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#3 - Is that a water cooled router....  [+] (7 new replies) 07/20/2014 on HDMI to Garden Hose +45
#4 - yusay (07/20/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #63 - createdjustnow (07/21/2014) [-]
would that actually work or would it be a bad idea?
#79 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [-]
It would destroy your computer.
User avatar #75 - dudeyouisnasty (07/21/2014) [-]
I've done almost exactly this with mineral oil. It was a 13 yo Compaq. As long as you keep the PSU out of the oil you are golden. Also, take off the fans they will just die. Depending on the GPU you may want to keep it out of the oil so that the original fan can cool it unless you have some way to move and cool the oil.
#10 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
lol, I've seen mineral oil cooled machines but cooking oil is... an interesting choice
User avatar #12 - beerbeerbeer (07/20/2014) [-]
I... well, yeah. Computer chips.
User avatar #5 - gammajk (07/20/2014) [-]
I....
#17 - Ya dont get to full of yourself web development is easy. All …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on this needs no title 0
#19 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
a) it's a joke well, it's true, but sounding like a dick was on purpose and not to be taken seriously.
b) the individual elements of web development are perhaps easy (HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, Java), but writing search engines, hacking video-conversion software, porting GIS conversion tools between languages, designing cross-platform cross-browser backwards-compatible responsive and performant sites/pieces of web software gives one insight on how to approach internet-related problems with confidence.

I happen to know, for instance, that while google takes into account the title and description given in the meta tags, the actual content plays a large role in search ranking. There is very little content on most pron sites, so the comments often help the ranking out. So I'm sure the top 100 search results all matched "fake taxi" in the title, and "pink hair" or even just "pink" would match people in the comments )"I'd love to cum in her pink hair") or if I got lucky it'd be in the title ("pink haired bitch gets fucked in fake taxi").

Next, private browsing is important, as my location and personal search history can influence results. Lastly, the release date is important. When searching for something quite common, we might want to advanced search for a certain time period. For instance: when I want to research the newest responsive design topics, I search for "responsive design patterns". However, I will likely get a lot of results from 2008-2010, as those pages have been viewed often and google gives them a higher rank due to credibility and multiple visits. But I've likely already read those sites and the information is no longer relevant. So - I have to search for results only in the last month or so.

Another handy trick is to search google like this: "sitename.com search terms". Google simply has the best search algorithm out there and can be loads better than individual search engines.

I hope that makes sense. Peace + love.
#15 - Strange that google finds it with those terms but if you use t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on this needs no title 0
#16 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm pretty much a professional internet user as I develop web software/web sites since 1998 (and professionally [officially] since 2004).
User avatar #17 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
Ya dont get to full of yourself web development is easy. All you did was get lucky with the right search terms to find some porn
#19 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
a) it's a joke well, it's true, but sounding like a dick was on purpose and not to be taken seriously.
b) the individual elements of web development are perhaps easy (HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, Java), but writing search engines, hacking video-conversion software, porting GIS conversion tools between languages, designing cross-platform cross-browser backwards-compatible responsive and performant sites/pieces of web software gives one insight on how to approach internet-related problems with confidence.

I happen to know, for instance, that while google takes into account the title and description given in the meta tags, the actual content plays a large role in search ranking. There is very little content on most pron sites, so the comments often help the ranking out. So I'm sure the top 100 search results all matched "fake taxi" in the title, and "pink hair" or even just "pink" would match people in the comments )"I'd love to cum in her pink hair") or if I got lucky it'd be in the title ("pink haired bitch gets fucked in fake taxi").

Next, private browsing is important, as my location and personal search history can influence results. Lastly, the release date is important. When searching for something quite common, we might want to advanced search for a certain time period. For instance: when I want to research the newest responsive design topics, I search for "responsive design patterns". However, I will likely get a lot of results from 2008-2010, as those pages have been viewed often and google gives them a higher rank due to credibility and multiple visits. But I've likely already read those sites and the information is no longer relevant. So - I have to search for results only in the last month or so.

