Login or register


Last status update:
Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/10/2011
Last Login:1/11/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 725 total,  870 ,  145
Comment Thumbs: 15697 total,  16902 ,  1205
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 73 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 53.7% (537/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Content Views:63028
Times Content Favorited:26 times
Total Comments Made:12179
FJ Points:16847

latest user's comments

#11 - And Dead Space. 09/04/2014 on Insert EA joke here +1
#30 - My IQ: Schfifty-five  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Snowden IQ is 145 +6
User avatar
#31 - pkman (09/04/2014) [-]
Haha loved that video. Pretty old reference though
#40 - Who is this 4chan? 09/03/2014 on investigative journalism +4
#85 - Yeah, I used to use Irish Spring because that's what my mom bo… 09/03/2014 on You wanted equality? 0
#10 - Comment deleted 09/02/2014 on Epic fail level: Monumental +2
#12 - Nazis took the swastika, a buddhist peace symbol, and turned i… 09/02/2014 on cause we all need something... +2
#15 - I heard he has a good relationship with his father.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2014 on TV Show Facts Part 3 +3
User avatar
#16 - Tyranitar (09/02/2014) [-]
I know they're on good terms now, considering he named his first son after him (not Jaden). But his parents were going through a long and painful split for a lot of his youth, so he might have had some pent-up anger at his mother and/or father.
#32 - grrphc (09/02/2014) [-]
Will Smith stated himself that his Father was still a huge role model in his life after his parents split up and that it didn't impair his parenting at all.
It's just an internet rumour. You asked a question, why are you trying so hard to defend it?
#10 - Gabe kinda sounds like a faggot.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Pretty girls in porn +40
#23 - anon (09/02/2014) [-]
#59 - >Genderless >not white mentally 09/02/2014 on Simply nigger +5
#22 - I agree, like how they made Big Daddy a 'normal guy who wanted… 09/01/2014 on Kick-Ass 0
#310 - I agree, I think the "more than one sex" thing is on… 09/01/2014 on Tumblr Logic 3 +1
#135 - Navy is more like: "This boat sucks!" 08/30/2014 on it speaks for itself..... 0
#132 - This. That's exactly how I feel. Also, I think the tumblr … 08/29/2014 on Effect of Feminism 147 0
#40 - ...and a second time, thus slowing his descent for him to land…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Harry Potter And The... +6
User avatar
#41 - jeezloxxy (08/27/2014) [-]
His grandmother sent it to him, because he always seemed to forget things.
#39 - Neville's cloak catches him once...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Harry Potter And The... +4
#40 - antisocialtwilight (08/27/2014) [-]
...and a second time, thus slowing his descent for him to land with a minor injury.

The question is....who sent him the remembroll?
User avatar
#41 - jeezloxxy (08/27/2014) [-]
His grandmother sent it to him, because he always seemed to forget things.
#38 - I'm gonna drop some stuff on you guys: 1. The remembroll t…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Harry Potter And The... +18
#82 - awec (08/27/2014) [-]
No no, Neville was just an incompetent wizard. There is no possible reason why Voldemort would want Neville dead.
User avatar
#114 - eddymolly (09/06/2014) [-]
Neville wasn't an incompetent wizard, he just had the wrong wand.

To start with, he used his Fathers wand, which because he didn't defeat his dad didn't work properly for him. It gets broken in the 5th book in the Department of Mysteries and he then gets a new one from Ollivander.

After that, he gets a lot better at magic, and as revealed by JK, Neville became an Auror after he left Hogwarts, then later returned to become the Herbology teacher.

So yeah, he was a pretty good wizard.

Also, a quick point about the prophecy bit, Voldemort would have no reason to try and kill Neville, because he knew he wasn't the chosen one from the prophecy.
There is a line in it that Snape did hear that says "and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal"
So he knew 2 people met the other requirements, but by attacking Harry he marked him, and hence he was the only one who fulfilled the whole prophecy.

