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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:8/03/2015
Location:hiding in the earths shadow
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latest user's comments

#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Motivation +1
User avatar #8 - vultro (3 hours ago) [-]
That is most definitely not a black bear. That is a brown bear or a grizzly. Brown bears are way smaller than that.
#1 - *Turn left in 50 meters, TURN LEFT NOW, AAAHH" 7 hours ago on Cheeseburger Eddy 0
#7 - puny human is most annoying 8 hours ago on Dogs 0
#13 - Picture 16 hours ago on Family Issues +3
#11 - what if your wench goes from hot to hag in a hurry??  [+] (9 new replies) 16 hours ago on Family Issues +4
User avatar #12 - chaoticlaw (16 hours ago) [-]
If you love her, you'll want to fuck even if she has no limbs and a third fucking tit.
#26 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
No limbs and three tits. Have you been reading my fetish diary?
User avatar #19 - goodguygary (11 hours ago) [-]
now hold on bruv, what exactly is the downside of the woman you just described?
#18 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, if she had a third tit I'd want to fuck her more.
#14 - lightlance (15 hours ago) [-]
Is physical attraction not essential to a healthy relationship?

or why does love need to include sex. Two contradictory statements, one answer. It is subjective
User avatar #15 - chaoticlaw (15 hours ago) [-]
I just want to fuck the woman I love for the rest of my life. She can be whatever the shit she wants, as long as her personality stays the same, I'll fuck her till we're both dead, naked, wrinkly, and holding each other in a post-coitus embrace.
#27 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
Well then there's your answer, their personality changes. Although, I don't condone cheating and personally think it is pathetic
#16 - lightlance (14 hours ago) [-]
Cool, sounds like you know what you want.

The personality i'd prefer a partner that is capable of maintaining herself a step above proper hygiene.

Though Im sure at some point in life preferences change.
#13 - anonemous (16 hours ago) [-]
#2 - not currently sleeping 16 hours ago on Who can't sleep? 0
#20 - potassium!! 16 hours ago on Banana Cat 0
#195 - vodka 16 hours ago on what do you drink? 0
#9 - just listen slower 22 hours ago on card trick +11
#8 - Picture 22 hours ago on Cybersquad +1

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User avatar #136 - anonemous (07/20/2015) [-]
no ***** shall ever be given, for the earth has been salted with the tears of my enemies
#135 - kimmieco (06/22/2015) [-]
**kimmieco used "*roll picture*"**
**kimmieco rolled image** Anyways, byesss
User avatar #119 - anonemous (05/13/2015) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Fj+faq/text/5517309/

Tells you how to use shortcuts, roll, etc.
User avatar #111 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey dude, remember me? I started a website for web-comics! I'd love to see you check it out!

Showcasecomic.com

<3
User avatar #112 to #111 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
I already did when you posted last week
User avatar #113 to #112 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh dang, awesome man. Thanks" What'd you think?
User avatar #114 to #113 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
the art is good, post mortem is funny, real american pastries is interesting, a lot of puns, didn't grab me though, but maybe that's just me
User avatar #115 to #114 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Well we have more coming out soon. New comic 24hr Inconvenience is really funny, more of a story type of comic, and in about a week I'll have another one coming out called Billy and the Crab King. That'll be a real side holder I'm hoping. So everything will progress quickly on a weekly basis. Maybe, something'll grab yah ahahaha
User avatar #116 to #115 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds good, just message me when posted and I will check them out

for comic ideas, have you ever thought about taking a modern problem and putting it back in history? example - waiting for a break in traffic put into greek or roman times
User avatar #117 to #116 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/04/2015) [-]
Not bad idea. I'll keep that in mind. We were talking about doing something like guest artists for like hilarious animal combinations like Moose+Penguin or Anteater+Owl and stuff like that. I'm also working on a couple more web-comics aside from what I mentioned that are on hush hush. Plus I have some more friends who are working on ideas that they want to write and post. If they're good enough I'll put em up. more OG content the better right?
User avatar #118 to #117 - anonemous (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds great!!
User avatar #109 - anonemous (04/01/2015) [-]
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You can donate here: gratipay.com/funnyjunk/

Or just post some content so we get new visitors from google (who don't use adblock).

Guide to posting content here: www.funnyjunk.com/Air+horns/funny-pictures/5500627/Help+fj+by+making+good+content/text/5450174/

Thanks.
User avatar #107 - anonemous (02/22/2015) [-]
How To Roll


For numbers:
Type "roll amount, range*. For example, **anonemous used "*roll 3, 1-100*"**
**anonemous rolls 083**
**anonemous rolls 041**
**anonemous rolls 097** will make 3 rolls with a range of 1 to 100.


For special types:
*roll amount, type* For example, roll *4, pokemon* would make four rolls with four different pokemon.


All Roll Types:

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race, cah question, cah answer
User avatar #105 - anonemous (12/27/2014) [-]
Rolling technicalities
With the new rolling system, rolling is not as easy as *roll 2* anymore, you now have the ability to roll more than once per comment.

Rolling Numbers
First you want to decide how many times you wanna roll, if once you start with *roll 1. You can roll a max of six times per comment. You then choose the number range for your roll. For example, to roll 3 numbers, four times, with the best range you type **anonemous used "*roll 4, 000-999*"**
**anonemous rolls 163**
**anonemous rolls 757**
**anonemous rolls 715**
**anonemous rolls 144**
Multiple rolling works for all the roll types except comments, users, and pictures.
The rest of the things you can roll are as follow:
Cards against humanity
cah question
cah answer (If your question requires 2 answers, use *roll 2, cah answer*)
Items Game
items
rare items (this will roll items with 100 or less in circulation)
Dungeons and Dragons
DD class
Martial Melee Weapon
Martial Ranged Weapon
Simple Melee Weapon
Simple Ranged Weapon
Others
pokemon
dogs
TF2 Class (team fortress 2 for the uneducated)
LOL (league of legends I believe)
dogs
pony
Magic 8-Ball
gender
cis privilege
user
comment
picture (use *roll picture* not *roll image*)
faggots

Have Fun!
User avatar #106 to #105 - anonemous (12/29/2014) [-]
All Roll Types


pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race


Type "*roll text*" to use, for example: *roll pokemon*
User avatar #100 - anonemous (12/23/2014) [-]
superior posterior
User avatar #104 to #100 - anonemous (12/26/2014) [-]
melanin-rich individual
User avatar #94 - anonemous (12/11/2014) [-]
FROM ADMIN 10 DEC 2014
What's not allowed:
- Porn/gore outside of **** . Keep it out of SFW please.

- Posting personal info, i.e. phone #s, addresses, etc.

- Illegal images like CP, loli, etc.

It's pretty simple.

edit: additional rule: You are here forever.
User avatar #93 - anonemous (11/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #90 - anonemous (11/13/2014) [-]
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Let me know in the comments if any of these are broken for you.
User avatar #88 - anonemous (11/06/2014) [-]
After much careful deliberation I've decided on our new domain name for Funnyjunk #2. (And an hour of downtime while I made it work, sorry).

It's time for us to change direction and show our lovely feminist masters how we plan to help their cause!

This is the new, permanent home of FJ #2.

Porn/ **** allowed all over FJ #2
No ads, ever. I'll beg users for donations if I need a better/bigger server.
Free speech zone. Talk **** about admin or the mods all you want.
Has a copy of users database there. From this point on it's branched off FJ. Old users keep their account and stats but it's not shared wtih FJ.

User rankings start fresh: feministactivism.org//members/ranking/

Please visit
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