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#2 - Someones been playing crusader kings 2  [+] (10 new replies) 10/01/2015 on assassination attempt on Putin +456
User avatar #33 - infinitereaper (10/02/2015) [-]
Is this game playable on a potato laptop?
User avatar #46 - threeeighteen (10/02/2015) [-]
The latest expansion makes it lag. You'll need one of those advanced potato computers for it maybe.
User avatar #37 - stianan (10/02/2015) [-]
at the start of the game, yes. but after a while it starts getting laggy as fuck because it has to save a shit ton of character information.
User avatar #35 - captainspankmonkey (10/02/2015) [-]

OS: XP/Vista/Windows 7
Processor: Intel® Pentium® IV 2.4 GHz or AMD 3500+
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Hard Disk Space: 2 GB
Video Card: NVIDIA® GeForce 8800 or ATI Radeon® X1900, 512mb graphics memory required.
DirectX®: 9.0c
Sound: Direct X-compatible sound card
Additional: 3-button mouse and keyboard

Mac OS X

OS: Mac OS X 10.6.8 or later
Processor: Intel Core Duo Processor (2GHz or better)
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Hard Disk Space: 2 GB
Video Card: ATI Radeon HD 6750 / NVIDIA GeForce 320 / NVIDIA GeForce
9600 or higher, 1024MB graphics memory required

SteamOS + Linux

OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
Processor: IntelR PentiumR IV 2.4 GHz or AMD 3500+
Memory: 2 GB
Hard disk space: 2 Gb
Video Card: ATI Radeon HD 6750 / NVIDIA GeForce 320 / NVIDIA GeForce
> 9600 or higher, 1024MB graphics memory required.

I got myself a crap PC and it goes from slow to extremely slow, so I'm not the best judge. Played it while it was free on a weekend a few months ago.
User avatar #26 - captainduck (10/02/2015) [-]
I lost it, when I saw his signature
User avatar #20 - demcupcakes (10/02/2015) [-]
Does this actually happen or is it just multiple people with the same name? or is it shopped.
User avatar #49 - rubixium (10/02/2015) [-]
If a character is the target of an event and then dies, the event will default back to who initiated it. So if the person doing the plotting died, the event will say its the spymaster because they are who gives you the event.
User avatar #50 - rubixium (10/02/2015) [-]
this is because letteres take a few days before they arrive so if this event took 5 days and then the character died before it was recieved, the letter now refers to the spymaster.
User avatar #28 - baditch (10/02/2015) [-]
Yes, it's a coincidence and they're actually talking about two different people. It's still hilarious though and this is the picture that made me by the game.

I have little clue as to how to play but its still fun to see how I can fuck things up politically.
User avatar #22 - captaingrif (10/02/2015) [-]
I think its possible, I once got a my bishop to push me off a tower I was building to get the church to stop asking question as an Emperor
#14 - Truly the best soldier of 20th century  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2015 on Quiet is with me ;) +61
#69 - extremistavenger (09/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #67 - demandsgayversion (09/29/2015) [-]
This is my favorite thing
#51 - robotvoice (09/29/2015) [-]
#3 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 09/19/2015 on US Air Force Honor Guard... +54
#9 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
did you seriously convert a fucking tumblr gif into a 4 frame soundless webm?
I knew we should've invaded and ransacked your shitty country of all the oil it could possibly have earlier you butter eating subhuman. Only difference between you and your ancestors is that I fucked all of them including your mom and gave you a new brother.
JK but seriously though I guess you're fucking stuck in the 1980 when the first animated gif of a dancing baby was posted and you seemed to have loved that shit because, well, you know.
Have fun posting memes on this shitty website!
#54 - akkere (09/20/2015) [-]
People still don't know that Admin set it so all newly uploaded gifs are converted to webms for the purpose of space efficiency (at the expense of literally everything else)?
User avatar #40 - Sunset (09/20/2015) [-]
it's 2015 man
User avatar #45 - dingdongz (09/20/2015) [-]
we're going backwards! it only plays once and I have to click on it every time!
#89 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
Right click --> repeat
User avatar #102 - dingdongz (09/20/2015) [-]
probably only in chrome
#12 - megashot (09/19/2015) [-]
I don't think you realize this, but a shitton of gifs from all over the web gets converted in to webms becuase of addy's new funnyjunk script,
you're not the first one to complain about this.
#9 - Picture 08/22/2015 on Electric Unicycle +29
#5 - This is one of saturns ''moons''  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2015 on The Pluto they don't want... +27
#8 - carbohydrates (07/16/2015) [-]
Entire internet be like...
User avatar #6 - fuckoatmeal (07/16/2015) [-]
They...they're all around us!
#1470 - **angrynorwegian used "*roll picture*"** **angrynorwegian r… 07/13/2015 on This goes up Admin's butt 0
#13 - "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on This week in science | June... +144
#64 - myjunk (06/08/2015) [-]
Werner Heisenberg NOT the one from Breaking Bad is riding in his car when he is stopped by the police. "Do you have any idea, how fast you were going?" the officer asks.
"No" replies Heisenberg "but I know where I am"
#3 - Well get off your ass and teach him a lesson 04/30/2015 on Dog 44 +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Exclusive +54
User avatar #45 - foxdragon (04/07/2015) [-]
oh shit you can do that to him. this is a game changer for me
User avatar #44 - fittetjuven (04/07/2015) [-]
Angrynorwegian, eh?
#27 - niggymon (04/07/2015) [-]