Still, Voldemort was a dickhead, so you never know.
#115 - awec (09/06/2014) [-]
Neville was an incompetent wizard though. First this happened where he couldn't even control his broom and even in 5th year when he was in Dumbledore's army it was apparently an improvement that Neville stunned the wrong person because "it was a much closer miss than normal". That's not the wand or the confidence bringing him down, just generally being bad.
I don't remember Neville ever becoming an auror - all I remember is that he became headmaster/head of herbology because Herbology was the only subject he actually did well in.
User avatar
#116 - eddymolly (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, but that wasn't all him. A large part of it was the wand. As soon as he gets a new one he becomes a much more successful wizard, and leads the DA in the 7th book, so clearly can't be that bad. Also, becoming an Auror requires top skills (as they presumably didn't have grades in the last year from the whole destruction on Hogwarts/Mini war going on)

Also, riding a broom is more a talent than a learnt skill. Hermione can't ride a broom very well, yet she is an amazing witch.

And JK said in an interview/talk thing about the characters in a sort of extended universe way. Neville also married Hannah Abbot, who became the landlady of the Leaky Cauldron.
User avatar
#86 - darkcomy (08/27/2014) [-]
He was born in a period which could make him the child of the prophecy.
User avatar
#91 - snowshark (08/27/2014) [-]
But... Voldemort doesn't know the prophecy, right? That's why he wanted it in the fifth book. "Harry Potter and the Incompetent Plan that is Clearly a Trap Where Harry Nearly Gets Everyone Killed."
User avatar
#93 - darkcomy (08/27/2014) [-]
When Trelawney (probably misspelled the name) told the prophecy to Dumbledore, Snape was listening ( this happened in Albus's brother's inn ), Dumbledore's brother caught him and threw him out, so he couldnt listen properly, but he told half the prophecy to Voldemort, enough to know that either Harry or Neville could be the child.
User avatar
#96 - snowshark (08/27/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, I don't remember shit about that scene from the books so I'll defer to you on this one. But in all honesty I can't imagine Quirrel trying to kill Neville whilst Hooch was there but NOT trying to kill Harry when Hooch wasn't.

Your theory holds water, it's just not watertight. That said, the Harry Potter books aren't all that well written so I wouldn't be surprised if you're right and Rowling wrote herself into a corner so she just made it so that he was being clumsy instead.
User avatar
#100 - darkcomy (08/27/2014) [-]
I dont really support that theory, as I am not the original poster. I just gave you a reason for which Voldemort would want to kill Neville.
User avatar
#101 - snowshark (08/27/2014) [-]
Eh, Voldemort don't need a reason. He's a cunt. But fair enough.
#39 - antisocialtwilight (08/27/2014) [-]
Neville's cloak catches him once...
#40 - antisocialtwilight (08/27/2014) [-]
...and a second time, thus slowing his descent for him to land with a minor injury.

The question is....who sent him the remembroll?
User avatar
#41 - jeezloxxy (08/27/2014) [-]
His grandmother sent it to him, because he always seemed to forget things.
#22 - ******* Hasook. 08/27/2014 on LoK Trivia: Book 1 Edition +1
#64 - This debate again... Well you're right but I consider her …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on I fucking hate like whores +1
#91 - nsfwlurkmore (08/27/2014) [-]
We can try
#62 - IMO short-haired girls are the cutest  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on I fucking hate like whores 0
#63 - nsfwlurkmore (08/27/2014) [-]
Short haired =/= no hair
#64 - antisocialtwilight (08/27/2014) [-]
This debate again...
Well you're right but I consider her to have hair. I define bald as shiny-head, while she has a shaved head.
But I once dated a girl who shaved her head for cancer awareness, point is it was cute and hot.
can we both agree that she's hot?
#91 - nsfwlurkmore (08/27/2014) [-]
We can try
#15 - I really like that House is conceptually based on Sherlock Hol… 08/27/2014 on Kids being Kids +1
#2 - Everybody probably knows already, for those who don't: this is…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/26/2014 on A simply guide on how to... +116
User avatar
#8 - baditch (08/26/2014) [-]
And the devs and players all thought it was funny so now he's aggressive in all of the civ games.
User avatar
#4 - alstorp (08/26/2014) [-]
He's fucking crazy in Civ 5 as well.
User avatar
#5 - didactus (08/26/2014) [-]
That's a reference to what he said.
User avatar
#3 - gragasvlad (08/26/2014) [-]
and he's remained quite nuke happy ever since
#19 - Picture 08/26/2014 on Five nights at Ronalds +3
#11 - Ron Ron Ru! 08/26/2014 on Mc lovin it +1
#41 - Picture 08/26/2014 on reminder: SJWs threatened a... +7
#20 - Picture 08/26/2014 on mfw told im addicted to... +2
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (418)
Anonymous comments allowed.
128 comments displayed.
#485 - shunk (06/18/2014) [-]
Good luck in Navy basic man, Some quick tips. Don't stand up during the moment of truth, Give your parents or a close friend your facebook info so they can post your ship address for all your friends when they get your first letter, and only go to medical if you need to, those bastards are downsizing and will look for any reason to kick you out. Once again good luck, and be the best goddamn sailor you can be.
-A Shipmate
#465 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly begins to load a gas grenade into a grenade launcher and aims at a window before fireing**

