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#609 - ronyx (07/10/2015) [-]
Wow, you guys forgot to say no homo
so i guess you're both homo
jesus ******* christ you can make a soap opera out of this
#608 - dragonzard (06/26/2015) [-]
#607 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#606 - dragonzard (06/01/2014) [-]
"I love you, you sexy beast."
- Victor

(this is crucifix [if you remember who I am] controlling his account and asked me to send you this message for him).
#602 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey applebucker, you're smart, ummmmm,
Someone apperantly watched cp/zoophilia on my laptop, and now I have to pay or something or get pressed charges on me/owner of computer
I got this cia warning tab on my laptop
Please help, I don't know what to do...
#603 to #602 - applebucker (12/04/2013) [-]
Is it actual CP, or anything that could be considered illegal? The best thing to do, in my opinion, would be to take it to the police and explain you have no idea what happened. Because if you're the person who downloaded the child pornography, you wouldn't be seeking help from the authorities. Either that, or permanently delete the files from your computer and change security settings on it and **** so whoever did that would be unable to do it again. And just hope nothing more pops up. I'm sorry I'm not any more help than that, that's what I think would be best though.
#604 to #603 - dragonzard (12/04/2013) [-]
Lol, Nothing happened, and noone downloaded any CP, and the add didn't show up again...
But thanks man, and nahhhh, nothing legal problematic happened, love ya.
#605 to #604 - applebucker (12/05/2013) [-]
I'm incredibly relieved to hear that. Anytime, love you too!
#594 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Threads get filled up fast now, huh?
I remember when they would take like, an hour to fill just one up...
#595 to #594 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Ah, how much the times have changed.
#596 to #595 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey, what time is it over there?
#597 to #596 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
11:32pm You?
#598 to #597 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
10:32, better get some sleep soon.
I have to wake up at 7 AM tomorrow.
I have alternative classes and tomorrow might be my last day, I better leave a good impression if I wanna leave that class man :/
#599 to #598 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I understand. Goodnight, my love. Sweet dreams and I hope everything goes well tomorrow!
#600 to #599 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Goodnight, Sweet Prince.
Take care man.
Loves youuhhh
#601 to #600 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Love you too!
#573 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey bro, down to talk and to make love to me?
How are ya bro
#574 to #573 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm always up for sweet, sweet love making. I'm pretty good, irritated though because I can't get my phone to work and I want to text my girlfriend. I'm great because I got a girlfriend whom I actually have serious feelings for. How are you?
#575 to #574 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
You got the same girl or you got a different one?
And does that mean you don't have feelings for me?
#576 to #575 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
A different one. Her name's Maddie and she's absolutely beautiful and amazing.
#577 to #576 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm happy for you man, me and kim are over. Permenantly...
I loved her... So.... Much...
I never loved anyone as much, she was perfect in my eyes and beautiful..
Then, we started fighting for every little thing, then she started getting jealous, and not trusting me.... So we had to break up, and what happened? I didn't move on, while she started dating this dickface that she was very well knowing of the fact that he was a cheater, liar, beat up her brother, none of her friends like him, and he's a ******* fatass perv.
Also, I stood up to him for talking **** about her, and she got mad and told me not to be jealous and to stop talking **** to her "Amor"....
#578 to #577 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry to hear that man. I know you honestly cared for her and I know that is the worst feeling in the world. Especially when she turns around and acts like that when you gave her your heart.
#579 to #578 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Oh, and I started drinking when this happened.
Also, I don't think I'll be dating anyone.
Oh god, the pain</3
She was my Rose Tyler...
I was her Doctor....
I'm not sure if you know the referance, but she was litteraly my everything, man...
#580 to #579 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Drinking has helped me through a lot of painful times. I get the reference and it just adds to how strongly you must've felt for her. To make a Doctor Who reference, especially in relation to Rose.
#581 to #580 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.... She was just, the one, you know?
The one I wanted to marry.
Usualy, I'm not fond of mexican girls.
But she really got me...
Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to go back to white girls....
I don't want to</3
You ever had that kind of girl?...
#582 to #581 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Oh God, not white women. And not quite to that extent, but that's how I'm beginning to feel about Maddie. I do truly love her with all my heart, and I always worry because I never know how to show it, and I worry she will think I don't care, or that I don't care that much.
#583 to #582 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Have you guys ever said I love you or kissed?
#584 to #583 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
We've done both, and it's amazing. It means to world to me every time she says it. And when we kiss... Beyond words.
#585 to #584 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
.....I honestly envy you, my friend.
The best kiss I ever had was with my old ex, sky.
