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User avatar #608 - dragonzard (06/26/2015) [-]
#607 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #606 - dragonzard (06/01/2014) [-]
"I love you, you sexy beast."
- Victor

(this is crucifix [if you remember who I am] controlling his account and asked me to send you this message for him).
User avatar #602 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey applebucker, you're smart, ummmmm,
Someone apperantly watched cp/zoophilia on my laptop, and now I have to pay or something or get pressed charges on me/owner of computer
I got this cia warning tab on my laptop
Please help, I don't know what to do...
User avatar #603 to #602 - applebucker (12/04/2013) [-]
Is it actual CP, or anything that could be considered illegal? The best thing to do, in my opinion, would be to take it to the police and explain you have no idea what happened. Because if you're the person who downloaded the child pornography, you wouldn't be seeking help from the authorities. Either that, or permanently delete the files from your computer and change security settings on it and **** so whoever did that would be unable to do it again. And just hope nothing more pops up. I'm sorry I'm not any more help than that, that's what I think would be best though.
User avatar #604 to #603 - dragonzard (12/04/2013) [-]
Lol, Nothing happened, and noone downloaded any CP, and the add didn't show up again...
But thanks man, and nahhhh, nothing legal problematic happened, love ya.
User avatar #605 to #604 - applebucker (12/05/2013) [-]
I'm incredibly relieved to hear that. Anytime, love you too!
User avatar #594 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Threads get filled up fast now, huh?
I remember when they would take like, an hour to fill just one up...
User avatar #595 to #594 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Ah, how much the times have changed.
User avatar #596 to #595 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey, what time is it over there?
User avatar #597 to #596 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
11:32pm You?
User avatar #598 to #597 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
10:32, better get some sleep soon.
I have to wake up at 7 AM tomorrow.
I have alternative classes and tomorrow might be my last day, I better leave a good impression if I wanna leave that class man :/
User avatar #599 to #598 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I understand. Goodnight, my love. Sweet dreams and I hope everything goes well tomorrow!
User avatar #600 to #599 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Goodnight, Sweet Prince.
Take care man.
Loves youuhhh
User avatar #601 to #600 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Love you too!
User avatar #573 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey bro, down to talk and to make love to me?
How are ya bro
User avatar #574 to #573 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm always up for sweet, sweet love making. I'm pretty good, irritated though because I can't get my phone to work and I want to text my girlfriend. I'm great because I got a girlfriend whom I actually have serious feelings for. How are you?
User avatar #575 to #574 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
You got the same girl or you got a different one?
And does that mean you don't have feelings for me?
User avatar #576 to #575 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
A different one. Her name's Maddie and she's absolutely beautiful and amazing.
User avatar #577 to #576 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm happy for you man, me and kim are over. Permenantly...
I loved her... So.... Much...
I never loved anyone as much, she was perfect in my eyes and beautiful..
Then, we started fighting for every little thing, then she started getting jealous, and not trusting me.... So we had to break up, and what happened? I didn't move on, while she started dating this dickface that she was very well knowing of the fact that he was a cheater, liar, beat up her brother, none of her friends like him, and he's a ******* fatass perv.
Also, I stood up to him for talking **** about her, and she got mad and told me not to be jealous and to stop talking **** to her "Amor"....
User avatar #578 to #577 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry to hear that man. I know you honestly cared for her and I know that is the worst feeling in the world. Especially when she turns around and acts like that when you gave her your heart.
#579 to #578 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Oh, and I started drinking when this happened.
Also, I don't think I'll be dating anyone.
Oh god, the pain</3
She was my Rose Tyler...
I was her Doctor....
I'm not sure if you know the referance, but she was litteraly my everything, man...
**** .
User avatar #580 to #579 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Drinking has helped me through a lot of painful times. I get the reference and it just adds to how strongly you must've felt for her. To make a Doctor Who reference, especially in relation to Rose.
User avatar #581 to #580 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.... She was just, the one, you know?
The one I wanted to marry.
Usualy, I'm not fond of mexican girls.
But she really got me...
Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to go back to white girls....
I don't want to</3
You ever had that kind of girl?...