I love my job.
#466 to #465 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
**antisocialtwilight uses science to force a volcanic eruption, decimating Rook Island**

If you love your job, you'll never work a day in your life.
#467 to #466 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly begins to take out a small device curseing**

Until lava is involved.

Hate the warmth.
#468 to #467 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
Heat is good.
#469 to #468 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
**warzon suddenly tosses the device into the flames suddenly causeing them to freeze at the base avoiding the deaths of many**

Well i prefer the cold.
#470 to #469 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
Give a man a torch, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I don't like the cold. It reminds me of loneliness, of isolation. I don't like that either.
#471 to #470 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
Cold has a habbit of driveing people closer-
Speaking of which your cell mate will be very close to you for causeing a volcano to erupt.
#472 to #471 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
But if they lock me up, I'll never tell them where I'm targeting my next volcano strike...
#473 to #472 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
Well thats simple we'll just repeat this-
Me deactivateing the volcanos with a cold device.

You loseing your anal virginity in prision

You sitting in a damp cold cell.
#474 to #473 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
The ignition device is at the Yellowstone Supervolcano. I'm not a comic book villain. Do you honestly think I would explain my master plan to you if there was even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome?
I triggered it 35 minutes ago.
#475 to #474 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
Thats good-
We removed it three hours ago.

Thats why you dont **** with changeling spys...
*Casualy leans foward smileing gently*
Or well...unless its ******* a changeling spy then its diffrent.
#476 to #475 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
And just what are you insinuating, Warzon? What do you expect to happen today, apart from the usual scene where I escape you unharmed and ready to hatch another scheme? You'll tire of stopping me long before I stop trying.
#477 to #476 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy begins to chuckle**

I am insinuating that maybe we should get lunch,
Afterall we've been foiling eachother for a long time havent we?
And you've said that now-
But in a few years when were back to the volcano thing and ill casualy inform you of the number of times you've done the volcano thing.
#478 to #477 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
Lunch? I'm not hungry. Aside from that, I'm familiar enough with Changeling anatomy to know you can't eat food, human or irken. We have been foiling each other a long time. Long enough for me to know your strengths and weaknesses. You feed off of love, but with me, you will surely starve.
#479 to #478 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
Dear you miss something:We also eat meat.

Human or irken...*Casualy smiles leaning foward and pecking anti's forehead*

And i dont mind its better conversation then most...See you around sweetie.
#480 to #479 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
#482 to #480 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
(i could slip in some romantic text if you want.
#483 to #482 - antisocialtwilight (06/04/2013) [-]
Thanks but no, it wouldn't feel right. I got a girlfriend and she's really special to me and I wouldn't want to betray her by doing romantic RPing. Hope that makes sense.
#484 to #483 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
Ah okay.
#481 to #480 - warzon (06/04/2013) [-]
Wiedersehen Sie wunderbare Frau.

