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Date Signed Up:8/28/2010
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#9 - Hey a fellow Gaucho! I Gauhcoback.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on The real problems 0
User avatar #36 - texaphyrin (06/02/2015) [-]
You too, we can all touch dicks.
#162 - Granted, my point was kind of "out there" and this e… 06/01/2015 on Deep shizzle, muh brizzle 0
#158 - It's not unrelated. What you're suggesting is that we can repl… 06/01/2015 on Deep shizzle, muh brizzle 0
#151 - I don't get how this changes anything I said. Maybe you misund…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Deep shizzle, muh brizzle 0
User avatar #156 - charagrin (06/01/2015) [-]
I get you, it just seems like a weird thing to argue about, because the point you are making is that we do not know if there is another planet out there with robots on it, which is obvious. The original point, which yours is unrelated to, is that the posited idea is based on the statement "known planet."

Your comment string is random and unrelated to the original thread as presented. You are yelling out "blue" when someone else said 2+2=4.
#162 - anonomysmonkey (06/01/2015) [-]
Granted, my point was kind of "out there" and this entire argument is dumb.
#158 - anonomysmonkey (06/01/2015) [-]
It's not unrelated. What you're suggesting is that we can replace the statement on the picture with the statement: "Mars is the only known planet in our known universe solely inhabited by a functioning robots."
My previous two statements contradict that.
While we can be sure that we haven't sent any other robots to planets other than mars and relatively sure that aliens haven't sent stuff to OUR solar system, we can not be so sure about that if we take into account our entire known universe.
#148 - I don't think we can say that for sure. Just because we can se…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Deep shizzle, muh brizzle +1
User avatar #150 - charagrin (06/01/2015) [-]
Have a thumb in case I came off as being rude, in which case I apologize.
User avatar #149 - charagrin (06/01/2015) [-]
Um, I am a polite person who tries to be friendly even with people I do not like, but I have no idea how to politely say "no shit." The image says KNOWN PLANET.
#151 - anonomysmonkey (06/01/2015) [-]
I don't get how this changes anything I said. Maybe you misunderstood? There are planets that we KNOW EXIST in our KNOWN UNIVERSE outside of our solar system but we are too far to be 100% sure if there is or is not an alien robot living alone on that planet.
User avatar #156 - charagrin (06/01/2015) [-]
I get you, it just seems like a weird thing to argue about, because the point you are making is that we do not know if there is another planet out there with robots on it, which is obvious. The original point, which yours is unrelated to, is that the posited idea is based on the statement "known planet."

Your comment string is random and unrelated to the original thread as presented. You are yelling out "blue" when someone else said 2+2=4.
#162 - anonomysmonkey (06/01/2015) [-]
Granted, my point was kind of "out there" and this entire argument is dumb.
#158 - anonomysmonkey (06/01/2015) [-]
It's not unrelated. What you're suggesting is that we can replace the statement on the picture with the statement: "Mars is the only known planet in our known universe solely inhabited by a functioning robots."
My previous two statements contradict that.
While we can be sure that we haven't sent any other robots to planets other than mars and relatively sure that aliens haven't sent stuff to OUR solar system, we can not be so sure about that if we take into account our entire known universe.
#147 - This is WAY more interesting than any of the dumb **** … 06/01/2015 on Deep shizzle, muh brizzle -1
#145 - Maybe you're exactly as retarded as I thought, but now you're …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on Deep shizzle, muh brizzle -1
User avatar #146 - gameshredder (06/01/2015) [-]
Damn dude, calm down. I didn't shit in your oatmeal this morning.
#143 - Well you think this is "humorous" then you're even m… 06/01/2015 on Deep shizzle, muh brizzle -1
#138 - Are you retarded? Of course you could. Try it out. It's simple…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Deep shizzle, muh brizzle -1
#145 - anonomysmonkey (06/01/2015) [-]
Maybe you're exactly as retarded as I thought, but now you're backtracking. I'm gonna go with that. I don't want to believe that anybody could be more retarded than that.
User avatar #146 - gameshredder (06/01/2015) [-]
Damn dude, calm down. I didn't shit in your oatmeal this morning.
#143 - anonomysmonkey (06/01/2015) [-]
Well you think this is "humorous" then you're even more retarded then I previously thought.
#135 - Most of these are uninteresting or just flat out wrong. 06/01/2015 on Deep shizzle, muh brizzle 0

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#38 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
LE MY TEXT IS WHITE DX I NOTICED URS BUT I AM LE SUPER ****** BUTTHURT SO IM GONNA ADD YOU JUST SO I CAN TALK **** BECAUSE I KNOW I DONT WANT TO GET LE (LE INSERT A MOFUGGIN DRUMROLL HERE PLZ XDDD) DOWNVOTED DUN DUN DUN LE GASP!
#39 to #38 - anonomysmonkey (07/08/2014) [-]
At least I'm not a pussy.
#40 to #39 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
Eh, that was the point of my comment. You kind of are.
#41 to #40 - anonomysmonkey (07/08/2014) [-]
If I was a pussy I would make it so only friends can comment on my profile.
#42 to #41 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
I did that because I got tired of people stalking me. If you wanted to criticize me, you could have replied to my comments that you didn't like instead of making me waste my time by adding you and doing it in the safety of profile comments.
#43 to #42 - anonomysmonkey (07/08/2014) [-]
aka you're a pussy.

Also, I commented on your profile for the specific reason TO waste your time and get a reaction out of you. And, guess what? It worked.
#44 to #43 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
Okay. Good one.
#37 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
Who art thou?
User avatar #34 - furicuri (01/13/2012) [-]
delete your account
#35 to #34 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
Delete YOUR account.

