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User avatar #109 - anonemous (04/01/2015) [-]
How to support FJ/Keep it aliveTip: Press the arrow keys to cycle messages next ยป
Funnyjunk Announcement to me
This site costs a lot of money and time to run. It's also in danger of shutting down since everyone uses adblock and ads used to pay the bills.

You can donate here: gratipay.com/funnyjunk/

Or just post some content so we get new visitors from google (who don't use adblock).

Guide to posting content here: www.funnyjunk.com/Air+horns/funny-pictures/5500627/Help+fj+by+making+good+content/text/5450174/

User avatar #107 - anonemous (02/22/2015) [-]
How To Roll

For numbers:
Type "roll amount, range*. For example, **anonemous used "*roll 3, 1-100*"**
**anonemous rolls 083**
**anonemous rolls 041**
**anonemous rolls 097** will make 3 rolls with a range of 1 to 100.

For special types:
*roll amount, type* For example, roll *4, pokemon* would make four rolls with four different pokemon.

All Roll Types:

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race, cah question, cah answer
User avatar #105 - anonemous (12/27/2014) [-]
Rolling technicalities
With the new rolling system, rolling is not as easy as *roll 2* anymore, you now have the ability to roll more than once per comment.

Rolling Numbers
First you want to decide how many times you wanna roll, if once you start with *roll 1. You can roll a max of six times per comment. You then choose the number range for your roll. For example, to roll 3 numbers, four times, with the best range you type **anonemous used "*roll 4, 000-999*"**
**anonemous rolls 163**
**anonemous rolls 757**
**anonemous rolls 715**
**anonemous rolls 144**
Multiple rolling works for all the roll types except comments, users, and pictures.
The rest of the things you can roll are as follow:
Cards against humanity
cah question
cah answer (If your question requires 2 answers, use *roll 2, cah answer*)
Items Game
rare items (this will roll items with 100 or less in circulation)
Dungeons and Dragons
DD class
Martial Melee Weapon
Martial Ranged Weapon
Simple Melee Weapon
Simple Ranged Weapon
TF2 Class (team fortress 2 for the uneducated)
LOL (league of legends I believe)
Magic 8-Ball
cis privilege
picture (use *roll picture* not *roll image*)

Have Fun!
User avatar #106 to #105 - anonemous (12/29/2014) [-]
All Roll Types

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race

Type "*roll text*" to use, for example: *roll pokemon*
User avatar #100 - anonemous (12/23/2014) [-]
superior posterior
User avatar #104 to #100 - anonemous (12/26/2014) [-]
melanin-rich individual
User avatar #94 - anonemous (12/11/2014) [-]
What's not allowed:
- Porn/gore outside of **** . Keep it out of SFW please.

- Posting personal info, i.e. phone #s, addresses, etc.

- Illegal images like CP, loli, etc.

It's pretty simple.

edit: additional rule: You are here forever.
User avatar #93 - anonemous (11/17/2014) [-]
Support FJ by buying things through FJ's link:


After you click that link, anything you buy from amazon up for up to 24 hours after clicking the link, FJ gets a small commission for.
User avatar #90 - anonemous (11/13/2014) [-]
FJ Banned at your school/work or just don't want people to know where you visit? Try this:

Different ways to access funnyjunk.com (FJ#1)

gamedefine.com or https gamedefine.com
fjcdn.com or https fjcdn.com
bravemiss.com or https bravemiss.com
webmfunny.com or https webmfunny.com

Different ways to access feministactivism.org (FJ#2)

kimjonginathong.com or https kimjonginathong.com
webmfap.com or https webmfap.com
fj2.wikifj.com or https fj2.wikifj.com

Sadly you can only login to these sites using funnyjunk.com or feministactivism.org
Let me know in the comments if any of these are broken for you.
User avatar #88 - anonemous (11/06/2014) [-]
After much careful deliberation I've decided on our new domain name for Funnyjunk #2. (And an hour of downtime while I made it work, sorry).

It's time for us to change direction and show our lovely feminist masters how we plan to help their cause!

This is the new, permanent home of FJ #2.

Porn/ **** allowed all over FJ #2
No ads, ever. I'll beg users for donations if I need a better/bigger server.
Free speech zone. Talk **** about admin or the mods all you want.
Has a copy of users database there. From this point on it's branched off FJ. Old users keep their account and stats but it's not shared wtih FJ.

User rankings start fresh: feministactivism.org//members/ranking/

Please visit
User avatar #85 - anonemous (10/17/2014) [-]
Learn how to make good titles for your uploads: www.ravi.io/buzzfeed-title-generator
User avatar #81 - roflstorm (10/11/2014) [-]
U wana c mi pungkins
User avatar #82 to #81 - anonemous (10/12/2014) [-]
post pics pls
#83 to #82 - roflstorm (10/12/2014) [-]
hr u go
das 2 ov dem
User avatar #84 to #83 - anonemous (10/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 - anonemous (09/25/2014) [-]
**** access does NOT require levels

You can enable it under your account options.
User avatar #78 - anonemous (03/15/2014) [-]
**** is back for all accounts. You MUST enable it manually.

On the top right of your screen click "Settings" > "Account and Privacy Options" -> Scroll to the very bottom and enable it, then click Save.

Do NOT talk about **** in the SFW part of the site or I'll be forced to remove it.

If you have ANY problems, use www.funnyjunk.com/report_bugs/

Do not post bugs or **** questions on the main page. Thanks.

User avatar #76 - anonemous (02/16/2014) [-]
Make OC and Admin will give you colored text.

A few things:
- If you post any content you made yourself I'll personally review it and give you my feedback. Just post it in the link below.

- If you post good, quality content in 2014 and onward and post it at the link below, I'll review it and assuming it fits the criteria, I'll give you colored text.

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