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Date Signed Up:3/02/2011
Last Login:8/24/2013
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Content Thumbs: 18636 total,  21187 ,  2551
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Content Level Progress: 63.2% (632/1000)
Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 144 Comments: Faptastic → Level 145 Comments: Faptastic
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Times Content Favorited:1754 times
Total Comments Made:261
FJ Points:19189
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#1039 - "They never want to discuss anything intellegen--"  [+] (34 new replies) 01/11/2012 on Fuck SOPA, Germans win 0
#1269 - anon (01/11/2012) [-]
"first the wind blew fast"
#1102 - martinfort (01/11/2012) [-]
" a few more skillful touches, and i felt my lower body explode with bliss,the sensations so overwhelming I wasn't sure i could handle being touched anymore...Even though i craved it"
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#1100 - jaytothap (01/11/2012) [-]
"The chronology of this century and half of warfare can be summarized briefly in a work of analysis like this."
#1099 - dracorex (01/11/2012) [-]
"Investigators would later determine, from a detailed analysis of disruptions in the Grid, that the string of synchronized explosions that ripped through Six Lasers, Uraya, Polyhex, Stanix, Blaster City, and sites in the Sonic Canyons took place less then a cycle apart."
Hot....
#1089 - anon (01/11/2012) [-]
"Lift your legs off the ground"
#1088 - anon (01/11/2012) [-]
The wireless router is offline or wireless has been disabled on the computer.

Wait.. does this mean no porn? SHIT!
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#1083 - burgermeatt (01/11/2012) [-]
Like working out the length of a side of a complex shape. wut..
#1080 - LTheAblow (01/11/2012) [-]
Services Coordinator and Event Director - The Complete Book of Resumes
Sounds legit.
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#1078 - NorwegianChris (01/11/2012) [-]
Storm Front - ¨I spilled on to the next page before I finished writing down the facts and my observations about Monica¨

k...?
#1076 - trevita (01/11/2012) [-]
blunt retained his palace job, his prestige and his reputation.
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#1074 - shotgunized (01/11/2012) [-]
The Lost Hero - Whats in there? said Piper
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#1071 - Vo Spader (01/11/2012) [-]
The Son Of Neptune - Octavian, he's a legacy, descendant of Apollo.

Yes... yes I am
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#1069 - JosephDecreux (01/11/2012) [-]
hopefully in the future scientists will find a why to use hydrogen as a fuel because it is the cleanest burning of all elements.

does this mean im gna die?
#1068 - gothe (01/11/2012) [-]
congratulations on the buy of your new graphic card. ololo
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#1067 - owmyanus (01/11/2012) [-]
The Disney Channel introduces a new series, "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody," about 12-year-old twins who reside in a fancy Boston hotel.
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#1065 - GrilledCheese (01/11/2012) [-]
"Khrushchev's popularity skyrocketed as he successfully staged a public relations campaign in which malenkov was seen as the main obstacle to the food-producing policies of the Communist party."

What in the fuck does that mean?
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#1062 - comexx (01/11/2012) [-]
"To have boobs that resist the laws of gravity, no matter what size and shape they are it isn't a hard task as long as you have a good bra" WTF?
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#1063 - comexx (01/11/2012) [-]
*turns book to see name of it* Oh "Viva sexico"
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#1061 - Rockaman (01/11/2012) [-]
''You behave yourself or we will exspell you in five years''
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#1059 - tinglyturtletaint (01/11/2012) [-]
Imagine it is composed of a set of fine dots like a newspaper wire photo...
#1055 - superminer (01/11/2012) [-]
"she likes that he was so hard and rough." AWWWWWW YEAHH
#1054 - tsb (01/11/2012) [-]
"What did you expect?" ...
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#1060 - dirtyturd (01/11/2012) [-]
Shit, replied to the wrong comment.
#1058 - dirtyturd (01/11/2012) [-]
"ready for hand loading?"... Fuck you Lee child!
#1052 - anon (01/11/2012) [-]
"What is the MSIL and why is it important to C#."

