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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:7/02/2016
Location:Texas
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#24 - **** overwatch, 7 days till Witcher 3: Blood and Wine ************* 05/24/2016 on Blizzard's FW +2
#54 - Prick. 05/15/2016 on His face says what we're... +20
#371 - **apietotheface used "*roll picture*"** **apietotheface rol… 05/10/2016 on Roll for your GOD POWERS 0
#33 - But there isn't only two.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/10/2016 on elections +13
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#113 - youregaylol (05/10/2016) [-]
A vote for Gary is a vote for Hilary and a guaranteed liberal supreme court for a generation. Heller, which affirms the individual right to own firearms, only passed by 5-4.

Democrats have a chance at castrating the second amendment and you want to give the election to them because Trump triggered you? Please.
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#111 - seniorawesomesauce (05/10/2016) [-]
Oh but Gary Johnson wants to open the border completely. He claims 10 foot walls lead to 11 foot ladders, anti-immigration laws lead to racial profiling, and that we have no reason to send back illegal immigrants that we've already educated. He favors NAFTA, and believes Evolution shouldn't be taught in schools, not giving out student loans, and is as much of a "globalist" as you can get.
#88 - anon (05/10/2016) [-]
Is that John Cena?
#62 - anon (05/10/2016) [-]
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

No, says the woman in the pantsuit, it belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the business suit, it belongs to the wall.

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Johnson. A candidate under whom the journalist would not fear the censor; under whom the entrepreneur would not be bound by petty feelings; under whom the great would not be constrained by the small!

And with the cast of your vote, Johnson can become your candidate as well.
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#72 - Kadzait (05/10/2016) [-]
I didn't know the libs could afford shills.
#123 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
It was just a joke...
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#124 - Kadzait (05/11/2016) [-]
so was that...
#109 - Well, it did spawn a quality abridged series.… 05/09/2016 on Good Parenting +14
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2016 on I think I'll pass +95
#14 - pregnanttissue (05/03/2016) [-]
#7 - The feels never really leave us. They just lay dormant until t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2016 on Feelrama +64
#56 - anon (05/03/2016) [-]
Don't remind me of that episode
#24 - Well godspeed to you then. Give the ole girl a pat for me. 05/02/2016 on very dog wow 0
#22 - I am sad to hear that, bud. I hope she has a couple of good ye…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2016 on very dog wow +1
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#23 - Tusura (05/02/2016) [-]
We are hoping so as well. I'd like her to see 10 at least.

Hip Dysplasia Cataracts, and Cardiomyapothy. As well as ear problems like crazy. She's getting to be fairly blind and deaf.

I still love the giant furball though.
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#24 - apietotheface (05/02/2016) [-]
Well godspeed to you then. Give the ole girl a pat for me.
#20 - I bet she would be fun to wrestle with  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2016 on very dog wow +1
#21 - Tusura (05/02/2016) [-]
I bet so. Unfortunately she can't.

She has hip dysplasia. She's 8 years old now, which is the typical minimum age rage of a Bull Mastiff, which she's half breed. 1/4 German Shepherd, 1/4 Collie or Pitt Bull. Not sure what the mother was a mix of other than 1/2 German Shepherd. Father was pure Bull Mastiff.

She's still in good spirits and everything, but she's getting old. I've never truly been able to wrestle with her since she's had hip dysplasia her whole life.
She's a happy pupper though. Can't go for long walks anymore, but still loves going to the bus stop to get the kids every day.
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#22 - apietotheface (05/02/2016) [-]
I am sad to hear that, bud. I hope she has a couple of good years left in her.
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#23 - Tusura (05/02/2016) [-]
We are hoping so as well. I'd like her to see 10 at least.

Hip Dysplasia Cataracts, and Cardiomyapothy. As well as ear problems like crazy. She's getting to be fairly blind and deaf.

I still love the giant furball though.
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#24 - apietotheface (05/02/2016) [-]
Well godspeed to you then. Give the ole girl a pat for me.