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anonymoose

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: OLD
Youtube Channel: SPICE
Steam Profile: ODOR
Consoles Owned: BLOCKERS
Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PSN: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:7/28/2015
Location:Belfast
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#1398 - AHOY* 06/20/2015 on anonymoose's profile 0
#1397 - AYO! CAPTAIN! 06/20/2015 on anonymoose's profile 0
#106 - Why did we not evolve a super long death claw 06/20/2015 on Zookeepers doing the "Chris... 0
#65 - Damn, they've even evolved a super long death claw.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2015 on Zookeepers doing the "Chris... 0
#96 - mrsixinch (06/19/2015) [-]
Here, check this one out en.wikipedia.org/?title=Deinonychus

pic scary and related (it's the eponymous "terrible claw")
User avatar #106 - anonymoose (06/20/2015) [-]
Why did we not evolve a super long death claw
#291 - Which means her hip is the first thing to hit the ground, whic…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2015 on Act like a man get treated... 0
User avatar #299 - thirdjess (06/20/2015) [-]
No man, look at the angle she's on. Her head is angled down, her legs are up.
#267 - Here's what happens, the yellow being the initial impact on th…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2015 on Act like a man get treated... 0
#270 - thirdjess (06/19/2015) [-]
See this frame right here? This is where she flips around mid air. The "knee" you've outlined is her hip.
User avatar #291 - anonymoose (06/19/2015) [-]
Which means her hip is the first thing to hit the ground, which means she fell on her ass.
User avatar #299 - thirdjess (06/20/2015) [-]
No man, look at the angle she's on. Her head is angled down, her legs are up.
#259 - Actually, it ensures she lands on her ass, which she did.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2015 on Act like a man get treated... 0
User avatar #261 - thirdjess (06/19/2015) [-]
No, when she lands on her neck her ass is still visibly in the air.
#267 - anonymoose (06/19/2015) [-]
Here's what happens, the yellow being the initial impact on the ground.
#270 - thirdjess (06/19/2015) [-]
See this frame right here? This is where she flips around mid air. The "knee" you've outlined is her hip.
User avatar #291 - anonymoose (06/19/2015) [-]
Which means her hip is the first thing to hit the ground, which means she fell on her ass.
User avatar #299 - thirdjess (06/20/2015) [-]
No man, look at the angle she's on. Her head is angled down, her legs are up.
#250 - It makes it worse in my opinion. 06/19/2015 on Act like a man get treated... 0
#6 - Who's been in Tywin's privy? 06/18/2015 on Golden Shit +2
#3 - S10E04 - Treehouse of Horror IX 06/18/2015 on Dressing Up for Halloween 0
#4 - How is it not? 06/18/2015 on Mayonaise is an Instrument 0
#10 - What the **** is the point of the sides of the video/gi…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Act like a man get treated... +4
User avatar #170 - ugoboom (06/19/2015) [-]
It's a way to make shitty-ass vertical videos more appealing-looking.
It gives a much needed sense of fullness. But it's like putting a bandaid on a broken leg, they should have never filmed that way, but hey.
User avatar #250 - anonymoose (06/19/2015) [-]
It makes it worse in my opinion.
User avatar #14 - depope (06/18/2015) [-]
Because most video hosting websites don't support vertical video.
#18 - God damn, your grammar is horrible. 06/18/2015 on dress like an adult 0
#73 - I want to bring her to my bedroom and watch porn with her on m… 06/18/2015 on Natalie Dormer Comp 0
#35 - The Big 4 are named for their influence, not for their talent.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on Metallica 0
#36 - thecakeishere (06/18/2015) [-]
Yes sadly, because everytime i find someone else making Metallica covers it, once again, is way better than the original. But they have some nice lyrics.
#54 - Stamper has the best voice ever. 06/18/2015 on Stamper 0
#171 - yo 06/18/2015 on lotr facts 2 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Some cute eyebleach +8
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#2 - kimmieco Comment deleted by anonymoose
#4 - Wasn't it Frankie Boyle said that?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on Just hanging with Cthulu 0
User avatar #5 - iamostrich (06/18/2015) [-]
true
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on 103 year old groom 0
#4 - kimmieco Comment deleted by anonymoose
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2015 on 103 year old groom 0
#2 - kimmieco Comment deleted by anonymoose
#3 - anonymoose Comment deleted by anonymoose
#4 - kimmieco Comment deleted by anonymoose
#83 - Comment deleted 06/18/2015 on Another Fatty Dump 0
#9 - marry me you will* 06/17/2015 on Punctuation is Important +7
#98 - Some musicians are scientist, some musicians are artists. … 06/17/2015 on Based Ed Sheeran 0
#90 - A trebuchet, then. 06/17/2015 on lotr facts +2

