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#144 - Yh but that's because our employees have a secure salary. They…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Keep the change m'lady 0
User avatar #145 - tiagodisouza (06/14/2014) [-]
yeah that's true
#143 - Comment deleted 06/14/2014 on Keep the change m'lady 0
#86 - If your from Portugal (Like i am) , then you know there are wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Facts comp +4
User avatar #87 - meathooksodomy (06/13/2014) [-]
Eu já ouvi falar várias vezes em salas de chuto mas pensei que era um nome que davam aos sítios habituais onde os drogados se reuniam. Agora sinto-me estúpido.
#320 - Also , I will get you a drink. Hope you're at least 21 04/27/2014 on Ambulance 0
#319 - Well, hell yh they're used to take care of your city, what els…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Ambulance 0
User avatar #328 - Lulzilla (04/27/2014) [-]
There's a reason we have this amazing life saving concept...it's called "Life Insurance.". Can't afford it then Obama Care. Can't afford that, well then you were destined too suck. Most of the operations don't cost that much. If you're getting I dunno...brain surgery that is really risky expect to pay for the intense care you're getting. Shit isn't cheap and our country is too large to be able to dish out all that money. Our military is so fucking large is because when shit hits the fan we don't want to be the ones calling for help. Noticed how the United States of America has NEVER been invaded by any military other then England really. Want too know why? Simple answer. The fucking MASSIVE military we have stationed ALL around the world. For fucks sake we'd be able to bomb them and back before they even got their ships half way there.

England on the other hand has been invaded more times then I can remember. Don't even get me started with France and Germany.
#316 - 1- Ukraine is not part of Europe Union 2- Scotland and Ire…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Ambulance 0
User avatar #326 - Lulzilla (04/27/2014) [-]
1- Yes it is. Google it if you must. As of recent it's part of the European Union. (Also, the fact that it's not part of this club of countries doesn't make it part of your continent. Pretty sure Brazil and Peru don't have any "Union" but it's still part of the same continent.
2- Scotland and Ireland cannot even support themselves. Just because their debt is lower then ours doesn't make it a better country. Does Scotland have a military so large that it is literally bigger then most of the major world powers COMBINED? No? Guess it's not that great. Wonder how they'd stop big bad Russia from rolling in and fucking them in their ass. Oh England...Norway, Sweden, Germany...oh they'd probably have to save them. Wait, last time I went over my history most of Europe got DOMINATED by Germany with the help of Russia and when Russia flipped sides Germany had a pretty tough time. Dunno, European Union isn't looking so strong right now.
3- London itself has a HORRID crime rate. If you took time too really look at England's CAPITAL you'd realize that it fucking sucks. No wonder Sweeny Todd hates that place.
Detroit is a shitty city in a part of my country nobody really gives a shit about hence it's horridness.
4- Sharia Law made its way into France, Spain and various other European countries. It's essentially a retarded Muslim set of laws that are the SAME FUCKING REASON THEY LEFT THEIR SHITTY COUNTRY FOR. Yet France and Spain thought "We should have discriminating, women hating laws in our country to appease these dumb ass refugees.".

The continent of Europe is dependent on countries like America, China, Russia, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia. Without them Europe would crumble due to it's FUCKING HUGE demand of oil and other natural resources it doesn't produce. Other then wood and some rocks they don't have much. Iceland has more oil then most European countries that I can think of on the top of my head.
User avatar #320 - anthraxpotato (04/27/2014) [-]
Also , I will get you a drink. Hope you're at least 21
#311 - A quick story: >Be in Portugal > Friends br… 04/27/2014 on Ambulance 0
#303 - what problems do we have? Let me ask you something el…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Ambulance 0
User avatar #315 - Lulzilla (04/27/2014) [-]
Also my tax money is used to take care of my city. You do realize not all my tax money goes to the federal government. There is a thing called State tax or local taxes which cover everything including public transportation, certain hospitals, churches, schools, public clean up, est. Only a small portion of my tax dollars are really used for anything shitty. Hell, I get back a FUCK ton of money at the end of the year anyways. So go ahead and bring up my tax money. All you're doing is just proving how stupid you are.
User avatar #319 - anthraxpotato (04/27/2014) [-]
Well, hell yh they're used to take care of your city, what else would it be used for? You think that's not how it goes for the rest of the world? Schools and churches and transport, you think you're the only ones to do that?

