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#114 - eddymolly (09/06/2014) [-]
Neville wasn't an incompetent wizard, he just had the wrong wand.
To start with, he used his Fathers wand, which because he didn't defeat his dad didn't work properly for him. It gets broken in the 5th book in the Department of Mysteries and he then gets a new one from Ollivander.
After that, he gets a lot better at magic, and as revealed by JK, Neville became an Auror after he left Hogwarts, then later returned to become the Herbology teacher.
So yeah, he was a pretty good wizard.
Also, a quick point about the prophecy bit, Voldemort would have no reason to try and kill Neville, because he knew he wasn't the chosen one from the prophecy.
There is a line in it that Snape did hear that says "and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal"
So he knew 2 people met the other requirements, but by attacking Harry he marked him, and hence he was the only one who fulfilled the whole prophecy.
Still, Voldemort was a dickhead, so you never know.
#115 - awec (09/06/2014) [-]
Neville was an incompetent wizard though. First this happened where he couldn't even control his broom and even in 5th year when he was in Dumbledore's army it was apparently an improvement that Neville stunned the wrong person because "it was a much closer miss than normal". That's not the wand or the confidence bringing him down, just generally being bad.
I don't remember Neville ever becoming an auror - all I remember is that he became headmaster/head of herbology because Herbology was the only subject he actually did well in.
#116 - eddymolly (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, but that wasn't all him. A large part of it was the wand. As soon as he gets a new one he becomes a much more successful wizard, and leads the DA in the 7th book, so clearly can't be that bad. Also, becoming an Auror requires top skills (as they presumably didn't have grades in the last year from the whole destruction on Hogwarts/Mini war going on)
Also, riding a broom is more a talent than a learnt skill. Hermione can't ride a broom very well, yet she is an amazing witch.
And JK said in an interview/talk thing about the characters in a sort of extended universe way. Neville also married Hannah Abbot, who became the landlady of the Leaky Cauldron.
#93 - darkcomy (08/27/2014) [-]
When Trelawney (probably misspelled the name) told the prophecy to Dumbledore, Snape was listening ( this happened in Albus's brother's inn ), Dumbledore's brother caught him and threw him out, so he couldnt listen properly, but he told half the prophecy to Voldemort, enough to know that either Harry or Neville could be the child.
#96 - snowshark (08/27/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, I don't remember shit about that scene from the books so I'll defer to you on this one. But in all honesty I can't imagine Quirrel trying to kill Neville whilst Hooch was there but NOT trying to kill Harry when Hooch wasn't.
Your theory holds water, it's just not watertight. That said, the Harry Potter books aren't all that well written so I wouldn't be surprised if you're right and Rowling wrote herself into a corner so she just made it so that he was being clumsy instead.
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