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anonmynous

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Date Signed Up:12/18/2012
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#8 - Neither. The device collapses neatly back into you rectum 05/14/2015 on How to write a great essay +8
#20 - That's what city zoning laws get you. 05/14/2015 on Why? 0
#8 - WTF is a pepe? Wait it's a drawing of a frog? Why?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2015 on 90's Teenagers +62
User avatar #15 - welliguessitsaname (05/14/2015) [-]
It's a meme you dip
#30 - shyyguy (05/14/2015) [-]
#12 - What's ironic is that picture you just posted of Keanu not agi… 05/14/2015 on maybe its.. +3
#13 - Don't know what that is but when they are all throwing their c… 05/14/2015 on Poker face 0
#10 - That's a deep sea diving helmet  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Poker face 0
#11 - keligus (05/14/2015) [-]
**keligus used "*roll picture*"**
**keligus rolled image** the one before Darth Vader and the person wearing a hijaab?
#13 - anonmynous (05/14/2015) [-]
Don't know what that is but when they are all throwing their cards you can see that the front of that one is made of plexiglass or something. It's slightly see through.
#9 - They do serve whale but it's technically illegal so you need t… 05/13/2015 on Your average family diner 0
#3 - Dude get the **** out of here. You know what else the b…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Dinosaurs -13
#24 - Rascal (05/13/2015) [-]
Yes, because the Bible is meant to be a science book that contains all knowledge of the workings of the world.

Modern Christianity agrees with BOTH the Bible AND Science, because they don't contradict (minus a few miracles claimed to have been directly caused by God).

Nowhere in the Bible does it say "The Sun revolves around the Earth! The Earth is 6000 years old! Evolution never happened! God created the Universe but he didn't do it in a way that would be like setting off a Big Bang."
#13 - Rascal (05/13/2015) [-]
Luckily nobody can hear you over the internet, narcissist.
I'm more concerned with the individual holding a loaded gun to your head forcing you to read internet comments that don't coincide with your opinions.
#11 - Rascal (05/13/2015) [-]
Here you go. You'll enjoy reading this. I'll await your Googled rresponse of "atheist 101" if you do in fact read this. www.eternal-productions.org/101science.html
#20 - hotpiss (05/13/2015) [-]
I read a lot of that stuff, a lot of square pegs in round holes my friend!
#22 - Rascal (05/13/2015) [-]
>scientific facts WITH proof
>don't agree cause atheist

"SQUARE HOLES AND TRIANGLE DILDOS FRIEND!
#49 - hotpiss (05/14/2015) [-]
>scientific facts WITH proof

if you say so!
#2 - The joke is that he only does anal  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2015 on Rusty Clap Trap 0
#3 - feindmachines (05/13/2015) [-]
ohhhhhhhhhh
#5 - That's dexter 05/13/2015 on Monday +1
#22 - see #8 05/12/2015 on The Most Intense Japanese... 0
#20 - You guys should invade more. 05/12/2015 on Gas +1
#3 - I think it has to do with the 2 different signs used. Good roll btw 05/12/2015 on Chili's is Sexist +6
#6 - Comment deleted 05/12/2015 on Decide my senior quote +1
#4 - The point is that the two sexes are different and shouldn't al…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2015 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #110 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/13/2015) [-]
companies aren't required to give maternal leave. Some places can fire you if you're pregnant and can't do your job right. and all women shouldn't be punished because some get pregnant.
Women do make less (once they become mothers) because it's expected of them to take off work when the kids are sick, also they still have to do "mom" things like making lunches, cooking dinner and cleaning the house even though she worked just as long as the husband did. So they have to take off work more.
#38 - zaphodcoolfrood (05/12/2015) [-]
Actually maternity leave, at least in america, ends up being no where near that for most women. It's a bit of a problem, John Oliver recently did a story about it.
#37 - syntheticsoldier (05/12/2015) [-]
We actually aren't that different.

Men are sent to war because we are the disposable sex, not many of us are required to continue the species and we are supposed to protect the physical and economic wellbeing of women - traditionally.

In societies (Tahitian, Minoan, and Semai) that were isolated and didn't have danger relevant to them men changed to become nonviolent. History has shown that men adapt to whatever is needed most whether it is farmers, hunters, or soldiers.

Today men are primarily concerned with being economic supports and earning income.
#7 - feddafella (05/12/2015) [-]
Maternity leave is bollocks. Women should take some sick leave to recuperate (I don't know how long it takes for a new mother to be physically able again, but that's how long the sick leave should be), then it's up to the parents to sort out how to raise the child and have an income and whatnot. Annual leave, or a nanny, or one of them can be unemployed.
User avatar #23 - colossusshadow (05/12/2015) [-]
There's nothing wrong with maternity leave, the only thing that should be fixed is that there's one country, can't remember which, where a certain number of days for maternity leave are soley for the father to take.
User avatar #5 - azurepen (05/12/2015) [-]
I definitely agree with you to a point, but those aren't the points in the post. The post is addressing inequalities, that should be made equal. It's not arguing that differences shouldn't be accommodated for, just that, even as different sexes, we should be treated, for the most part, as equals of the same race.
#2 - I only eat meat-fed livestock. 05/12/2015 on Vegatarian 0
#1 - But Why? "I've been thinking. We should share th…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/12/2015 on (untitled) +136
#92 - hillbillypowpow (05/12/2015) [-]
You mean why treat people equally? Having a vagina doesn't mean you should be held less accountable for your actions, or expect special treatment.
#28 - tehavatar (05/12/2015) [-]
i like you
User avatar #3 - azurepen (05/12/2015) [-]
I don't think that applies.

