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#33 - It's implying short term change, like getting mad or turning i… 05/03/2015 on Luve +1
#505 - Ayyy Lmao 04/09/2015 on Rest in pink 0
#30 - Isn't a shovel just a big spoon?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Fact of the day +3
#31 - awesomenesss (04/07/2015) [-]
The magma will be expecting shovels. Gotta catch 'em off guard.
#2 - What draws you to my cheesy content at such a peak hour of the… 04/03/2015 on Cheese Wiz! 0
#7 - What game is that?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2015 on (untitled) +9
#44 - anonymous (03/01/2015) [-]
sandrude dudestorm
#10 - superretardo (02/28/2015) [-]
#8 - ieatapples (02/28/2015) [-]
I may be wrong, but it looks like Trackmania 2
#9 - lncognito (02/28/2015) [-]
you're right, it's trackmania 2: valley
#108 - It's stated in the Bible that the lord won't come again (the r… 02/23/2015 on Tumblr Comp Part 6 0
#9 - To strong Christians, the whole point of being alive is a test…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Tumblr Comp Part 6 +10
#58 - revolvingocelot (02/20/2015) [-]
some guy who was runs a church told me that it never really says that you have to become this perfect human being and love god, and that nobody is perfect, the way to get in to heaven is: to accept jesus as the son of god who died for your sins, accept jesus into your heart, and that whatever sins you commited, you must truly regret them and want to be forgiven, because god wants to forgive you. then viola, into heaven you go~
User avatar #55 - loomiss (02/20/2015) [-]
So how does it work if you are born in the outskirts of russia and are never taught religion?
Are you just fucked?
or is it okay because you didnt know?
User avatar #84 - doctadoc (02/20/2015) [-]
There are many teachings of each nomination and even then, it can differ just by who is preaching. I've heard that if you've never had the opportunity to hear the word of God, then you go to hell, but you don't get any kind of punishment except knowing that you never get to go to heaven. I've also heard that in the end, it really doesn't matter if you believe in God or not, that if you are a good person who devotes his life to good deeds, you're in. There are so many concepts and ideas, its almost like Comic books when they make a whole other universe just so they can change the backstory of a character or give them a different power.
#66 - anonymous (02/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, if you don't know about Christianity you get a free ticket to Heaven. There's an old joke I used to hear about how a preacher came to an Eskimo village to spread the word of the lord, was asked the same question you just asked, told them that "yeah, you'd just get a free ticket into heaven if you didn't know", and then was asked by an Eskimo "Well, why the fuck did you tell us then?!"
User avatar #108 - apeksniper (02/23/2015) [-]
It's stated in the Bible that the lord won't come again (the rapture) until any and all have had a chance to learn about the Lord. So it may take a little while.
User avatar #67 - loomiss (02/20/2015) [-]
I like it
#56 - anonymous (02/20/2015) [-]
That's actually covered in the bible. If you don't know, you won't go to hell. That's why God had disciples, to spread the word and tell people about his holy kingdom.
#41 - The reaosn all that stuff is expensive is because all of it is… 01/07/2015 on Handicraft 0
#39 - You were pretty close to the actual thing  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on garroshhellscream's profile 0
User avatar #40 - garroshhellscream (12/26/2014) [-]
I just knew that coins would have something to do with him
#2427 - **apeksniper used "*roll cah answer*"** **apeksniper rolls … 12/25/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0

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