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#25 - Every Culvers gives free custard with kids meals  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2016 on welcome to adulthood. +1
#49 - azteh (08/07/2016) [-]
amazing. I don't ever remember receiving a free ice cream or dessert with my kid's meal as a kid in Denmark.
#21 - Just because its worse for you doesn't mean its not unfair for… 07/14/2016 on Pokemon Go subreddit 0
#17 - I love how you just assume I'm some sorta mega lard-ass. I'm o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2016 on Pokemon Go subreddit -2
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#20 - sumerfag (07/13/2016) [-]
that's a distance you could easily walk, at least your nearest poke stop isn't an hour and half away and the nearest gym several hours away without driving there
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#21 - applesaucers (07/14/2016) [-]
Just because its worse for you doesn't mean its not unfair for everyone who isn't in a downtown area. I went to a downtown area thats like an hour from my house with a buddy after work today. There was literally pokestop every 500 or so ft and so many pokemon popping up you couldn't catch them all and hit the stops without stopping or you would miss shit. That shit just ain't fair. I got more shit there in 2 hours then I have in like the other 10 i've probably dumped into the game. I understand that with a location based game some areas are going to be better then other but the discrepancy here is simply too large.
#14 - My problem is how unevenly distributed **** is. I live in a pr…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2016 on Pokemon Go subreddit 0
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#16 - shamblerdk (07/09/2016) [-]
Maybe the game is trying to tell you something about your weight...
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#17 - applesaucers (07/09/2016) [-]
I love how you just assume I'm some sorta mega lard-ass. I'm only like 15 punds overweight because of a little spare gut and a love for pizza and mountain dew. The problem isn't so much walk but the time. Roughly a 30 minute round trip walk to hit a single pokestop? That is ridiculous especially when you consider I have a full time job with a 45 minute commute each way.
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#20 - sumerfag (07/13/2016) [-]
that's a distance you could easily walk, at least your nearest poke stop isn't an hour and half away and the nearest gym several hours away without driving there
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#21 - applesaucers (07/14/2016) [-]
Just because its worse for you doesn't mean its not unfair for everyone who isn't in a downtown area. I went to a downtown area thats like an hour from my house with a buddy after work today. There was literally pokestop every 500 or so ft and so many pokemon popping up you couldn't catch them all and hit the stops without stopping or you would miss shit. That shit just ain't fair. I got more shit there in 2 hours then I have in like the other 10 i've probably dumped into the game. I understand that with a location based game some areas are going to be better then other but the discrepancy here is simply too large.
#11 - I've had Crystal Sage go down and then never come back up. 05/19/2016 on Rip Aldrich Sapphire ;~; 0
#132 - **applesaucers used "*roll 1, 0-999*"** **applesaucers rolls 181** 04/03/2016 on Comp on Trump that cant be... 0
#45 - In the first scene of the movie her judy's mom mentions that s…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2016 on Bunny Fucking +2
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#46 - homestuckxplain (03/18/2016) [-]
Well then in a few generations, Zootopia's bound to become a hellish wasteland as overpopulation means there is no more food.
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#61 - warzon (03/19/2016) [-]
I mean.
There's plenty of food for the predators.
#44 - Her mom mentions in the first scene of the movie that she has … 03/18/2016 on Bunny Fucking +24
#34 - I don't think you can. Pretty sure the company who made these …  [+] (21 new replies) 02/23/2016 on Admin's FJ girlfriend +3
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#39 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
fuck

I'm sad I missed that, I would've bought one in a heartbeat.
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#92 - alexandervascus (02/24/2016) [-]
www.hobbyheart.com/monster-musume-meter-miia-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-p-3334.html


Shhh, take it, they're still being made and since they sold so well back in stock.
I'm too poor and pleb to own Daki pillows but I can feel better that you might
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#118 - closotezuka (02/24/2016) [-]
thank you so much...
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#126 - alexandervascus (02/24/2016) [-]
You're welcome
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#54 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
I was about to say "Who would readily have that much money to spend on a body pillow" but then I realised it's you closo
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#57 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
DO I KNOW YOU
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#58 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
yes
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#59 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
i dont think i do tbh
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#60 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
you know someone who's had my dick in them hint: read the last 3 letters of my name backwards
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#61 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
wow he sure does get around
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#63 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
uwotm8
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#64 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
what
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#65 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
are we thinking of the same person here i'm talking about thycupcake, it's ben, her boyfriend
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#66 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
yes we are

i called him a slut
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#68 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
but i'm only like his second partner
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#69 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
nah man im just kidding with you

how do u know me tho its not like i talk to ben very often
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#70 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
why did you just refer to me in the second person

also me and thy totes talk shit about you behind you back all the time
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#71 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
OH YOU ARE BEN

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE WHO KNEW BEN

i am embarassed.
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#72 - niimajneb (02/23/2016) [-]
???? i told you to look at the last 3 letters of my name backwards didn't i? which reads ben
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#73 - closotezuka (02/23/2016) [-]
Yes but you said

"you know someone who's had my dick in them"

i assumed you were someone who dicked ben
#13 - While working maintenance for the local schools one summer, we… 02/23/2016 on Check your Wheels 0