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anonymoose

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I'm coming out as gurgi-kin (the little guy from The Black Caldron with the munchies and crunchies!comment
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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: OLD
Youtube Channel: SPICE
Steam Profile: ODOR
Consoles Owned: BLOCKERS
Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PSN: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:8/31/2015
Location:Belfast
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#87 - Anybody else ever wonder if their parents have some ridiculous… 07/15/2015 on This concerns me 0
#52 - The fact that most rape victims don't kill themselves kind of … 07/14/2015 on That kills people, George +9
#780 - **anonymoose used "*roll picture*"** **anonymoose rolled i… 07/14/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#36 - Even if it is rape. Murder is worse than rape.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/14/2015 on That kills people, George +18
User avatar #51 - toaofmemory (07/14/2015) [-]
I see rape is worse because the victim is being defiled and not just killed
User avatar #52 - anonymoose (07/14/2015) [-]
The fact that most rape victims don't kill themselves kind of proves death is worse than rape.
User avatar #39 - klick (07/14/2015) [-]
I think it depends. If it came down to raping a 25 year old woman, or shooting a 25 year old woman in the head, I think killing her is worse yes.

But raping a 6 year old child or shooting a 35 year old drug dealer in the head, I would think the rape would be worse.
User avatar #67 - preacherQ (07/14/2015) [-]
Nah dude. That's a fallacy. If you gonna try and compare the weight of crimes you gotta use at least SIMILAR victims.

Also I disagree. People can get over a lot of things, especially children. A child has no concept of rape, does not have any of the wonder or mysticism attached to sexuality, and does not expect to get consent for almost anything. I'd rate the childhood trauma from a light rape somewhere just below a medium-grade, unprovoked beating. Having said that, I have not been raped and all of my child development theory is pure supposition. (Medium-grade beating is one where lasting harm is done, but not life threatening)

Now, if you KILL someone. They dont get over it. No struggles, no goods, no bads. They're dead, the end. Life is a pretty dope thing, and ending it is a pretty big fucking deal to me. I'm not a judge, I dont decide when someones crimes means its ok to kill them. I generally regard murder as the biggest crime, period. Yeah, yeah, there are exceptions, multiple crimes, horrific mutilations, FINE. Those are exceptions though, I'm just talking about a general rule.

Rape is still an incredibly shitty thing to do. Possibly even #2, but I dunno, I'm not a law major. I just think that we give it more weight than maybe it deserves. Its a completely horrific thing to do, but its not murder.
#72 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
I don't think it makes sense to compare them at all; it's too dependent on very specific details of your moral system. Even if you took two consequentialists, on one hand you have someone who will never experience life again. On the other, you have a person who will live life with a severely damaged psyche. Despite a greatly reduced scope, you really can't give a good answer.
#47 - ognuggetry (07/14/2015) [-]
why are you downthumbed? Is there a triggered bitch in here? Because I hope these triggered feminazis don't think raping a 6 year old or killing a smack dealer is better than raping an adult female, who has the ability to fight back. If you feel insecure go hit the Jiu-Jitsu or Karate classes and empower yourself.
User avatar #44 - dubscausedthis (07/14/2015) [-]
??????
#43 - thephenakist (07/14/2015) [-]
fucking lol'd
#129 - He's the main character, duh. 07/14/2015 on Just a cast photo of Game... +2
#157 - **anonymoose used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"** **anonymoose … 07/13/2015 on Time to rename anonmous 0
#70 - somethingvulgar 07/13/2015 on Time to rename anonmous 0
#62 - buttlumps  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2015 on Time to rename anonmous 0
User avatar #71 - buttlumps (07/13/2015) [-]
So what your thinking of doing is creating an army of me I would actually be down for this, YOU HEAR THAT ADMIN?! MAKE AN ARMY OF ME!
#444 - **anonymoose used "*roll picture*"** **anonymoose rolled image ** 07/13/2015 on FJ banned by Australia 0
#64 - The beers I mostly drink would be Guinness and Smithwicks, so … 07/13/2015 on Irish Jesus Strikes again +1
#63 - Beer is more of a social drink. 07/13/2015 on Irish Jesus Strikes again 0
#62 - Stout is a type of beer. 07/13/2015 on Irish Jesus Strikes again +1
#2420 - admin, I'm up for it if you are. 07/12/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#2418 - **anonymoose used "*roll picture*"** **anonymoose rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
User avatar #2420 - anonymoose (07/12/2015) [-]
admin, I'm up for it if you are.
#149 - Comment deleted 07/12/2015 on It's beautiful 0
#969 - **anonymoose used "*roll picture*"** **anonymoose rolled image ** 07/12/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#97 - He looks like a really ****** drag act. 07/09/2015 on Crimea River 0
#147 - - Have your thumb below the bottle cap. - Place the lighte… 07/09/2015 on How to open a beer without... +1
#188 - Also, they have probably the best player in Age of Empire 2, TheViper 07/09/2015 on International Gamers 0
#252 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2015 on Video games with Spongebob... 0
User avatar #253 - dvdfaust (07/09/2015) [-]
fug
#180 - Paul Paul Blart*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 8 0
User avatar #189 - cammyT (07/10/2015) [-]
ohhhh sorry
#179 - Comment deleted 07/09/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 8 0
#250 - It's free. No shekels required.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2015 on Video games with Spongebob... 0
User avatar #251 - dvdfaust (07/09/2015) [-]
prove it.
#252 - anonymoose (07/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #253 - dvdfaust (07/09/2015) [-]
fug
#256 - Love? I can't stand them!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2015 on Facebook extremists 0
#258 - thecorf (07/09/2015) [-]
For some reason i wrote love instead of hate... i meant to write "how i love the series but i hate John Ralphio and Mona Lisa"
That's what happens when i try to write a sentence too fast
#248 - If you've ever played Cookie Clicker, it's almost identical to that. 07/09/2015 on Video games with Spongebob... 0

