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#43 - Jesus ******* Chist. 15 hours ago on Lion, Tigers & Bears +4
#34 - I don't want to click it but now I'm really curious what it is…  [+] (10 new replies) 18 hours ago on Lion, Tigers & Bears +4
User avatar #38 - assrocket (17 hours ago) [-]
Probably the reason two once young, enthusiastic, loving parents have spent the past 20-30 years crying themselves to sleep. Oh God, they had so much promise. George had just gotten a new job. Martha was keeping their new apartment nice and tidy, preparing for the little bundle of joy. They were so excited to be brand-new parents. They thought they were ready. They wanted to be ready.
But it quickly became apparent that something was wrong.
Well... not wrong. After all, their baby was the most precious thing in the entire world. They worked so hard to give him the best life possible. He's always been so... well. Special?
He was theirs. And they loved him.
And that's what matters, isn't it?

George blamed the Sonic games. Martha blamed the Korean cartoon books. Truthfully, I don't think either of them knew where it started. It all happened so fast. First it was those 'pokeymans'. Then it was that show with the noisy ninja in the orange pyjamas. (At least he started running more at that time. With his hands way behind his back. George had always wanted him to take up football. He was just happy to see his dear boy running about.) They thought their son's interest in other cultures was a good thing at first, but when they couldn't understand half the words he said anymore, it put a strain on their relationship with the boy. They just didn't understand those Asian languages.
What is "kawaii"?
What does "hentai" mean?
With the loss of communication with their son and the recent need for George to work longer hours in order to pay for new video games, Martha began to feel like the family was falling apart. She stopped trying to urge the boy out of his room for dinner, instead letting him eat in his room, where he was most comfortable with his animu and mangos. George wasn't home until very late most nights so she ate alone. She stopped wearing her lipsticks. Her hair went unwashed for weeks. And George started to lose interest in her.

When she caught him with a prostitute, Martha holed herself up in her room to cry. George slept out at a mate's house, drinking himself into a stupor most nights. The boy barely noticed the crying through the walls. He turned his dating sim music up louder to cover any strange noises. But the boy grew hungry. He knocked on his parent's door, asking for chicken nuggies. It was motherly duty that finally brought his mother out. And she bought him all the chicken nuggies he could eat.
The divorce papers were signed within the week. George moved out and removed himself from the boy and Martha to build a new life on his own.

To compensate for the lack of a father, Martha tended to her boy's every whim. Chicken nuggies, MLP figurines, the occasional plush toy 'hand puppet', and Yu-gi-oh cards galore. However, due to the high cost of maintaining a child with such 'diverse interests', Martha had to take up two different jobs.
The housework was too much at that time, so she allocated 'good boy points' to her son when he helped out. But 5 months into this routine, and she grew tired of it.
Washing those strange stains out of his pony toys became a strain.
That damn fox costume he wore all the time made it hard for her to invite friends around.

But the worst was those fucking pictures he drew. They disgusted her. He posted them on a site he called 'le funnyjunk'. They always had the same theme: furry baby animals with diapers leaking with piss and shit, with a strange homoerotic undertone that frankly permeated her boy's entire being at this point in his life.
And it made her cry at night and wonder: Where did I go wrong?
#111 - thinemother (10 hours ago) [-]
Shit this is my worst fucking fear going, if my kid starts getting into weird anime and furry shit i'm straight up stopping that bullcrap. I don't care about this magical friendship and acceptance fuckery i will not allow my child to become a loser. I have seen parents with fat, unsociable children and the pain and disappointment is clear. Thanks for making me even more paranoid than I am already. but 9/10 good read tho
#140 - funpunk (8 hours ago) [-]
I gotta agree. I mean, I like anime (not the weird ones) and videogames and I want my kids to experience those same joys. But I also want them to have lives and not be fat losers, or worse, neckbeards like in OP's story. I'll buy them all the videogames they want, but I will force them to go outside once in a while and do shit if I have to. But not by stuff like unplugging the tv before they can save, that shit is evil.
User avatar #145 - thinemother (7 hours ago) [-]
I think the most important thing, even though it sounds fucking stupid, is for a kid to find best friends with different interests of their own. I mean if I had buddies that just talked about games all the time with no change of subject, i'd be pretty sub par socially and wouldn't get anywhere. But I suppose we can only try our hardest and do what's best for our kids.
#109 - hostofswarms (10 hours ago) [-]
That was a beautiful masterpiece
User avatar #101 - MrJakkadakka (11 hours ago) [-]
Jesus Assrocket....
#75 - lucariopwnz (13 hours ago) [-]
Well there's some dark and twisted insight... glad I avoided clicking on the link.
#61 - oceanfrank (13 hours ago) [-]
I fear this... I absolutely fear this as something that could very well happen to me. I dont think I'd stop loving my future child but this is something I would definitely consider suicide over.
#43 - anonywolftroll (15 hours ago) [-]
Jesus fucking Chist.
#39 - anonymous (17 hours ago) [-]
shit nigga
#78 - Picture 03/25/2015 on Emi's Hairstyles +1
#77 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Emi's Hairstyles +8
#78 - anonywolftroll (03/25/2015) [-]
#76 - Katawa Shoujo related post. finally get to post these.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Emi's Hairstyles +4
#77 - anonywolftroll (03/25/2015) [-]
#78 - anonywolftroll (03/25/2015) [-]
#33 - <--- Perfect Donnie impersonator 03/25/2015 on [Inarticulate Yelling] -6
#57 - Can I be added to the mention list too, please? 03/25/2015 on Boozle: Chapter 3 0
#94 - Same. 03/24/2015 on The little sea cow +1
#166 - Already had it, sorry man. 03/20/2015 on Sharing your fetishes 0
#92 - mfw "Ta-tideli-ta-tideli" in the first one 03/20/2015 on Music Webm Comp 2 0