So basically no sex life I guess?
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#1051 - Cashbee (01/11/2012) [-]
"those are beautiful!" lol
#1049 - anon (01/11/2012) [-]
"There was nothing but the usual scuttling and scratching"
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#1048 - arkensas (01/11/2012) [-]
"The only sound he could hear was the wailing in the distance as the undead horde marched to his door." Awesome. I've been waiting for zombies.
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#1064 - comexx (01/11/2012) [-]
Gross! You're going to fuck zombies?
#1047 - keyunit (01/11/2012) [-]
spillages, they say must be managed. ;)
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#1046 - tentimesbetter (01/11/2012) [-]
"Angle subtended by arcs of the same length" kinky math sex.
#1042 - anon (01/11/2012) [-]
"Avenue ad men pop a creative woody." no joke.
#1095 - anon (01/11/2012) [-]
"Now is a good time to see the gloriuo cit of Stormwind."

Okeeeeeey...

#215 - How hard is it to walk?  [+] (15 new replies) 12/03/2011 on LOL Comp 2 +8
#271 - mrcolorado (12/03/2011) [-]
A 14 inch lava lamp let me glow inside you
#265 - anon (12/03/2011) [-]
Bag of Lays, not sure if thats a bad thing
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#264 - nuclearromance (12/03/2011) [-]
MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Suck it.
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#256 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/03/2011) [-]
A big black dildo? I think...I can live with this...
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#238 - saltcat (12/03/2011) [-]
"Inheritance" by Christopher Paolini...
But it has a picture of a big green dragon on the cover.

Not sure if gusta.
#237 - chiefrunnyjeans (12/03/2011) [-]
Well, this is awkward.
#233 - theepicninja (12/03/2011) [-]
Crafty mexicans...
#232 - dethmaul (12/03/2011) [-]
Very. It's a 78 pound LCD TV in a box, apparently. 40".
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#220 - arcademachine (12/03/2011) [-]
**arcademachine rolled a random image posted in comment #138 at Paper and Pencil ** My dick
#216 - candytaker (12/03/2011) [-]
Edward Scissordick.
#230 - anon (12/03/2011) [-]
Supernatural win.
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#266 - hatchetexecution (12/03/2011) [-]
well shit my ps3 controller lol
#214 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 12/02/2011 on Humphry Bogart Is Better... +1
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#275 - sickbro (12/02/2011) [-]
ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#271 - rellergert (12/02/2011) [-]
...I can live with this.
#268 - kozmoninja (12/02/2011) [-]
Mine is now my bedroom door.

I...I just don't know...how will I fap now?!?
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#260 - renjilonefox (12/02/2011) [-]
Bitches line up for a dick that vibrates like a bass amp
#250 - LAWLASAURUS (12/02/2011) [-]
Its funny because its one of those neck pillows that looks like a giant dick.
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#244 - knightguy (12/02/2011) [-]
a cell phone. bitches always on it
#239 - ifmlpthreadwellfuc (12/02/2011) [-]
I guess my dick is now a printer.

Either way, it makes copies.
#230 - torquemada (12/02/2011) [-]
A bedpost.
#227 - nervouspinata (12/02/2011) [-]
A wallet? Maybe women will want to use my PENIS now
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#215 - idoforthelols (12/02/2011) [-]
a hanger?
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#218 - Bakerlalalalala (12/02/2011) [-]
atleast you can still poke girls with yours mines a wall
#224 - idoforthelols (12/02/2011) [-]
#32 - too bad its a duck  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2011 on Minecraft 0
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#139 - Picture 10/12/2011 on Scumbag Steve vs. GGG +2
#138 - **angrypiirate rolls 96** dubs and I'm a raging ******* ho…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/12/2011 on Scumbag Steve vs. GGG +4
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#161 - flawlesswinz (10/12/2011) [-]
**flawlesswinz rolls 151** Trips And your the Straightest guy I know
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#162 - flawlesswinz (10/12/2011) [-]
Sorry, Brah It didn't Work It was pretty close but it wasn't it
#141 - ohaibrooooh (10/12/2011) [-]
**ohaibrooooh rolls 13** Here you go.
#139 - angrypiirate (10/12/2011) [-]
#1025 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 10/07/2011 on Mr. Jones 0
#1060 - braedenclarkejanze (10/07/2011) [-]
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#1058 - DrownedFish (10/07/2011) [-]
'ello govena!
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#240 - i laughed so hard. 10/02/2011 on great people! 0
#14 - He's from the internet. 09/23/2011 on wise choice +16
#149 - Clever though. Must admit. 09/23/2011 on Did you know? +5
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