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If I called your mother "it", would you hold it against me?comment
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Youtube Channel: SPICE
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Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PSN: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:7/14/2014
Location:Belfast
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I've come to eat your kids,
drink their blood,
cut them up - play with their guts,
slice their bodies up in two and put the meat into a stew,
eat the flesh until I'm sick and save the rest for my next picnic.
That's my signature dish, yours sincerely Albert Fish

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User avatar #1308 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#1307 - ihavecommentthumbs (06/20/2014) [-]
odolf hotlor goses yo
#1306 - zzombiee (06/15/2014) [-]
You were right, man. Being drunk is pretty fun, especially with a bunch of friends at a huge party.
User avatar #1301 - edzeppelin (06/12/2014) [-]
Irish skank.
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
u luv it
User avatar #1303 to #1302 - edzeppelin (06/12/2014) [-]
I crash my car into a bridge
User avatar #1304 to #1303 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Still a dirty American?
User avatar #1305 to #1304 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
(oh, you filthy America pig dogs are probably asleep at the moment)
User avatar #1298 - chokinandtokin (06/07/2014) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
Fagit!
#1297 - davegrowl (06/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1294 - misteranderson (06/02/2014) [-]
who are you
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
The alpha and omega.
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - misteranderson (06/02/2014) [-]
oh cool I'm the beta

I don't have any friends

hold me
#1293 - thumbology (05/27/2014) [-]
Whoa. I am no match for an FJ God.
Whoa. I am no match for an FJ God.
User avatar #1292 - kissestotheworld (05/26/2014) [-]
1. Do you have any pets?
2. Name 3 things that are physically close to you.
3. What's the weather like right now?
4. Do you drive? If so have you crashed?
5. What time did you wake up this morning?
6. When was the last time you showered?
7. What was the last movie you saw?
8. What does your last text message say?
9. What's your ringtone?
10. Have you ever been to a different country?
11. Do you like sushi?
12. Where do you buy your groceries?
13. Have you ever taken medication to help you fall asleep faster?
14. How many siblings do you have?
15. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
16. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
17. Do you wear contacts or glasses?
18. Do you color your hair?
19. Tell me something you are planning to do today.
20. When was the last time you cried?
23. Have you ever had an all-nighter?
24. What is your eye color?
25. Can you taste the difference between Pepsi and Coke?
#1268 - Hitcher (05/21/2014) [-]
Join me
User avatar #1270 to #1268 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Is it far? Should I bring my passport?
User avatar #1269 to #1268 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Where?
#1271 to #1269 - Hitcher (05/21/2014) [-]
My blanket cult
#1273 to #1271 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I'll drink to that.
User avatar #1278 to #1274 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Clean that room.
#1279 to #1277 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm not at the top of the list?
#1280 to #1279 - Hitcher (05/21/2014) [-]
It appears not
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Put my name at the top of the list! It's the only way to enroll me.

And put some stars around my name.
#1282 to #1281 - Hitcher (05/21/2014) [-]
Your picture is already in the Blanket Buddies folder.

There's no going back
User avatar #1284 to #1282 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
P.S. Nice One Direction bag fagit
#1283 to #1282 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I made my own list.
#1285 to #1283 - Hitcher (05/21/2014) [-]
Haters gonna hate xoxoxo
#1286 to #1285 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Erection lel
#1287 to #1286 - Hitcher (05/21/2014) [-]
Erections all round
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
i bet u lik dat u whor
#1290 to #1289 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Yea, u lik dat. dat building being erected.
User avatar #1267 - chokinandtokin (05/18/2014) [-]

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#1266 - vorarephilia (05/02/2014) [-]
i saved them all man.
i saved them all man.
User avatar #1261 - grimandevil (04/11/2014) [-]
I know you are euronymous.
User avatar #1262 to #1261 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
IT'S ******* SECRET!
#1263 to #1262 - grimandevil has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1264 to #1263 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
I'm too drunk for this **** .!!!!
#1258 - theannoyingFJguy (04/11/2014) [-]
anonymooseFJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:   
Short answering these will help with my compilation.   
   
1. Got any nicknames?   
   
2. What are you well known for on FJ?   
   
3. Did you hit #1? When?   
   
4. Did you get Level 400? When?   
   
5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?   
   
6. Info about your mascot?   
   
7. Anything else interesting about you?   
   
If you answer these, thank you.
anonymooseFJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:
Short answering these will help with my compilation.