User avatar #582 to #581 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Oh God, not white women. And not quite to that extent, but that's how I'm beginning to feel about Maddie. I do truly love her with all my heart, and I always worry because I never know how to show it, and I worry she will think I don't care, or that I don't care that much.
User avatar #583 to #582 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Have you guys ever said I love you or kissed?
User avatar #584 to #583 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
We've done both, and it's amazing. It means to world to me every time she says it. And when we kiss... Beyond words.
User avatar #585 to #584 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
.....I honestly envy you, my friend.
The best kiss I ever had was with my old ex, sky.
She wasn't a looker, but she kissed nice and did this thing with her leg and... Well, it was nice.
But I only kissed kim once. The woman of my dreams, and only a single kiss...
And it wasn't amazing, it felt like kissing your hand or something, she wasn't a very good kisser. I started the kiss and ended it after a little.
Time flew, I just wanted a quick kiss goodbye from her on our first date.
(We had been dating for months, but pretty much just over facebook and texting)
And I guess I must have kissed her for a more than just a quick kiss.
Holding her hand, hugging her, even that one awkward kiss we had... All of that was the best day ever...
User avatar #586 to #585 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I envy you in a way too. Because even though you weren't able to keep her, you experienced truer love than I ever have. And though it hurts, it is also the best feeling in the world. And I'm jealous of that.
User avatar #587 to #586 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
That was deep man, it actually made me feel better about all this...
Wow, thanks John.
User avatar #588 to #587 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm so glad to hear that. I just want you to be happy, and not hurt like you do. I would trade anything for you to be happy. You're welcome, Victor.
User avatar #589 to #588 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
You're honestly a truer friend than most people I know.
Hey, so tell me, why is that your profile pic if you're in love?
User avatar #590 to #589 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm a true friend to those who are true friends to me. That's a good question. Hmmm, I think I was trying to make someone feel better on a feels thread and someone said that my profile picture (which was Applejack) wasn't helping so I changed it to something feely and just kinda left it that way.
User avatar #591 to #590 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
Lol, I see.
Well, Applejack wasn't really feely.
You should have made Feelyjack.
Yeah, that's nice.
User avatar #592 to #591 - applebucker (10/22/2013) [-]
Lol, I like that. I was just looking for a quick solution so I could continue the conversation without interruption, you know?
User avatar #593 to #592 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
I Feel ya'....
I think you've gotton more girlfriends than me, huh?
User avatar #570 - dragonzard (07/09/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #571 to #570 - applebucker (07/09/2013) [-]
I love you too.
User avatar #572 to #571 - dragonzard (07/09/2013) [-]
You're still awake at 3:34 AM?...
User avatar #566 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Paint me like one of your french girls.
User avatar #567 to #566 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
But I'm not an artist!
User avatar #568 to #567 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
...And I'm not a nude model.
User avatar #569 to #568 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #545 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
When she tells me cute stuff....<3
User avatar #546 to #545 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Cute stuff, like what?
User avatar #547 to #546 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
"Te amo, bebe, precioso, I love you, mi amor"
And I guess she loves when I tell her "Mi amor, amorcito"
I love the hell out of that girl<3
User avatar #548 to #547 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
I'm not too fluent in spanish, is she saying "I love you, baby, my precious."?
User avatar #549 to #548 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Yup, she speaks inglish too, but she pefers spanish :/
But she's just wonderful, she's like one of those girls who REALLY falls in love, Faithful, Trustworthy, etc.... And I wub that feaaa<3
User avatar #550 to #549 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
I remember the time I fell in love. Ahhhhh, such good times.
User avatar #551 to #550 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
What's her name?
User avatar #552 to #551 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Kara. I haven't talked to her in a week now. Damn. But, uh, yeah, she's the only girl I've ever really fell for.
User avatar #553 to #552 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Well, I havn't dated much, but I've fallen in love with all my girlfriends...
User avatar #554 to #553 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Actually, I know how you feel. I suppose, in a way, I loved all of them too. Probably not as much you, but in a way I did. Except my last one, she just had nice tits.
User avatar #555 to #554 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Sky had nice tits too, you know that thing guys do when they get THAT?...
Yeah, she'd make me like that when we'd kiss.
