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#69 - That is absolutely retarded. How about let him hit your passen…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/20/2016 on Cops are Heroes 0
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#146 - zipov (08/20/2016) [-]
You never had to take a manly decision in your life, did you?
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#82 - roflstorm (08/20/2016) [-]
Not to mention that if he did pit the drunk, he would be pushing the front of the other guys car into the cops back, likely causing him to spin out as well.
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#81 - roflstorm (08/20/2016) [-]
You wanna try and pit a car going X in the opposite direction, be my guest

Seeing as how the cop was probably going the speed limit of 60 and the drunk driver was probably flooring it at around 130 - 140. That's a beast of a combined speed. You will have roughly a nanosecond and a half to make a left turn sharp enough to bit the 2ft wide bumper of a drunk driver.

I'd go further into math, however i am a fucking idiot who sucks at math.

But i hope you get the idea on how short a time frame and how precise a cop would have to be to pit a car going drunk of the speed limit in the opposite direction
#123 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
Too many probablies and not enough facts.

You would turn around before trying the PIT maneuver, not try it on someone the opposite direction, obviously.
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#79 - sixfivefourtwoone (08/20/2016) [-]
If he's driving the wrong way; hitting him from the side could send him into other lanes and endanger others, a direct impact has less of a chance of doing that.
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#78 - parishailsatan (08/20/2016) [-]
What if oncoming traffic was moments away from making contact with the drunk driver? Quick decisions to save a life don't usually involve yourself.
#27 - I'm voting for trump because I hope he eradicates the two stup… 07/08/2016 on FBI chief grilled over... +1
#15 - You must me masochistic then because I scratch the **** outta …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2016 on Growing a beard +1
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#20 - shadowblaziard (07/08/2016) [-]
Call me whatever, but the scratching on my face feels great. If that makes me a masochists, then I'd gladly be one. On that note, I dont mind if someone is being somewhat rought, so I might be a masochist indeed
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#19 - malhaloc (07/08/2016) [-]
until you've got an itch on your arm. then it's amazing.
#16 - ?????? you are an unpleasant person  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2016 on funny +3
#17 - totallytito (07/08/2016) [-]
#14 - .... wouldn't that be when I was most inclined to be for Berni…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2016 on funny +3
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#15 - totallytito (07/08/2016) [-]
K enjoy your jeep.
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#16 - angryhornet (07/08/2016) [-]
?????? you are an unpleasant person
#17 - totallytito (07/08/2016) [-]
#11 - Socialism doesn't work in america  [+] (6 new replies) 07/07/2016 on funny +3
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#13 - totallytito (07/08/2016) [-]
You probably don't pay taxes, then.
#53 - anon (07/08/2016) [-]
Socialism =/= Mutualism (our current system). It may work in parts of Europe but largely because those nations have much smaller populations and, more importantly, don't have to maintain a powerful military to protect all of the deadbeats in NATO and SEATO that won't pull their own weight.
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#14 - angryhornet (07/08/2016) [-]
.... wouldn't that be when I was most inclined to be for Bernie Sanders?
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#15 - totallytito (07/08/2016) [-]
K enjoy your jeep.
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#16 - angryhornet (07/08/2016) [-]
?????? you are an unpleasant person
#17 - totallytito (07/08/2016) [-]
#81 - but wouldn't that stretch the shirt out?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2016 on Science 0
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#90 - synthane (07/01/2016) [-]
If you are gentle with it it is fine. Going that fast will probably put some wear on the shirt, but the method itself is fine.
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#92 - shinyarmor (07/01/2016) [-]
no, look closely, this man has proper technique..
tuck your elbows in just enough to be able to fit out out through the hole

bad news, if you work out or whatever, then yes, you will stretch it.
#153 - Didn't expect my comment to get so popular. All I'm saying is … 07/01/2016 on Karma -2
#17 - This guy is the biggest ******* cunt I've ever laid eyes on. S…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/30/2016 on Karma -64
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#244 - jokersaysamuseme (07/01/2016) [-]
Some people punish those who are assholes. Don't throw a goddamn bitch fit over it.
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#226 - hikakiller (07/01/2016) [-]
>this guy could've died if they were merging onto a freeway
>fuck this guy for trying to stay alive
okay nigger
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#155 - trolljunkusa (07/01/2016) [-]
The smart move here would of been to slow down, and not think about it, but the smart move isn't always the right move. That's one less bitch that'll put motorcycles in dangerous situations. Driving a motorcycle is extremely dangerous, not because you could fall, but because other people are fucking retards and don't consider you a vehicle. I'm pretty much left with only riding at night because I've had way too many close calls with SUVs and other dumbasses, but mainly SUVs. And even riding at night I've started to get anxiety because my buddy hit a deer the other day on his bike going almost 60.
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#154 - pewdiepieisbestpie (07/01/2016) [-]
Well, aren't you an angry hornet...
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#153 - angryhornet (07/01/2016) [-]
Didn't expect my comment to get so popular. All I'm saying is this is the equivalent to tattling to the teacher when another student does something wrong. It was a dick move, but with proper situational awareness (which he had) the guy was fine. If they were going sixty down the highway, different story
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#91 - heartlessrobot (07/01/2016) [-]
Actually kill yourself.
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#82 - cheeseboyofdoom (07/01/2016) [-]
You're right tho. Car vs motorcycle in a collision car wins every time.
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#41 - azumeow (06/30/2016) [-]
Treating motorcyclists like this who are following the rules of the road kills people.
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#34 - jerkindougnuts (06/30/2016) [-]
He could have died you dumbass. When you crsh on a bike you dont have shit but clothez to protect you
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#77 - lgninjaleetful (07/01/2016) [-]
he may wish to drive a car then well im glad the bitch got in trouble at least
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#30 - Apex (06/30/2016) [-]
So, when you get shunted out of your lane and die even though you had right of way, our first indication is to laugh at you for being a fuckwit?

Because right now that's all I'm doing. Laughing at you. For being a fuckwit. Die in a fire.
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#23 - aangbingo (06/30/2016) [-]
Ah yes, just allow people to be assholes without consequences.
"Oh, it's fine. Some people are cunts, let's not arrest the serial rapist because other people do it too"
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#183 - yibdiy (07/01/2016) [-]
he was the only asshole in the whole thing
she was just an incompetent idiot
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#184 - yibdiy (07/01/2016) [-]
also jesus fuck nice leap of logic there, are you genuinely retarded
#72 - take a stats class  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2016 on YEAH 0
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#79 - nomorevideos (07/01/2016) [-]
plus my first sentence was a joke if you didnt get it becuz of da pikturr... ? and all i said after that is that the mort. rate stays at 50% which is the truth.
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#78 - nomorevideos (07/01/2016) [-]
>needing a class for something like that.

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