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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:8/31/2016
Location:Texas
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    Uploaded: 01/03/15
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latest user's comments

#27 - Man, that was just magic. I can't even be mad. 08/30/2016 on The greatest theory... +1
#5 - Regular crowd shuffles in. There's an old man sitting nex…  [+] (21 new replies) 08/27/2016 on Saturday~ +102
#7 - averagewhitekid (08/27/2016) [-]
He says, son, can you play me a memory?
Im not really sure how it goes
But its sad and its sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger mans clothes
#8 - anon (08/27/2016) [-]
la la dede dum
lala dede daaaaaaaaaaaa dadum
#10 - funkycow (08/27/2016) [-]
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright
#16 - oliebol (08/27/2016) [-]
UPTOWN GIRL
SHE'S BEEN LIVIN' IN HER UPTOWN WORLD
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#18 - donbionicle (08/27/2016) [-]
Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
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#21 - jimmytwoshoes (08/27/2016) [-]
and they don't stop commin'
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#25 - glesh (08/27/2016) [-]
and they dont stop comin'
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#29 - zgbgydug (08/28/2016) [-]
and they don't stop comin'
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#33 - shawnshyguy (08/28/2016) [-]
And they don't stop comin
#39 - anon (08/28/2016) [-]
and they don't stop comin'
#41 - anon (08/28/2016) [-]
and they don't stop comin'
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#42 - frybuddy (08/28/2016) [-]
and they don't stop comin'
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#49 - jeanneverwins (08/28/2016) [-]
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
[GROOVY CHORD PROGRESSION]

and they dont stop coming Raccoovius full version
#53 - ipwnallnubz (08/28/2016) [-]
All these "they don't stop comin'"s and no one posted this?
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#73 - youraveragenormie (08/28/2016) [-]
they don't stop cummin
#47 - supervillian (08/28/2016) [-]
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OKAY NOW LADIES
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#57 - existance (08/28/2016) [-]
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
#61 - anon (08/28/2016) [-]
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#58 - arreatface (08/28/2016) [-]
CANT WAKE UP
CANT WAKE UP
CANT WAKE UP
#78 - sedativechunk (08/28/2016) [-]
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#66 - turtlewithjetpacks (08/28/2016) [-]
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#120 - They do the same in the US. We were trying to put down our 18 … 08/27/2016 on It's okay to cry sometimes... +8
#18 - ...I should go visit the zoo. Also, **** yeah, H…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2016 on road trip +32
#95 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
*buy a zoo
#27 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
Eyyyy boy alief what up
#101 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
Sitting here in NorthShore. Discovery green is pretty lit too
#24 - **** overwatch, 7 days till Witcher 3: Blood and Wine ************* 05/24/2016 on Blizzard's FW +2
#54 - Prick. 05/15/2016 on His face says what we're... +20
#371 - **apietotheface used "*roll picture*"** **apietotheface rol… 05/10/2016 on Roll for your GOD POWERS 0
#33 - But there isn't only two.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/10/2016 on elections +13
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#113 - youregaylol (05/10/2016) [-]
A vote for Gary is a vote for Hilary and a guaranteed liberal supreme court for a generation. Heller, which affirms the individual right to own firearms, only passed by 5-4.

Democrats have a chance at castrating the second amendment and you want to give the election to them because Trump triggered you? Please.
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#111 - seniorawesomesauce (05/10/2016) [-]
Oh but Gary Johnson wants to open the border completely. He claims 10 foot walls lead to 11 foot ladders, anti-immigration laws lead to racial profiling, and that we have no reason to send back illegal immigrants that we've already educated. He favors NAFTA, and believes Evolution shouldn't be taught in schools, not giving out student loans, and is as much of a "globalist" as you can get.
#88 - anon (05/10/2016) [-]
Is that John Cena?
#62 - anon (05/10/2016) [-]
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

No, says the woman in the pantsuit, it belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the business suit, it belongs to the wall.

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Johnson. A candidate under whom the journalist would not fear the censor; under whom the entrepreneur would not be bound by petty feelings; under whom the great would not be constrained by the small!

And with the cast of your vote, Johnson can become your candidate as well.
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#72 - Kadzait (05/10/2016) [-]
I didn't know the libs could afford shills.
#123 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
It was just a joke...
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#124 - Kadzait (05/11/2016) [-]
so was that...
#109 - Well, it did spawn a quality abridged series.… 05/09/2016 on Good Parenting +14
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2016 on I think I'll pass +95
#14 - pregnanttissue (05/03/2016) [-]