She'd rub her leg up againts mine, hold my face, and kiss me....
User avatar #556 to #555 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Who was Sky? Was she your last girlfriend? Or have I never heard of her before?
User avatar #557 to #556 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Ugly girl, the one next to me in the picture.
User avatar #558 to #557 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. I remember her.
User avatar #559 to #558 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Damn it, now I'm thinking of how hot it was when she'd put on her flavored lip gloss and kissed me until I guessed the flavour... She was fun, she was my first kiss.
User avatar #560 to #559 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
She does sound fun. Not any good in anything long-term, but still.
User avatar #561 to #560 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, she's like that. She was fun, crazy, amazing, and yeah... But she'd like a tounge down her throught and her tounge down someone else's... So yeah... :/
User avatar #562 to #561 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah :/
User avatar #563 to #562 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Now I kinda wish I could go back in time, and have fun with her one last time...
Ughhh, when she'd suck my lip<3 She's not hot or anything, but she knows what to do and she knows what you like, kinda like a drug dealer; They're both dangerous.
User avatar #564 to #563 - applebucker (07/03/2013) [-]
Except, not as cool as a drug dealer. Lol, I still like the comparison.
User avatar #565 to #564 - dragonzard (07/03/2013) [-]
Ohhh yeeeaah, huh?
This dealer girl was awesum x3
She was funny as hell
#540 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
Okay, so, I can't belive I'm getting jealous of this Ugly, Bipolar, Cheating bitch.
User avatar #542 to #540 - applebucker (06/06/2013) [-]
Is that you in the picture? Because you look so much nicer than I imagined.
User avatar #543 to #542 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
Are you talking about the ugly bitch on the left or the ugly bitch on the right?
I'm the ugly bitch in the left.
User avatar #544 to #543 - applebucker (06/06/2013) [-]
You're far from ugly, and I say that in the most bisexual way possible.
#541 to #540 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
When I could have an Beautiful, Non-Cheating, girl who really likes me for who I am and for my personality, that is spanish speking and knows how to joke around. She's wonderful, and cares about me, loving and would text me goodnight....
I miss her </3
User avatar #519 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
Hey you sexy beast
User avatar #520 to #519 - applebucker (06/06/2013) [-]
Hey you beautiful mocha warrior.
User avatar #521 to #520 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
Oh, Stahp it you! :3
So Whuzz up, Babe gurr?
User avatar #522 to #521 - applebucker (06/06/2013) [-]
Just got done talking to the loves of my life. All 3 of them. Not including you.
User avatar #523 to #522 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
You gotz an girlfriend?
User avatar #524 to #523 - applebucker (06/06/2013) [-]
2 actually. Not even sure why I'm dating either of them. One lives in Missouri and the other is a bitch.
User avatar #525 to #524 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
Ughh, My first GF is a total whore. While I was going out with her, she was going out with Fankie, Max, and with Faith. These are the only ones I know about, but she might have dated more. I think she's ******* crazy and feels like she needs to be ******* 300+ People a day to feel loved, she has no daddy, so that explains a lot.
And I got a GF for a week. She was awesome, loving, mexican, kind hearted, and beautiful.
But we broke up 'cause Apperantly I don't talk enough to her. But just today she told my sister she still kinda likes me still.
User avatar #526 to #525 - applebucker (06/06/2013) [-]
I don't understand women at all. I don't know what they see in me but in the past month alone I've learned of 6 or so girls being in love with me. That sucks about your first GF, I think we've all had a GF like her. I hope it works out with the second one, like hopefully you can get back together.
User avatar #527 to #526 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
Thanks man, and I hope I can get back with her soon. If I don't leave for mexico for vacations.... I too have realized that some girls like me, but some aren't my type...
Oh, so what's up? Anything new?
User avatar #528 to #527 - applebucker (06/06/2013) [-]
Um, not really anything special has happened. I picked up and lost a drinking habit. Same with weed. Good times. What about you?

User avatar #529 to #528 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
I got arrested.
User avatar #530 to #529 - applebucker (06/06/2013) [-]
I almost got arrested! What were you arrested for?