For now at least.
#444 - warzon (03/24/2013) [-]
You mentioned me what did you say anyways?)
#445 to #444 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
I said that I once did an RP with you where you were snooping into Tak's base.
#446 to #445 - warzon (03/24/2013) [-]
Ah just curious.
#421 - twenny (03/24/2013) [-]
An average height man approaches the door to your house and knocks, holding a small stack of fliers. "Hello? Anyone home?" He knocks moderately and looks at his feet.
#442 to #421 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
*breathes deeply, as if composing herself*
If you have a problem with that, then you can keep your furniture.
#443 to #442 - twenny (03/24/2013) [-]
He raises his hands. "Allright. Just trying to be neighborly. I mean... Its gotta be lonely is all. With everyone overlooking this house and not even giving a how do you do, or an invitation to the neighborhood block parties." he pauses. "But I can see you're not interested in that. Anyhow, thanks for your time. Hopefully the domestic disputes will start to go down once we get the police to check on Zim's home."
#447 to #443 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
Wait! *she begins playing with her hands*
Listen, Zim is an...old friend of mine. Like you said his parents are really weird, it's hard for him. I'll check up on him for you, that way you don't need to get the police involved.
It would just be so hard on him, people would start to talk. I mean, you know some of the horrible rumors the others are spreading about him...
#448 to #447 - twenny (03/24/2013) [-]
"Well... We're worried that he's being abused. And we're trying to investigate the house and get him out of there. Its for the best of your friend."
#449 to #448 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
Zim's parents? Abuse? Hah! No way, they're hippies. *ahem*
They do, however, need a stern talking-to, and that's what I'll do. Calling the police over would just enrage them and make the problem worse!
I've been dealing with them for a while, I know how to handle this situation, you just leave Zim to me. I'll even show them the petition, they're all about democracy in action.
#450 to #449 - twenny (03/25/2013) [-]
"Are you allright? You're starting to... Act odd. The police will just be investigating to see if Zim is okay, and if his parents show hostile intent. If they aren't violent, then there's no issue. Right?"
#451 to #450 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
The issue is that you keep prying into other people's business when it's none of your concern! Leave Zim and me alone, Zim is tougher than he looks, he doesn't need you to rescue him, and I don't need your furniture, I am not a charity case!
#453 to #451 - twenny (03/25/2013) [-]
"I'm not prying. I've yet to ask a single thing about you that isn't relevant to the neighborhood association. As for zim, its the entire block that's concerned, not just me, miss thing."
#456 to #453 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
Then you can tell everyone on the block that Zim is thick-skinned and doesn't need people snooping in his private affairs and conspiring behind his back! We're not part of your community, and we never will be, of that you can be certain.
#452 to #451 - twenny
has deleted their comment [-]
#454 to #452 - antisocialtwilight
Comment deleted by antisocialtwilight [-]
#455 to #454 - twenny (03/25/2013) [-]
"Okay miss thing. I'm not trying to be hostile, or pry or anything. It's not my business, but you're about to make it mine if you cross me." *crosses his arms*
#457 to #455 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
You know what? Here's a sense of community for you. If you don't leave my property in the next 12 seconds, I'll sic my supercat on you to shred your balls, and I'l have her give them to Zim's retarded dog as a "Welcome-to-the-neighborhood" present.
#458 to #457 - twenny (03/25/2013) [-]
He throws his hands up in the air. "Allright, I'll leave. I might just get the police involved in checking you out. After all, you're a teenage girl living by herself with negligent parents. Not exactly safe. Even if its all okay, it's an inconvenience. You've crossed the wrong fellow today." He starts to turn around and make his way to the curb to finish his job.
#459 to #458 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
*she pulls out her gun* Is that a threat? Are you threatening me, Mr. Burgner? I don't take kindly to threats.
#460 to #459 - twenny (03/25/2013) [-]
Whoa whoa whoa... WHERE did you get a gun? And are you threatening to KILL me in broad daylight on the street? that'll end badly
#461 to #460 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
I got it from my "negligent parents". You're too late human, my mind is made up. You've stuck your nose in the business of those infinitely your greater! We are invaders, the Irken Empire's elite, planet-conquering force! I will destroy you, your planet, Zim, and any who get in my wa-*BOOM*
*an explosion of gore rings out as the man's head is shot point blank by a large-caliber pistol...wielded by Zim. He smirks at Tak, that smug smirk of an idiot triumphant. Tak's face is spattered in blood*
Mimi! Come clean up this mess! I have to neuralize the neighbors...after a shower!
#462 to #461 - twenny (03/25/2013) [-]
Hits the ground hard, blood flowing out of his head in large quantities, and starting to go into shock, his brain highly damaged. He begins to convulse, dying, but not dead yet. The air is still, and a few people are staring out of their windows, shocked by the sudden gunshot
#463 to #462 - antisocialtwilight (03/25/2013) [-]
*Tak sighs, and pulls out a nuclear detonator.*
Skoodge, beam Zim and I onto the ship.
There goes the neighborhood...*Click*
#422 to #421 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
