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#62 - If I were you I'd kill myself. You're right in something thoug… 9 hours ago on Dear Emporer +1
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#60 - Humans think the Emperor is a God because that's easier for th…  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on Dear Emporer 0
#61 - captainprincess (13 hours ago) [-]
If you were me you'd be enjoying yourself for one thing, reveling in all the delights and splendors chaos can offer. It's the self-importance that's funniest really. The Imperium might be out greatest and most hated enemy, but we got other shit to be doing son don't mistake your silly selves as the only thing our gods ever think about.
#62 - arandomanon (9 hours ago) [-]
If I were you I'd kill myself. You're right in something though, your stupid "gods" are too busy trying to gain importance among themselves and that's why you're never, ever going to get shit done. The size of the Imperium is too big for any of you to handle. Not only you can't conquer Cadia, but you can't take over Mordia either, where mere Imperial Guards kick your butts every time you try to attack the planet.
Remaining pure means remaining strong. Even if demons make you stronger phisically or give you diverse powers, at the end you don't have unity and except for a couple of good generals, your tactics and strategies are stupid.
All the weaklings will be purged.
#57 - Who needs to **** anything when you have litanies…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Dear Emporer +1
User avatar #58 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
"Currently not in his best condition"
Understatement much

He's a dead man is what he is. Your 'god', and let's not pretend he isn't revered as divinity, has not survived. Kept barely afloat by the petty woes of his squabbling little subjects, too afraid to let their big daddy pass away, feeding him thousands of souls a day just to keep him as a barely functioning corpse.

That's one hell of a divine idol
#60 - arandomanon (22 hours ago) [-]
Humans think the Emperor is a God because that's easier for them to stay by His side, they don't share His genes so they are naturally weak. And since His Divine Intervention has saved the Imperium so many times, it's easier to understand for them that our Father is the only God.
Even if all you say was true, that He is a "barely functioning corpse", you can only do this much. You can't take Cadia, no matter how hard you try. And you can't conquer anything important beyond the Eye of Terror. If I were you, I'd be very ashamed of myself and my "incredibly powerful" gods can't beat a "barely functioning corpse".
#61 - captainprincess (13 hours ago) [-]
If you were me you'd be enjoying yourself for one thing, reveling in all the delights and splendors chaos can offer. It's the self-importance that's funniest really. The Imperium might be out greatest and most hated enemy, but we got other shit to be doing son don't mistake your silly selves as the only thing our gods ever think about.
#62 - arandomanon (9 hours ago) [-]
If I were you I'd kill myself. You're right in something though, your stupid "gods" are too busy trying to gain importance among themselves and that's why you're never, ever going to get shit done. The size of the Imperium is too big for any of you to handle. Not only you can't conquer Cadia, but you can't take over Mordia either, where mere Imperial Guards kick your butts every time you try to attack the planet.
Remaining pure means remaining strong. Even if demons make you stronger phisically or give you diverse powers, at the end you don't have unity and except for a couple of good generals, your tactics and strategies are stupid.
All the weaklings will be purged.
User avatar #59 - atomschlumpf (12/19/2014) [-]
Not really, no. His body is barely alive anymore but his soul is still very much alive and strong. Otherwise the Astronomican wouldn't be powered anymore and he still speaks to some of his servants and gives visions to others.

Actually he is most likely on the verge of transcending to divinity. The problem for that is however that his body is still alive and acting like an anchor, holding him down. Or he is about to be reborn, those are the most likely events to happen once he actually truly dies. However, once he dies, the Astronomican will go out and the Imperium most likely collapse.


However however however since GW will most likely never actually progress the story for 40k it doesn't really matter.
#55 - >Necrophiliac. Implying there's something you wouldn't …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Dear Emporer 0
#56 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh you got me there. The beauty and joy of life often resides in what's fuckable.
But our duty is to ourselves and the patrons who bestow us the power to do so!

Your puny corpse and his pathetic cult of fearful virgins have no place in a future of freedom and pleasure! They would only taint the lives of everyone with fears and stale delusions of duty and order.