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#63 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi anonywolftroll! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#62 - misskayla ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #55 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/27/2014) [-]

couldnt' find it in my pics so I asked furry board here you go
User avatar #56 to #55 - anonywolftroll (01/27/2014) [-]
#58 to #57 - anonywolftroll (01/27/2014) [-]
Thank You very much, sir
User avatar #59 to #58 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/27/2014) [-]
you are welcome
User avatar #52 - invisiblepleasure (10/06/2012) [-]
Hello, I just thought I'd check back and ask how your quest for classical music went?
User avatar #53 to #52 - anonywolftroll (10/06/2012) [-]
Oh, hi ^^
well, pretty good, but I must admit, although most of it sounds awesome and I found some really nice stuff, my heart still craves for metal, making me not really listening to classical >.< Yeah, sorry, I know I'm stupid
User avatar #54 to #53 - invisiblepleasure (10/06/2012) [-]
Nahh man that doesn't make you stupid, you just like what you like :)
User avatar #36 - captaincupcakez (08/08/2012) [-]
I would be coming here to say **** you for rolling you, but you like Linkin Park, so I guess I can tolerate you.
User avatar #40 to #36 - anonywolftroll (08/08/2012) [-]
wait a second..... how do you know I like Linkin Park!?
User avatar #41 to #40 - captaincupcakez (08/08/2012) [-]
Because I stalk people's recent comment if I'm linked to their profile. I wanted to know why my profile was spammed.
User avatar #45 to #41 - anonywolftroll (08/08/2012) [-]
Oh okay
User avatar #38 to #36 - anonywolftroll (08/08/2012) [-]
okay, thanks ^^

I guess
User avatar #39 to #38 - captaincupcakez (08/08/2012) [-]
Still, why?
User avatar #42 to #39 - anonywolftroll (08/08/2012) [-]
why what?
User avatar #43 to #42 - captaincupcakez (08/08/2012) [-]
why spam me
User avatar #47 to #43 - anonywolftroll (08/08/2012) [-]
wait, you mean those 2 guys that started rolling dubs on your profile?
If you do, I have nothing to do whit that. Yhey came to my rpfile, rolled +-10 times, rolled your username, and then did the same on your profile. My reaction was pretty much the same as yours....
User avatar #48 to #47 - captaincupcakez (08/08/2012) [-]
Didn't realise
User avatar #44 to #43 - anonywolftroll (08/08/2012) [-]
...When did I spam you?
User avatar #46 to #44 - captaincupcakez (08/08/2012) [-]
I have no idea how I ended up on your profile. I was trying to ask asuzza
User avatar #49 to #46 - anonywolftroll (08/08/2012) [-]
...I simply have no clue what is going on in here and why, but I'll tell you one thing. You're awesome for also liking Linkin Park at least, I suppose you do
User avatar #50 to #49 - captaincupcakez (08/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, favourite band
User avatar #51 to #50 - anonywolftroll (08/08/2012) [-]
**** Yeah, same here!!
User avatar #37 to #36 - captaincupcakez (08/08/2012) [-]
*rolling me
#10 - necrolaugh (10/30/2011) [-]
yea im a brony...see
User avatar #11 to #10 - anonywolftroll (10/30/2011) [-]
AWESOME! since when, if i may ask??
User avatar #12 to #11 - necrolaugh (10/30/2011) [-]
just about a week ago,and thanks
User avatar #13 to #12 - anonywolftroll (10/30/2011) [-]
okay ^^ and, which is your favorite pony? (sorry for all the questions)
#14 to #13 - necrolaugh (10/30/2011) [-]
its ok,well applejack or rainbowdash.oh and i was in a comic check it out, http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2792889/Bella+Bacon+necrolaugh+s+neophyt e/
User avatar #16 to #15 - necrolaugh (10/30/2011) [-]
thanks,im in a few of the comics
#8 - vikse (09/13/2011) [-]
**vikse rolled a random image** Hi! I randomly rolled you. HOW ARE YOU?!
User avatar #9 to #8 - anonywolftroll (09/14/2011) [-]
i'm fine, how about you?
#2 - fkyeah has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - anonywolftroll (08/23/2011) [-]
i get that, it was just a joke >>
i'll try to roll just 1 number
User avatar #4 to #3 - fkyeah (08/23/2011) [-]
i got it after i read "u mad?" :D
User avatar #5 to #4 - anonywolftroll (08/23/2011) [-]
okay, and damnit i rolled 0 xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - fkyeah (08/23/2011) [-]
hahahahha i tumbed you up just for the lolz :D
User avatar #7 to #6 - anonywolftroll (08/23/2011) [-]
#1 - toothlessthedragon (02/11/2011) [-]
cute you say?
cute you say?
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