'Ello? Yes, what is it?
#423 to #422 - twenny (03/24/2013) [-]
He peers into the entryway, then at the teenager at the door. "Er... Hey. I was hoping to get your signature on this petition. That small house on the corner, where all the gnomes are is victim of several noise complaints. But... You seem a little young to be living here alone. Are your parents home?"
#424 to #423 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
Parents? Oh, right, uh...no, I live alone. They live...pretty far away.
These noise complaints, what were they, specifically?
#425 to #424 - twenny (03/24/2013) [-]
"bangs. Almost like explosions. Also a lot of screaming. And what sounds like a blender or T.V. overheating." *leans a little bit, trying to look into the hous a little more, and hands her one of the fliers* Here's a complete list of infractions.
#426 to #425 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
*drops the flier behind her carelessly*
I quite enjoy my privacy, is there something you're looking for, Mr...?
#427 to #426 - twenny (03/24/2013) [-]
"Burgner. Mark Burgner. Pardon my curiosity. Just this house never replies to neighborhood inquiries, requests, watch meetings, or anything else really. In fact, a lot of people think this house is abandoned. I've seen you moving around from time to time when I walk by, so I tell them otherwise."
#428 to #427 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
Mark Burgner. My name is Tak. Now let me tell you something: as you have no doubt noticed, I'm a teenager living alone in a house, still in school and working insane hours at a *dreadful* weenie stand. I don't make a lot of money, what I make goes into bills, groceries, and cat-products.
That's why my house is so sparsely furnished, and why I don't respond to the inane inquiries, requests, and watch meetings.
I do, however, appreciate your advocacy on my behalf on this matter.
#429 to #428 - twenny (03/24/2013) [-]
Well, Um... Perhaps you'd be willing to show up to the next neighborhood meeting? to at least let them someone lives here. Its spring break at school after all. Er... And someone needs to trim that lawn. *peers over her shoulder* you know, I've got some old furniture if you'd like to spruce up your living room a bit."
#430 to #429 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
*moves to block his view* Furniture? I..oh yes...what color is it? I won't take anything yellow...or orange!
The lawn? Oh yes, I'll have my cat right on that.
Neighborhood meeting, eh? Is Zim going to be there? The one who screams a lot?
#431 to #430 - twenny (03/24/2013) [-]
"Err... No, I have an old salmon recliner, a wicker loveseat, and a green couch. Mismatched as a set, but free. And no, he doesn't. His parents kind of... Freaked out on us last time."
#432 to #431 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
Of course you people would be fooled by...wait, wicked loveseat?! What are you trying to pull here, Mr. Burger?!
#433 to #432 - twenny (03/24/2013) [-]
"A love seat? A couch for 2, made of wicker?" He looks a tad confused. 'Ad what do you mean you'll get the cat on the lawn? Wait, you have a pet?"
#434 to #433 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
Wicker. Couch. Of course.
My cat, yes, she's a small grey cat, more like my assistant, though.
She'll be cutting the lawn, I don't like getting my hands dirty like that.
#435 to #434 - twenny (03/24/2013) [-]
"Er... Your cat can mow the lawn? That's a first. And you'll have to register your cat, so that people with allergies know not to deliver to your home." He smiles. "So... would you like to pick up that furniture? I'll be happy to help you move it. I just need to get it off my hands."
#436 to #435 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
Of course my cat can mow the lawn...why?
Cats do that, don't they?
Anyway, it's impossible to be allergic to my cat, so I won't be registering her.
As for the furniture, Mimi and I will be able to get it just fine. Just leave it outside, we'll come by eventually, unless your bureaucracy has something to say about that as well?
#437 to #436 - twenny (03/24/2013) [-]
"Most cats don't do much of anything. And I could get the furniture over to your house except all but the loveseat is kind of heavy, and I'll need some help. Er... Is your pet spayed?"
#438 to #437 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
No, her name is Mimi. I already said me and my cat will be able to get the furniture just fine. My cat could get them, my presence is just for show. She's much stronger than she looks.
People can't be allergic to her because she's a rob-er, robust cat, yes, very healthy. But also she doesn't shed. I'd be allergic otherwise.
#439 to #438 - twenny (03/24/2013) [-]
"Your... Cat can help me lift the furniture from my house down the block to your place?"
#440 to #439 - antisocialtwilight (03/24/2013) [-]
No; my cat can lift the furniture from your house to mine by herself. I appreciate the donation, but you will not be coming into my home, persistent though you may be.
#441 to #440 - twenny
(03/24/2013) [-]
"Hmm? I just needed to get the furniture to your house. I'm not trying to go into your bedroom, or your restroom. A young lady needs her privacy, and I fully understand this. But helping you set up a couch in your living room shouldn't be an issue." He pauses and scratches his head. "And I think I'd like to see this super cat of yours..."
#398 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon peeks into Tak's base**
#399 to #398 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
No pictures, please!
#420 to #399 - warzon (03/13/2013) [-]
(i sugest posting to the top
#400 to #399 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon proceeds to fall backwords cameo failing**