A WASTE
#57 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
Who needs to fuck anything when you have litanies of hate. While you waste your time gathering slaves to fuck, we get shit done. We kill xenos, we burn heretics and we destroy pathetic chaos cults in His name. He's nothing but a man, the greatest man, but just a man. And just with His blessings and letanies we can kick your demons' asses back to the Inmaterium. You're lucky He's currently not in His best condition or your Eye of Terror would see the greatest Exterminatus ever seen.
User avatar #58 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
"Currently not in his best condition"
Understatement much

He's a dead man is what he is. Your 'god', and let's not pretend he isn't revered as divinity, has not survived. Kept barely afloat by the petty woes of his squabbling little subjects, too afraid to let their big daddy pass away, feeding him thousands of souls a day just to keep him as a barely functioning corpse.

That's one hell of a divine idol
#60 - arandomanon (22 hours ago) [-]
Humans think the Emperor is a God because that's easier for them to stay by His side, they don't share His genes so they are naturally weak. And since His Divine Intervention has saved the Imperium so many times, it's easier to understand for them that our Father is the only God.
Even if all you say was true, that He is a "barely functioning corpse", you can only do this much. You can't take Cadia, no matter how hard you try. And you can't conquer anything important beyond the Eye of Terror. If I were you, I'd be very ashamed of myself and my "incredibly powerful" gods can't beat a "barely functioning corpse".
#61 - captainprincess (13 hours ago) [-]
If you were me you'd be enjoying yourself for one thing, reveling in all the delights and splendors chaos can offer. It's the self-importance that's funniest really. The Imperium might be out greatest and most hated enemy, but we got other shit to be doing son don't mistake your silly selves as the only thing our gods ever think about.
#62 - arandomanon (9 hours ago) [-]
If I were you I'd kill myself. You're right in something though, your stupid "gods" are too busy trying to gain importance among themselves and that's why you're never, ever going to get shit done. The size of the Imperium is too big for any of you to handle. Not only you can't conquer Cadia, but you can't take over Mordia either, where mere Imperial Guards kick your butts every time you try to attack the planet.
Remaining pure means remaining strong. Even if demons make you stronger phisically or give you diverse powers, at the end you don't have unity and except for a couple of good generals, your tactics and strategies are stupid.
All the weaklings will be purged.
User avatar #59 - atomschlumpf (12/19/2014) [-]
Not really, no. His body is barely alive anymore but his soul is still very much alive and strong. Otherwise the Astronomican wouldn't be powered anymore and he still speaks to some of his servants and gives visions to others.

Actually he is most likely on the verge of transcending to divinity. The problem for that is however that his body is still alive and acting like an anchor, holding him down. Or he is about to be reborn, those are the most likely events to happen once he actually truly dies. However, once he dies, the Astronomican will go out and the Imperium most likely collapse.


However however however since GW will most likely never actually progress the story for 40k it doesn't really matter.
#53 - I'm sure you do enjoy them  [+] (9 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Dear Emporer 0
#54 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
The ruinous powers let us enjoy something atleast
But then, what joy can you gleam out of a corpse and his legion of disturbed necrophiliacs?
#55 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
>Necrophiliac. Implying there's something you wouldn't fuck, you degenerated sluts. Also if you don't find joy in just fulfilling your duty you're just a weakling.
#56 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh you got me there. The beauty and joy of life often resides in what's fuckable.
But our duty is to ourselves and the patrons who bestow us the power to do so!

Your puny corpse and his pathetic cult of fearful virgins have no place in a future of freedom and pleasure! They would only taint the lives of everyone with fears and stale delusions of duty and order.

