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#40 - Maybe if Jack wasn't portrayed to be a dickhead fueled by gree…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Handsome jack is a Hero 0
#44 - anythingoes (07/22/2016) [-]
Maybe.

But as I said in another comment about now, the setting in borderlands is kinda making everyone a dick.

And the way Jack is wrote is what makes him such a perfect villain. He's an unrepentant dick, drive primarily by greed, and yet, funny and somewhat charismatic, as long as the facade holds. He's just the perfect guy to hate on.

Sure, I love when the series throws a dog a bone and reveals a character hidden depths. However, given everything that happened on borderlands 1/2 (put in a prison/machine, possibly guilted by Jack's for his wife's death, injected with addictive, poisonous mineral in order to be of further use), it's impossible to show Jack having any kinda of amiable relationship with his daughter.
#98 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Let's not forget she was treated so poorly she begged you to kill her.
#34 - I never played the pre-sequel that's why I said "intended…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Handsome jack is a Hero 0
#35 - anythingoes (07/22/2016) [-]
the worst part is that it indeed was the point of the pre-sequel, but if you piece the continuity together you notice how shoehorned it was

Which, exactly because I like borderlands, and Jack's character, pre-sequel aside, is the reason seeing that piece of shit writing gets me so riled up
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#40 - anonassassin (07/22/2016) [-]
Maybe if Jack wasn't portrayed to be a dickhead fueled by greed under the guise of making pandora more progressive the pre-sequel would have made more sense. Borderlands 2 made him too much like a dictator and less "trying to shape the world into a better place".

Cause everything I remember in Borderlands 2 was Jack being a dick without caring for anyone except his personal agenda
If they gave him moments of not being a dick like making Angel less of a slave/asset and more like a daughter maybe the pre-sequel would feel less shoehorned
#44 - anythingoes (07/22/2016) [-]
Maybe.

But as I said in another comment about now, the setting in borderlands is kinda making everyone a dick.

And the way Jack is wrote is what makes him such a perfect villain. He's an unrepentant dick, drive primarily by greed, and yet, funny and somewhat charismatic, as long as the facade holds. He's just the perfect guy to hate on.

Sure, I love when the series throws a dog a bone and reveals a character hidden depths. However, given everything that happened on borderlands 1/2 (put in a prison/machine, possibly guilted by Jack's for his wife's death, injected with addictive, poisonous mineral in order to be of further use), it's impossible to show Jack having any kinda of amiable relationship with his daughter.
#98 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Let's not forget she was treated so poorly she begged you to kill her.
#25 - Wasn't that the intended plot of the pre-sequel?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Handsome jack is a Hero +1
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#60 - scarredwolf (07/22/2016) [-]
The presequel shows his descent into madness and shows many other reasons for his antagonistic ways.
One being the stick his grandmother ised to beat him with which is basically a psychos saw axe with more spikes.
We see the betrayal of the mayor, where he screams "i was going to let you live" at the mans corpse after he pulled a gun on him
And we see the haracters from BL1 betray him and the player at the end of the game and if it wasnt for the player jack would have died.
And the scarring that happens when his face is shoved into the seal by lilith further drives him to insanity and hatred.
#94 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
He was already on the path to becoming a bad guy. Jack was a psychotic. He'd tricked the original VH crew into opening the Vault so he could harvest Eridium and The Destroyer's eye for a planetoid-destroying laser. He got a LOT of people killed for this. All so he could have a Death Star.

Who owns Death Stars? Good guys?
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#107 - darrensankari (07/22/2016) [-]
And that was before he started exploiting Angels powers.
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#90 - taggz (07/22/2016) [-]
Were the grandma stuff in the pre sequel? Only saw it in 2
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#91 - scarredwolf (07/22/2016) [-]
Eh maybe im just mixing that bit up
But regardless of which game its in it shows how horrible his childhood is
The fact that he could still try to be a good person for so long after that is amazing in itself
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#43 - vampireinarm (07/22/2016) [-]
the pre-sequel shows jack's downward spiral from would be hero to power hungry narcissist
#45 - I mean have you tried getting hit by a rocket in the face? 07/22/2016 on Aiming's over rated 0
#59 - It's still healthier than eating chocolate bars for dessert  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2016 on choose 0
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#76 - gloriousthighs (07/17/2016) [-]
Of course, that's something to be avoided all together if possible whereas fruits should just be limited a bit.
#21 - >caramel dip for fruits it's like you're trying to inv…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/16/2016 on choose +7
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#58 - zerglin (07/16/2016) [-]
>regular 'dip' for vegetables.

Rolf knows your strange ways and shall not be mocked by your trickery!
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#29 - gloriousthighs (07/16/2016) [-]
Well fruits still aren't exactly great diet food. They are typically packed with sugar so the real health nuts suggest vegetables which are usually pretty boring.

Remember, if it tastes good then it's probably bad for you in some way.
#75 - affix (07/16/2016) [-]
Lightly salted watermelon.
Cashews.
Honeydew.
Bananas.
Strawberries.
Chef salad.
Deviled eggs.
Sushi.
Healthy and delicious. At least i think they're delicious.
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#59 - anonassassin (07/16/2016) [-]
It's still healthier than eating chocolate bars for dessert
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#76 - gloriousthighs (07/17/2016) [-]
Of course, that's something to be avoided all together if possible whereas fruits should just be limited a bit.
#57 - cheeseboyofdoom (07/16/2016) [-]
>if it tastes good then it's probably bad for you in some way

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#2 - miniasbo (07/12/2016) [-]
Well Diavolo repeatedly dies over and over thanks to Gold OP Requiem, David Bowie just dies and then his spirit is taken to hell. I guess you could say he bites the dust
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