She wasn't a looker, but she kissed nice and did this thing with her leg and... Well, it was nice.
But I only kissed kim once. The woman of my dreams, and only a single kiss...
And it wasn't amazing, it felt like kissing your hand or something, she wasn't a very good kisser. I started the kiss and ended it after a little.
Time flew, I just wanted a quick kiss goodbye from her on our first date.
(We had been dating for months, but pretty much just over facebook and texting)
And I guess I must have kissed her for a more than just a quick kiss.
Holding her hand, hugging her, even that one awkward kiss we had... All of that was the best day ever...
#586 to #585 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I envy you in a way too. Because even though you weren't able to keep her, you experienced truer love than I ever have. And though it hurts, it is also the best feeling in the world. And I'm jealous of that.
#587 to #586 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
That was deep man, it actually made me feel better about all this...
Wow, thanks John.
#588 to #587 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm so glad to hear that. I just want you to be happy, and not hurt like you do. I would trade anything for you to be happy. You're welcome, Victor.
#589 to #588 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
You're honestly a truer friend than most people I know.
Hey, so tell me, why is that your profile pic if you're in love?
#590 to #589 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm a true friend to those who are true friends to me. That's a good question. Hmmm, I think I was trying to make someone feel better on a feels thread and someone said that my profile picture (which was Applejack) wasn't helping so I changed it to something feely and just kinda left it that way.
#591 to #590 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Lol, I see.
Well, Applejack wasn't really feely.
You should have made Feelyjack.
Yeah, that's nice.
#592 to #591 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Lol, I like that. I was just looking for a quick solution so I could continue the conversation without interruption, you know?
#593 to #592 - dragonzard
(10/22/2013) [-]
I Feel ya'....
I think you've gotton more girlfriends than me, huh?
#570 - dragonzard (07/09/2013) [-]
I love you.
#571 to #570 - applebucker (07/09/2013) [-]
I love you too.
#572 to #571 - dragonzard (07/09/2013) [-]
You're still awake at 3:34 AM?...
#566 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Paint me like one of your french girls.
#567 to #566 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
But I'm not an artist!
#568 to #567 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
...And I'm not a nude model.
#569 to #568 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
#545 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
When she tells me cute stuff....<3
#546 to #545 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Cute stuff, like what?
#547 to #546 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
"Te amo, bebe, precioso, I love you, mi amor"
And I guess she loves when I tell her "Mi amor, amorcito"
I love the hell out of that girl<3
#548 to #547 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
I'm not too fluent in spanish, is she saying "I love you, baby, my precious."?
#549 to #548 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Yup, she speaks inglish too, but she pefers spanish :/
But she's just wonderful, she's like one of those girls who REALLY falls in love, Faithful, Trustworthy, etc.... And I wub that feaaa<3
#550 to #549 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
I remember the time I fell in love. Ahhhhh, such good times.
#551 to #550 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
What's her name?
#552 to #551 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Kara. I haven't talked to her in a week now. Damn. But, uh, yeah, she's the only girl I've ever really fell for.
#553 to #552 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Well, I havn't dated much, but I've fallen in love with all my girlfriends...
#554 to #553 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Actually, I know how you feel. I suppose, in a way, I loved all of them too. Probably not as much you, but in a way I did. Except my last one, she just had nice tits.
#555 to #554 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Sky had nice tits too, you know that thing guys do when they get THAT?...
Yeah, she'd make me like that when we'd kiss.
She'd rub her leg up againts mine, hold my face, and kiss me....
#556 to #555 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Who was Sky? Was she your last girlfriend? Or have I never heard of her before?
#557 to #556 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Ugly girl, the one next to me in the picture.
#558 to #557 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. I remember her.
#559 to #558 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Damn it, now I'm thinking of how hot it was when she'd put on her flavored lip gloss and kissed me until I guessed the flavour... She was fun, she was my first kiss.
#560 to #559 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
She does sound fun. Not any good in anything long-term, but still.
#561 to #560 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, she's like that. She was fun, crazy, amazing, and yeah... But she'd like a tounge down her throught and her tounge down someone else's... So yeah... :/
#562 to #561 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah :/
#563 to #562 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Now I kinda wish I could go back in time, and have fun with her one last time...
Ughhh, when she'd suck my lip<3 She's not hot or anything, but she knows what to do and she knows what you like, kinda like a drug dealer; They're both dangerous.
#564 to #563 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Except, not as cool as a drug dealer. Lol, I still like the comparison.
#565 to #564 - dragonzard
(07/03/2013) [-]
Ohhh yeeeaah, huh?
This dealer girl was awesum x3
She was funny as hell