody say thumbs up? +2
User avatar #21 - lucozadeaholic (04/28/2015) [-]
Queens Blade. Don't know which episode.
#11 - undead (04/28/2015) [-]
this?
User avatar #12 - aguaba (04/28/2015) [-]
Yes

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