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#10 - Indeed. 08/25/2015 on Going down fighting +1
#7 - Dank.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Going down fighting +1
#8 - sniffythebird (08/25/2015) [-]
Very dank song
User avatar #10 - anonibusii (08/25/2015) [-]
Indeed.
#5 - What song is that from?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Going down fighting +1
User avatar #6 - sniffythebird (08/25/2015) [-]
Madeon - Finale
User avatar #7 - anonibusii (08/25/2015) [-]
Dank.
#8 - sniffythebird (08/25/2015) [-]
Very dank song
User avatar #10 - anonibusii (08/25/2015) [-]
Indeed.
#29 - She looks like she's fourteen though. 08/24/2015 on I watch it for the plot 0
#9 - Ariana Grande nudes? What do you think I am? Some sort of pedophile?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2015 on I watch it for the plot +5
User avatar #28 - neokun (08/24/2015) [-]
She's 22.
User avatar #31 - concetrationcamp (08/24/2015) [-]
rekt him, he's is probably to milfs only
User avatar #29 - anonibusii (08/24/2015) [-]
She looks like she's fourteen though.
#21 - thecrayzeeman (08/24/2015) [-]
Yes.
#9 - I'm pretty sure that one was proven to be fake.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2015 on I'm going to hell in a... +8
User avatar #10 - plokix (08/18/2015) [-]
I dunno that was the last update I had one this topic.
#33 - "They're not super explicit?" They are. Unfortun…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2015 on Writing is an art 0
#34 - internetnick (08/18/2015) [-]
Oh. Well that's not really them not knowing how it works. They're living out their fantasies of massive dicks but they're turned on by gay porn. They're not doing a simulation with actors.

User avatar #38 - TonHyukOTP (08/18/2015) [-]
From what I've seen from younger/less experienced gay fanfic authors, it's a lot of not understanding things like:

-If you go in dry, nobody is gonna have a good time. LUBE IS USEFUL.
-If your character has an impossibly huge dick and your other character doesn't regularly receive impossibly huge dicks, stretch the hole before insertion or nobody is gonna have a good time. Fingers can be used. If that is gross to you, try various sized toys.
-If your characters are trying to "hold off" to reach orgasm simultaneously, you need to time the pleasuring right or someone's gonna get off sooner and nobody's gonna have a good time.
-If your character is a virgin, regardless of if he's the top or bottom, he's not going to know everything and he's going to have some "oopsies" and mishaps, and questions, and probably a lot of anxiety. Have the other character lead things along and be informative and comforting or nobody's gonna have a good time.

And a couple very important points:
-Usually after a guy gets off, his dick goes soft. He's not "still hard, cock veiny and pulsating, ready to plow him again" no no, that is wrong.
-Usually it takes awhile before a guy starts to get hard again. You can't have the other character immediately restimulate him to the point of having an erection ten seconds after he got off. Give him time to reload. Wow.

There are many, many others. I've given lessons to new authors about this stuff before, to help them improve their scenes. They can be done in a realistic yet sexy way. It's really not that difficult.
#35 - insatiable (08/18/2015) [-]
I think a lot of it is a lack of realism. Like that shit would hurt a lot, at least the first time, but it isn't mentioned, or the characters having a crazy amount of stamina. Just generally unrealistic.
User avatar #45 - enragedonion (08/18/2015) [-]
Yall, I think I have it figured out;

Step one, the Realization;
- Hetero grills like boys
- Hetero grills take out the boy's love interest to fit in another boy
- Hetero grills can now have two boys without worrying about getting jealous of fictional grills
- Profit!

Step two, the Yaoiying, Electric Bogaloo;
- Hetero grills seem to think that a man's anus is just like their vajayjay, it will lube itself up (or don't need much lube) and doesn't smell like a poopoohole in the slightest.
- Hordes of horny teenage girls flock to their new fetish
- Grossly forced ships and excruciating sex scenes become mainstream (And thanks to TonHyukOTP for clarifying WHY they are so bad)
- Tumblr shippers win and we all lose.

Step three, wait there's more!?;
- Dumb shippers will take their obsession to a whole new level known as Real Life
- Will send deaththreat to celebrities because Real World does not bend to their fantasies, www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2537661/Sherlock-actress-Amanda-Abbington-tells-death-threats-jealous-fanatics-announced-Dr-Watsons-wife.html
- Fortunately, it stops there.
- For now.
- Until they actually kill people because of said mental retardation.
- THEN we can discuss step four.

Source; this FJer likes fictional gay ships (it's a guilty pleasure) and was thrilled to hear about the supreme court's decision. [spoiler] Because more couples can now express their love. Love wins all the time, good job Merica. [/spoiler]
#31 - I think gay sex involves penises and butts. I wouldn't know. …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2015 on Writing is an art +1
#32 - internetnick (08/18/2015) [-]
But how do they not know either?

