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#20 - JOHN CENA 09/02/2015 on 4chan Comp #37 0
#15 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2015 on 4chan Comp #36 +42
User avatar #77 - yaybacon (09/02/2015) [-]
mcburd you have some explaining to do.
#75 - gabikak (09/02/2015) [-]
#25 - andrewtk (09/02/2015) [-]
#12 - It's paper.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2015 on Slinky Bust Blonde +1
User avatar #13 - joaomartins (09/01/2015) [-]
Oh...I feel stupid
#14 - Am I doing it right?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2015 on Sausage Fest +65
User avatar #25 - myopicprophet (09/02/2015) [-]
So right.
#194 - Picture 08/29/2015 on Vault 15 +9
#185 - ***** place me in a radio station.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Vault 15 +26
#190 - dndxplain (08/29/2015) [-]
nigga
#194 - announcement (08/29/2015) [-]
#10 - To jail for what? Shop-(cart)-lifting?  [+] (28 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Awesome! +279
User avatar #48 - KingMcSanders (08/27/2015) [-]
This isn't an anime post. Take your shit anime gif and die.
#144 - bobducky (08/27/2015) [-]
#80 - enslavedyouth (08/27/2015) [-]
Aww, does it upset little Sanders?
User avatar #125 - KingMcSanders (08/27/2015) [-]
Yeah it's disgusting and only half relevant. I like Paul Blart mall cop, but could you imagine if I replied to everything with a Paul Blart Mall Cop related image and uploaded Paul Blart Mall cop content all the time? Nobody else would care. I wouldn't do it because I'm not a massive faggot, fat basement dweller, social outcast loser. Paul Blart Mall Cop > Anime.
#152 - enslavedyouth (08/28/2015) [-]
See, now I'm getting what you're saying. Perhaps people would not jump your throat if you were to refrain from using kindergarden insults, if you can even call them that.

Alas, this is FJ and people just do whatever the fuck they want. I don't like Steven Universe, doesn't mean I have to bitch about it.
User avatar #153 - KingMcSanders (08/28/2015) [-]
You'd probably feel like bitchin about it if people were posting steven's universe content all the fucking time and using steven's universe related images in their comments.
#154 - enslavedyouth (08/28/2015) [-]
People already do that, bro. No need to demonize it, just click next.
User avatar #155 - KingMcSanders (08/28/2015) [-]
Paul Blart Mall Cop > Steven's universe
User avatar #26 - toiletpaper (08/27/2015) [-]
if he steals enough of them, yup if you got caught and taken to court they'd probably try to nail you for the cost it'd take to replace the carts. if that cost is over $1000 then GRAND THEFT CART
User avatar #83 - Shramin (08/27/2015) [-]
Small thefts go up to 5000 dollars, anything under is minor theft.
User avatar #49 - plaruti (08/27/2015) [-]
but the part where he paid for them... you know, the opposite of stealing?
#73 - drackmore (08/27/2015) [-]
You don't pay for the cart, you put in a quarter and it slides the key out the back, so when you're done shopping you return the cart to the cart area and slide the key back in and get your quarter back.
User avatar #51 - mewoveyouwongtime (08/27/2015) [-]
He didn't pay them as in bought them, he simply rented them. People rent the cars to be able to shop with them, but instead he just stole them and sold them.
User avatar #53 - grpeephole (08/27/2015) [-]
But at no point did he sign a contract..
#68 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
It's like when you sign up for something like a website, by creating an account you agree to the terms and services. The same thing with say riding a public bus or a train. By boarding and paying you agree to their terms and services, being you'll to show proof of payment if asked by an employee along with other possible situations. Same as "renting" a cart. By paying and taking the cart you're agreeing to their terms. Usually it's simple shit like you won't deface, steal, etc. the cart.

>>#52 In the US it isn't common, but some of our airports have it for luggage carts as well as malls, amusement parks, etc. for strollers. It's the same concept.
#107 - skebaba (08/27/2015) [-]
But that would mean they have to show you the TOS for you to agree on it. It's illegal to do that if you don't actually show the person the contract he is agreeing upon. You have the right to see what you are signing up on.
User avatar #135 - hanabro (08/27/2015) [-]
It's not actually a rental, more of a deposit. You put the quarter in, use the cart, load up your groceries, and then put the cart back in the stack to get your quarter back. You don't actually pay anything. It's brilliant, because it prevents idiots from leaving their cart in the the lot like an asshole.
#136 - skebaba (08/27/2015) [-]
How does it prevent anything? You could just use a knife to unlock it.
User avatar #141 - abesimpson (08/27/2015) [-]
Because it's much easier to put a quarter in? In europe you won't see a single cart out of place. People don't want to lose that coin no matter how small the value and you have to be considered pretty retarded to pick a cart lock.
#142 - skebaba (08/27/2015) [-]
But, but, free scrap to sell
#143 - abesimpson (08/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #137 - hanabro (08/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, if you don't want your knife back.
User avatar #52 - plaruti (08/27/2015) [-]
i know.. buying at 25 cents would be silly. but the way he worded it was funny. I've never heard of renting shopping carts
User avatar #140 - abesimpson (08/27/2015) [-]
It's not much of a rental, it's more of an incentive for people to put back the carts so they can get their coin / token back .