have a thumb
#21 - Noon (04/07/2015) [-]
Did you pull the Red Ribbon outta that ass?
User avatar #31 - donbionicle (04/07/2015) [-]
...the what?
#41 - anon (04/07/2015) [-]
After defeating Gascoigne you can send his daughter wherever but when you kill that boar it drops a ribbon that belonged to her implying she's been eaten.
#9 - bobindun (04/06/2015) [-]
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED pig fisting simulator
#8 - marikthegunslinger (04/06/2015) [-]
#6 - ''So sir which blade do you prefer?'' ''Ehhhh Give me the…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Fencing Fact Comp +152
#45 - ThekidsTEN (02/04/2015) [-]
Nat 20 on a sunder
User avatar #22 - flnonymousseven (02/03/2015) [-]
as a fencer, I get a kick out of that gif overtime. that attack would be so easy to counter. all you have to do is lower the point of your blade and take a step back lean slightly back. to avoid the blow. then, thanks to all that over swing, they're wide open. you can take a strait shot at their exposed chest.
#124 - ronjeremysweiner (02/04/2015) [-]
axe+shield > fencing sword
besides tosh doesn't know how to use a claymore
#31 - anon (02/03/2015) [-]
Wouldn't even be that much work

that swing was aimed at his weapon not his body, all he had to do was lower it and thrust

i'm no weapon/dueling expert but length is important
#53 - wolfiet (02/04/2015) [-]
But I thought it was about how you use it, not the length..
User avatar #89 - assassindash (02/04/2015) [-]
I want to see an expert take out an amateur with a toothpick....
User avatar #33 - flnonymousseven (02/03/2015) [-]
true, but I would still lean just in case. zweihanders are long af
#19 - bookieblaster (02/03/2015) [-]
Actually there is a sport where you can use larger swords, its called HEMA
User avatar #96 - jokerjack (02/04/2015) [-]
my mma gym has that on Wednesday nights and Saturdays. I can see why other's are interested in it. But man is it funny to see the types of people change with us heading out and D&D looking people coming in. I've stuck around a few times
#14 - anon (02/03/2015) [-]
that is a zweihander
#32 - xxbutthurtxx (02/03/2015) [-]
this is a zweihänder you dense motherfucker
#11 - schmul (02/03/2015) [-]
Besides the pain sabre is way more fun than foil. Foil is the only thing I know which is more sophisticated (due smaller target) but still more boring.
User avatar #30 - galeont (02/03/2015) [-]
Honestly, I always practiced sabre and then I would mess around in foil and epee and do well. The thing about sabre is that you develop really quick reaction timing which lets you parry pretty much anything in any other weapon. While you may think foil is more sophisticated, it's actually just more reliant on accuracy. Sabre can be just as sophisticated and within a fraction of the time that foil bouts are fought. I know it's a matter of opinion, but each weapon requires different abilities and skills, one isn't more sophisticated or difficult than another.
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