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#77 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
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#9 - Yes, I would still say that. Just like I would still want peo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2015 on A Message for Anti-Vaccinators 0
#99 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
Its mandatory where I live. NY. I have a few friends who have had the same thing happen. So unless everyone I know has hepB, its doubtful.

And unless people are having sex with or doing heroin with a baby I think the chances of contracting hepB is pretty low for a baby.
My point was that it is a newborn baby, just birthed, it doesnt have a fully developed brain or even bones yet. Not to mention it is extremely small. Why not wait? At least do it when the kid has more mass, damn.
#4 - It's only a matter of time before an anti-vaxer says something…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/18/2015 on A Message for Anti-Vaccinators 0
User avatar #87 - lordogames (07/18/2015) [-]
The downsides are likely to be ONLY allergic reactions to something within the vaccination. So not something that has the chance to happen to anyone, but only to those that can't have a vaccine because they'll have an allergic reaction. Which they'd likely find an alternative for anyways.
User avatar #29 - potrsr (07/18/2015) [-]
Only downside is that it can hurt a bit and your hand is sore for rest of the day. God forbid that.
#7 - anon (07/18/2015) [-]
You wouldnt be saying that if your kid was one of the low number of fatal vaccination cases would you? Or would you willingly sacrifice your child for "the greater good" of others children?

I may be wrong about this but if polio was eradicated then how would my child get it? If we have to continue vaccinating for every disease we eradicate then wont the number of vaccinations required exponentially rise? When I got mine in the 90s we got something like 20 vaccines, now its upwards of 75 or more. The hospital wouldnt let my sister leave the hospital with my baby niece until they gave her a Hep B shot. I looked it up and Hep B is a sexually transmitted disease. Now why the fuck would you give a std vaccine to a baby? and make it mandatory? I would think that giving it to them later in life when they are more developed would be safer.
#68 - greyhoundfd (07/18/2015) [-]
"Fatal Vaccination Cases" occur if there is an unknown allergy to a substance within the vaccine, not because vaccines themselves are dangerous. You're asking people if they would sacrifice their kid for something that has 0.000001% chance of happening? Plenty of people let their kids drive, but you're way more likely to die in a car accident than from a vaccine.

Polio isn't eradicated, that's the fucking point. It still happens in other countries, but it doesn't happen here because we vaccinate people for fucking polio! You don't get vaccinated for eradicated diseases, you get vaccinated for extant ones. Every single disease vaccine a doctor shoots into you is designed to combat something you would have a very real chance of getting otherwise.

Also, sexually transmitted diseases don't magically only work when "penor goes into vajajay". They're diseases which transmit through bodily fluids, such as those transferred during sex. You can get Hep B from a needle that's already been used, even from having an infected person's blood come into contact with mucous tissue. That's all it takes.

Do you know why they force babies to get certain vaccines when they're newborns? Because those are the diseases that could kill them when they get out of the hospital, and stand a chance of doing so.

God, you're fucking retarded.
#97 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
I love how everyone here acts so knowledgable about this subject when they dont know shit about it. Anons concerns are valid and he wasnt being impolite at all. If you cared at all to know enough about the issue you would answer truthfully and respectfully, as to change his/her mind. Youre not helping.

Your assertion that vaccines that end up being fatal are from allergies is totally false. Many lives have been lost from vaccination, and the leading cause is tainted or (as in the case with Bill Gates co. intentionally handed out vccnes even though they were known to be contaminated with the AIDS virus) contaminated vaccines.

Your statistic is bogus.

Polio was not eradicated. It was renamed and "eradicated " that way, paraded as a wonder of modern science vaccines finally had credibility

It would be far safer to test the family taking care of the baby, then to just vaccinate the baby for something as rare and hard to transmit as HepB. Obviously a baby, fresh out of the womb, is still forming and even doctors dont really know the what effects will be in the long run, for many of the new vaccines.

The companies that produce vaccines and prescription drugs have been given leeway to test on the public through fast tracking. But my whole problem with it is making it mandatory, THAT is insane. It is not the place of government or even doctors to force everyone to take anything. If you vaccinate your kids then if your theory is correct, they will be fine. But dont go around telling people what to do. The human race survived for thousands of years without vaccines, I think well be fine if the few who opt out are not forced to comply.

User avatar #102 - greyhoundfd (07/19/2015) [-]
Lol, samefag alert.
User avatar #64 - testaburger (07/18/2015) [-]
"I may be wrong about this"
Yup.
#93 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
nice argument faggot
User avatar #12 - martycamp (07/18/2015) [-]
We don't get vaccinated for eradicated diseases. That's why nobody gets a smallpox vaccine - it's been eradicated globally. It now only exists in a very few labs.
#10 - muffinssnuffims (07/18/2015) [-]
Because if the baby ever has to have an IV, or especially have donated blood be used like if she has surgery or the like, then it will give her protection from getting it that way.
#100 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
Hospitals test the blood moron, they aren't going to give a baby HepB blood
User avatar #9 - aproudpatriot (07/18/2015) [-]
Yes, I would still say that. Just like I would still want people to wear seatbelts even if a loved one was trapped in a burning car because their seatbelt wouldn't release. And polio hasn't been eradicated, so maybe that's how your kid can get it. And I know what you might be thinking, "people only get polio in shit 3rd world countries, why should I be worried about it here?" Well, remember ebola? Remember how that was only an African thing, but then there was huge panic because it ended up in America? Turns out, those diseases can still effect us.
And as for your Hep B shot, if you would kindly look at this page www.cdc.gov/hepatitis/hbv/ you would see that Hep B CAN be a sexually transmitted disease, "This can happen through sexual contact; sharing needles, syringes, or other drug-injection equipment; or from MOTHER TO BABY AT BIRTH" If I were you, I'd consider having a little talk with that sister, because she might be hiding a little something from you
#99 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
Its mandatory where I live. NY. I have a few friends who have had the same thing happen. So unless everyone I know has hepB, its doubtful.

And unless people are having sex with or doing heroin with a baby I think the chances of contracting hepB is pretty low for a baby.
My point was that it is a newborn baby, just birthed, it doesnt have a fully developed brain or even bones yet. Not to mention it is extremely small. Why not wait? At least do it when the kid has more mass, damn.
User avatar #8 - vbss (07/18/2015) [-]
selfish cunt OHH I DONT CARE ABOUT THE MY KID DYEING, JUST NO AUTSIM, IM OKAY WITH A DIEAD KID, BUT MINEON BRAIN PROBLEMS NONONONNON
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#48 - profssortwntyight (01/20/2015) [-]
Happy bday
User avatar #49 to #48 - aproudpatriot (01/21/2015) [-]
Thanks bud
User avatar #47 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #20 - saiyajinwarrior (06/03/2013) [-]
Thanks for having my back, bro.
User avatar #21 to #20 - aproudpatriot (06/03/2013) [-]
no prob, I tried to find the version that you put up, but I couldn't since you got a lot. If you send me the link, if its still up, I'll be glad to thumb it up for you
User avatar #22 to #21 - saiyajinwarrior (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I deleted it a long time ago, so it's long gone by now.
User avatar #23 to #22 - aproudpatriot (06/03/2013) [-]
that bites. I still love your content though, keep it coming
User avatar #2 - someponynew (11/10/2012) [-]
You win.
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