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#12 - Surgically removed from the rapist, not the rapee.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Facebook (1) 0
User avatar #13 - stonedplatypus (04/04/2013) [-]
Oh. I remember reading that it is surgically implanted into a woman so it can't be removed. Whatev, it was awhile ago.
User avatar #14 - angrytoilet (04/04/2013) [-]
If what you say is true, that's rather poor planning by the inventor. The female would have to endure the wrath of the now wounded rapist AND walk around with bits of his dick-skin inside her.
User avatar #15 - stonedplatypus (04/04/2013) [-]
The "teeth" on the inside would keep the rapist there until help could arrive, but ya thats a bad idea. He could just hurt her. Then again, he could just cut his dick off and run.
User avatar #17 - angrytoilet (04/04/2013) [-]
An inability to remove the offending penis would present an even larger problem, as she would then have to sit there and take his furious beating, unable to run away should he be temporarily stunned with pain. And, if I were in the business of advising rapists, an impromptu castration would definitely be a "Don't". Too many blood vessels run there, and (assuming the rapist is erect during the time of the rape) blood is the main erectile force during sex.
User avatar #18 - stonedplatypus (04/04/2013) [-]
a, its just a bad way of preventing rape overall. But who knows, maybe some people are into that kinda shit?
User avatar #19 - angrytoilet (04/04/2013) [-]
Indeed, sexual deviance (deviance possibly being a misnomer considering its ratio of participants to total) is more prominent than researchers had originally thought. As well, it's definition has been redacted in order to allow homosexuality into the realm of sexual normality.
User avatar #20 - stonedplatypus (04/04/2013) [-]
Dude, I have no idea what you just said. I'm a little high right now and barely even followed my own sentences.
#22 - I wanna be in hug debt :( 03/31/2013 on College Graduation +26
#129 - Kathy Lee's face when he says they're untoppable: 03/22/2013 on Magic Mug! +10
#47 - You're a hero.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Feels +4
User avatar #49 - Crusader (03/16/2013) [-]
Kinda sorta, not really.
There were a lot of factors that led to it.
I was no more a hero than the guy who drives the ambulance, it's the guys in the back of the ambulance that are saving lives, I just kept her conscious and drove her to the hospital.
User avatar #66 - darkoblivion (03/16/2013) [-]
you need a medal...some one give this guy a medal
#54 - brybryan (03/16/2013) [-]
still though dude. you're a good person. Keep being bad ass!
#86 - A shining new era, Is tip-toeing nearer! "But whe… 03/11/2013 on Be prepared 0
#26 - Why would it grow back twice as fast? 02/22/2013 on the four year itch 0
#12270 - ^Legitimate question.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Religion Board 0
#12287 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
bit*
#12286 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
It doesn't taste like anything. Just slightly salty if you get a pit of precum.
#399 - Do you guys ever get angry because people don't accept the The…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Greentext -1
User avatar #421 - coldactill (02/25/2013) [-]
There's what.. 7 billion people in the world? and the fact that they don't all share your opinion and belief system makes you mad? I would like to troll you one day.

Seriously, having discussions with people should never be about trying to convince said people that your beliefs are true and they should believe them also, it should be about discovery.
User avatar #412 - soulsilver (02/21/2013) [-]
Not really . People have the right to believe whatever they want, regardless of the stupidity or lack of validity of it. As long as they don't use their beliefs as justification for doing horrible or stupid things.
#63 - The bacteria have become programs, essentially. Not computers.… 02/18/2013 on This week in science 0
#50 - Not to mention that China clings to our shoppers for dear life… 02/14/2013 on north korea +6
#213 - Human cells are not capable of conjugation nor are they capabl… 02/11/2013 on Op wants the d...eGrasse 0
#211 - Human body cells aren't organisms. Bacterial cells are. Archae…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Op wants the d...eGrasse 0
User avatar #212 - reaperssprint (02/11/2013) [-]
They are still individual microorganism with their own functions. They just function together to operate a larger organism. Each cell in your body has it's own individual capabilities and functions just as much as any prokayrotic cell.
User avatar #213 - angrytoilet (02/11/2013) [-]
Human cells are not capable of conjugation nor are they capable of any other horizontal genetic transfer (like most bacteria are). The fact that they make up specialized tissues means that they are not organisms, they are simply cells. The hierarchy of ecological complexity goes (from lowest to highest):
Virus (neither dead nor alive)
Cell
Tissue
Organ
Organ System
Organism
Population
Community
Ecosystem
Biosphere
#79 - Human cells aren't organisms. They're cells. They couldn't sur…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Op wants the d...eGrasse 0
User avatar #131 - reaperssprint (02/10/2013) [-]
That would be a nice educational lesson if it weren't for the fact that I knew all of that. I never meant organism as much as species. But an fyi, cells are organism, just microscopic.