People are lazy, but greed is stronger.
#129 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
You could call it renting, but you get your money back after so not really
User avatar #63 - soerd (08/27/2015) [-]
It's a thing in many European countries(I could be wrong about where, they had them in Germany when I went and I've never heard of something like that in the states but other than that I don't really know.), each cart has a "key" on a chain that locks it into the next one in a chain. You put in a coin and it pops out the key so you can use the cart. Then when you're done with the cart you put it back and use the key of the cart in front of it to get your coin back. The chain on the key is too short to unlock itself, so it's basically a built in deposit to use the cart.
User avatar #65 - ThaGame (08/27/2015) [-]
i work at a grocery store that uses those type of carts and you can use key like thing that you use to open canned ham to unlock it without having to use a quarter. even a blade would work as well
User avatar #87 - shorea (08/27/2015) [-]
or you can use a Token which you can get in many places (I got few hundreds of them in my house) and we even give them for free in a store where I work.
#27 - Picture 08/22/2015 on (untitled) +1
#78 - You can't prove that.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on You think I'm afraid of you? 0
User avatar #80 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-]
You spent an hour jerking it to the pic?
#71 - The magnifying glass is underneath the spoiler …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2015 on You think I'm afraid of you? 0
#72 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-]
Right but I know you still fell for it.
#78 - announcement (08/19/2015) [-]
You can't prove that.
User avatar #80 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-]
You spent an hour jerking it to the pic?

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#56 - pulseythekid (02/01/2015) [-]
Hi announcement. Do you want to be my friend?
Hi announcement. Do you want to be my friend?
#57 to #56 - announcement ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Dunno, how cool are you?
Dunno, how cool are you?
#58 to #57 - pulseythekid (02/03/2015) [-]
I'm so cool I freeze the ambient around me. Nah I'm kidding. Thanks for accepting my invitation.
I'm so cool I freeze the ambient around me. Nah I'm kidding. Thanks for accepting my invitation.
User avatar #53 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
#52 - anon (06/13/2014) [-]
announcement

you deserve 2 mentions i think this gives too, one for profile comment and metion
#40 - skiskate (03/25/2014) [-]
I love your work! I have never been able to do 3d at your level, I just stick to the 2D stuff.
I love your work! I have never been able to do 3d at your level, I just stick to the 2D stuff.
#41 to #40 - announcement ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
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#35 - xxxmrawsomexxx (03/21/2014) [-]
Hello    
can i ask what program did you use to make that gif?
Hello
can i ask what program did you use to make that gif?
User avatar #36 to #35 - announcement ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
The one with Site-balls?
Modeling / Animating / Skinning is done with Autodesk Maya 2013
Creating textures and mapping is done with Photoshop CS4.
#37 to #36 - xxxmrawsomexxx (03/21/2014) [-]
Thanks   
keep up the good work
Thanks
keep up the good work
User avatar #25 - andranadu ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
I salute you, sir.
User avatar #26 to #25 - announcement ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
...Can I eat it?
User avatar #27 to #26 - andranadu ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Why of course
User avatar #28 to #27 - announcement ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Thank you, I was getting quite hungry.
User avatar #29 to #28 - andranadu ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
It is my pleasure to be serving you today, sir.
User avatar #30 to #29 - announcement ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Serving? Does that mean I got a butler?
User avatar #31 to #30 - andranadu ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
I believe you do, sir.
User avatar #32 to #31 - announcement ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Awwww shiieeeet man, and momma said I would never accomplish anything.
User avatar #33 to #32 - andranadu ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Your mother was clearly incorrect in such decision, master.
#34 to #33 - announcement ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
He called me "Master".
User avatar #23 - peacefully (11/24/2013) [-]
Hi
#24 to #23 - announcement ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
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#1 - include (09/22/2013) [-]
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#2 to #1 - announcement ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Hai.
Hai.
#3 to #2 - include (09/22/2013) [-]
How often do you get mentioned, friend?
How often do you get mentioned, friend?
#4 to #3 - announcement ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
...About 5 times a day.
...About 5 times a day.
#5 to #4 - include (09/22/2013) [-]
Nice, I get 25. friend.
Nice, I get 25. friend.
#6 to #5 - announcement ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Does that Include this one?
Does that Include this one?
User avatar #50 to #6 - tranquilizer (04/13/2014) [-]
Well
I'm tranquilizer
And I can't remember
I think I just got lost on the way home to my own profile
I might have been drunk
#51 to #50 - announcement ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Alright then, carry on.
Alright then, carry on.
#7 to #6 - include (09/22/2013) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - folkflunky (09/22/2013) [-]
What did I say about commenting without my permission?
User avatar #22 to #8 - folkflunky (09/22/2013) [-]
Comment limit reached.
******* women, you can't even try to rape them and they already call the cops.
#9 to #8 - include (09/22/2013) [-]
To not
To not
User avatar #10 to #9 - folkflunky (09/22/2013) [-]
And what did you do?
#11 to #10 - include (09/22/2013) [-]
Commented, but I didn't 			****		 up yet.
Commented, but I didn't **** up yet.
User avatar #12 to #11 - folkflunky (09/22/2013) [-]
YET
#13 to #12 - include (09/22/2013) [-]
uuh,...I can explain.
User avatar #14 to #13 - folkflunky (09/22/2013) [-]
YOU
CAN'T
#15 to #14 - include (09/22/2013) [-]
You're right.
User avatar #16 to #15 - folkflunky (09/22/2013) [-]
I'm always right.
Now S my D.
#17 to #16 - include (09/22/2013) [-]
k.
k.
User avatar #18 to #17 - folkflunky (09/22/2013) [-]
Why doesn't it work IRL?
User avatar #45 to #19 - tranquilizer (04/02/2014) [-]
y u go
#49 to #45 - announcement ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH THE COMMENTS ON MY PROFILE.
#46 to #45 - include (04/03/2014) [-]
It was just a joke.
User avatar #20 to #19 - folkflunky (09/22/2013) [-]
I always end up with restraining orders...
#21 to #20 - include (09/22/2013) [-]
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