#401 to #400 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
*Mimi the robot cat catches Warzon*
What's up?
#402 to #401 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon dint exactly fall to the ground instead landing on his hands and doing a back flip stretching**

Oh just your...Friendly sp- Neibourhood watch.
#403 to #402 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Well, nothing evil going on here!
Just your ordinary Earth home with ordinary stasis tubes filled with completely ordinary missing persons!
#404 to #403 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
...Wait stasis tubes?...
*Warzy slowly raises a eyebrow...another sign he wasnt Exactly human*

Thats sounds pretty evil.
#406 to #404 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Comment not found.
#405 to #404 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Er...did I say stasis? I didn't mean to say that. What I meant to say was...Relaxation! Relaxation tubes! They're...relaxing...which explains why they're so still...
#407 to #405 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah...Its like they arent breathing.
At all.
In suspended sleep.
With no outword apperance that they are relaxing...
#408 to #407 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
That's how relaxed they are! The machine takes care of everything.
Why don't you give it a try...?
#409 to #408 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
I would if my Biology dint break it over time.
I mean...*He slowly raises a eyebrow at her*
I dont have time to relax afterall.
#410 to #409 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Really...I insist...
#411 to #410 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly yawns**

Well i am pretty tired of your bull. So why dont we have a nice cup of tea in private...Were other....Neibourhood watch officers arent watching.
#412 to #411 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
I'll have a juice box instead. You can have tea. Then, I'll set you up in a nice Comfort Tube.
#413 to #412 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy enters her home shrugging**

Well if you insist afterall its fun to see it expload horribley.
#414 to #413 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
...explode horribly?
#415 to #414 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
Well dear besides the fact that i said my biology doesnt react well?

I dislike invaders on a claimed planet.
*He casualy sits down on a nearby couch shrugging*

At least invaders who are...Halfway competent.
#416 to #415 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
Halfway competent?! I am a completely competent! How many planets have you conquered? It's not like I can just melt the ice caps and be done with it, I need to kidnap, enslave, or indoctrinate the civilian populace. Otherwise your race would face extermination by the Grand Irken Fleet! I'm trying to save humanity though submission! Zim would rather have the Tallest wipe out everything for a field promotion!
#417 to #416 - warzon (03/12/2013) [-]
Ive conquered your homeworld dispite no one noticeing.
Ive inflitrated the rebels and fund them for the hell of it.
I have been kidnapping people, Missing persons ring a bell?
And you do realise we are Changelings dear...To kill my race is to kill all life simply because we blend in Too well.
And i said am only worried about Even halfway competent invaders zim doesnt count.
Not by a long shot.
*He then proceeds to mimic her voice*

Besides you were defeated by a human and Zim.
#418 to #417 - antisocialtwilight (03/12/2013) [-]
It was TWO humans, Dib, the Hunter, Gaz, the Queen of Rage, and Zim, who had Irken resources, and my malfunctioning robot!
I had to make everything I had, including my ship, from scrap on the planet Dirt!
Do you know how hard it is to serve an empire an entire planet on a silver platter, by yourself, with minuscule resources, and a opposition like that?
#419 to #418 - warzon
(03/12/2013) [-]
Two humans? Oh NOOOOO its like....Twice as much stupid.
And a-oh wait yeah i can forgive you for the Gaz.
And your supose to build a firewall based on the Computer viruses on planet...Even said in the manual but i can forgive that for being...Well you failed to get in.
*He slowly begins to ponder*

Dear i feed off Emotions.
Emotions grant me power.
Humans over overemotionative.
So basicly i woun't quite know a possible way i could fail but then again.
Your only half way competent and barely a fledgeling in age while myself have been around since the first idea of invasion.

