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#6 - ''So sir which blade do you prefer?'' ''Ehhhh Give me the…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Fencing Fact Comp +152
#45 - ThekidsTEN (02/04/2015) [-]
Nat 20 on a sunder
#22 - flnonymousseven (02/03/2015) [-]
as a fencer, I get a kick out of that gif overtime. that attack would be so easy to counter. all you have to do is lower the point of your blade and take a step back lean slightly back. to avoid the blow. then, thanks to all that over swing, they're wide open. you can take a strait shot at their exposed chest.
#124 - ronjeremysweiner (02/04/2015) [-]
axe+shield > fencing sword
besides tosh doesn't know how to use a claymore
#31 - anonexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
Wouldn't even be that much work

that swing was aimed at his weapon not his body, all he had to do was lower it and thrust

i'm no weapon/dueling expert but length is important
#53 - wolfiet (02/04/2015) [-]
But I thought it was about how you use it, not the length..
User avatar #89 - assassindash (02/04/2015) [-]
I want to see an expert take out an amateur with a toothpick....
#33 - flnonymousseven (02/03/2015) [-]
true, but I would still lean just in case. zweihanders are long af
#19 - bookieblaster (02/03/2015) [-]
Actually there is a sport where you can use larger swords, its called HEMA
User avatar #96 - jokerjack (02/04/2015) [-]
my mma gym has that on Wednesday nights and Saturdays. I can see why other's are interested in it. But man is it funny to see the types of people change with us heading out and D&D looking people coming in. I've stuck around a few times
#14 - anonexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
that is a zweihander
#32 - xxbutthurtxx (02/03/2015) [-]
this is a zweihänder you dense motherfucker
#52 - anonexplains (02/04/2015) [-]
actually he would now be *half a dense motherfucker.
#11 - schmul (02/03/2015) [-]
Besides the pain sabre is way more fun than foil. Foil is the only thing I know which is more sophisticated (due smaller target) but still more boring.
User avatar #30 - galeont (02/03/2015) [-]
Honestly, I always practiced sabre and then I would mess around in foil and epee and do well. The thing about sabre is that you develop really quick reaction timing which lets you parry pretty much anything in any other weapon. While you may think foil is more sophisticated, it's actually just more reliant on accuracy. Sabre can be just as sophisticated and within a fraction of the time that foil bouts are fought. I know it's a matter of opinion, but each weapon requires different abilities and skills, one isn't more sophisticated or difficult than another.
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User avatar #61 - zombiepipboy (07/15/2014) [-]
what on earth was this crazy chink thinking
User avatar #59 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/15/2014) [-]
that's what he gets for being a c.unt. what the hell was he expecting to accomplish anyway?
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User avatar #70 - beardman (07/16/2014) [-]
Yes. Yes he actually did die. I'll try to find the article about that again but i cant promise I'll be able to.
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