The only thing you guys are the best ones in is in funding the army, now that's a ton shit load of money used. Meanwhile people are staying in debt for life for a operation they needed
User avatar #328 - Lulzilla (04/27/2014) [-]
There's a reason we have this amazing life saving concept...it's called "Life Insurance.". Can't afford it then Obama Care. Can't afford that, well then you were destined too suck. Most of the operations don't cost that much. If you're getting I dunno...brain surgery that is really risky expect to pay for the intense care you're getting. Shit isn't cheap and our country is too large to be able to dish out all that money. Our military is so fucking large is because when shit hits the fan we don't want to be the ones calling for help. Noticed how the United States of America has NEVER been invaded by any military other then England really. Want too know why? Simple answer. The fucking MASSIVE military we have stationed ALL around the world. For fucks sake we'd be able to bomb them and back before they even got their ships half way there.

England on the other hand has been invaded more times then I can remember. Don't even get me started with France and Germany.
User avatar #312 - Lulzilla (04/27/2014) [-]
You now owe me a new drink because I spat mines out from laughing at your post.

Dude, Seriously?
First and the most popular right now...Ukraine.
Now Greece, Scotland, Ireland, Spain, and all the other countries in deep debt who cannot support themselves anymore other then the charity of the more successful part of Europe. If I do remember the London riots was a HUGE thing. What else do we have here...Hmmm the fact that you guys can't even stay committed to your OWN culture. Just the fact a good portion of your popular countries have a thing called Sharia Law. Don't know about it look it up.

Europe is in complete SHIT right now. While the United States of America isn't doing so well either it's still in better shape then most of Europe. Now now I know I'm comparing a country to a continent but who decided to compare the two first? You.

I'm not a hard core patriot. I just HATE it when Euro fags feel that their CONTINENT is comparable to my country.
User avatar #316 - anthraxpotato (04/27/2014) [-]
1- Ukraine is not part of Europe Union
2- Scotland and Ireland are not that bad, in fact i'm sure they have less debt that USA
3- London's Riot? An hour in detroit has more killing and crimes than a ton shit load of british riots.
4- Sharia Law? Never heard of it. Own culture? Each cuntry sticks with it's own culture
User avatar #326 - Lulzilla (04/27/2014) [-]
1- Yes it is. Google it if you must. As of recent it's part of the European Union. (Also, the fact that it's not part of this club of countries doesn't make it part of your continent. Pretty sure Brazil and Peru don't have any "Union" but it's still part of the same continent.
2- Scotland and Ireland cannot even support themselves. Just because their debt is lower then ours doesn't make it a better country. Does Scotland have a military so large that it is literally bigger then most of the major world powers COMBINED? No? Guess it's not that great. Wonder how they'd stop big bad Russia from rolling in and fucking them in their ass. Oh England...Norway, Sweden, Germany...oh they'd probably have to save them. Wait, last time I went over my history most of Europe got DOMINATED by Germany with the help of Russia and when Russia flipped sides Germany had a pretty tough time. Dunno, European Union isn't looking so strong right now.
3- London itself has a HORRID crime rate. If you took time too really look at England's CAPITAL you'd realize that it fucking sucks. No wonder Sweeny Todd hates that place.
Detroit is a shitty city in a part of my country nobody really gives a shit about hence it's horridness.
4- Sharia Law made its way into France, Spain and various other European countries. It's essentially a retarded Muslim set of laws that are the SAME FUCKING REASON THEY LEFT THEIR SHITTY COUNTRY FOR. Yet France and Spain thought "We should have discriminating, women hating laws in our country to appease these dumb ass refugees.".

The continent of Europe is dependent on countries like America, China, Russia, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia. Without them Europe would crumble due to it's FUCKING HUGE demand of oil and other natural resources it doesn't produce. Other then wood and some rocks they don't have much. Iceland has more oil then most European countries that I can think of on the top of my head.
User avatar #320 - anthraxpotato (04/27/2014) [-]
Also , I will get you a drink. Hope you're at least 21
#293 - in terms of salary our minimum wage is 450€ i'm sur… 04/27/2014 on Ambulance 0
#258 - Can't help but laugh at all these people complaining. …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Ambulance 0
User avatar #311 - anthraxpotato (04/27/2014) [-]
A quick story:

>Be in Portugal
> Friends brother was an ambulance driver
>Patience needed a spine operation that could only be done in Belgium
>Helicopter was too expensive, plane was out of question because of medic reasons, had to go by ambolance
> For 3 days my friends brother goes from portugal to belgium with the guy on the ambolance
> Total Bill : 0€

the operation didnt cost much as well


#297 - Lulzilla (04/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #303 - anthraxpotato (04/27/2014) [-]
what problems do we have?

