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#163 - 2014: This arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in … 12/06/2014 on Predicting your sex life! 0
#10 - #savekitty google it, more relevant than you think  [+] (6 new replies) 12/04/2014 on SJW's in a nutshell +5
User avatar #15 - bloodredspark (12/04/2014) [-]
I googled it.

I think I'm missing something, really obvious.

And I feel stupid.
User avatar #22 - bankaizero (12/05/2014) [-]
I think he meant it as a reference to the murder of kitty genovese and the bystander effect
#21 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
Basically, kitty refers to Kitty Genovese, a woman killed by a man while many individuals living in a building right next to the crime scene saw and/or heard the whole thing unfold. No one did anything, assuming that ''someone else would do something about it''. It later gave birth to the bystander effect, a social psychology phenomenon where the probability of someone intervening is inversely proportional to the number of persons present.
M'bloodredspark.
#27 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
To be fair, at the time it was a lot harder to call police (you had to call your specific precinct) and 911 wasn't around either. I will say that someone should've gotten out there and helped her, but she crawled out of sight so everyone just went back to sleep since it happened in the wee hours of the morning. If I remember right, because of that event, we now have 911 to try and prevent that from happening again.
User avatar #23 - bloodredspark (12/05/2014) [-]
>>#21, >>#22,

Ah. Thank both of you guys for letting me know.

I really felt dumb for a second.
User avatar #11 - doopleganger (12/04/2014) [-]
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#17 - hey man ive been doing exercises but nothing serious, and you … 12/02/2014 on Weight loss, goal 0
#3661 - **apocalypticburrito rolls 392,843,174** im sure to win right 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#9 - yeah man i love this show 10/21/2014 on Fuck I Love This Show +6
#5 - you could say those square boxes look round  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Oh girls just want to have fun +7
#20 - aronjakob (09/25/2014) [-]
#19 - i know its stupid to ask but have you tried turning it off and on  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on look at all that funny +1
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (09/14/2014) [-]
Several times, man, several times. The computer, the flashplayer, the websites, etc...
#17 - yeah man i couldnt play videos i just closed all of them w…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on look at all that funny 0
User avatar #18 - ljxjlos (09/14/2014) [-]
Nah:/ I tried de and re-installing of the flash player already, stopped the net, re-loaded every tab, etc, etc...weird... Still thanks, though
#19 - apocalypticburrito (09/14/2014) [-]
i know its stupid to ask but
have you tried turning it off and on
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (09/14/2014) [-]
Several times, man, several times. The computer, the flashplayer, the websites, etc...
#62 - yeah im kinda bummed about this i mean ignoring all the … 09/14/2014 on Scottish Independence Anyone? 0
#34 - the moustache  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Dodgeball +1
User avatar #84 - hattheifbatman (09/14/2014) [-]
It looks like butts going down

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User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
no
#22 to #21 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]



yes


so what can i help you with my man
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i just accidentally derped here
pls no kill i
User avatar #24 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its cool man
you have a right to derp where you please
#25 to #24 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
is that so?
yay, is safe then?

User avatar #26 to #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
its totes safe
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
you seems like a fine gentleman
i apologize for my imprudence act earlier

so, let's start over, shall we?
hello sir apocalypticburito, how is your day so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
pretty sweet i guess, same old stuff
how about you my good sir
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, that's a relief
but, same old stuff? isnt it quite.,., stale?
doing same thing over and over. you should take some vacation once in awhile

as for me, things quite dandy if i must say for myself
thanks for asking
User avatar #30 to #29 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
oh no my good man no
i am a person who cannot do the same thing more than once,
i believe i am mentally incapable (i cant even watch a movie twice)
i like to make everyday different, its going quite well
have a merry Friday, fine stranger
User avatar #31 to #30 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
i see, then you must be having trouble for everyday breathing, yes?
i feel sorry for you.

it's still thursday on asia region
User avatar #32 to #31 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
that's basic stuff
and as i said its just mental i don't like to repeat my self every breath is new air from a new place in a new time( i realize this logic is terrible flawed but whatever)
its Thursday here to but whats the point of saying have a good day when its almost over?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis smirked**
hahaha alright"

hm.,., quite valid point, but still, what if to be said person will die before he/she sees the sun set?
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (10/17/2013) [-]
i think if you are dieing
your day isn't going good and it wont get better
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
**zameckis clapping hands**
you managed to counter my mislead attempt with my own statement
congratulations.
#16 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
you ****** bitch
User avatar #17 to #16 - apocalypticburrito (07/10/2013) [-]
?
im white bro
User avatar #7 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just curious, how old are you? :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im 17 btw
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm just curious, which school do you go to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
i used to go to dulwich
but now i got to yew wah
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
**** , no way. I'm in Dulwich.
User avatar #12 to #11 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly
what class?
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
....Wait you a dude or a girl?
User avatar #14 to #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/15/2013) [-]
im a dude
isnt that obvious?
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.
User avatar #6 - amissingmouse (06/15/2013) [-]
Hi.
Can we be friends? :3
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User avatar #4 - apocalypticburrito (04/24/2013) [-]
damn it
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