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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: OLD
Youtube Channel: SPICE
Steam Profile: ODOR
Consoles Owned: BLOCKERS
Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PSN: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:4/28/2015
Location:Belfast
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#12 - It's not that not listening to rap and country is associated w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on Anybody want to buy a... 0
#13 - fefe (04/02/2015) [-]
Okay, I can see it now. Didn't really make that connection. Thanx
#103 - Well those incentives aren't working well enough. 04/02/2015 on Well then +1
#96 - Where did anyone call him a jerk. We're just giving opinion on… 04/02/2015 on Well then +5
#87 - Christians go around talking about how ******* Christia… 04/02/2015 on Well then +10
#84 - I'm an atheist and find it annoying as **** . I… 04/02/2015 on Well then +3
#82 - >Ricky Gervais tweet >Doesn't mention religion 04/02/2015 on Well then +18
#3 - Oh, I didn't make it. Never realised that the title came off l… 04/02/2015 on Anybody want to buy a... 0
#116 - So time taken to mark a paper is more important than fair test… 04/02/2015 on School 0
#114 - That doesn't stop the luck, it just makes it less likely. Want…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2015 on School 0
User avatar #115 - emiyashirou (04/02/2015) [-]
I can already see you just ignoring this point with a red herring, but here goes anyway. It takes all of maybe 15 seconds to mark 10 multiple choice answers, it easily takes more than 10-20 times as much time to mark 10 written answers. And if there are over 800 papers to mark, 3 minutes per paper makes a fuckload of time difference for marking.
User avatar #116 - anonymoose (04/02/2015) [-]
So time taken to mark a paper is more important than fair testing?

If you have a class of 800 students, your course is big and important enough to hire more people to mark it.
#24 - I bet that guy still gets all his pints bought for him 04/02/2015 on He didn't see that cumming +1
#106 - Fixed* 04/02/2015 on Superpower problems +1
#104 - Who let them do mathematics in the first place?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on Superpower problems +1
#229 - xxitzchubbsxx (04/02/2015) [-]
I think it was Jim. Blame Jim.
#103 - Gotta go fast, bro! 04/02/2015 on Superpower problems 0
#107 - Multiple choice is horrible. It allows too much luck, you get …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2015 on School 0
User avatar #112 - emiyashirou (04/02/2015) [-]
There's a thing called 'negative marking' for a reason, you know? It's to cause your score to be pretty much 0 if you guess all the multiple choice.
User avatar #114 - anonymoose (04/02/2015) [-]
That doesn't stop the luck, it just makes it less likely. Want to know how to stop lucky people passing?

No multiple choice, they have to figure out the answer and write it down themselves.

If someone is able to guess (x^2)+3yx+e^y-(x^2)(y^2) then their passing is by divine interference.
User avatar #115 - emiyashirou (04/02/2015) [-]
I can already see you just ignoring this point with a red herring, but here goes anyway. It takes all of maybe 15 seconds to mark 10 multiple choice answers, it easily takes more than 10-20 times as much time to mark 10 written answers. And if there are over 800 papers to mark, 3 minutes per paper makes a fuckload of time difference for marking.
User avatar #116 - anonymoose (04/02/2015) [-]
So time taken to mark a paper is more important than fair testing?

If you have a class of 800 students, your course is big and important enough to hire more people to mark it.
#105 - In Uni now, never got a single multiple choice exam.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/02/2015 on School 0
User avatar #106 - emiyashirou (04/02/2015) [-]
So you've never gotten multiple choice questions in university ever? k den
User avatar #107 - anonymoose (04/02/2015) [-]
Multiple choice is horrible. It allows too much luck, you get your scored boosted simply by pure luck of choice.
User avatar #112 - emiyashirou (04/02/2015) [-]
There's a thing called 'negative marking' for a reason, you know? It's to cause your score to be pretty much 0 if you guess all the multiple choice.
User avatar #114 - anonymoose (04/02/2015) [-]
That doesn't stop the luck, it just makes it less likely. Want to know how to stop lucky people passing?

