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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: OLD
Youtube Channel: SPICE
Steam Profile: ODOR
Consoles Owned: BLOCKERS
Video Games Played: BODY
X-box Gamertag: WASH
PSN: 16 HOURS OF B.O BLOCKING
Interests: POOOOOOOOWEEEEER
Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:Belfast
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#82 - This gif sickens me. You're not able to get it out and it just… 02/14/2015 on Perfect Fit +2
#138 - She's **** other than that one joke. The… 02/14/2015 on Black Brits +2
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#112 - drink or do drugs 02/14/2015 on Anon calls 911 -2
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#361 - Don't make the signature look like your common signature. 02/13/2015 on What the world is coming to 0
#2 - Damn, you must be super new. Your username is so pink it's turned red! 02/13/2015 on Waiting for him to tweet... +7
#30 - Comment deleted 02/13/2015 on Don't fuckmess with Keira +1
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#146 - Have 2 sets of signatures. One saying you that you agree to th… 02/13/2015 on What the world is coming to -1
#144 - Probably because the owner of the card is heterosexual. 02/13/2015 on What the world is coming to +2
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#108 - Why do you think children need both genders? There ar… 02/13/2015 on Your move hippies +1
#1354 - No, but I'm going to pretend I did.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on anonymoose's profile 0
User avatar #1355 - saltyfries (02/13/2015) [-]
thought I'd ask considering your name (slightly altered) is the op of those
#30 - Why would they pick a Disney princess for the villain? 02/12/2015 on Disney Avengers 0
#106 - Picture 02/12/2015 on Tumblr URLs +2
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#142 - If that's the case, the red line isn't necessarily a straight …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on It may be close to hatching. 0
#148 - asdffes (02/12/2015) [-]
Right, if the red line was plotted correctly you can utilize a projection that would allow the line to be correct while sacrificing other aspects of the map. Originally I though that may have been the case.

but upon further examination and the lack of most people having $5,000 GIS software, I assume this was just a line drawn in paint on a google earth screen shot...so both lines are probably incorrect. But the longest line is somewhere in there.
#133 - It would be. It's the shortest distance between the two points…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on It may be close to hatching. -2
#144 - galiogolem (02/12/2015) [-]
That map is crooked in order to make that line, when taken into a sphere, a straight line, the yellow line, when taken into the sphere, will not translate into a straight line.

In fact, after thought I correct my self, the red line is the only line that can be considered straight. This is a stereographic proyection of a cut portion of a sphere's (we would say the earth is a sphere for easier math) surface.

You can study this in linear algebra if you specialise in mathematics (in most universities at least), but shit, given the red thumb I already got I guess some people have discovered new fantastic theorems that I wasn't aware of.

Don't get me wrong, if the proyection is done wrong, which i can't tell just by look with a naked eye (much less given the fact that the earth is not a sphere), then it is fucking impossible what line can be considered straight. (You seek the line then calculate the projection, not viceversa).
#160 - asdffes (02/12/2015) [-]
Seconded.

I also initially thought this image was correctly done and the standard parallel was set along the red line..but looking closer it is most likely a google earth screenshot and a bit of paint editing. So both lines are probably wrong.
#132 - If it's the shortest distance between the two points, it's a s…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/12/2015 on It may be close to hatching. 0
#139 - asdffes (02/12/2015) [-]
Here, I found this for you to help represent my point..
Look at the #38 and the video on the bottom showing the striaght line on the globe compared to the map above it. Notice the line appears significantly curved.

beforeitsnews.com/watercooler-topics/2013/08/40-amazing-maps-you-have-never-seen-2433780.html
User avatar #153 - compared (02/12/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you have a good day.
User avatar #142 - anonymoose (02/12/2015) [-]
If that's the case, the red line isn't necessarily a straight line either.
#148 - asdffes (02/12/2015) [-]
Right, if the red line was plotted correctly you can utilize a projection that would allow the line to be correct while sacrificing other aspects of the map. Originally I though that may have been the case.

but upon further examination and the lack of most people having $5,000 GIS software, I assume this was just a line drawn in paint on a google earth screen shot...so both lines are probably incorrect. But the longest line is somewhere in there.
#136 - asdffes (02/12/2015) [-]
I understand that. I'm just stating that if you draw a straight line on a 2d map will not necessarily correlate to a straight line on the globe.
#120 - In a more accurate depiction of the earth, you can see that th…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on It may be close to hatching. 0
#135 - asdffes (02/12/2015) [-]
That is not a more accurate representation of the earth for this topic. Its a modified pseudo mercator projection that exists solely for online web maps because of its ease of conversion in to square image tiles.

Mercator projections preserve shape while sacrificing area... case and point..look at Antartica.
#116 - A straight line on a flat projection of the earth will still b…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/12/2015 on It may be close to hatching. 0
#127 - asdffes (02/12/2015) [-]
That is not the case.
because the earth is flat any projection will introduce distortion. Different projection types aim to reduce different aspects of distortion, but it will always be there.

