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#94 - Marvel really ruined Norse Mythology. Loki isn't Odins stepchi…  [+] (1 reply) 12/16/2012 on Loki and the Otter +1
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#122 - rdangerdash (12/16/2012) [-]
But in the marvel universe they aren't gods, they are just really advanced aliens. I don't really think the mythology is really valid in the marvel universe.
#58 - Any girl with that amount of money is hot, in my eyes.  [+] (3 replies) 12/16/2012 on Profit? ? ? +5
#59 - timetravelzero (12/16/2012) [-]
YFW Rosie O'Donald is rich as well.
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#60 - anonymoose (12/16/2012) [-]
I really like money.
#62 - timetravelzero (12/16/2012) [-]
Then I was mistaken.
#618 - Lol. I win. 12/16/2012 on anonymoose's profile 0
#16 - Ummm . . . "Fighting is obligatory for you, much as y…  [+] (4 replies) 12/15/2012 on I love murica! -8
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#73 - alltimetens (12/16/2012) [-]
You constantly seek out verses of violence, but how come people never mentioned THIS verse? It is Surah al-Kafirun (Or Chapter of the Non-believers)

I worship not that which you worship will you worship that which I worship. And I shall not worship that which you are worshipping Nor will you worship that which I worship To you be your religion and to me my religion
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#53 - awesomenessdefined (12/15/2012) [-]
You know, I really don't like to get angry, but.
(2:216) Fighting has been enjoined upon you while it is hateful to you. But perhaps you hate a thing and it is good for you; and perhaps you love a thing and it is bad for you. And Allah Knows, while you know not.
And then (2:217) says "They ask you about the sacred month - about fighting therein. Say, "Fighting therein is great [sin], but averting [people] from the way of Allah and disbelief in Him and [preventing access to] al-Masjid al-Haram and the expulsion of its people therefrom are greater [evil] in the sight of Allah . And fitnah is greater than killing." And they will continue to fight you until they turn you back from your religion if they are able. And whoever of you reverts from his religion [to disbelief] and dies while he is a disbeliever - for those, their deeds have become worthless in this world and the Hereafter, and those are the companions of the Fire, they will abide therein eternally."

(4:103) And when you have completed the prayer, remember Allah standing, sitting, or [lying] on your sides. But when you become secure, re-establish [regular] prayer. Indeed, prayer has been decreed upon the believers a decree of specified times.
I don't even know where you got that.

(5:51)O you who have believed, do not take the Jews and the Christians as allies. They are [in fact] allies of one another. And whoever is an ally to them among you - then indeed, he is [one] of them. Indeed, Allah guides not the wrongdoing people.
Keeping in mind, allies is not friends.

I actually looked it up, and what you were talking about was (8:39) And fight against them until there is no more oppression and all worship is devoted to God alone. [I.e., until man is free to worship God. Cf. the identical phrase in 2:193, and the corresponding note. Both these passages stress self-defence -in the widest sense of this word -as the only justification of war.] And if they desist-behold, God sees all that they do.
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#57 - awesomenessdefined (12/15/2012) [-]
(9:29)Fight those who do not believe in Allah or in the Last Day and who do not consider unlawful what Allah and His Messenger have made unlawful and who do not adopt the religion of truth from those who were given the Scripture - [fight] until they give the jizyah willingly while they are humbled.
The Jizya was a tax that the Caliphate and the Ummayads had on Non-Muslims in their kingdom, and it doesn't literally mean fighting, it means forcing them to.

Basically, Islam is this beautiful, wonderful, amazing religion, and I don't want some idiot convincing other people that it isn't based on a misinterpretation or mistranslation.
Sorry about the long post.
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#32 - alltimetens (12/15/2012) [-]
Okay, you dumb ass. There have been verses in the Koran that sound like they promote violence. Let me show you a little history. Prophet Muhammad and his people were tortured. Women and children were killed, men were tortured, villages were burned down. These actions were done by the Pagans. The Pagans, at that time, oppressed the Muslims. And the Prophet did not want his people to fight back, until they were given permission by God. So when God sent down another verse, they started to fight back. The verses of violence only mean that Muslims were allowed to fight back against any person who abused them.
#42 - Picture  [+] (2 replies) 12/15/2012 on Braces! +31
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#109 - sippay (12/15/2012) [-]
this made me laugh out loud.
#82 - hemming (12/15/2012) [-]
They are. My friends jaw is completely fucked up because of her braces and because the dentist is a fucking idiot.
So now she has to get her jaw surgically broken, heal back up and start all over with the braces. She's fucking terrified of getting the operation and her jaw will also swell up to pumpkin size.
All because her dentists are retarded... She can't even sue them for it.

Dentist face when.