1. Got any nicknames?

2. What are you well known for on FJ?

3. Did you hit #1? When?

4. Did you get Level 400? When?

5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?

6. Info about your mascot?

7. Anything else interesting about you?

If you answer these, thank you.
User avatar #1259 to #1258 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
1. Not that I know of.
2. Been here a long time and pitting fingers in thing.
3. Yes. Can't remember, a few years ago
4. Yes. When the thumbs were bumped up to 400 levels, I was level 399 and very close to 400.
5. Front page. Music.

6. When Funnyjunk had 28 levels, my mascot was based off each level near the final ones (robot ninja, shark cavalry(I think), super saiyan, Knight of Funnyjunk)

7. My account was originally going to be a troll account, until I forgot the username of my "main account" and swapped it to this one.
User avatar #1260 to #1259 - theannoyingFJguy (04/11/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'll make my summary of you and then ask you if you're all ok with it.
User avatar #1256 - Hitcher (04/08/2014) [-]
ur pretty
User avatar #1246 - revengeforfreeze (03/29/2014) [-]
I saw your comment on You need to login to view this link about that brent guy quitting. I must applaud, it was a great way to put it. Why are people so ******* zealous about metal?
User avatar #1247 to #1246 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
***** , that wasn't me.
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - revengeforfreeze (03/29/2014) [-]
You best be ******* with me. THERE ARE TWO ANONYMOOSE METAL ****** !?
User avatar #1249 to #1248 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
There are 8394894389538359 metal loving Anonymooses. We're an army.
User avatar #1251 to #1249 - revengeforfreeze (04/07/2014) [-]
anyway, you know about nattramn right?
User avatar #1253 to #1252 - revengeforfreeze (04/07/2014) [-]
scary as **** . the axe rumour is partially fake, it was someone else than him. why are all the ****** up people from sweden and norway? I read a list of the top 10 black metal crimes and man, there were like 5 or 6 from norway/sweden
best part is I'm like half swedish half norwegian <
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've read that list. Black metal really is ******* scary **** sometimes.

It's one of the metal genres that I listen to least. They have the best stories, though.
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - revengeforfreeze (04/07/2014) [-]
yep. to think these people live among us :|

***************** , though I must say, my friend and I almost only listen to black metal lol.. and industrial.. that's me.. I listen to industrial
User avatar #1250 to #1249 - revengeforfreeze (03/29/2014) [-]
... did you clone yourself?
#1238 - ilovesummer (03/24/2014) [-]
Yo, it's Tom (can't remember what name I went by) from the old Tinychat days, with HollieOllie, Scientisi, Pingas etc...
I was just wondering if you know what happened to everyone?
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
they deaaad
#1240 to #1239 - ilovesummer (03/24/2014) [-]
God dammit.
Hollie still pops up on skype occasionally, but I haven't spoken to Nick in literally years.

Have you spoken to any of them recently?
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Nope. I don't have skype so not even Hollie.
#1242 to #1241 - ilovesummer (03/24/2014) [-]
Damn man.
I think I've still got some of Hollie's pics somewhere lel, but no other pictures
What made everyone leave? It was so long ago I can't remember
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Just generally came here less and less, I think. Then stopped.
#1244 to #1243 - ilovesummer (03/24/2014) [-]
**** sucks, they were some great times.
A personal favourite of mine was coming here the day after and seeing all your caps of hollie.

Why must FJ have been so **** to cause everyone to delete their accounts
User avatar #1245 to #1244 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
I miss the days of convincing Hollie to get ***** on cam.
#1233 - drizztrocks (03/15/2014) [-]
Where did you get the Albert fish thing? You know what I'm talking about. Ths:
" I've come to eat your kids,
drink their blood,
cut them up - play with their guts,
slice their bodies up in two and put the meat into a stew,
eat the flesh until I'm sick and save the rest for my next picnic.
That's my signature dish, yours sincerely Albert Fish"
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Local artist called Roysta. Roysta - Albert Fish
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
He seems very . . . strange,

But in person he's really polite and kind.
#1237 to #1236 - drizztrocks (03/17/2014) [-]
At first I thought a new ERB had came out, Albert Fish vs Jack The Ripper. Or something of the sort.
User avatar #1231 to #1230 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
>Implying I have the gay technology to scan that.
User avatar #1232 to #1231 - theannoyingFJguy (03/15/2014) [-]
oh okay, i wouldn't know how to scan it either.
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