Like, if you know about sex you probably know about it Maybe they're not super explicit?

Also, there must be some couples that only do oral
User avatar #33 - anonibusii (08/18/2015) [-]
"They're not super explicit?"
They are. Unfortunately, they are.

They don't write couples only doing oral. They do impossible things, like sticking a 13'-inch wiener in 14-year old naruto's "virgin ass".

That is not healthy.
#34 - internetnick (08/18/2015) [-]
Oh. Well that's not really them not knowing how it works. They're living out their fantasies of massive dicks but they're turned on by gay porn. They're not doing a simulation with actors.

User avatar #38 - TonHyukOTP (08/18/2015) [-]
From what I've seen from younger/less experienced gay fanfic authors, it's a lot of not understanding things like:

-If you go in dry, nobody is gonna have a good time. LUBE IS USEFUL.
-If your character has an impossibly huge dick and your other character doesn't regularly receive impossibly huge dicks, stretch the hole before insertion or nobody is gonna have a good time. Fingers can be used. If that is gross to you, try various sized toys.
-If your characters are trying to "hold off" to reach orgasm simultaneously, you need to time the pleasuring right or someone's gonna get off sooner and nobody's gonna have a good time.
-If your character is a virgin, regardless of if he's the top or bottom, he's not going to know everything and he's going to have some "oopsies" and mishaps, and questions, and probably a lot of anxiety. Have the other character lead things along and be informative and comforting or nobody's gonna have a good time.

And a couple very important points:
-Usually after a guy gets off, his dick goes soft. He's not "still hard, cock veiny and pulsating, ready to plow him again" no no, that is wrong.
-Usually it takes awhile before a guy starts to get hard again. You can't have the other character immediately restimulate him to the point of having an erection ten seconds after he got off. Give him time to reload. Wow.

There are many, many others. I've given lessons to new authors about this stuff before, to help them improve their scenes. They can be done in a realistic yet sexy way. It's really not that difficult.
#35 - insatiable (08/18/2015) [-]
I think a lot of it is a lack of realism. Like that shit would hurt a lot, at least the first time, but it isn't mentioned, or the characters having a crazy amount of stamina. Just generally unrealistic.
User avatar #45 - enragedonion (08/18/2015) [-]
Yall, I think I have it figured out;

Step one, the Realization;
- Hetero grills like boys
- Hetero grills take out the boy's love interest to fit in another boy
- Hetero grills can now have two boys without worrying about getting jealous of fictional grills
- Profit!

Step two, the Yaoiying, Electric Bogaloo;
- Hetero grills seem to think that a man's anus is just like their vajayjay, it will lube itself up (or don't need much lube) and doesn't smell like a poopoohole in the slightest.
- Hordes of horny teenage girls flock to their new fetish
- Grossly forced ships and excruciating sex scenes become mainstream (And thanks to TonHyukOTP for clarifying WHY they are so bad)
- Tumblr shippers win and we all lose.

Step three, wait there's more!?;
- Dumb shippers will take their obsession to a whole new level known as Real Life
- Will send deaththreat to celebrities because Real World does not bend to their fantasies, www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2537661/Sherlock-actress-Amanda-Abbington-tells-death-threats-jealous-fanatics-announced-Dr-Watsons-wife.html
- Fortunately, it stops there.
- For now.
- Until they actually kill people because of said mental retardation.
- THEN we can discuss step four.

Source; this FJer likes fictional gay ships (it's a guilty pleasure) and was thrilled to hear about the supreme court's decision. [spoiler] Because more couples can now express their love. Love wins all the time, good job Merica. [/spoiler]
#26 - Most **** is written by teenage girls who have no idea …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/18/2015 on Writing is an art +17
User avatar #36 - oranyonereally (08/18/2015) [-]
unlike the users on FJ
#30 - internetnick (08/18/2015) [-]
Wait, how does gay sex actually work?

I mean, I'm not into it but there's nothing about it that seems to be misleading as to the appeal.
User avatar #31 - anonibusii (08/18/2015) [-]
I think gay sex involves penises and butts. I wouldn't know.

But the way it's written suggests they don't know either.

For your information, I know this because someone once did a review of it on a forum where NSFW wasn't allowed, so they replaced the word "penis" and its variations with carrots, and assholes with ring-shaped cornflakes (like cheerios, I guess). It's been a while, and I can't find it anymore.

It was also hilarious to read.
#32 - internetnick (08/18/2015) [-]
But how do they not know either?

Like, if you know about sex you probably know about it Maybe they're not super explicit?

Also, there must be some couples that only do oral
User avatar #33 - anonibusii (08/18/2015) [-]
"They're not super explicit?"
They are. Unfortunately, they are.

They don't write couples only doing oral. They do impossible things, like sticking a 13'-inch wiener in 14-year old naruto's "virgin ass".