Sozin just wanted complete control over every other nation. And to him, the ends justified the means.

This is just about equality, between sexes. And the unity and cooperation between sexes and races sounds pretty accurate to the Avatar's goals.
#4 - anonmynous (05/12/2015) [-]
The point is that the two sexes are different and shouldn't always be treated exactly the same. Historically, men were sent to war because they are naturally more aggressive and it only takes one to repopulate an entire city. Whereas women are needed to bear and raise children. Are women paid less than men? Possibly, but women get 6 months of paid maternity leave. I don't want to start a huge shitstorm debate about these points but I believe my point remains valid.
User avatar #110 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/13/2015) [-]
companies aren't required to give maternal leave. Some places can fire you if you're pregnant and can't do your job right. and all women shouldn't be punished because some get pregnant.
Women do make less (once they become mothers) because it's expected of them to take off work when the kids are sick, also they still have to do "mom" things like making lunches, cooking dinner and cleaning the house even though she worked just as long as the husband did. So they have to take off work more.
#38 - zaphodcoolfrood (05/12/2015) [-]
Actually maternity leave, at least in america, ends up being no where near that for most women. It's a bit of a problem, John Oliver recently did a story about it.
#37 - syntheticsoldier (05/12/2015) [-]
We actually aren't that different.

Men are sent to war because we are the disposable sex, not many of us are required to continue the species and we are supposed to protect the physical and economic wellbeing of women - traditionally.

In societies (Tahitian, Minoan, and Semai) that were isolated and didn't have danger relevant to them men changed to become nonviolent. History has shown that men adapt to whatever is needed most whether it is farmers, hunters, or soldiers.

Today men are primarily concerned with being economic supports and earning income.
#7 - feddafella (05/12/2015) [-]
Maternity leave is bollocks. Women should take some sick leave to recuperate (I don't know how long it takes for a new mother to be physically able again, but that's how long the sick leave should be), then it's up to the parents to sort out how to raise the child and have an income and whatnot. Annual leave, or a nanny, or one of them can be unemployed.
User avatar #23 - colossusshadow (05/12/2015) [-]
There's nothing wrong with maternity leave, the only thing that should be fixed is that there's one country, can't remember which, where a certain number of days for maternity leave are soley for the father to take.
User avatar #5 - azurepen (05/12/2015) [-]
I definitely agree with you to a point, but those aren't the points in the post. The post is addressing inequalities, that should be made equal. It's not arguing that differences shouldn't be accommodated for, just that, even as different sexes, we should be treated, for the most part, as equals of the same race.
#6 - Don't pout. We both know all that episode posting has gone way…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on anonmynous's profile 0
#7 - icangetyoumad (05/12/2015) [-]
tfw not thumbwhoring
tfw providing sources for shits and giggles
#23 - He's clearly a rookie give him a break. 05/12/2015 on (untitled) +2
#14 - Life hack: If you are broke, bugs are an excellent source of protein. 05/12/2015 on you whore! 0
#30 - No. Ice is extremely poisonous to dogs.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on #dooggy things 0
User avatar #31 - theshinypen (05/08/2015) [-]
Ah shit.
User avatar #41 - loopymoomoo (05/08/2015) [-]
It should be fine in moderation, the myth of it damaging their organs is kinda false kinda true, ice melts but not super fast.
one or two at a time should be fine
#20 - **anonmynous used "*roll picture*"** **anonmynous rolled i… 05/08/2015 on Must be important +6
#9 - This class is graded on a curve, bitch. So to get an A I only … 05/07/2015 on Homework 0
#63 - I meant necromorph my bad 05/06/2015 on Fitness Goals 0
#43 - Steven Spielberg are you there? 3 words for ya: Alien…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Fitness Goals 0
User avatar #59 - jiichei (05/06/2015) [-]
e.t. vs xenomorph?
#44 - Rascal (05/06/2015) [-]
what alien? like in the movie alien? because that is a xenomorph
#63 - anonmynous (05/06/2015) [-]
I meant necromorph my bad

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#6 to #5 - anonmynous (05/12/2015) [-]
Don't pout. We both know all that episode posting has gone way past thumb whoring.
#7 to #6 - icangetyoumad (05/12/2015) [-]
tfw not thumbwhoring
tfw providing sources for ***** and giggles
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#3 to #2 - anonmynous (02/13/2013) [-]
Can I help you?
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