User avatar #211 - angrytoilet (02/10/2013) [-]
Human body cells aren't organisms. Bacterial cells are. Archaebacteria are. Human cells are not. They are part of a larger organism.
User avatar #212 - reaperssprint (02/11/2013) [-]
They are still individual microorganism with their own functions. They just function together to operate a larger organism. Each cell in your body has it's own individual capabilities and functions just as much as any prokayrotic cell.
User avatar #213 - angrytoilet (02/11/2013) [-]
Human cells are not capable of conjugation nor are they capable of any other horizontal genetic transfer (like most bacteria are). The fact that they make up specialized tissues means that they are not organisms, they are simply cells. The hierarchy of ecological complexity goes (from lowest to highest):
Virus (neither dead nor alive)
Cell
Tissue
Organ
Organ System
Organism
Population
Community
Ecosystem
Biosphere
#177 - Apparently I do not. I was unaware that they continue growth a… 02/06/2013 on The cause and solution +1
#20 - Brain cells can't reproduce.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2013 on The cause and solution 0
User avatar #31 - pseudobob (02/06/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurogenesis

Do you even lift google?
User avatar #177 - angrytoilet (02/06/2013) [-]
Apparently I do not. I was unaware that they continue growth after the prenatal period in areas like the hippocampus. Which, psychologically, makes sense.
#91 - $6000 college? Where do you attend? That seems awfully inexpensive... 02/06/2013 on Is this for real?? 0
#87 - Well the problem that many Americans have with such a system i… 02/06/2013 on Is this for real?? +1
#67 - Are you talking about the Alcubierre Drive? 02/04/2013 on Dat Neil deGrasse 0
#20 - What's the song that plays when that guy is REALLY excited to …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2013 on GIFs with Sound Compilation +1
User avatar #39 - funnymonky (01/28/2013) [-]
I would post a pic to out class that
but i'd rather not
*puts on sun glasses*
Steal your thunder
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #26 - joshuamunson (01/28/2013) [-]
Highlander (The one) by Lost Horizon
#180 - Is there really anything they can do? Weren't video games rule…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on What a Dick +6
#186 - lordaurion (01/26/2013) [-]
Well unless it's declared "Obscene" a very vague term with no real definition in this sense.
#178 - I love this comment  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on What a Dick 0
User avatar #181 - jinjo (01/26/2013) [-]
North America likes to blame everyone but themselves for their kid's problems.. it pisses me off.
#39 - The goat that is North Korea is attempting to **** … 01/24/2013 on Eagle -8
#18 - timestamped. As in a picture of you holding up a piece of pape…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2013 on Why? 0
User avatar #19 - chikkachikka (01/17/2013) [-]
I dont have time for that!
#16 - timestamped. time. stamped. timestamped.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Why? +1
User avatar #17 - chikkachikka (01/16/2013) [-]
time stamped??
User avatar #18 - angrytoilet (01/16/2013) [-]
timestamped. As in a picture of you holding up a piece of paper that has handwritten on it the date and time it was taken, and probably the name of the site.
User avatar #19 - chikkachikka (01/17/2013) [-]
I dont have time for that!
#12 - If you're so good looking, post a timestamped picture of yours…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Why? +2
#15 - chikkachikka (01/15/2013) [-]
Im the girl.
User avatar #16 - angrytoilet (01/15/2013) [-]
timestamped.
time.
stamped.
timestamped.
User avatar #17 - chikkachikka (01/16/2013) [-]
time stamped??
User avatar #18 - angrytoilet (01/16/2013) [-]
timestamped. As in a picture of you holding up a piece of paper that has handwritten on it the date and time it was taken, and probably the name of the site.
User avatar #19 - chikkachikka (01/17/2013) [-]
I dont have time for that!
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#6 - anonymous (05/13/2013) [-]
what's your obsession with camels?
User avatar #7 to #6 - angrytoilet (05/13/2013) [-]
Not an obsession. An existence. I AM camel.
User avatar #3 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
name your cat moon moon
User avatar #5 to #3 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
wow, did i type that? i should start going to bed earlier. anyway i hope you get that scholarship Mr.angrytoilet
User avatar #1 - iMJesus (03/01/2011) [-]
LOL!
Nice post, I thumbed, can you thumb this for me?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1740003/DO+WANT+POKEBALLS/
User avatar #2 to #1 - angrytoilet (03/01/2011) [-]
i did so
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