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anusholeboner

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/26/2011
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Puerto Rico
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Content Ranking:#10224
Comment Ranking:#7830
Highest Content Rank:#3149
Highest Comment Rank:#1008
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Times Content Favorited:16 times
Total Comments Made:1629
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latest user's comments

#110 - DONT use Hola unblocker "better internet". It is mal… 05/09/2015 on Look at this rare pepe 0
#87 - Comment deleted 05/09/2015 on Free Steam Card Giveaway +1
#180 - Red Whip, the Consort of Men.... 05/09/2015 on white stalker the watcher... 0
#107 - Do you know how ******* hard I'd play this **** ?… 05/07/2015 on Bit Souls art +1
#5 - Comment deleted 05/07/2015 on Talking to my crush 0
#31 - I cant believe someone would even put the Silent Hill franchis… 05/02/2015 on (untitled) -1
#42 - currently the prices are super high because everyone and their… 05/02/2015 on Congrats on passing! +5
#41 - wRA 04/30/2015 on Did you bring an extra... 0
#33 - I thought that was a child for a sec until I realized she was … 04/25/2015 on ey b0ss 0
#9 - Haha, I have an old Nixon Agnew political campaign pin. Its fu… 04/23/2015 on In peach Nixon +1
#29 - Sam's fierce "loyalty" almost got him killed twice t… 04/20/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#18 - They actually might considering they didn't sign a contract re…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Bet none of you saw this... +1
User avatar #50 - blarghagh (04/01/2015) [-]
thank god i was in the middle of series 20
#15 - There's an MGS4 Old Snake statue with the MG mk.II in a Game S… 04/01/2015 on Steal it 0
#15 - He was technically given the codename Snake for a bit. He got … 03/31/2015 on What's in the box!? 0
#13 - No but seriously, dog stealing sucks.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on comic +31
#15 - John Cena (03/31/2015) [-]
Finally, someone on my side
#18 - The Fox one wasn't a mistake. 03/28/2015 on mistakes made +1
#4 - Is that the Undead Parish?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on i want one +2
User avatar #5 - satrenkotheone (03/26/2015) [-]
Pretty much, yeah.
#10915 - So I wanna get into MTG but I have no idea where to start or w…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/25/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #10923 - truekraken (03/26/2015) [-]
Try Magic Online
or use this tool to locate your nearby MTG store with judges and events

If you have any more questions feel free to ask, L1 Judge here.
User avatar #10921 - Zarke (03/26/2015) [-]
Hurro has covered most of it, but I'd suggest sticking with an intro pack or splitting a duel deck or similar package with a friend. The decks aren't phenomenal, but they're well-balanced and themed. Just getting a bunch of boosters is a good way to start your collection, but it takes a while to get the hang of building decks. You'll be better at that once you have a better grasp of the game's mechanics and know what you want about a deck.

In my case, that would be Red tactics in Green proportions.
#10922 - Hurro (03/26/2015) [-]
RG player? How much do you love Kessig wolf run?
User avatar #10924 - Zarke (03/27/2015) [-]
It sounds about right.
#10919 - Hurro (03/25/2015) [-]
I forgot to mention intro decks. Those are nice and pretty worth it, but they offer little to no flexibility when it comes to actually playing the game long-term. They give you a duel-ready deck, and 2 booster packs. If you are planning on starting with a friend, each one should buy and intro deck to be introduced to the game and different playstyles, cards, mechanics, etc. If you are looking to start and have no one in particular to play with, grab a deckbuilder box.They are only 5 dollars more and have the potential to make 2-3 deck out of the cards in them.
#10916 - Hurro (03/25/2015) [-]
Be prepared to dump LOTS OF MONEY. MTG will literally consume your soul the moment you let it. As a new player, I'd recommend buying either a fat pack (40$) or a deck builder box (20$) Personally I prefer the deck builder boxes because they offer tons of land, lots of base cards,4 booster packs, and a box to store cards in. Fat packs give 9 boosters, 100 land (20 of each color) a life spindown die, and a storage box. Each booster pack has a guaranteed rare card with a chance at a foil (holo), another rare, token, or mythic rare (top rarity) so for quality booster pack is better than builder box, but since your new I'd still recommend the deck builder box. (as another aside, Fat packs aren't worth it if youre looking strictly for packs, packs are 4$ each, so you can just get 10 for the price of 9 - the extra contents.) Go to wal-mart or any nearby tabletop gaming/comic book store and just ask where they are.
#3 - "Fiiiiiish!!!" 03/25/2015 on What should I Name my Gut... 0
#7 - You mean the spoon? Yeah but You have to keep it held tight cu… 03/24/2015 on He pinned them down +1
#251 - XCOM: Enforcer pls bby 03/22/2015 on Giving Back 0
#6 - You think he'd update it more than once every six months? Its …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on Gone With The Blastwave 0
#1 - Credits to Kimmo Lemmeti, By the way. Link to comic: 03/21/2015 on Gone With The Blastwave +8
#42 - no, of course the game looks like **** , Im just getting…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Nothin Personnel Squid... +1
User avatar #43 - hourlyb (03/21/2015) [-]
I guess.
I'll still hate it though.
#40 - I think the devs know its edgy and are just injecting more int…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Nothin Personnel Squid... 0
User avatar #41 - hourlyb (03/21/2015) [-]
Fine, but that doesn't change the game's premise being absolute shit.
User avatar #42 - anusholeboner (03/21/2015) [-]
no, of course the game looks like shit, Im just getting at that no one should see this as a serious game. Its more of a project than anything.
User avatar #43 - hourlyb (03/21/2015) [-]
I guess.
I'll still hate it though.

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