That is not healthy.
#34 - internetnick (08/18/2015) [-]
Oh. Well that's not really them not knowing how it works. They're living out their fantasies of massive dicks but they're turned on by gay porn. They're not doing a simulation with actors.

User avatar #38 - TonHyukOTP (08/18/2015) [-]
From what I've seen from younger/less experienced gay fanfic authors, it's a lot of not understanding things like:

-If you go in dry, nobody is gonna have a good time. LUBE IS USEFUL.
-If your character has an impossibly huge dick and your other character doesn't regularly receive impossibly huge dicks, stretch the hole before insertion or nobody is gonna have a good time. Fingers can be used. If that is gross to you, try various sized toys.
-If your characters are trying to "hold off" to reach orgasm simultaneously, you need to time the pleasuring right or someone's gonna get off sooner and nobody's gonna have a good time.
-If your character is a virgin, regardless of if he's the top or bottom, he's not going to know everything and he's going to have some "oopsies" and mishaps, and questions, and probably a lot of anxiety. Have the other character lead things along and be informative and comforting or nobody's gonna have a good time.

And a couple very important points:
-Usually after a guy gets off, his dick goes soft. He's not "still hard, cock veiny and pulsating, ready to plow him again" no no, that is wrong.
-Usually it takes awhile before a guy starts to get hard again. You can't have the other character immediately restimulate him to the point of having an erection ten seconds after he got off. Give him time to reload. Wow.

There are many, many others. I've given lessons to new authors about this stuff before, to help them improve their scenes. They can be done in a realistic yet sexy way. It's really not that difficult.
#35 - insatiable (08/18/2015) [-]
I think a lot of it is a lack of realism. Like that shit would hurt a lot, at least the first time, but it isn't mentioned, or the characters having a crazy amount of stamina. Just generally unrealistic.
User avatar #45 - enragedonion (08/18/2015) [-]
Yall, I think I have it figured out;

Step one, the Realization;
- Hetero grills like boys
- Hetero grills take out the boy's love interest to fit in another boy
- Hetero grills can now have two boys without worrying about getting jealous of fictional grills
- Profit!

Step two, the Yaoiying, Electric Bogaloo;
- Hetero grills seem to think that a man's anus is just like their vajayjay, it will lube itself up (or don't need much lube) and doesn't smell like a poopoohole in the slightest.
- Hordes of horny teenage girls flock to their new fetish
- Grossly forced ships and excruciating sex scenes become mainstream (And thanks to TonHyukOTP for clarifying WHY they are so bad)
- Tumblr shippers win and we all lose.

Step three, wait there's more!?;
- Dumb shippers will take their obsession to a whole new level known as Real Life
- Will send deaththreat to celebrities because Real World does not bend to their fantasies, www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2537661/Sherlock-actress-Amanda-Abbington-tells-death-threats-jealous-fanatics-announced-Dr-Watsons-wife.html
- Fortunately, it stops there.
- For now.
- Until they actually kill people because of said mental retardation.
- THEN we can discuss step four.

Source; this FJer likes fictional gay ships (it's a guilty pleasure) and was thrilled to hear about the supreme court's decision. [spoiler] Because more couples can now express their love. Love wins all the time, good job Merica. [/spoiler]
#84 - It's actaully pretty fun. 08/12/2015 on Pick a fetish +1

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User avatar #15 to #14 - anonibusii (03/21/2015) [-]
Nice.
User avatar #12 to #11 - anonibusii (10/30/2014) [-]
Yay, cats!
User avatar #7 - sweetpayback (11/06/2013) [-]
Wie zijt gij haha
User avatar #9 to #7 - anonibusii (11/06/2013) [-]
Tis thomas, fyi
#8 to #7 - anonibusii (11/06/2013) [-]
Pic related.
#4 - typeonegative (09/02/2013) [-]
Not a fan i presume
Not a fan i presume
User avatar #6 to #4 - anonibusii (09/02/2013) [-]
Nevermind, previous comment was stupid. About the content: I've seen it before, and I don't think it was funny.
User avatar #5 to #4 - anonibusii (09/02/2013) [-]
A fan of what, if I may ask? (which means I'm (obviously) not)
Supernatural, I presume, but I'm probably wrong.
User avatar #1 - skrynox (08/14/2013) [-]
I most certainly do not have sexual intercourse with lower class species such as the goat.

Yeah that's right you know me.
User avatar #2 to #1 - anonibusii (08/14/2013) [-]
My good sir, I dare to object. There is visual evidence that you indeed, have had sexual interactions with a lower class species, known as the goat. Therefore, I may hereby call you: " ********** .".
#3 to #2 - skrynox (08/14/2013) [-]
What a preposterous allegation that you have claimed upon me, sir! I deem it unrighteous to assume my sexual preferences fall on that of having intercourse with a goat!
User avatar #10 to #3 - anonibusii (03/04/2014) [-]
Preposterous? This is an insult to my honor! I challenge thee to a duel! Choose thy weapons!
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