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#296 - **apellon used "*roll picture*"** **apellon rolled image ** 07/24/2016 on Roll for Admin's biceps 0
#542 - **apellon used "*roll picture*"** **apellon rolled image ** 07/24/2016 on Your boyfriend is pregnant 0
#1001 - but Palestine doesn't exist 07/24/2016 on Be reborn here! 0
#1000 - **apellon used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **apellon rolls 49**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on Be reborn here! 0
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#1001 - apellon (07/24/2016) [-]
but Palestine doesn't exist
#26 - I have ascended 07/23/2016 on how fucked are you? +6
#9 - just get all your anime from an IRC like in the olden days 07/21/2016 on KAT is down 0
#16 - remember, if she can't deadlift you she's not worth it 07/21/2016 on eastern 0
#6 - that girl is a lot braver than me, they would probably have to…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2016 on hurt +30
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#21 - deadlyfoez (07/22/2016) [-]
They do give you a sedative or some anesthesia of some sort. I have had both of my shoulders dislocated, one of them MANY times. The most common anesthesia that they have given me was the type where you are still wide awake but pretty much blacked out so you don't remember it at all. Still, every time they have given me something for the pain. And here I am a grown adult, I am sure that they would do much better for a child.

Hell, once they had to give me so much morphine that it knocked me right the fuck out. That was the only way they could get my shoulder back in place. I ended up needing surgery the fix the damage.
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#9 - arkis (07/21/2016) [-]
as a person that doesn't like hospitals ( I actually refused to go in, because I don't like em, when a fresh tree trunk about 8in wide and roughly 7ft tall landed on my ankle after I fell and it fell from an upright position while my ankle was against a hard packed gravel driveway ) the hardest part would just be getting my ass in to there.
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#11 - twentytwelve (07/21/2016) [-]
Got wasted one time while camping and decided to jump over the campfire while a guy was cooking over it, would have been fine had said guy not been holding a pan of searing hot oil and lifting it right as I jumped, bumped into me, burned the shit out of me and I landed badly on my ankle, not sure what happened to it because I never went to a hospital, had a limp for a month, not manly or anything just poor
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#8 - accountforstripey (07/21/2016) [-]
As someone who has tried it... yeah freaking out is a likely outcome.
Also a month in bed and a leg in cast.

I was just lucky someone knew what to do about it, without making it worse.
#21 - what? of course we're going to get married first! 07/20/2016 on Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub... +20
#19 - **apellon rolled user reginleif **  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2016 on Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub... +21
#20 - reginleif (07/20/2016) [-]
>premarital sex.
#25 - nuxtheunkrakible (07/21/2016) [-]
i dont think iv'e ever see a more perfect Waifu.
#58 - anon (07/21/2016) [-]
Have you seriously never heard of Joan of Arc before?
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#93 - nuxtheunkrakible (07/21/2016) [-]
no. should i feel ashamed?
#95 - anon (07/21/2016) [-]
She's a fairly well known biblical character.

Basically was the xtian savior of France. Died a virgin. It's said when she was burned on the stake as a martyr her heart remained without a single burn
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#97 - nuxtheunkrakible (07/21/2016) [-]
damn. she really is the perfect waifu.
#96 - anon (07/21/2016) [-]
Sorry, not biblical, but very much a huge xtian icon.
#21 - apellon (07/20/2016) [-]
what? of course we're going to get married first!