Let me ask you something else, what is your tax money used on?
User avatar #315 - Lulzilla (04/27/2014) [-]
Also my tax money is used to take care of my city. You do realize not all my tax money goes to the federal government. There is a thing called State tax or local taxes which cover everything including public transportation, certain hospitals, churches, schools, public clean up, est. Only a small portion of my tax dollars are really used for anything shitty. Hell, I get back a FUCK ton of money at the end of the year anyways. So go ahead and bring up my tax money. All you're doing is just proving how stupid you are.
User avatar #319 - anthraxpotato (04/27/2014) [-]
Well, hell yh they're used to take care of your city, what else would it be used for? You think that's not how it goes for the rest of the world? Schools and churches and transport, you think you're the only ones to do that?

The only thing you guys are the best ones in is in funding the army, now that's a ton shit load of money used. Meanwhile people are staying in debt for life for a operation they needed
User avatar #328 - Lulzilla (04/27/2014) [-]
There's a reason we have this amazing life saving concept...it's called "Life Insurance.". Can't afford it then Obama Care. Can't afford that, well then you were destined too suck. Most of the operations don't cost that much. If you're getting I dunno...brain surgery that is really risky expect to pay for the intense care you're getting. Shit isn't cheap and our country is too large to be able to dish out all that money. Our military is so fucking large is because when shit hits the fan we don't want to be the ones calling for help. Noticed how the United States of America has NEVER been invaded by any military other then England really. Want too know why? Simple answer. The fucking MASSIVE military we have stationed ALL around the world. For fucks sake we'd be able to bomb them and back before they even got their ships half way there.

England on the other hand has been invaded more times then I can remember. Don't even get me started with France and Germany.
User avatar #312 - Lulzilla (04/27/2014) [-]
You now owe me a new drink because I spat mines out from laughing at your post.

Dude, Seriously?
First and the most popular right now...Ukraine.
Now Greece, Scotland, Ireland, Spain, and all the other countries in deep debt who cannot support themselves anymore other then the charity of the more successful part of Europe. If I do remember the London riots was a HUGE thing. What else do we have here...Hmmm the fact that you guys can't even stay committed to your OWN culture. Just the fact a good portion of your popular countries have a thing called Sharia Law. Don't know about it look it up.

Europe is in complete SHIT right now. While the United States of America isn't doing so well either it's still in better shape then most of Europe. Now now I know I'm comparing a country to a continent but who decided to compare the two first? You.

I'm not a hard core patriot. I just HATE it when Euro fags feel that their CONTINENT is comparable to my country.
User avatar #316 - anthraxpotato (04/27/2014) [-]
1- Ukraine is not part of Europe Union
2- Scotland and Ireland are not that bad, in fact i'm sure they have less debt that USA
3- London's Riot? An hour in detroit has more killing and crimes than a ton shit load of british riots.
4- Sharia Law? Never heard of it. Own culture? Each cuntry sticks with it's own culture
User avatar #326 - Lulzilla (04/27/2014) [-]
1- Yes it is. Google it if you must. As of recent it's part of the European Union. (Also, the fact that it's not part of this club of countries doesn't make it part of your continent. Pretty sure Brazil and Peru don't have any "Union" but it's still part of the same continent.
2- Scotland and Ireland cannot even support themselves. Just because their debt is lower then ours doesn't make it a better country. Does Scotland have a military so large that it is literally bigger then most of the major world powers COMBINED? No? Guess it's not that great. Wonder how they'd stop big bad Russia from rolling in and fucking them in their ass. Oh England...Norway, Sweden, Germany...oh they'd probably have to save them. Wait, last time I went over my history most of Europe got DOMINATED by Germany with the help of Russia and when Russia flipped sides Germany had a pretty tough time. Dunno, European Union isn't looking so strong right now.
3- London itself has a HORRID crime rate. If you took time too really look at England's CAPITAL you'd realize that it fucking sucks. No wonder Sweeny Todd hates that place.
Detroit is a shitty city in a part of my country nobody really gives a shit about hence it's horridness.
4- Sharia Law made its way into France, Spain and various other European countries. It's essentially a retarded Muslim set of laws that are the SAME FUCKING REASON THEY LEFT THEIR SHITTY COUNTRY FOR. Yet France and Spain thought "We should have discriminating, women hating laws in our country to appease these dumb ass refugees.".

The continent of Europe is dependent on countries like America, China, Russia, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia. Without them Europe would crumble due to it's FUCKING HUGE demand of oil and other natural resources it doesn't produce. Other then wood and some rocks they don't have much. Iceland has more oil then most European countries that I can think of on the top of my head.
User avatar #320 - anthraxpotato (04/27/2014) [-]
Also , I will get you a drink. Hope you're at least 21
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