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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:8/28/2014
Location:hiding in the earths shadow
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Level 221 Content: Mind Blower → Level 222 Content: Mind Blower
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    Uploaded: 10/01/10
    How to drink beer How to drink beer
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    Uploaded: 10/11/10
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    Uploaded: 01/08/11
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    let the games begin let the games begin
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    who is candlejack? who is candlejack?
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    Uploaded: 11/14/10
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    Uploaded: 10/03/10
    future ninja? future ninja?
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Back on the golf course, when we sprayed the greens we would put dye in the solution so we could see where we sprayed. The darker the dye the better. Since they still needed to be attractive to the golfers, we used green dye.
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User avatar #78 - anonemous (03/15/2014) [-]
**** is back for all accounts. You MUST enable it manually.

On the top right of your screen click "Settings" > "Account and Privacy Options" -> Scroll to the very bottom and enable it, then click Save.

******
Do NOT talk about **** in the SFW part of the site or I'll be forced to remove it.
******

If you have ANY problems, use www.funnyjunk.com/report_bugs/

Do not post bugs or **** questions on the main page. Thanks.

Thanks,
-Admin
User avatar #77 - anonemous (02/27/2014) [-]
anyone is interested in donating: fundly.com/help-pay-fj-s-hosting-bill

If there are enough donations I could just remove them. I hate them just as much as you.
User avatar #76 - anonemous (02/16/2014) [-]
Make OC and Admin will give you colored text.

A few things:
- If you post any content you made yourself I'll personally review it and give you my feedback. Just post it in the link below.

- If you post good, quality content in 2014 and onward and post it at the link below, I'll review it and assuming it fits the criteria, I'll give you colored text.

www.funnyjunk.com/Make+OC+admin+will+give+you+colored+text/text/4937107/
User avatar #72 - anonemous (01/31/2014) [-]
Check out our boards

www.funnyjunk.com/anime/
www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/
www.funnyjunk.com/art/
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Do it or I'll come over to your house and fart in your face.

-Admin
User avatar #70 - anonemous (01/25/2014) [-]
Wanna be a mod?
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User avatar #68 - anonemous (01/23/2014) [-]
6:37am
Funnyjunk Announcement to me
Since so many of you ask me:

Please understand that I cannot undelete an account that you deleted. I can't give you access to an account that you lost password too, etc.

This is all simply because I can't prove it was your account. Even if I could, I don't have time to do this on a site with 100,000+ active users.

Sorry!
User avatar #66 - anonemous (11/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #65 - anonemous (10/24/2013) [-]
also complain about mods and admin on this page:
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User avatar #61 - anonemous (10/09/2013) [-]
Did it but I kept getting an invalid url message so I went directly to the en.savefrom.net/ site and input the url manually which let me dl the video.
User avatar #57 - anonemous (08/30/2013) [-]
FJ Rules
Do not post porn on FJ
yesterday 5:56am
Funnyjunk Announcement to me
1) Do not post porn on the site unless it's in the **** section.
2) If you vote up porn outside **** you will be vote banned forever.
3) If you post porn outside **** you will be banned forever.
4) Do not post sexy pics, boobs pics, or anything that is borderline porn or deemed "sexy".
5) Do not try to toe the line and carefully avoid the porn posting rules by using black boxes over nipples or anything like that.

Bans can never be reversed. IP bans are permanent. If banned your account is erased forever and everything you posted is deleted.

Thanks.
User avatar #62 to #57 - anonemous (10/19/2013) [-]
Most accounts unbanned, flag time is lower 3:15am
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If you post an image that is not work safe, you only get an hour of flag time.

If you post an image before Sept 2013 and it gets flagged, you won't get a 1 hour ban/flag.

You can post images more often or as anonymous.

There are stricter rules on what you can post but the punishment is much less.

Site comments load much faster. Press "R" to refresh thing.

Go here and test out comment speed.

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User avatar #60 to #57 - anonemous (10/05/2013) [-]
Sep 18 11:31am
Funnyjunk Announcement to me
Do not give out thumbs to those who don't deserve it.

Only give out thumbs to those who post good content meaning funny content.

Do not participate in thumb orgies or any sort of thumb pyramid/cheating scheme.

If you do this then one can easily have their friends vote them to the top of the site, making the whole voting system worthless.

Thumbs are ONLY for funny, quality content.

If you are caught participating in thumb orgies, giving out thumbs for no reason but to boost people, etc. then your thumbing privileges will be taken away forever.
User avatar #59 to #57 - anonemous (10/05/2013) [-]
Do not post porn or sexy pics on FJTip: Press the arrow keys to cycle messages« prev next »
Sep 18 9:50am
Funnyjunk Announcement to me
1) Do not post porn on the site unless it's in the **** section.
2) If you vote up porn outside **** you will be vote banned forever.
3) If you post porn outside **** you will be banned forever.
4) Do not post sexy pics, boobs pics, or anything that is borderline porn or deemed "sexy".
5) Do not try to toe the line and carefully avoid the porn posting rules by using black boxes over nipples or anything like that. Bans can never be reversed. IP bans are permanent. If banned your account is erased forever and everything you posted is deleted.
User avatar #58 to #57 - anonemous (10/05/2013) [-]
Your Thumbing ViolationTip: Press the arrow keys to cycle messages« prev next »
Sep 29 8:26am
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You thumbed up sexual content. If you continue to thumb up sexual content you will lose your voting rights on your account.

Please do not vote up anything resembling sexual content, close ups of genitalia, breasts, sexy pics, etc.

Thanks
User avatar #56 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (07/20/2013) [-]
Hey buddy, I was hoping you may be interested in reading some of my Short stories
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