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Date Signed Up:11/25/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
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#6 - Not gunna lie.... this made me cry a little 12/18/2012 on mother of god... +6
#22 - Picture 12/18/2012 on Troll jesus +16
#33 - Best thing I've seen all day  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2012 on Jump on it! Jump on it! +3
#35 - waffies (12/18/2012) [-]
i love animals on trampolines. this is the last of the three i had...

Bouncyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
#236 - Point, you good sir 12/16/2012 on 'Merica. 0
#44 - I didn't know people from Cornell knew how to read?! 12/16/2012 on ohhh IPhones -2
#204 - Belgium you dumb ****  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on 'Merica. +3
#211 - herecomesjohnny (12/16/2012) [-]
ehehe isn't that even less a reason? i mean even the french aren't a barren federation divided over the stupidest stuff
User avatar #236 - ankh (12/16/2012) [-]
Point, you good sir
#99 - For you sir 12/16/2012 on Christianity +2
#20 - Picture 12/16/2012 on Fuck da polica +3
#168 - LOL we do nothing except look down on the french... British Pe…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/16/2012 on 'Merica. +2
User avatar #187 - herecomesjohnny (12/16/2012) [-]
that's hilérious, implying the british don't pop jokes at germany every day
User avatar #204 - ankh (12/16/2012) [-]
Belgium you dumb fuck
#211 - herecomesjohnny (12/16/2012) [-]
ehehe isn't that even less a reason? i mean even the french aren't a barren federation divided over the stupidest stuff
User avatar #236 - ankh (12/16/2012) [-]
Point, you good sir
#174 - snowshark (12/16/2012) [-]
That is funny. We do the same thing to the Brits.
#182 - Slicernicer (12/16/2012) [-]
How's St Helena?
User avatar #184 - snowshark (12/16/2012) [-]
Sexy as all hell!

Ironically...
#202 - Slicernicer (12/16/2012) [-]
How's Merkel going for ya?
User avatar #218 - snowshark (12/16/2012) [-]
For a german lady she does not excite. We do not picture ourselves rolling her mounds around in our manly, randy hands. It is a shame.
#229 - Slicernicer (12/16/2012) [-]
If that picture you posted 5 spots up is what the average Frenchman looks like, I wouldn't necessarily use the words manly or randy.
#245 - snowshark (12/16/2012) [-]
I imagine I could pull a similarly stereotypical picture for Americans, Germans and Brits and create judgements based upon them. But that would be wrong because I don't stereotype.

It is just a shame though because that is actually what I look like. And I am indeed... very randy.
#250 - Slicernicer (12/16/2012) [-]
Honestly it's that soup strainer. It lacks the manly thickness required for a truly manly stache.
User avatar #255 - snowshark (12/16/2012) [-]
Ah, but such facial hair would interfere with any form of tongue-play and a real man treats his woman with care and loving, especially in one's bed-chambers.
#264 - Slicernicer (12/16/2012) [-]
Au contraire, it only provides a benefit as the stache tickles her loins increasing the sensuality.
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#6 - This is one of two things that will happen if u put a Belgian … 12/16/2012 on The Mosin Family +2
#5 - Picture 12/16/2012 on lel i like guns XD 0
#171 - 300000 kills? That's cute 12/15/2012 on More guns you say? +4
#170 - Comment deleted 12/15/2012 on More guns you say? 0
#353 - In my opinion, there needs to be an examination of the cause o… 12/15/2012 on Guns +1
#20 - I thought he was taking a **** ...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on Dat Pump 0
#59 - carleh (12/16/2012) [-]
Lol, sorry. It fits so well.
#308 - Do people honestly believe that the violent nature of the huma…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on Guns +6
User avatar #332 - metajunky (12/15/2012) [-]
there was a mass killing in china too, only the criminal used a knife. the government needs to do something to make this safer, but banning guns is not the right thing
User avatar #353 - ankh (12/15/2012) [-]
In my opinion, there needs to be an examination of the cause of why people kill, not a bandaid of banning the tools used
#418 - Picture 12/15/2012 on Did OP Deliver? +11
#237 - Aiming? With an AK???? Give this man the Nobel Prize! 12/15/2012 on Pretty Much +11
#66 - Picture 12/12/2012 on Science is fact +1
#302 - Feel free to use this next time 12/11/2012 on American law at its finest +2
#246 - Picture 12/10/2012 on Old Friends 0
#283 - JSFW 12/10/2012 on Well Played +3
#36 - cop related  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Stelth. +2
#46 - supermandan (12/09/2012) [-]
#63 - As a fellow Belgian, I felt you should have this. 12/08/2012 on Snow in Belgium and in Norway +19
#21 - Picture 12/08/2012 on Mindfuck: Pony edition +5
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