User avatar #31 - yayitzmatt (01/13/2012) [-]
Soo.. Has it happened yet, or will it even happen? opwillsurelydeliver.jpg?
User avatar #36 to #31 - purpleday (01/27/2012) [-]
almost there...

#29 - babyraper (01/13/2012) [-]
Lol I find it amusing that you're answer to everyone calling you a Ron Paul hater is that they're just insecure with their sexuality. Did your mommy teach you that one? You are a cancer to this site and pinkie-whore content like your's is what's slowly killing FJ. Oh, and btw, the only reason you have so many pinkies is because the vast majority on FJ is dumb and will pinkie a brick to the front page. I remember when this site was good, back when it was green and everyone was anon. It's only been recently that pinkie-whoring Ron Paul haters like you came along and ruined it. **** you and have a nice day.
#30 to #29 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
I said it like... 3 times. And being called a Ron Paul hatergot really doesn't bother me. I remember when the site was green too. it was great. I was an anon for years before i made an account. Why can't I have a little fun without ruining the site? Also you're just a hateful little **** . People are just having a good time then people like you find a problem with it and feel the need to come **** things up. I'm sorry you have nothing better to do. What made you so hateful? Daddy not love you enough?
You're the kind of people who **** up the WORLD for everyone else. There is a realm beyond this site believe it or not.
I know it can't make up for daddy but I hope you know that I love you anyways. I hope you find happiness one day.
#32 to #30 - babyraper (01/13/2012) [-]
Wow...you're right...you're so insightful...my anger and hatred has just been coming from me not getting enough attention from daddy...and all this time i thought it was becauseOH PEEwas a Ron Paul hater. I'm so sorry, i hope you can forgive me. This is the moment i turn it all around! Thank you so much! Look out world, here I come!!!
#33 to #32 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
Dude. seriously. Why are you being such a dick? I don't want to (cyber) fight you. Why can't you just chill?
Sarcasm is easy to use. I would appreciated it if you left it out of the next comment.
#26 - John Cena (01/13/2012) [-]
That post was not funny, cool, or interesting in any way, shape, or form.
No I do not want to see a guy in a spaghetti strap tank top with our sites logo on it because i care about the content of the site, not the site itself.
#27 to #26 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
I thought it was pretty funny...
#28 to #27 - John Cena (01/13/2012) [-]
Well you can have your own opinion but it just didn't cut it for me.
#15 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
**** you pinkiewhore Ron Paul hatergot
#16 to #15 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
Well at least I don't base my decisions on how high numbers are on a computer screen.
#17 to #16 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
suck my balls Ron Paul hatergot
#18 to #17 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
You make an interesting case....
You make an interesting case....
#20 to #19 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
At least I'm secure with my sexuality. Unlike some people obviously....
User avatar #21 to #20 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
ps im talking about your mom who i ****** yesterday
#22 to #21 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
... Thanks for making my case that much stronger.
User avatar #23 to #22 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
thanks for making my dick harder while it was in your moms pussy
#24 to #23 - anonomysmonkey (01/13/2012) [-]
Go crawl back to Xbox Live, troll.
User avatar #25 to #24 - johnnypeeballzzz (01/13/2012) [-]
go suck my dick Ron Paul hatergot
#14 - rubberpig (09/03/2011) [-]
*roll 2* DUBS!
#11 - John Cena (08/25/2011) [-]
You're a pretty big retarded faggot who thinks hes coll aren't you?
User avatar #13 to #11 - rubberpig (08/29/2011) [-]
You're a pretty small insignifigent anon who "thnkz hes kewl bcuz he spels liek ths"
#12 to #11 - anonomysmonkey (08/25/2011) [-]
No, not really. You're pretty insecure about your sexuality, aren't you? Calling someone a faggot says more about you then it does me.
#7 - rubberpig (08/24/2011) [-]
Hey bro, I heard you make some pretty kick ass gifs. Do you think you can make "rubberpig" under this and it flashing the original colors, red, and green??
#8 to #7 - anonomysmonkey (08/24/2011) [-]
Sure ^^ I love GIR but you need to be a bit more clear.
Do you want the background flashing or the text flashing? or both? Also how fast do you want it to flash?
User avatar #9 to #8 - rubberpig (08/24/2011) [-]
Like, seizure fast bro. And sorry for not being clear, I want ALL of it flashing.
#10 to #9 - anonomysmonkey (08/24/2011) [-]
Oh its fine i'll get right on that =)
User avatar #1 - ZombeCyd (08/17/2011) [-]
Hey, did he block you too?
#2 to #1 - anonomysmonkey (08/17/2011) [-]
Haha yeah what a pussy. XD
User avatar #3 to #2 - ZombeCyd (08/17/2011) [-]
Damn, he asked me a question, and the only way for me to reply back is to get someone else to copy/paste my comment lol. But it will bring him down.
#4 to #3 - anonomysmonkey (08/17/2011) [-]
Just out of curiosity: what is it?
User avatar #6 to #4 - ZombeCyd (08/17/2011) [-]
He wanted to know what I've made to contribute to this site.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ZombeCyd (08/17/2011) [-]
This is what I would have replied:

ORIGINAL comics and ORIGINAL artwork, I'll give you the links.

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2430479/FML+Rage+Comic/

http://funnyjunk. com/funny_pictures/2422830/Me+vs+Sister/

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/13 16698/Before+and+After+The+Zombie+Apocalypse/

The last one is my favorite OC.
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