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#9 - hes probably just tall and overestimates what he eats  [+] (15 new replies) 06/22/2016 on what's wrong +7
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#12 - wdparsell (06/22/2016) [-]
I've seen the man eat whole pizzas at a time. He's around 6 foot tall, and probably weights around 190 pounds. Shit's crazy.
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#16 - iqequalzero (06/22/2016) [-]
Whats so impressive about eating a pizza?
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#17 - wdparsell (06/22/2016) [-]
Most people can't eat a days worth of calories every meal and maintain that weight
#15 - corps (06/22/2016) [-]
I'm 6'3, 180 lbs, and 9% body fat last time I checked. My appetite changes now and then. Sometimes I'll eat a sandwich and literally nothing else for the entire day (besides water, of course) and other days I'll eat much more. But no matter how much I eat, it's almost always toward the end of the day. So I could be with people at a restaurant and I haven't ate anything all day yet, and it's one of those days where I'm eating a lot. People will question how I stay skinny because they're assuming I eat tons and tons of food all the time, but I don't. I also get my share of exercise, of course. But diet plays a big role in every person's life. My explaining probably came out as a giant clusterfuck, but hopefully you get what I'm saying.
#65 - masanori (06/23/2016) [-]
Lol 180 at 6'3"? Fucking skeleton, I bet I could totally take you.
#66 - corps (06/23/2016) [-]
180 isn't skeleton at 6'3... Dafaq are you on about?

Though I'm pretty sure you're just messing around.
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#67 - masanori (06/23/2016) [-]
It kinda is. I'm 190 at 6'1" and I'm still thin.
#68 - corps (06/23/2016) [-]
If you called me a skeleton a while back, you would have been right. I was 150 a couple of years ago, but now I'm 180 easy and it's all muscle. But honestly, I feel like people always confuse skinny with fit these days. We can probably blame those body movement tards for that, though.
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#69 - masanori (06/23/2016) [-]
I don't know your body type, 180 just strikes me as a low number for that height. I get called "skinny" all the time, even when I was edging 200 while bulking. I'm sure it could work if distributed properly though.

I once saw a guy in a university library whose chin was over the top of my head in my work boots (putting him at at least 7 feet tall) but his biceps were thinner than my wrists and his torso was like a child's. A literal wisp of a man. Thank you hungry skeleton ×10.
#70 - corps (06/23/2016) [-]
My friend is about 6'1 and no more than 130 pounds. He had blood clots which created complications for him exercising, and because he couldn't exercise he's been watching his diet very closely so he doesn't gain weight. He's visibly skinny but I wouldn't even call him a skeleton, to be completely honest. He's healthy.

The amount of body fat you have definitely makes a big difference. I know guys that are 5'10 or under and weigh the same or more as I do.

But whatever, I feel like I'm starting to mumble.
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#71 - masanori (06/23/2016) [-]
Just to be clear and avoid developing a false perception here, 6'3" wouldn't happen to be your measured-in-shoes-and-round-up-that-quarter-inch-height, would it? Like you go to the doctor and they write down 6'3" after measuring you barefoot/in socks? I ain't tryna be a dick, just want to be sure. Many guys lie about their height by an inch or two or at least round up to the nearest inch, especially these days with the pressure to be "tall enough."
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#72 - corps (06/23/2016) [-]
You're joking...

Right?

I think you're severely underestimating how much 180 pounds is. And beyond that, the two inches I have on you and the 10 pounds you have on me is way more insignificant than what you seem to think.
#21 - corps (06/22/2016) [-]
Sideismss is there a reason you're always thumbing down my comments, or was it just this comment in particular? Overweight and insecure, or just don't like to exercise? I'm thoroughly curious. But either way, I hope you know only a total cunt will go through and randomly thumb everyone's comments down.
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#14 - alarubra (06/22/2016) [-]
I'm 6'2" 145. I eat a fuckton sometimes, nothing sometimes. For example, two days ago, I had 5 packets of oatmeal for breakfast, some snacks throughout the day, a sandwich for lunch and an entire pizza for dinner. Yesterday, I had some toast with cream cheese for breakfast as the only food I ate all day, and today all I ate was a bowl of macaroni.
#11 - anon (06/22/2016) [-]
i actually have a friend with a genetic disorder that doesnt allow his body to gain weight. not sure what its called or how it works since its a touchy subject with him but i know in the decade i have known him his weight has never changed and he looks very very very malnourished.
#16 - learn to rotate pictures noseburg  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2016 on Lovely +3
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#36 - nickelakon (06/22/2016) [-]
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#6 - my poetry is made with love bbycakes. it also represents …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Best one I've seen yet +17
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#34 - dgurevich (06/21/2016) [-]
I think the crazy cat lady got a wrong pet...
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#12 - phawsy (06/21/2016) [-]
No idea why I found that hilarious
#4 - there once was a guy named rockerga-mer who came to me wi…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Best one I've seen yet +5
#5 - rockergamer (06/21/2016) [-]
a poem? for me?

and it involves a noose?

i'm touched
#6 - applescryatnight (06/21/2016) [-]
my poetry is made with love bbycakes.
it also represents my inner demons.
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#34 - dgurevich (06/21/2016) [-]
I think the crazy cat lady got a wrong pet...
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#12 - phawsy (06/21/2016) [-]
No idea why I found that hilarious
#3 - Comment deleted 06/21/2016 on Best one I've seen yet 0
#1 - what a cute duckling  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Best one I've seen yet +27
#7 - kameken (06/21/2016) [-]
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#9 - oldflattop (06/21/2016) [-]
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#2 - rockergamer (06/21/2016) [-]
what are you talking about

that's clearly a goose
#4 - applescryatnight (06/21/2016) [-]
there once was a guy named rockerga-mer
who came to me with a slight misno-mer
he said a ducks a goose
someone bring him a noose
cause he couldnt be any la-mer

posted comment wrong. tis i the fool now
#5 - rockergamer (06/21/2016) [-]
a poem? for me?

and it involves a noose?

i'm touched
#6 - applescryatnight (06/21/2016) [-]
my poetry is made with love bbycakes.
it also represents my inner demons.
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#34 - dgurevich (06/21/2016) [-]
I think the crazy cat lady got a wrong pet...
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#12 - phawsy (06/21/2016) [-]
No idea why I found that hilarious
#9 - i think it just becomes a habit, like i dont see a persons nam… 06/21/2016 on ogre logic 0
#3 - i imagine this was once a giant blue tennis ball, but those co…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2016 on brushy brushy +75
#14 - biasmonkey (06/21/2016) [-]
Nah, this is what a new one looks like.
It's still used like hell though.
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#10 - qnamanmanga (06/21/2016) [-]
That's designed for that.
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#4 - arziben (06/21/2016) [-]
Really ? neat !
#24 - likeable and warmth i just want to be snug and smug with s… 06/21/2016 on Day 47 convenience +3
#7 - when i first started dota, i thought it was an mmorpg, so you …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2016 on ogre logic +3
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#8 - mrpotatofudge (06/21/2016) [-]
oh yeh i never understood players calling other players by the character they are playing as not their actual username


i like being friends i dont wanna be remembered by my shit playing on a specific character
#9 - applescryatnight (06/21/2016) [-]
i think it just becomes a habit, like i dont see a persons name sometimes, but i clearly see what character they are playing.
i try to remember names of people i like though. i guess i myself like being acknowledged.