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- Where would the comma go?
- 4 times the signatures needed in in 3 of the 31 days the petit…
Enough is Enough
- Then how will I tend my farmville crops?
Thank you Captain Hindsight
Ever heard of slavery?
Yeah, but it's not the same. Slaves are only fun until they stop moving. Farmville is for life.
- Other trees.
No, phytoplankton in the ocean produce most of the oxygen on the planet. Normal trees also require oxygen for their metabolism so they don't release very much comparatively. If we want to save the planet then we need to stop polluting the earth's waters, trees don't mean shit. The more you know.
and this is the main reason i'm not a fan of most people with blue names...9/10 times they're cancerous
Blue pride, nigga!
- I made that :D
And then there was this fucker
it's an awesome .gif.
- This was just horrible.
Drunk on a bus
- I'd say they're more Gothic Dark Wave. (all of these undergro…
I feel the urge to be a music snob now, so you don't need to read this, but you might find it interesting and educational.
To be precise, their first album, Child of Glass, is a total mix of darkwave and synthpop. Anything that comes after is a futurepop/darkwave until the Dancing in the Lights EPs. From that point on, Blutengel went full-blown futurepop.
Darkwave actually is considered to be gothic as long as it mainly involves instruments, but Blutengel has always been nearly fully electronic. And futurepop is a fusion genre of synthpop, trance, techno and EBM. This is why they can't be considered gothic. Actual gothic would be first/second wave gothic rock bands like Bauhaus, The Sisters of Mercy, Siouxsie and the Banshees and Fields of the Nephilim. The first wave of gothic rock is softer, slower and less heavy, like Bauhaus and Siouxsie and the Banshees. The second wave is more hard rock oriented but doesn't actually get very close to gothic metal (I'll get to that later). Bands include Nosferatu, Fields of the Nephilim and The Sisters of Mercy. Third wave gothic rock is actually more electronic-oriented. A great example of 3rd wave gothic rock is Fear Cult.
Furthermore, there deathrock and darkwave fall under the gothic umbrella, as well as a lot of post-punk (but not post-punk revival!). Deathock would be bands like Christian Death, 45 Grave and Skeletal Family. And prime examples for darkwave would be Clan of Xymox and Black Tape for a Blue Girl.
As for gothic metal, a lot of oldschool goths agree it isn't able to bring forth the dark atmosphere gothic rock, deathrock and darkwave bear. It's too hard, fast and evil sounding. Yes, too evil, what do you know? Gothic is actually pretty relaxed, melancholic and artsty.
I hope this helps. I've been into the gothic subculture for a couple of years and at some point I think I could consider myself to be an oldschool goth. So you can say I did my research.
I like the boobs in Blutengel.
Fair enough lol.
- Why did a jukebox have MLP songs?
I think it may be one of those one that you plug an MP3 or phone into.
Those small ones that are individual to a table that you might find in a cafe.
- Kids be dead.
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