A WASTE
#57 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
Who needs to fuck anything when you have litanies of hate. While you waste your time gathering slaves to fuck, we get shit done. We kill xenos, we burn heretics and we destroy pathetic chaos cults in His name. He's nothing but a man, the greatest man, but just a man. And just with His blessings and letanies we can kick your demons' asses back to the Inmaterium. You're lucky He's currently not in His best condition or your Eye of Terror would see the greatest Exterminatus ever seen.
User avatar #58 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
"Currently not in his best condition"
Understatement much

He's a dead man is what he is. Your 'god', and let's not pretend he isn't revered as divinity, has not survived. Kept barely afloat by the petty woes of his squabbling little subjects, too afraid to let their big daddy pass away, feeding him thousands of souls a day just to keep him as a barely functioning corpse.

That's one hell of a divine idol
#60 - arandomanon (22 hours ago) [-]
Humans think the Emperor is a God because that's easier for them to stay by His side, they don't share His genes so they are naturally weak. And since His Divine Intervention has saved the Imperium so many times, it's easier to understand for them that our Father is the only God.
Even if all you say was true, that He is a "barely functioning corpse", you can only do this much. You can't take Cadia, no matter how hard you try. And you can't conquer anything important beyond the Eye of Terror. If I were you, I'd be very ashamed of myself and my "incredibly powerful" gods can't beat a "barely functioning corpse".
#61 - captainprincess (13 hours ago) [-]
If you were me you'd be enjoying yourself for one thing, reveling in all the delights and splendors chaos can offer. It's the self-importance that's funniest really. The Imperium might be out greatest and most hated enemy, but we got other shit to be doing son don't mistake your silly selves as the only thing our gods ever think about.
#62 - arandomanon (9 hours ago) [-]
If I were you I'd kill myself. You're right in something though, your stupid "gods" are too busy trying to gain importance among themselves and that's why you're never, ever going to get shit done. The size of the Imperium is too big for any of you to handle. Not only you can't conquer Cadia, but you can't take over Mordia either, where mere Imperial Guards kick your butts every time you try to attack the planet.
Remaining pure means remaining strong. Even if demons make you stronger phisically or give you diverse powers, at the end you don't have unity and except for a couple of good generals, your tactics and strategies are stupid.
All the weaklings will be purged.
User avatar #59 - atomschlumpf (12/19/2014) [-]
Not really, no. His body is barely alive anymore but his soul is still very much alive and strong. Otherwise the Astronomican wouldn't be powered anymore and he still speaks to some of his servants and gives visions to others.

Actually he is most likely on the verge of transcending to divinity. The problem for that is however that his body is still alive and acting like an anchor, holding him down. Or he is about to be reborn, those are the most likely events to happen once he actually truly dies. However, once he dies, the Astronomican will go out and the Imperium most likely collapse.


However however however since GW will most likely never actually progress the story for 40k it doesn't really matter.
#51 - Yeah, because we are peaceful butterflies.  [+] (11 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Dear Emporer 0
User avatar #52 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
haha
Butterflies

Butterflies are enjoyable
#53 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm sure you do enjoy them
#54 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
The ruinous powers let us enjoy something atleast
But then, what joy can you gleam out of a corpse and his legion of disturbed necrophiliacs?
#55 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
>Necrophiliac. Implying there's something you wouldn't fuck, you degenerated sluts. Also if you don't find joy in just fulfilling your duty you're just a weakling.
#56 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh you got me there. The beauty and joy of life often resides in what's fuckable.
But our duty is to ourselves and the patrons who bestow us the power to do so!

Your puny corpse and his pathetic cult of fearful virgins have no place in a future of freedom and pleasure! They would only taint the lives of everyone with fears and stale delusions of duty and order.

A WASTE
#57 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
Who needs to fuck anything when you have litanies of hate. While you waste your time gathering slaves to fuck, we get shit done. We kill xenos, we burn heretics and we destroy pathetic chaos cults in His name. He's nothing but a man, the greatest man, but just a man. And just with His blessings and letanies we can kick your demons' asses back to the Inmaterium. You're lucky He's currently not in His best condition or your Eye of Terror would see the greatest Exterminatus ever seen.
User avatar #58 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
"Currently not in his best condition"
Understatement much

He's a dead man is what he is. Your 'god', and let's not pretend he isn't revered as divinity, has not survived. Kept barely afloat by the petty woes of his squabbling little subjects, too afraid to let their big daddy pass away, feeding him thousands of souls a day just to keep him as a barely functioning corpse.

