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aproudpatriot

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Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:9/03/2015
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#9 - Meatloaf is also a common American meal 09/01/2015 on House Odds. +2
#8 - Picture 09/01/2015 on kill it with fire +2
#12 - You've gone too far this time China 08/30/2015 on Those Sneaky Bastards +1
#119 - Yes, it would have seemed like propaganda. It was distributed… 08/30/2015 on GENIUS 0
#92 - If that's true, then you should probably look into that. If y… 08/30/2015 on Street rage weaponry 0
#90 - No, that's what you like to think you would do. You'd really …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Street rage weaponry +2
User avatar #91 - yakasuki (08/30/2015) [-]
ya then id hit the gas, its something i would indeed subconsciously do... it may not seem like it but that's a reflex in my part, fear in a car makes me hit the gas
User avatar #98 - lathyrusvii (08/30/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #92 - aproudpatriot (08/30/2015) [-]
If that's true, then you should probably look into that. If you instinctively accelerate when your afraid in a car, then that's just an accident waiting to happen
#86 - All these comments saying "run him over! I would have run…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Street rage weaponry +19
#119 - scarygingerkid (08/30/2015) [-]
i think that all comes down to reaction time and decision making. some people can react in no time while others freeze. ive never been in this situation before, however i have been in my share of situations where it was do or get fucked in some shape or form. that leads me to believe i could at least gain control of myself enough to drive around him and the car. if he isnt out of the way while im doing that hed get hit and i wouldnt feel bad, because hes the one coming at me with a hatchet over something as stupid as a traffic argument.
User avatar #108 - thenippyone (08/30/2015) [-]
I wouldn't because I'd get into trouble also prob, even with the camera footage. Unless he'd like climb on my car with that hatchet then yeah fuck him
User avatar #88 - yakasuki (08/30/2015) [-]
if someone was shooting at my car, the first thing i would have done is slam the gas in desperation of my life that and i might have hid under the steering wheel
User avatar #90 - aproudpatriot (08/30/2015) [-]
No, that's what you like to think you would do. You'd really probably just be frozen in fear thinking is that a gun? It is a gun! Holy shit he has a gun! What the fuck do I do? It's a lot easier to think you'd do that when you watch the video, but when that stuff really happens, it's unlikely you'd do that. There are some people who would be able to act that quickly, and you might be one of them, but most people would just sit there in fear/shock
User avatar #91 - yakasuki (08/30/2015) [-]
ya then id hit the gas, its something i would indeed subconsciously do... it may not seem like it but that's a reflex in my part, fear in a car makes me hit the gas
User avatar #98 - lathyrusvii (08/30/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #92 - aproudpatriot (08/30/2015) [-]
If that's true, then you should probably look into that. If you instinctively accelerate when your afraid in a car, then that's just an accident waiting to happen
#77 - Stepping on the beach, doop doo doo! Stepping on the beach, w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2015 on 4chan on games +66
#142 - seras (08/30/2015) [-]
#45 - Wait a minute Patrick, I'm the maniac!  [+] (10 new replies) 08/30/2015 on 4chan on games +83
User avatar #74 - mcatheistnuggets (08/30/2015) [-]
I fucking love this game.
#68 - jimmytwoshoes (08/30/2015) [-]
never forget
User avatar #153 - liquidvoodoo (08/30/2015) [-]
What the fuck is happening in this screenshot?
#156 - mcbergstedt (08/30/2015) [-]
Long story short, in the game you have a choice, you can do a long and incredibly hard fight with a bunch of military guys, or you can go the easy way and use a napalm mortar thing and easily kill all of them. The only option is to use the napalm mortar because you will die if you try to take them all on i think unlimited of them spawn if you do that ooption . When you burn all of the military guys, you go down to see the aftermath. It turns out that they were trying to evacuate a couple hundred civilians and you napalmed them too
User avatar #162 - liquidvoodoo (08/30/2015) [-]
Goddamn...
User avatar #159 - jimmytwoshoes (08/30/2015) [-]
not napalm we shot at them, white phosphorus
User avatar #160 - mcbergstedt (08/30/2015) [-]
Shit, I knew it was something that burned. It's been a year or so since I beat it

Thanks for the correction
User avatar #161 - jimmytwoshoes (08/30/2015) [-]
np fam
User avatar #155 - adamjensen (08/30/2015) [-]
white phosphorus

you shoot it at a load of innocent people accidentally
User avatar #76 - mrsuicidalpyro (08/30/2015) [-]
Do you feel like a hero yet?
#47 - Pearl harbor: surprise attack during peacetime Hiroshima a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on GENIUS +39
User avatar #110 - emiyashirou (08/30/2015) [-]
That "they warned the citizens" argument people always use is such a load of shit. The leaflets gave a list of over 10 cities which would potentially be bombed, and bombings were already common long before those leaflets were dropped. Without the foreknowledge of the power of nuclear weaponry, the leaflets would appear to be a propaganda weapon rather than an actual warning.
User avatar #119 - aproudpatriot (08/30/2015) [-]
Yes, it would have seemed like propaganda. It was distributed by American forces, of course it would look like propaganda. But that doesn't change the fact that we tried to warn them. It wasn't like we had any effect over how the people would receive the warning, all we could do was warn them.

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#48 - profssortwntyight (01/20/2015) [-]
Happy bday
User avatar #49 to #48 - aproudpatriot (01/21/2015) [-]
Thanks bud
User avatar #47 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey i have a question, i play items quite alot and was wondering if you have no use for them, can i have your points? it would help me out Very much!
User avatar #20 - saiyajinwarrior (06/03/2013) [-]
Thanks for having my back, bro.
User avatar #21 to #20 - aproudpatriot (06/03/2013) [-]
no prob, I tried to find the version that you put up, but I couldn't since you got a lot. If you send me the link, if its still up, I'll be glad to thumb it up for you
User avatar #22 to #21 - saiyajinwarrior (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I deleted it a long time ago, so it's long gone by now.
User avatar #23 to #22 - aproudpatriot (06/03/2013) [-]
that bites. I still love your content though, keep it coming
User avatar #2 - someponynew (11/10/2012) [-]
You win.
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