No multiple choice, they have to figure out the answer and write it down themselves.

If someone is able to guess (x^2)+3yx+e^y-(x^2)(y^2) then their passing is by divine interference.
User avatar #115 - emiyashirou (04/02/2015) [-]
I can already see you just ignoring this point with a red herring, but here goes anyway. It takes all of maybe 15 seconds to mark 10 multiple choice answers, it easily takes more than 10-20 times as much time to mark 10 written answers. And if there are over 800 papers to mark, 3 minutes per paper makes a fuckload of time difference for marking.
User avatar #116 - anonymoose (04/02/2015) [-]
So time taken to mark a paper is more important than fair testing?

If you have a class of 800 students, your course is big and important enough to hire more people to mark it.
#89 - I read the last one as "one in five". 04/01/2015 on Dem Facts #7 +2
#29 - Can't wait! I hope I get in the big boy reading class. 04/01/2015 on School 0
#26 - Comment deleted 04/01/2015 on School 0
#25 - Only multiple choice tests I had were to put me in a reading g…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/01/2015 on School 0
User avatar #99 - emiyashirou (04/02/2015) [-]
University has loads of multiple choice. Sections, not full tests, mind you. E.g. 10% or 20% of our exams for most subjects come from multiple choice
User avatar #105 - anonymoose (04/02/2015) [-]
In Uni now, never got a single multiple choice exam.
User avatar #106 - emiyashirou (04/02/2015) [-]
So you've never gotten multiple choice questions in university ever? k den
User avatar #107 - anonymoose (04/02/2015) [-]
Multiple choice is horrible. It allows too much luck, you get your scored boosted simply by pure luck of choice.
User avatar #112 - emiyashirou (04/02/2015) [-]
There's a thing called 'negative marking' for a reason, you know? It's to cause your score to be pretty much 0 if you guess all the multiple choice.
User avatar #114 - anonymoose (04/02/2015) [-]
That doesn't stop the luck, it just makes it less likely. Want to know how to stop lucky people passing?

No multiple choice, they have to figure out the answer and write it down themselves.

If someone is able to guess (x^2)+3yx+e^y-(x^2)(y^2) then their passing is by divine interference.
User avatar #115 - emiyashirou (04/02/2015) [-]
I can already see you just ignoring this point with a red herring, but here goes anyway. It takes all of maybe 15 seconds to mark 10 multiple choice answers, it easily takes more than 10-20 times as much time to mark 10 written answers. And if there are over 800 papers to mark, 3 minutes per paper makes a fuckload of time difference for marking.
User avatar #116 - anonymoose (04/02/2015) [-]
So time taken to mark a paper is more important than fair testing?

If you have a class of 800 students, your course is big and important enough to hire more people to mark it.
#28 - fefe (04/01/2015) [-]
you'll start getting them again when you hit 13.
User avatar #29 - anonymoose (04/01/2015) [-]
Can't wait! I hope I get in the big boy reading class.
#10 - Dick stuff? Like moving peoples mugs out of their reach so the…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on the ultimate dildor 0
User avatar #11 - baconcharizard (04/01/2015) [-]
no, see comment#1, that's more along the lines of what i was thinking.
#145 - It costs an estimate of $10,000 to get 1 pound to even get to …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Google Offering 20 Million 0
User avatar #157 - chuckbillrow (04/02/2015) [-]
for what its worth the contest does not require a manned mission i know because a nearby university has a team working on it
User avatar #161 - heartlessrobot (04/02/2015) [-]
So, a massive pneumatic cannon could lob a paperweight into the moon and BOOM 20 million dollars?
User avatar #172 - chuckbillrow (04/02/2015) [-]
as i remember it the contest requires that it land safely and then travel across the surface 50 meters or so, i dont remember the distance
User avatar #173 - heartlessrobot (04/02/2015) [-]
Fire it so it slingshots around and rolls across the surface?
#147135 - Skinflicks and Oi Scouts. 04/01/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#46 - *heavy breathing* 04/01/2015 on Set Phasers to Burn +1
#95 - If you need an excuse, you're not worthy to be a goth pimp. 04/01/2015 on Good Friend is Good +6
#60 - Praying to god to send the Holy Spirit to **** you up t… 04/01/2015 on Imagine 0

