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#9 - This is 100% "first to roll dubs decides my new facebook …  [+] (7 replies) 07/14/2016 on All it takes is 32 minuets... +11
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#19 - whatstenplusten (07/15/2016) [-]
**whatstenplusten used "*roll 1, 01-99*"**
**whatstenplusten rolls 81**

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!
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#17 - thatguyontheright (07/15/2016) [-]
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**thatguyontheright rolls 74**

Hillary did nothing wrong
#11 - anon (07/14/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
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dubs and you make a status:

"I really think obama is another race baiting silverback along with those nigger blm activists"

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#14 - bme (07/14/2016) [-]
*roll 1,00-99*

" I kinda hate fags and niggers and kykes. But I met this really nice Jewish black guy and we've been talking but anyway this is my way of coming out. I'm sure its not a suprise to anyone that I take it up the ass"
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#15 - bme (07/14/2016) [-]
Gd I hAvent rolled in forever and I'm on mobile someone roll for this.
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#16 - demcupcakes (07/15/2016) [-]
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**demcupcakes rolls 61** you know theres buttons for rolling things now right? pretty sure they show up on mobile too.
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#20 - bme (07/15/2016) [-]
They used to show but they don't anymore and I've forgot the comand. Or I'm just stupid which is very possible.
#21 - Anyone have sauce on the song?  [+] (3 replies) 03/07/2016 on speed 0
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#24 - gytisout (03/07/2016) [-]
Its from seinfeld maybe?
#27 - penelo (03/07/2016) [-]
Don't know why but that cracked me up
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#23 - anonassassin (03/07/2016) [-]
Yes  Roundabout here you go fam
#2 - Can't stump the trump  [+] (8 replies) 12/19/2015 on (untitled) +223
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#118 - grayscreen (12/19/2015) [-]
what a guy
#11 - flyingassassin (12/19/2015) [-]
You cant stump him, but you can bump him :^)

Trump actually said "I can't be stumped, i can only be bumped
#7 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Its funny cuz you wont stump a racist, they just keep talking, so long as s people are cheering trump will continue to talk out his ass
#95 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
>Trumps racist!
How many times do you have to repeat this to make it true?
#81 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
> talks about illegal immigrant
> racist
#62 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Lol, even if he was racist, those fucks had their chance.
#59 - Picture  [+] (2 replies) 09/09/2015 on Look at my username +35
#187 - michaelrock (09/10/2015) [-]
thats me it sucks being double jointed but on the bright side i can pop out my arm socket and spook my friends XD
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#251 - spacekitty (09/15/2015) [-]
i knew a girl that could bend her fingers all the way any way
just kidding i know no girls

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