So all in all i guess hindsight for you...
#394 - deltoraquest (03/06/2013) [-]
hello antisocial, I noticed your pic
#395 to #394 - antisocialtwilight (03/06/2013) [-]
And? Oh, and here's the transparent pic if you want it.
#396 to #395 - deltoraquest (03/07/2013) [-]
and? is amazing! tak mother ******! also I may or may not find a use for that...
#397 to #396 - antisocialtwilight (03/09/2013) [-]
Hell yeah! I use Tak as a mascot, though I don't have many pictures of her due to lack of source material.
#379 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
**warzon proceeds to give antisocial a ass spank**

#384 to #381 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
#380 to #379 - antisocialtwilight (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh! That was unexpected. Hi!
#382 to #380 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
#383 to #382 - antisocialtwilight (02/14/2013) [-]
What's up? Also got to the part in Homestuck where Calliope is introduced and stuff.
#385 to #383 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy fondles anti's ass**

Oh nothing much.
Your opinion on that?
#386 to #385 - antisocialtwilight (02/14/2013) [-]
Confused, as in how one does that casually.

Just...um...on thing...you know I'm a guy, right?
I mean, if so, carry on, just want to be clear.
#387 to #386 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
I woun't mind either way.

Does what?
#388 to #387 - antisocialtwilight (02/14/2013) [-]
Casually fondle an ass. Seems like it's pretty high on the list of things one can't do casually.
#389 to #388 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
Well first you stand near the person
Then move your hand down casualy without much outward sign.
Then you grope it and stroke it without moveing that much except to see the reaction.
#390 to #389 - antisocialtwilight (02/14/2013) [-]
Well, **** if that's not a one-way ticket to HR. But still, useful to know what to call it if anyone does that to me.
#391 to #390 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
**warzon shrugs and gropes antis ass**

All well.
#392 to #391 - antisocialtwilight (02/14/2013) [-]
Still, I guess over the internet it's fine.

I need more friends.
#393 to #392 - warzon (02/14/2013) [-]
Is that all?
Internet friends or?
#361 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
**warzon pokes twilight through the space and time**
#362 to #361 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
**antisocialtwilight feels it in five minutes in the eye**
#363 to #362 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
**warzon then proceeds to poke MUCH lower for the sexual interaction through time and space**
#364 to #363 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
Ow, my eye! What was that? Hey, may ass!
#365 to #364 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy closes a curtain over the time travel machine**

Much fun times ahead.
#366 to #365 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
So I herd u leik Homestuck?
#367 to #366 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
#368 to #367 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
Vriska is my favorite, because evil is cool. Is it wrong that I laughed when she crippled then killed Tavros?
#369 to #368 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
My favorite is between vriska and Kanaya.
Mostly Because Kanaya Is My Patron troll.
And Kanaya And Vriska Is My OTP Sadly.
#371 to #369 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
#373 to #371 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
You deserve plus one hugs.
#376 to #373 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
Thanks! I just had to save it, it was perfect! I wish I had more meme-like pictures of Vriska and Homestuck in general.
#370 to #369 - antisocialtwilight (02/11/2013) [-]
Ah, that's unfortunate. I kinda ship that, but not as much as JohnVrisk.
That was the plan...to give you a boner.
#372 to #370 - warzon (02/11/2013) [-]
That shoun't be too hard from one such as you of course.
#360 - dandelionterror (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas twilight! c:
#357 - musicnotes (12/02/2012) [-]
(Responding here if you don't mind, sorry)

Oh, yeah, that makes sense then. But when you say PMV, do you mean just songs made or remixed by bronies? Or songs by them, and songs with pony videos incorporated in the videos also?
#358 to #357 - antisocialtwilight (12/02/2012) [-]
By PMV I mean using a song, not original, added to ponies, like if I were to add "Where is My Mind" by the Pixies to ponies. In all honesty I don't like most music bronies make, it's usually techno/dubstep.
#359 to #358 - musicnotes (12/02/2012) [-]
Ah, okay. Yeah, though there are some brony artists that play acoustic and orchestral.