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#144 - Part of the reason I left.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2016 on bird man says it +1
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#145 - thedutchs (04/06/2016) [-]
Then why the hell are you commenting?
#329 - But they aren't. Pewdiepie has a talent for entertaining young… 01/03/2016 on pewdiepie 0
#165682 - New Xanthochroid song (Symphonic Black Metal)  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#165683 - MatthewsGauss (12/31/2015) [-]
Damn that sounded good, I'm gonna listen to Blessed He With Boils soon because I dont remember it much but I remember it being good
#20 - If you're gay, an erection can be contagious.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Shower thoughts +3
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#21 - kurtlanglie (12/29/2015) [-]
So if I were gay, I could cause other males in the vicinity to go erect even if they were straight?
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#36 - elpsycongroo (12/29/2015) [-]
if you're a lesbian probably
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#37 - kurtlanglie (12/29/2015) [-]
I'd have to be a female to be a lesbian, last I checked (at the time of this typing), I have a penis.
#38 - elpsycongroo (12/29/2015) [-]
That can always change...
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#39 - kurtlanglie (12/29/2015) [-]
No thanks, I don't need any more hostile attempts to remove my penis today.
#32 - There's a shop in my city (Belfast) that sells only crisp sandwiches. 12/29/2015 on Black Tweets +1
#53 - Picture 12/27/2015 on No traitors allowed +2
#76 - A helium atom is smaller than a hydrogen atom.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on Size comparrisons +1
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#77 - franklyimaperson (12/27/2015) [-]
Damn I knew I got that backward, size increases down a column and decreases across a period

Still curious what atom they were talking about
#5 - I'm okay for people not sticking to the source material if it'…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Hermionegate +13
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#27 - theguythatisnotyou (12/22/2015) [-]
No. Just no. Theaters do this shit all the fucking time in order to have the best performance for a role. I've seen shows where Annie was a little boy. Hamlet was a guy who looked like Danny DeVito. Black chicks playing Frenchie in Grease, and girls playing John Proctor in Crucible. The bottom line for a stage show is the actor who can do it best gets the role.
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#6 - meatygoodness (12/21/2015) [-]
Very true. It's almost like they expected some sort of backlash which'd give their production some much needed controversial attention. I hope people realize that throwing a wobbly over it just gives more publicity to something that actually doesn't really matter that much; it's happened a lot recently with racial casting (fantastic four as an example) because it generates a buzz around something with little to give in the first place.
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#8 - dbqpdb (12/21/2015) [-]
Except it's Harry Potter, one of the biggest franchises of books and movies in the world. Anything with the Harry Potter name will already be gushed over, making this bullshit unnecessary.
#3 - That's Rowlings official twitter.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Hermionegate +19
#10 - mudkipfucker (12/21/2015) [-]
so it is, the lack of a verified account logo threw me off
#54 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
rowling has always been an idiot who got lucky. No need for verified logo. Just read and you can tell if it's her or not.
#133 - That's fat, not muscle. 12/19/2015 on Let Me Tell You About Thick +1

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