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User avatar #1338 - anonymoose ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
stickied by anonymoose
BE3AC6
#1399 - Kelech (07/05/2015) [-]
MURICA
#1400 to #1399 - anonymoose ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
You misspelled Mercia.
#1401 to #1400 - Kelech (07/05/2015) [-]
never heard of this...
#1396 - kimmieco has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1398 to #1396 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
AHOY*
User avatar #1397 to #1396 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
AYO! CAPTAIN!
User avatar #1393 - auntyino (06/07/2015) [-]
bro **** your profile for making me think i'd highlighted everything ;_;

you clever bastard
#1394 to #1393 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
It's my proudest accomplishment.
#1395 to #1394 - auntyino (06/07/2015) [-]
And so it should be. Here is a picture of my dumb cat as a reward.
User avatar #1392 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
544024
#1390 - minibeep (05/30/2015) [-]
black people think all white people are racist but they havent met me yet
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
wut?
User avatar #1388 - shadowrated (05/21/2015) [-]
that select all highlight color of your profile

you got me ******
User avatar #1387 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
**anonymoose used "*roll torture method*"**
**anonymoose rolls Disfigurement**
*roll tf2 class*
User avatar #1383 - fhockeygirl (04/23/2015) [-]
oh god your profile burns my eyes

nice to see you're still around!
User avatar #1384 to #1383 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
If you think that's bad, you should see my text with the background.
User avatar #1385 to #1384 - fhockeygirl (04/23/2015) [-]
i might have just thrown up some blood, cheers!
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Always here to displease.
User avatar #1382 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
I / / _

This short story brought to you by Anonymoose.
User avatar #1378 - yojo ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I ******* hate your profile but I love you for it
#1375 - Robrey (04/03/2015) [-]
I remember a time when you didn't suck wee wee
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
Remember the time there wasn't a dog behind you!
User avatar #1377 to #1376 - Robrey (04/03/2015) [-]
Why do you still haunt me with that? Those words are painful (
User avatar #1374 to #1373 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
My own baby yak?
User avatar #1368 - EdwardNigma (03/01/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/an0nymooose Hey look theres a youtube guy that has the same name as you.
User avatar #1370 to #1368 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
I like to believe that I am his inspiration.
User avatar #1369 to #1368 - EdwardNigma (03/01/2015) [-]
Wow **** I can't read **** with this background colour.
#1356 - anonymoose ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
yousaygoodbye
#1358 to #1357 - anonymoose ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
You aint seen nothing yet.
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - anonymoose ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
It hurts that you'd go to an elephant ever, when a moose is 100 times better at everything.
User avatar #1364 to #1363 - anonymoose ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
#1365 to #1364 - yousaygoodbye (02/28/2015) [-]
Elephants are pretty cool too man
Elephants are pretty cool too man
User avatar #1366 to #1365 - anonymoose ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #1353 - saltyfries ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
question for you, did you make these?

[SFM] We like to party

if so, you're a glorious human being
User avatar #1354 to #1353 - anonymoose ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
No, but I'm going to pretend I did.
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - saltyfries ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
thought I'd ask considering your name (slightly altered) is the op of those
User avatar #1350 - yaybacon ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
I checked out your profile because a comment told me too, I wish to unsee this monstrosity.
User avatar #1352 to #1350 - anonymoose ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? It's the best profile.
User avatar #1346 - dancininseptember (01/27/2015) [-]
your profile is ******* disgusting
User avatar #1347 to #1346 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Thanks, I try.
User avatar #1344 - DeathclawRulez (01/18/2015) [-]
Woah weren't you 400?
User avatar #1345 to #1344 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
There is no 400 any more. Don't know why.
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