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Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
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#12 - Good on Cleveland. He didn't know if it would work, so he gav…  [+] (6 replies) 10/22/2016 on giggity +111
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#35 - roflstorm (10/22/2016) [-]
I WILL NEVER GIVE UP CLAM MAN
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#22 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/22/2016) [-]
Your comment was oddly inspiring, even without the video.

Also, I thought Quagmire fucked Cleveland's wife and ruined his life? Why are they associating with each other?
#47 - venomousvalentine (10/22/2016) [-]
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#39 - emperorwatergate (10/22/2016) [-]
Quagmire regrets his actions.

Loretta was a shit anyway.
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#33 - checkmark (10/22/2016) [-]
Because every Family Guy character is either horrible, stupid, or both.
#18 - anon (10/22/2016) [-]
dat webm
#12 - yours as well sergeant major  [+] (6 replies) 08/28/2016 on Embarrassing Sex Stories +7
#13 - sgtmajjohnson (08/28/2016) [-]
Well, I could think of no better fictional character to emulate.
“Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!”
Sgt. Maj. Avery Johnson, on tanks.
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#100 - dajewishmankey (08/28/2016) [-]
Unrelated but, is that image some sort cgi? I'm curious.
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#134 - Ruspanic (08/28/2016) [-]
Yes, that's Sergeant Major Johnson from the Halo series.
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#135 - dajewishmankey (08/28/2016) [-]
I'm aware of that, I was just confused with how life like H2A made the cutscenes look.
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#136 - Ruspanic (08/28/2016) [-]
yeah it's just crazy good CGI
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#140 - dajewishmankey (08/28/2016) [-]
Wish more games did it.
A man can dream
#1 - Hell yeah  [+] (53 replies) 08/28/2016 on Embarrassing Sex Stories +506
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#275 - veryfahnyjokes (08/29/2016) [-]
This is so hot
#260 - anon (08/29/2016) [-]
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#178 - manter (08/28/2016) [-]
#181 - ffinfinity (08/28/2016) [-]
Beat me to it
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#284 - cyberdemon (08/30/2016) [-]
#291 - ffinfinity (08/31/2016) [-]
perfect
#182 - manter (08/28/2016) [-]
I actually noticed after I posted this, that two other people beat me too it.

Just like how I beat it to the Star Spangled Banner.
#126 - churpularis (08/28/2016) [-]
Once? Implying this is not standard procedure?
#247 - wootsauce (08/29/2016) [-]
Well he only had sex once... 100% patriotic
#124 - anon (08/28/2016) [-]
I've done some similar shit cuz girls are always like "I can finish my sentance with you -*thrust and instance silence while eyes go into back of head*- inside me" and im always like bullshit and so "Say the declaration of independance then. I allow 5 words before I thrust hard and deep inside her once again eye in back of head ;P
#266 - anon (08/29/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** 40 downvoters would rather you saved the Queen, mate.
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#272 - velzizar (08/29/2016) [-]
Decent roll, man
#210 - garyhasmorebadges (08/29/2016) [-]
Because girls instantly ahegao when you thrust once
#220 - commoncrunch (08/29/2016) [-]
Speaking of Jojo, you coulda posted this guy in response to >>#1 .
#292 - anon (09/02/2016) [-]
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#206 - hikakiller (08/29/2016) [-]
How's middleschool, bud?
Don't smoke those weed, dude.
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#271 - velzizar (08/29/2016) [-]
Kids these days, back in my day we injected all of the weeds. that's why I got autism and now I'm in Funnyjunk all day lesson learned kids: don't do school, stay in drugs, drink your sleep sleep and get 8 hours of milk
#171 - anon (08/28/2016) [-]
u sit trippn home noi
#153 - mattoland (08/28/2016) [-]
I mean I can't normally say the pledge of allegiance without orgasming
#149 - anon (08/28/2016) [-]
Those who brag about sex on the internet, are in a fantasy.
#130 - anon (08/28/2016) [-]
i'm sure you did
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#165 - darddec (08/28/2016) [-]
Manibreast Destiny
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#72 - wisdombranch (08/28/2016) [-]
MAKING SEX
GREAT AGAIN
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#18 - newdevyx (08/28/2016) [-]
Pledge of allegiance sounds like something that they'd do in a communist country.
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#24 - geofalke (08/28/2016) [-]
except in a communist country you'd be pledging allegiance to the party running the country, not the country itself.
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#88 - videogamehippey (08/28/2016) [-]
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands one nation, under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.
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#169 - thegamepixel (08/28/2016) [-]
funny enough, "under god" was added in the 50s as a response to Communism
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#99 - geofalke (08/28/2016) [-]
Republic as in the form of governance that is used in the US.

"a state in which supreme power is held by the people and their elected representatives, and which has an elected or nominated president rather than a monarch."

and before you point out in bold letters that there is also a Republican Party, the nation was founded as a Republic long before there was ever a Republican Party, whereas in a nation like Russia, the Communist party overrode the then current political system of the Tsar Autocracy of the old Russian Empire and instated Socialism masquerading as Communism as it has in just about every other "Communist" nation.