Another handy trick is to search google like this: "sitename.com search terms". Google simply has the best search algorithm out there and can be loads better than individual search engines.

I hope that makes sense. Peace + love.
#13 - CAll bull shit on your search terms becaause searching those t…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2014 on this needs no title 0
#14 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
perhaps use an incognito window? Then the results aren't based on your previous searches or even your location.

www.google.com/search?q=pink+hair+fake+taxi
User avatar #15 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
Strange that google finds it with those terms but if you use those terms on the actually site you dont get shit. And i swear i tried these exact terms last time this post got posted and it didnt turn up shit and that was just a few eeks ago. And yes i was using private browsing both times
#16 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm pretty much a professional internet user as I develop web software/web sites since 1998 (and professionally [officially] since 2004).
User avatar #17 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
Ya dont get to full of yourself web development is easy. All you did was get lucky with the right search terms to find some porn
#19 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
a) it's a joke well, it's true, but sounding like a dick was on purpose and not to be taken seriously.
b) the individual elements of web development are perhaps easy (HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, Java), but writing search engines, hacking video-conversion software, porting GIS conversion tools between languages, designing cross-platform cross-browser backwards-compatible responsive and performant sites/pieces of web software gives one insight on how to approach internet-related problems with confidence.

I happen to know, for instance, that while google takes into account the title and description given in the meta tags, the actual content plays a large role in search ranking. There is very little content on most pron sites, so the comments often help the ranking out. So I'm sure the top 100 search results all matched "fake taxi" in the title, and "pink hair" or even just "pink" would match people in the comments )"I'd love to cum in her pink hair") or if I got lucky it'd be in the title ("pink haired bitch gets fucked in fake taxi").

Next, private browsing is important, as my location and personal search history can influence results. Lastly, the release date is important. When searching for something quite common, we might want to advanced search for a certain time period. For instance: when I want to research the newest responsive design topics, I search for "responsive design patterns". However, I will likely get a lot of results from 2008-2010, as those pages have been viewed often and google gives them a higher rank due to credibility and multiple visits. But I've likely already read those sites and the information is no longer relevant. So - I have to search for results only in the last month or so.

Another handy trick is to search google like this: "sitename.com search terms". Google simply has the best search algorithm out there and can be loads better than individual search engines.

I hope that makes sense. Peace + love.
#10 - You think i hadn't tried that? it doesnt turn up  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2014 on this needs no title 0
#12 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
I literally typed "pink hair fake taxi" into the google search engine and it was literally the first result.
#11 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
CAll bull shit on your search terms becaause searching those terms does not get you that video im looking at the results right now. This is reinforced by the fact that the given search terms arent in the title or tags of the video.
#14 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
perhaps use an incognito window? Then the results aren't based on your previous searches or even your location.

www.google.com/search?q=pink+hair+fake+taxi
User avatar #15 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
Strange that google finds it with those terms but if you use those terms on the actually site you dont get shit. And i swear i tried these exact terms last time this post got posted and it didnt turn up shit and that was just a few eeks ago. And yes i was using private browsing both times
#16 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm pretty much a professional internet user as I develop web software/web sites since 1998 (and professionally [officially] since 2004).
User avatar #17 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
Ya dont get to full of yourself web development is easy. All you did was get lucky with the right search terms to find some porn
#19 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
a) it's a joke well, it's true, but sounding like a dick was on purpose and not to be taken seriously.
b) the individual elements of web development are perhaps easy (HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, Java), but writing search engines, hacking video-conversion software, porting GIS conversion tools between languages, designing cross-platform cross-browser backwards-compatible responsive and performant sites/pieces of web software gives one insight on how to approach internet-related problems with confidence.

I happen to know, for instance, that while google takes into account the title and description given in the meta tags, the actual content plays a large role in search ranking. There is very little content on most pron sites, so the comments often help the ranking out. So I'm sure the top 100 search results all matched "fake taxi" in the title, and "pink hair" or even just "pink" would match people in the comments )"I'd love to cum in her pink hair") or if I got lucky it'd be in the title ("pink haired bitch gets fucked in fake taxi").