While a line may be straight on the earths surface, it would hardly appear straight on a 2 dimensional map. (unless an appropriate projection was choosen). Long story short that line is probably not straight on the earths surface. It also isn't necessarily longer.
User avatar #132 - anonymoose (02/12/2015) [-]
If it's the shortest distance between the two points, it's a straight line. There is no path you can take between those two points that will be shorter.
#139 - asdffes (02/12/2015) [-]
Here, I found this for you to help represent my point..
Look at the #38 and the video on the bottom showing the striaght line on the globe compared to the map above it. Notice the line appears significantly curved.

beforeitsnews.com/watercooler-topics/2013/08/40-amazing-maps-you-have-never-seen-2433780.html
User avatar #153 - compared (02/12/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you have a good day.
User avatar #142 - anonymoose (02/12/2015) [-]
If that's the case, the red line isn't necessarily a straight line either.
#148 - asdffes (02/12/2015) [-]
Right, if the red line was plotted correctly you can utilize a projection that would allow the line to be correct while sacrificing other aspects of the map. Originally I though that may have been the case.

but upon further examination and the lack of most people having $5,000 GIS software, I assume this was just a line drawn in paint on a google earth screen shot...so both lines are probably incorrect. But the longest line is somewhere in there.
#136 - asdffes (02/12/2015) [-]
I understand that. I'm just stating that if you draw a straight line on a 2d map will not necessarily correlate to a straight line on the globe.
#115 - Comment deleted 02/12/2015 on It may be close to hatching. 0
#1352 - What are you talking about? It's the best profile. 02/11/2015 on anonymoose's profile 0

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User avatar #1338 - anonymoose (11/24/2014) [-]
stickied by anonymoose
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User avatar #1368 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/an0nymooose Hey look theres a youtube guy that has the same name as you.
User avatar #1370 to #1368 - anonymoose (18 hours ago) [-]
I like to believe that I am his inspiration.
User avatar #1369 to #1368 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
Wow **** I can't read **** with this background colour.
#1356 - anonymoose (02/28/2015) [-]
yousaygoodbye
#1358 to #1357 - anonymoose (02/28/2015) [-]
You aint seen nothing yet.
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - anonymoose (02/28/2015) [-]
It hurts that you'd go to an elephant ever, when a moose is 100 times better at everything.
#1365 to #1364 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Elephants are pretty cool too man
Elephants are pretty cool too man
User avatar #1353 - saltyfries (02/12/2015) [-]
question for you, did you make these?

[SFM] We like to party

if so, you're a glorious human being
User avatar #1354 to #1353 - anonymoose (02/13/2015) [-]
No, but I'm going to pretend I did.
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - saltyfries (02/13/2015) [-]
thought I'd ask considering your name (slightly altered) is the op of those
User avatar #1350 - yaybacon (02/11/2015) [-]
I checked out your profile because a comment told me too, I wish to unsee this monstrosity.
User avatar #1352 to #1350 - anonymoose (02/11/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? It's the best profile.
User avatar #1346 - dancininseptember (01/27/2015) [-]
your profile is ******* disgusting
User avatar #1347 to #1346 - anonymoose (01/27/2015) [-]
Thanks, I try.
User avatar #1344 - DeathclawRulez (01/18/2015) [-]
Woah weren't you 400?
User avatar #1345 to #1344 - anonymoose (01/18/2015) [-]
There is no 400 any more. Don't know why.
User avatar #1343 - thatlittledoll (01/16/2015) [-]
Why... why in the world is this the color of your profile.
User avatar #1342 - anonymoose (01/15/2015) [-]
**anonymoose used "*roll 1, 999999999-999999999*"**
**anonymoose rolls 999,999,999**
#1341 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
User avatar #1333 - theannoyingFJguy (10/29/2014) [-]
DO you remember the username of the guy who used to be really popular on fj with a shark avatar? Please halp
User avatar #1339 to #1335 - panaotizz (11/28/2014) [-]
ily too
User avatar #1330 - Bacula (10/12/2014) [-]
[SFM] Shrek gets spooked. Did you make this?
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - Bacula (10/12/2014) [-]
Ah okay, was just weird since the youtube channel has your name.
User avatar #1326 - roflstorm (09/09/2014) [-]
How do i grow potatoes? They don't have seeds.
Do i toss the ******* in a hole and bury them?
I'm having a brain fart on a new scale
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - anonymoose (09/09/2014) [-]
I'm Irish. Millions of us died because we couldn't grow potatoes.
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - roflstorm (09/10/2014) [-]
Well did you guys find out how?
I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out how to ******* grow potatoes.
THEY DON'T HAVE SEEEDS!!!!
User avatar #1322 - TestesFly (08/28/2014) [-]
Why do you always delete everything you write about Palestine?
User avatar #1323 to #1322 - anonymoose (08/28/2014) [-]
When I'm drunk I like to be controversial. When I sober up I cbf with that on Funnyjunk, delete it myself and just leave it to my personal life. I go to a lot of Pro-Palestine marches and I discuss my opinions IRL with a lot of people.

With Funnyjunk (and the internet in general), you'll only find a pro-Israeli people who don't want to change your mind or discuss anything, but only want to vent their anger that people with different opinions exist and simply shout at you. Drunk moose doesn't realise that, sober moose does.
User avatar #1324 to #1323 - TestesFly (08/28/2014) [-]
It's because a huge portion of the English-speaking world is American, and Israel enjoys strong support here. And of course, if you give angry people a topic to be angry about, they'll run wild with it.
User avatar #1325 to #1324 - Sunset (09/05/2014) [-]
"Israel enjoys strong support here"

GOOD GOY
User avatar #1321 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm sorry about the antinatalism thing bro. We became friends after that fallout though. But I must say, I don't believe that the purpose of life is sex; unless you meant the enjoyment of sex then it's part of the purpose. Meaning of life is different for every human being.
User avatar #1320 - Conemen (08/10/2014) [-]
will you be my boyfriend
User avatar #1319 - youtookpoop (08/03/2014) [-]
***** you old
User avatar #1318 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
What's the origin of your avatar?
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