User avatar #531 to #530 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
Weed in school, some black ****** whore ratted me out. When my mom found out, she almost had a heart attack.
User avatar #532 to #531 - applebucker (06/06/2013) [-]
**** , internet crashed. And that ******* sucks dude. I got stopped and got breathalyzed. I was at .12 5 hours after drinking anything.
User avatar #533 to #532 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
Wow... I guess we both changed a lot, huh?....
Girls, beers, illegal **** .... Seems pretty fun, huh>
User avatar #534 to #533 - applebucker (06/06/2013) [-]
Damn right. I was actually on my way to a date too. My ******* mom called the cops on my because she knew I was drunk. I felt fine though.
User avatar #535 to #534 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
I've mever really been on a date or asked out a girl before, now that I'm thinking things through 0.o
User avatar #536 to #535 - applebucker (06/06/2013) [-]
I haven't either. It was too be a first. It didn't happen. I only ask girls out if I know 100% for sure that they will say yes.
User avatar #537 to #536 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
I should ask out girls in high school like that, like If I'm not sure, I'll still do it. Maybe when I'm about 16 too actualy go on a REAL date.
Oh, and I feel like working out, getting longer hair, and wearing colored eye contacts to make my first girlfriend jelous. >
User avatar #538 to #537 - applebucker (06/06/2013) [-]
I have no motivation to even try to make anyone notice me, much less make them jealous. I haven't slept in 2 days and I feel like blah. And I love it. But yeah, you should. You're a sexy mother ****** , they'll say yes.
User avatar #539 to #538 - dragonzard (06/06/2013) [-]
That made me smile
Thanks, man...
But I WANT to do it to make that whore jealous, I don't like doing it, but two can play at that game ;D
My plan is to act pissed offed at her for these next few days, suprize her with the "New Me" in a couple of months (High School), pretend to be sorry for being a "Dick", Fake interest in her, and when she asks me out again, ******* DISS HER ASS FOR BEING AND UGLY WHORE.
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#513 - splayed (03/12/2013) [-]
They aren't that great sorry :/
User avatar #514 to #513 - splayed (03/12/2013) [-]
Would you be able to send for them, I'm just a little busy with other requests sorry :/
User avatar #515 to #514 - applebucker (03/12/2013) [-]
It's fine that they weren't that good.
User avatar #516 to #515 - splayed (03/12/2013) [-]
They usually aren't :/
User avatar #517 to #516 - applebucker (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, it's all good.
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User avatar #508 to #507 - applebucker (03/12/2013) [-]
Lol, it's all good. I didn't figure I would but it was worth a try, right?
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User avatar #510 to #509 - applebucker (03/12/2013) [-]
I still like you so it's okay. :3
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User avatar #512 to #511 - applebucker (03/12/2013) [-]
You have just made my night. Well it's 3 am, so morning? Night? I don't know. Whatever, you made me smile. Which is nice, I needed it.
#497 - ronyx ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Do you know the source of this gif?
User avatar #498 to #497 - applebucker (03/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's a video on youtube.
User avatar #499 to #498 - ronyx ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
WHat's the name of the video?
User avatar #502 to #500 - ronyx ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Those are pretty cool, if all of MLP were like that then I would definitely watch it.
User avatar #503 to #502 - applebucker (03/02/2013) [-]
Lol. Yeah they are pretty good.
User avatar #504 to #503 - ronyx ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
I didn't saw that particular scene though :(
User avatar #505 to #504 - applebucker (03/03/2013) [-]
Really? Is it in any of them?
User avatar #506 to #505 - ronyx ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
I dont know I'm yet to see one, but I doubt it's there.
User avatar #501 to #500 - ronyx ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #496 - metalmind (03/01/2013) [-]
Ratio of coal to 50's token? (And to iron chests/fab. keys?)
User avatar #495 - kerns (02/28/2013) [-]
im quiting because i havent been doing my college work and i know if i dont give away i item then it wont ever get done
User avatar #494 - kerns (02/28/2013) [-]
not giving chest away
User avatar #493 - mygems (02/28/2013) [-]
:/ thought i would get a little bit more
User avatar #492 - BiohazardSammich (02/28/2013) [-]
Yes I do, and thank you
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