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Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
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#25 - Picture 04/01/2015 on Spring Break +9
#24 - Picture 04/01/2015 on Spring Break +16
#11 - shtuocon is decent sized but still nowhere near 2 hours for an…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Crazy Convention Stories 0
#12 - alainap (03/23/2015) [-]
Good to know! Ty.
User avatar #18 - darkdragonswrath (03/23/2015) [-]
Seriously Youmacon is the only one I know about in Michigan.
#26 - alainap (03/23/2015) [-]
Shutocon, Anime Park, S.S. Kaizokucon, Go!Daikocon, and a couple other lesser known ones dot the state.
#8 - It's really the only con of any note in michigan. every other …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Crazy Convention Stories 0
#9 - alainap (03/23/2015) [-]
I thought Shutocon was a decent size?

Then again I know most of them anymore from the Artist side and sales > numbers sometimes.

That's what I get for assuming.
User avatar #11 - applesaucers (03/23/2015) [-]
shtuocon is decent sized but still nowhere near 2 hours for an autograph even at its busiest.
#12 - alainap (03/23/2015) [-]
Good to know! Ty.
User avatar #18 - darkdragonswrath (03/23/2015) [-]
Seriously Youmacon is the only one I know about in Michigan.
#26 - alainap (03/23/2015) [-]
Shutocon, Anime Park, S.S. Kaizokucon, Go!Daikocon, and a couple other lesser known ones dot the state.
#7 - I'm not 100% sure but i think it sitll woulda been statutory. …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Crazy Convention Stories +4
User avatar #19 - chuca (03/23/2015) [-]
usually, it's something like if your 16 it's okay up to 24 or something along those lines

at least in my state it is
User avatar #17 - neogrungist (03/23/2015) [-]
What you're referring to is the romeo and Juliet law, which is actually separate from the age of consent.
#33 - awcskin (03/23/2015) [-]
Care to explain more for everyones sake,you may save us jail time in the future
User avatar #83 - neogrungist (03/24/2015) [-]
Well the romeo and Juliet law takes into account the age gap of teen couples and such. For example in the state of Tennessee it's a 4 year law, meaning that even though the age of consent is 18, if you're within 4 years of their age then you're mostly legally free and clear. Some states have a romeo and Juliet law, and others don't really need one because their age of consent is so low.
User avatar #13 - warlordstuart (03/23/2015) [-]
lol it does make me feel better. I just googled the laws again. According to some lawyers blog, so long as the person over 18 is not in a position of authority over the minor (teacher, parole officer, employer, etc) all sex with people of the age of 16 or higher is allowed.

I'm honestly not too bothered by it. This actually isn't the last missed opportunity for group sex I've had. I've got a pretty decent life.

We've talked this story over a bunch and she was happy we didn't go through with it,
she has been with me since middle school. She has sexual issues from babysitter encounter when she was young. Treats sex as sacred thing between husband and wife (or at least between two people that love each other), also completely hetero.

I'm honestly not bothered. I get sex pretty much whenever I need it...which is about once per day, watches porn with me (and willing to blow me while I watch it), and doesn't mind me looking at other girls.

Not getting a threesome would not be the end of the world ^-^
User avatar #57 - adu (03/23/2015) [-]
Sounds like she wasn't really okay with the orgy then. Why did she agree to it?
#32 - awcskin (03/23/2015) [-]
Dude if you sex once a day with someone as chill and cool as that then i would be happy too,i envy your sex life/marriage
#15 - thepizzadevourer (03/23/2015) [-]
In my humble opinion, having someone loyal like that is better than getting to screw multiple women.
#16 - warlordstuart (03/23/2015) [-]
I agree dude. I seriously have no complaints with my life. These are fun stories to share though ^-^
#4 - It might be a color science thing. There's actually science be… 03/07/2015 on who knew it would be that easy +6
#3 - sponge bathe in the restroom  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Interview +4
#4 - smirkythread (03/07/2015) [-]
Maybe, but what about shaving? Clean clothes would also be a problem.

Heh, now I'm imagining a whole back story o this where the guy befriends one of the workers and whacky adventures ensue.
#13 - The fact that I'm required to have an internship and I have to…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Perfect grades in America +1
#35 - fefe (02/27/2015) [-]
university system is broken, but high school is not. there are so many options for high schoolers that people did not have back in the 70's and 80's.
#14 - bann (02/27/2015) [-]
Yea, but when you finally get the position you can exploit the younger people, so it evens out.

Internship program paid me 1500 and cost 7000, imagine my level of happiness
#940 - Pizza an ungodly amount of alcohol a few buddies and the new m… 02/13/2015 on Valentine's Day 0
#17 - Don't worry guys cant get denser then i was as a freshman. Was…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Liking someone 0
User avatar #23 - AnomynousUser (02/13/2015) [-]
I had a girl compliment me on my car and then laugh, saying she just loved cars so much and thought it looked great (It's a 2012 Ford Focus...).

I said "Thanks!" and moved on.
I'm going to become a wizard, aren't I?
User avatar #22 - timeiskey (02/13/2015) [-]
dont be ashamed of wanting to talk about what you liked
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User avatar #2 - thatrussianhoe ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - drvvatson (07/29/2012) [-]
Hey watsonthewise here, had to make a new profile because of password recovery failure. Just thought id re-add you.
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