so, in a "communist" you pledge to the government which is the country and the party because it must be in order to survive as a socialist society, whereas in say the US's pledge you are swearing not to uphold a party or even the government itself, but rather the nation as a whole and as a style of governance through fairly elected representatives in the form of the congress, senate, and president.
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#104 - videogamehippey (08/28/2016) [-]
I'd say there would be an exception to America's foundation, since they originated as a colony, and the population isn't indigenous to the area. Nations rise and fall, and sometimes they reemerge, Russia is no exception, first it was the Kievan Rus, then the Mongol Yoke, the Tsardom of Russia, the Russian Empire, the Russian Provisional Government, the Russian RSFSR, the Soviet Union, and now the Russian Federation. Systems of Government switch frequently for every country, even the United States could suddenly switch governments due to an unforeseen event. Both the Pledge of Allegiance and the Oath of Allegiance of the Workers and Peasants Red army praise the government and the country.
#78 - anon (08/28/2016) [-]
Not really, its more like both party and country seeing as the party makes up basically the whole gov.
#87 - geofalke (08/28/2016) [-]
so basically what I said. there is no separation between the government/controlling party and the country as an entity, it's the government/controlling party that is the country to which you pledge, not the country as an identity or an entity of itself.

personally I think that Twain said it the best as far as the relationship between patriotism, government, and countries as ideas and entities.
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#43 - angelusprimus (08/28/2016) [-]
In communist yugoslavia kids pledged to the country and to uphold the revolution.
It was quite similar to USA one.
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#29 - freshestprince (08/28/2016) [-]
Yes like the motherland party of Russia from way back when?
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#33 - geofalke (08/28/2016) [-]
I'm not sure if you're trying to say that the US having a pledge is the same as a communistic country having a pledge, or if you're just tacking onto my point, but I'll go ahead and build type this wall just to be safe side.

The USSR didn't have a "pledge" for the lay citizen, but the next closest things would be the Oath of Allegiance of the Workers and Peasants Red Army I, a citizen of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, joining the ranks of the Workers' and Peasants' Red Army, do hereby take the oath of allegiance and do solemnly vow to be an honest, brave, disciplined and vigilant fighter, to guard strictly all military and State secrets, to obey implicitly all Army regulations and orders of my commanders, commissars and superiors.

I vow to study the duties of a soldier conscientiously, to safeguard Army and National property in every way possible and to be true to my People, my Soviet Motherland, and the Workers' and Peasants' Government to my last breath.

I am always prepared at the order of the Workers' and Peasants' Government to come to the defence of my Motherland - the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics - and, as a fighter of the Workers' and Peasants' Red Army, I vow to defend her courageously, skilfully, creditably and honourably, without sparing my blood and my very life to achieve complete victory over the enemy.

And if through evil intent I break this solemn oath, then let the stern punishment of the Soviet law, and the universal hatred and contempt of the working people, fall upon me.
; which was taken by any citizen of the USSR who served in the Red Army, and the State Anthem of the Soviet Union Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics
Great Russia has welded forever to stand!
Created in struggle by will of the Peoples,
United and Mighty our Soviet Land!
CHORUS
Sing to our Motherland, Free and Undying,
Bulwark of Peoples in Brotherhood Strong!
Flag of the Soviets, Flag of the people,
From Victory to Victory lead us on!
Through tempests the shadows of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead,
Be true to the people, thus Stalin has reared us,
Inspired us to labor and Valorus Deed.
CHORUS
Sing to our Motherland, Free and Undying,
Bulwark of Peoples in Happiness Strong!
Flag of the Soviets, Flag of the people,
From Victory to Victory lead us on!
Our army grew up in the heat of grim battle,
Barbarian invaders we'll swiftly strike down.
In combat the fate of the future we'll settle,
Our country we'll lead to eternal renown!
CHORUS
Sing to our Motherland, Free and Undying,
Bulwark of Peoples in Bravery Strong!
Flag of the Soviets, Flag of the people,
From Victory to Victory lead us on!
; which directly praises Lenin (who was a Marxist and was the one primarily responsible for setting Russia on the path to being a communistic nation) and Stalin (who turned Russia into totalitarian communistic country and was personally responsible for the death of upwards of 60 million people)

So I think even to compare the concept of the current American Pledge of Allegiance to either of those is a little disingenuous.

What, are we going to say no one needs flags because Hitler used a flag? No one should wear clothes because Nazis wore clothes?
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#201 - Haentar (08/28/2016) [-]
my favorite part is when they shout CHORUS
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#36 - freshestprince (08/28/2016) [-]
Even I don't what I was talking about.
#37 - geofalke (08/28/2016) [-]
ok. at least you're up front about it.
#8 - sgtmajjohnson (08/28/2016) [-]
Sweet name.
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#12 - aproudpatriot (08/28/2016) [-]
yours as well sergeant major
#13 - sgtmajjohnson (08/28/2016) [-]
Well, I could think of no better fictional character to emulate.
“Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!”
Sgt. Maj. Avery Johnson, on tanks.
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#100 - dajewishmankey (08/28/2016) [-]
Unrelated but, is that image some sort cgi? I'm curious.
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#134 - Ruspanic (08/28/2016) [-]
Yes, that's Sergeant Major Johnson from the Halo series.
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#135 - dajewishmankey (08/28/2016) [-]
I'm aware of that, I was just confused with how life like H2A made the cutscenes look.
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#136 - Ruspanic (08/28/2016) [-]
yeah it's just crazy good CGI
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#140 - dajewishmankey (08/28/2016) [-]
Wish more games did it.
A man can dream
#5 - omghekilledkenny (08/28/2016) [-]
Liberty Prime Approves
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#98 - dajewishmankey (08/28/2016) [-]
Liberty Prime needs more red, white, and blue in his design imo
#216015 - So, I've very recently re-acquired my computer after completin…  [+] (2 replies) 08/11/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#216016 - ferrettamer (08/11/2016) [-]
yes
#216017 - aproudpatriot (08/11/2016) [-]
Damn. Thanks