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User avatar #1338 - anonymoose (11/24/2014) [-]
stickied by anonymoose
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User avatar #1383 - fhockeygirl (04/23/2015) [-]
oh god your profile burns my eyes

nice to see you're still around!
User avatar #1384 to #1383 - anonymoose (04/23/2015) [-]
If you think that's bad, you should see my text with the background.
User avatar #1385 to #1384 - fhockeygirl (04/23/2015) [-]
i might have just thrown up some blood, cheers!
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - anonymoose (04/23/2015) [-]
Always here to displease.
User avatar #1382 - anonymoose (04/13/2015) [-]
I / / _

This short story brought to you by Anonymoose.
User avatar #1378 - yojo ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I ******* hate your profile but I love you for it
#1375 - Robrey (04/03/2015) [-]
I remember a time when you didn't suck wee wee
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - anonymoose (04/03/2015) [-]
Remember the time there wasn't a dog behind you!
User avatar #1377 to #1376 - Robrey (04/03/2015) [-]
Why do you still haunt me with that? Those words are painful (
User avatar #1374 to #1373 - anonymoose (03/12/2015) [-]
My own baby yak?
User avatar #1368 - EdwardNigma (03/01/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/an0nymooose Hey look theres a youtube guy that has the same name as you.
User avatar #1370 to #1368 - anonymoose (03/01/2015) [-]
I like to believe that I am his inspiration.
User avatar #1369 to #1368 - EdwardNigma (03/01/2015) [-]
Wow **** I can't read **** with this background colour.
#1356 - anonymoose (02/28/2015) [-]
yousaygoodbye
#1358 to #1357 - anonymoose (02/28/2015) [-]
You aint seen nothing yet.
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - anonymoose (02/28/2015) [-]
It hurts that you'd go to an elephant ever, when a moose is 100 times better at everything.
#1365 to #1364 - yousaygoodbye (02/28/2015) [-]
Elephants are pretty cool too man
Elephants are pretty cool too man
User avatar #1353 - saltyfries (02/12/2015) [-]
question for you, did you make these?

[SFM] We like to party

if so, you're a glorious human being
User avatar #1354 to #1353 - anonymoose (02/13/2015) [-]
No, but I'm going to pretend I did.
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - saltyfries (02/13/2015) [-]
thought I'd ask considering your name (slightly altered) is the op of those
User avatar #1350 - yaybacon (02/11/2015) [-]
I checked out your profile because a comment told me too, I wish to unsee this monstrosity.
User avatar #1352 to #1350 - anonymoose (02/11/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? It's the best profile.
User avatar #1346 - dancininseptember (01/27/2015) [-]
your profile is ******* disgusting
User avatar #1347 to #1346 - anonymoose (01/27/2015) [-]
Thanks, I try.
User avatar #1344 - DeathclawRulez (01/18/2015) [-]
Woah weren't you 400?
User avatar #1345 to #1344 - anonymoose (01/18/2015) [-]
There is no 400 any more. Don't know why.
User avatar #1343 - thatlittledoll (01/16/2015) [-]
Why... why in the world is this the color of your profile.
User avatar #1342 - anonymoose (01/15/2015) [-]
**anonymoose used "*roll 1, 999999999-999999999*"**
**anonymoose rolls 999,999,999**
#1341 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
User avatar #1333 - theannoyingFJguy (10/29/2014) [-]
DO you remember the username of the guy who used to be really popular on fj with a shark avatar? Please halp
User avatar #1339 to #1335 - panaotizz (11/28/2014) [-]
ily too
User avatar #1330 - Bacula (10/12/2014) [-]
[SFM] Shrek gets spooked. Did you make this?
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - Bacula (10/12/2014) [-]
Ah okay, was just weird since the youtube channel has your name.
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