Next, private browsing is important, as my location and personal search history can influence results. Lastly, the release date is important. When searching for something quite common, we might want to advanced search for a certain time period. For instance: when I want to research the newest responsive design topics, I search for "responsive design patterns". However, I will likely get a lot of results from 2008-2010, as those pages have been viewed often and google gives them a higher rank due to credibility and multiple visits. But I've likely already read those sites and the information is no longer relevant. So - I have to search for results only in the last month or so.

Another handy trick is to search google like this: "sitename.com search terms". Google simply has the best search algorithm out there and can be loads better than individual search engines.

I hope that makes sense. Peace + love.
#8 - Anyone able to find the pink haired chicks video? last time i …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/20/2014 on this needs no title 0
#9 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
youporn dot com. pink hair fake taxi. problem solved.
User avatar #10 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
You think i hadn't tried that? it doesnt turn up
#12 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
I literally typed "pink hair fake taxi" into the google search engine and it was literally the first result.
#11 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
CAll bull shit on your search terms becaause searching those terms does not get you that video im looking at the results right now. This is reinforced by the fact that the given search terms arent in the title or tags of the video.
#14 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
perhaps use an incognito window? Then the results aren't based on your previous searches or even your location.

www.google.com/search?q=pink+hair+fake+taxi
User avatar #15 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
Strange that google finds it with those terms but if you use those terms on the actually site you dont get shit. And i swear i tried these exact terms last time this post got posted and it didnt turn up shit and that was just a few eeks ago. And yes i was using private browsing both times
#16 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm pretty much a professional internet user as I develop web software/web sites since 1998 (and professionally [officially] since 2004).
User avatar #17 - applesaucers (07/20/2014) [-]
Ya dont get to full of yourself web development is easy. All you did was get lucky with the right search terms to find some porn
#19 - doktorwhat (07/20/2014) [-]
a) it's a joke well, it's true, but sounding like a dick was on purpose and not to be taken seriously.
b) the individual elements of web development are perhaps easy (HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, Java), but writing search engines, hacking video-conversion software, porting GIS conversion tools between languages, designing cross-platform cross-browser backwards-compatible responsive and performant sites/pieces of web software gives one insight on how to approach internet-related problems with confidence.

I happen to know, for instance, that while google takes into account the title and description given in the meta tags, the actual content plays a large role in search ranking. There is very little content on most pron sites, so the comments often help the ranking out. So I'm sure the top 100 search results all matched "fake taxi" in the title, and "pink hair" or even just "pink" would match people in the comments )"I'd love to cum in her pink hair") or if I got lucky it'd be in the title ("pink haired bitch gets fucked in fake taxi").

Next, private browsing is important, as my location and personal search history can influence results. Lastly, the release date is important. When searching for something quite common, we might want to advanced search for a certain time period. For instance: when I want to research the newest responsive design topics, I search for "responsive design patterns". However, I will likely get a lot of results from 2008-2010, as those pages have been viewed often and google gives them a higher rank due to credibility and multiple visits. But I've likely already read those sites and the information is no longer relevant. So - I have to search for results only in the last month or so.

Another handy trick is to search google like this: "sitename.com search terms". Google simply has the best search algorithm out there and can be loads better than individual search engines.

I hope that makes sense. Peace + love.
#45 - I come bearing sauce though as you may have guessed it is NSFW 07/20/2014 on Chaika's 0
#44 - I come bearing sauce i warn you though it is a hentai so by no… 07/20/2014 on Chaika's 0
#9 - I'm 95% sure thats cold water to its be black in the winter ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Definite Want +39
User avatar #95 - babyanalraper (06/10/2014) [-]
But black emits heat faster than red does.
#10 - samoaspider (06/10/2014) [-]
good point, the water probably cools the paint down
#5 - And Dark souls 2 new game was just a tutorial for Ng+ 06/01/2014 on DARK SOULS +4
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