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#408 - What's the point? Hours of pain and blackouts for about 2 hour… 09/20/2011 on Sweet Relief 0
#318 - It is not medically advisable for someone in my condition to t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2011 on Sweet Relief 0
User avatar #321 - jakethecannibal (09/20/2011) [-]
no stimulants and no hallucinogens? you could try alcohol? that's fair enough tbh, I know a lot of people that do.
User avatar #408 - angrytoilet (09/20/2011) [-]
What's the point? Hours of pain and blackouts for about 2 hours of enjoyment? No thanks.
#309 - I like to keep complete control over my thoughts, actions, my …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2011 on Sweet Relief 0
User avatar #314 - jakethecannibal (09/20/2011) [-]
no hallucinogens? fine, take stimulants. I can tell you know you aren't gonna hallucinate from a line of speed. I respect peoples' options to not do drugs but I would still say it's stupid to live life without trying some kind of drug at least once. If you've ever taken a headache tablet, you've officially taken drugs. so why not enjoy it a little?
User avatar #318 - angrytoilet (09/20/2011) [-]
It is not medically advisable for someone in my condition to take a stimulant. As well, I have an obscure but crippling fear of hallucinations.
User avatar #321 - jakethecannibal (09/20/2011) [-]
no stimulants and no hallucinogens? you could try alcohol? that's fair enough tbh, I know a lot of people that do.
User avatar #408 - angrytoilet (09/20/2011) [-]
What's the point? Hours of pain and blackouts for about 2 hours of enjoyment? No thanks.
#253 - I haven't and I don't plan to.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/20/2011 on Sweet Relief +4
User avatar #300 - jakethecannibal (09/20/2011) [-]
life sounds fun
User avatar #309 - angrytoilet (09/20/2011) [-]
I like to keep complete control over my thoughts, actions, my perception of time, etc. No hallucinogens!
User avatar #314 - jakethecannibal (09/20/2011) [-]
no hallucinogens? fine, take stimulants. I can tell you know you aren't gonna hallucinate from a line of speed. I respect peoples' options to not do drugs but I would still say it's stupid to live life without trying some kind of drug at least once. If you've ever taken a headache tablet, you've officially taken drugs. so why not enjoy it a little?
User avatar #318 - angrytoilet (09/20/2011) [-]
It is not medically advisable for someone in my condition to take a stimulant. As well, I have an obscure but crippling fear of hallucinations.
User avatar #321 - jakethecannibal (09/20/2011) [-]
no stimulants and no hallucinogens? you could try alcohol? that's fair enough tbh, I know a lot of people that do.
User avatar #408 - angrytoilet (09/20/2011) [-]
What's the point? Hours of pain and blackouts for about 2 hours of enjoyment? No thanks.
#158 - I've ALWAYS KNOWN! 09/20/2011 on TheDesigner's profile 0
#140 - I knew, bc he told me a while back. 09/20/2011 on TheDesigner's Confession +8
#21 - is indead somehow related to undead? or does it mean literally… 09/16/2011 on Chinese Economics +5
#721 - So clearly your agreement to "above average intelligence.… 09/16/2011 on You Are +1
#262 - Picture 09/14/2011 on WTF Manual Illustration +1
#194 - By taking a simple random sample of a non-biased population, t… 09/12/2011 on Things To Ponder -1
#78 - It's a statistical statement, not a prophecy.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2011 on Things To Ponder 0
#93 - GeneralZCD (09/12/2011) [-]
and where did you get the statistics for your statement?

please enlighten me.
User avatar #194 - angrytoilet (09/12/2011) [-]
By taking a simple random sample of a non-biased population, then recording the subjects' hand preference and age of death. Then the statisticians use a measure of center (ie average or something of similar nature) that fits the population. Then they are able to determine their conclusion that, statistically, right-handed people live circa 9 years longer than left-handed people.
#1143 - Why did you just answer for me? Yes, I would like to see your … 09/11/2011 on America. 0
#76 - GUY'S ARE HORRIBLE = guy is are horrible...or its possessive.... 09/11/2011 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS 0
#256 - "but it makes me sad cuz i actually am smart"... Lol…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2011 on America. -1
#1007 - hydregion (09/11/2011) [-]
you wanna see my SAT scores buddy......no?....alright then shut the fuck up
User avatar #1143 - angrytoilet (09/11/2011) [-]
Why did you just answer for me? Yes, I would like to see your SAT scores.
#19 - Unless its Game of Thrones. All the main characters die in that.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2011 on Peter Griffin +5
#29 - FiLepsia (09/10/2011) [-]
#26 - bigguymatt (09/10/2011) [-]
#103 - Comment deleted 09/09/2011 on Facts about Life and the... +1
#1 - This meme would be better off as "Annoying Childhood Friend"  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2011 on Jerk Friend -2
User avatar #2 - studderingstanley (09/09/2011) [-]
and it was already used in a comp
#134 - Objectively speaking, music consists of two parts: melody and … 09/07/2011 on Patrick's brilliant idea +2
#75 - What the FUCK is up with your syntax? "100,000 for one ye… 09/07/2011 on Sex you say? (Part 11) +10
#668 - Fuck yeah, Notch! 09/04/2011 on middle school kids talking... 0
#571 - I was simply stating the origin of the quote. 09/04/2011 on Military Inspirational... -1
#163 - That's actually Shiva, in the Baghavad Ghita.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2011 on Military Inspirational... 0
#193 - joemand (09/03/2011) [-]
Thats actually Dr. Robert Oppenheimer quoting Shiva. There's the video of him on Youtube.
User avatar #571 - angrytoilet (09/04/2011) [-]
I was simply stating the origin of the quote.
#166 - sirrommel (09/03/2011) [-]
I know, but i think it is much more like Oppenheimer because of the nuclear bomb.
#4 - This always happens to me... apparently its all about timing..… 09/01/2011 on The (blank) is Too Damn OC... +1
#3 - I thank you and return the virtual hand signal, good sir 09/01/2011 on The (blank) is Too Damn OC... 0
#114 - **angrytoilet rolls 7,218** 08/30/2011 on Have you Grammar Nazis seen... 0
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#8 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#6 - anonymous (05/13/2013) [-]
what's your obsession with camels?
User avatar #7 to #6 - angrytoilet (05/13/2013) [-]
Not an obsession. An existence. I AM camel.
User avatar #3 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
name your cat moon moon
User avatar #5 to #3 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
wow, did i type that? i should start going to bed earlier. anyway i hope you get that scholarship Mr.angrytoilet
User avatar #1 - iMJesus (03/01/2011) [-]
LOL!
Nice post, I thumbed, can you thumb this for me?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1740003/DO+WANT+POKEBALLS/
User avatar #2 to #1 - angrytoilet (03/01/2011) [-]
i did so
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