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#2 - Yes, I do take suggestions. I'll just draw what ever gets more… 12/25/2014 on I want to play a game (read... 0
#110 - Looks like a solution for a differential equation. 08/29/2014 on Mastering Physics 0
#151 - I never knew this, but it sounds like something he would total… 08/29/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#74 - No, I think people are starting to jump on the bandwagon becau…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2014 on hypocritic bitches +6
User avatar #77 - kaboomz (08/28/2014) [-]
but what if they keep fucking journalists to get their shit ideals to our youth?
#96 - bobthedilder (08/28/2014) [-]
Then we start our own website, we'll call it Outer Heaven, where gamers won't be abused by the the falsehoods of governments games journalism.
#127 - kaboomz (08/28/2014) [-]
#86 - anonexplains (08/28/2014) [-]
you say 'bitches be crazy" to them and they understand
#23 - Picture 08/27/2014 on SJW or bust. +2
#21 - So they agreed to have non-consensual sex. Doesn't it make i…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/27/2014 on SJW or bust. +14
User avatar #179 - jubnik (08/27/2014) [-]
its like saying "Sure ill take a sip of your coke because we are in a relationship" without knowing that there have been five people's dicks in that coke bottle
User avatar #22 - Tyranitar (08/27/2014) [-]
It's difficult to try and put into words, but the best way I can say it: He refused to consent to having sex with her if she cheated, so from the point she began cheating onwards, all sex they had is legally considered non-consensual (i.e. she raped him)

Come to think of it, it's a bit like when girls have sex when they are drunk, then turn around and say it was rape because she only consented while she was drunk. Except in this case, the law would be on his side if he pursued the case (which he probably can't because he is already being threatened by the Five Guys Squad and all of Zoe's SJW minions for the damage he's done so far)
User avatar #231 - Anemophobia (08/28/2014) [-]
so basically its like saying the sex is consensual unless you lied or witheld informations?
I know the law that says you have to tell someone about you having an std if its serious like AIDS
I'll tell a girl at a bar that my dick is huge but when I take her home, stick my dick in her pussy and when she realizes its not huge then can she say rape?

who has a legal agreement or contract with someone over if they cheat on them they cant have sex, why would you be with someone you think is a cheater in the first place

the whole situation regarding the case for rape is retarded
User avatar #72 - fjusernumberone (08/27/2014) [-]
Well, technically, if someone has seed with someone who is drunk it's considered rape because the other person wasn't in a condition to make a valid judgment.
User avatar #217 - kabuthefox (08/27/2014) [-]
which is rather silly, cause one of the only things u can do while ur drunk that isnt seen as ur fault by the legal system

-drinking and driving
-violence while under the influence
-just being drunk in public
are examples of things that are your fault while drunk
User avatar #54 - garaichu (08/27/2014) [-]
I'll have to admit, it's not a bad idea, a contract like that.

Of course, it's fucking sad that it obviously was necessary to begin with, but...
User avatar #52 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/27/2014) [-]
its more along the lines of she tricked him into sex under false pretenses
#23 - antoniospaghettio (08/27/2014) [-]
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