That's one hell of a divine idol
#60 - arandomanon (22 hours ago) [-]
Humans think the Emperor is a God because that's easier for them to stay by His side, they don't share His genes so they are naturally weak. And since His Divine Intervention has saved the Imperium so many times, it's easier to understand for them that our Father is the only God.
Even if all you say was true, that He is a "barely functioning corpse", you can only do this much. You can't take Cadia, no matter how hard you try. And you can't conquer anything important beyond the Eye of Terror. If I were you, I'd be very ashamed of myself and my "incredibly powerful" gods can't beat a "barely functioning corpse".
#61 - captainprincess (13 hours ago) [-]
If you were me you'd be enjoying yourself for one thing, reveling in all the delights and splendors chaos can offer. It's the self-importance that's funniest really. The Imperium might be out greatest and most hated enemy, but we got other shit to be doing son don't mistake your silly selves as the only thing our gods ever think about.
#62 - arandomanon (9 hours ago) [-]
If I were you I'd kill myself. You're right in something though, your stupid "gods" are too busy trying to gain importance among themselves and that's why you're never, ever going to get shit done. The size of the Imperium is too big for any of you to handle. Not only you can't conquer Cadia, but you can't take over Mordia either, where mere Imperial Guards kick your butts every time you try to attack the planet.
Remaining pure means remaining strong. Even if demons make you stronger phisically or give you diverse powers, at the end you don't have unity and except for a couple of good generals, your tactics and strategies are stupid.
All the weaklings will be purged.
User avatar #59 - atomschlumpf (12/19/2014) [-]
Not really, no. His body is barely alive anymore but his soul is still very much alive and strong. Otherwise the Astronomican wouldn't be powered anymore and he still speaks to some of his servants and gives visions to others.

Actually he is most likely on the verge of transcending to divinity. The problem for that is however that his body is still alive and acting like an anchor, holding him down. Or he is about to be reborn, those are the most likely events to happen once he actually truly dies. However, once he dies, the Astronomican will go out and the Imperium most likely collapse.


However however however since GW will most likely never actually progress the story for 40k it doesn't really matter.
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User avatar #491 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #755 - theghostrider (12/13/2014) [-]
why are you such a faggot?
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User avatar #751 - ecomp (10/25/2014) [-]
thank you for your contribution
#752 to #751 - arandomanon ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
I'm not really sure what was that about but always glad to help.
User avatar #749 - skwigelf (10/18/2014) [-]
hola viejo amigo
User avatar #750 to #749 - arandomanon ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Buen día
User avatar #744 - weenieandthebutt (07/24/2014) [-]
Dude, I ****** a fit, 30 year old Spanish chick last night (who happens to share my interest in games and anime/manga) and sex is pretty ******* weird.
User avatar #745 to #744 - arandomanon ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh congrats buddy! Weird? What did exactly happen?
User avatar #746 to #745 - weenieandthebutt (07/25/2014) [-]
my cock kept getting limp and even when I was ******* her, it fell out of her pussy at times. Did you have the same problem too as well?
User avatar #748 to #746 - anaraledien (07/28/2014) [-]
FINALLY SOMEONE POPPED YOUR CHERRY, GOD DAMN IT. Too much mastuburation or she wasn't that attractive or you had spaghetti in your pockets.
User avatar #747 to #746 - arandomanon ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Well my cock fell out of her pussy at times yes, specially when we got carried away and started to go fast; that's pretty much normal I think. It was annoying but since we both enjoyed when my cock entered in her pussy, wasn't much of a problem. About your cock getting limp, well how long did you **** ? If you came several times yeah it's rather normal. Or even if you didn't, just going for a lot of time can cause it.
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Are you done yet?
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Is that all?
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#740 to #739 - arandomanon ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I guess your life is not boring enough to keep it up, huh?
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If you just roll once it's not funny
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