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User avatar #1338 - anonymoose (11/24/2014) [-]
stickied by anonymoose
BE3AC6
#1399 - Kelech (07/05/2015) [-]
MURICA
#1400 to #1399 - anonymoose (07/05/2015) [-]
You misspelled Mercia.
#1401 to #1400 - Kelech (07/05/2015) [-]
never heard of this...
#1396 - kimmieco has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1397 to #1396 - anonymoose (06/20/2015) [-]
AYO! CAPTAIN!
User avatar #1393 - auntyino (06/07/2015) [-]
bro **** your profile for making me think i'd highlighted everything ;_;

you clever bastard
#1394 to #1393 - anonymoose (06/07/2015) [-]
It's my proudest accomplishment.
#1395 to #1394 - auntyino (06/07/2015) [-]
And so it should be. Here is a picture of my dumb cat as a reward.
User avatar #1392 - anonymoose (06/06/2015) [-]
544024
#1390 - minibeep (05/30/2015) [-]
black people think all white people are racist but they havent met me yet
User avatar #1388 - shadowrated (05/21/2015) [-]
that select all highlight color of your profile

you got me ******
User avatar #1387 - anonymoose (05/20/2015) [-]
**anonymoose used "*roll torture method*"**
**anonymoose rolls Disfigurement**
*roll tf2 class*
User avatar #1383 - fhockeygirl (04/23/2015) [-]
oh god your profile burns my eyes

nice to see you're still around!
User avatar #1384 to #1383 - anonymoose (04/23/2015) [-]
If you think that's bad, you should see my text with the background.
User avatar #1385 to #1384 - fhockeygirl (04/23/2015) [-]
i might have just thrown up some blood, cheers!
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - anonymoose (04/23/2015) [-]
Always here to displease.
User avatar #1382 - anonymoose (04/13/2015) [-]
I / / _

This short story brought to you by Anonymoose.
User avatar #1378 - yojo (04/06/2015) [-]
I ******* hate your profile but I love you for it
#1375 - Robrey (04/03/2015) [-]
I remember a time when you didn't suck wee wee
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - anonymoose (04/03/2015) [-]
Remember the time there wasn't a dog behind you!
User avatar #1377 to #1376 - Robrey (04/03/2015) [-]
Why do you still haunt me with that? Those words are painful (
User avatar #1374 to #1373 - anonymoose (03/12/2015) [-]
My own baby yak?
User avatar #1368 - EdwardNigma (03/01/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/an0nymooose Hey look theres a youtube guy that has the same name as you.
User avatar #1370 to #1368 - anonymoose (03/01/2015) [-]
I like to believe that I am his inspiration.
User avatar #1369 to #1368 - EdwardNigma (03/01/2015) [-]
Wow **** I can't read **** with this background colour.
#1356 - anonymoose (02/28/2015) [-]
yousaygoodbye
#1358 to #1357 - anonymoose (02/28/2015) [-]
You aint seen nothing yet.
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - anonymoose (02/28/2015) [-]
It hurts that you'd go to an elephant ever, when a moose is 100 times better at everything.
#1365 to #1364 - yousaygoodbye (02/28/2015) [-]
Elephants are pretty cool too man
Elephants are pretty cool too man
User avatar #1353 - saltyfries (02/12/2015) [-]
question for you, did you make these?

[SFM] We like to party

if so, you're a glorious human being
User avatar #1354 to #1353 - anonymoose (02/13/2015) [-]
No, but I'm going to pretend I did.
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - saltyfries (02/13/2015) [-]
thought I'd ask considering your name (slightly altered) is the op of those
User avatar #1350 - yaybacon ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
I checked out your profile because a comment told me too, I wish to unsee this monstrosity.
User avatar #1352 to #1350 - anonymoose (02/11/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? It's the best profile.
User avatar #1346 - dancininseptember (01/27/2015) [-]
your profile is ******* disgusting
User avatar #1347 to #1346 - anonymoose (01/27/2015) [-]
Thanks, I try.
User avatar #1344 - DeathclawRulez (01/18/2015) [-]
Woah weren't you 400?
User avatar #1345 to #1344 - anonymoose (01/18/2015) [-]
There is no 400 any more. Don't know why.
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