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#10 - It's the only place where you can get anything but a left wing…  [+] (2 replies) 08/25/2016 on CNN Cucked By Food and... +3
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#52 - thegamepixel (08/26/2016) [-]
Breitbart, Infowars, Freedomain Radio, Cernovich, Rebel Media, RT, Sun News, Drudge Report, Daily Caller. There are options, just not a lot.
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#50 - Brass (08/26/2016) [-]
Agreed. I used to say CNN was decent (bit on the left side, but moderate / central coverage when compared to MSNBC or Fox), but since June it really became apparent to me how Hillary-bent it is as a media source. Go on there website at any point and at least four of the main articles are against Trump, with one or two pro-Hillary leaning articles. Not to mention all the fluff pieces and click-bait titled articles that should have no place on a national news network.

I live in Virginia, so I browse the Washigton Post website (you can read so many articles a month before a pay wall comes up, but the front page is accessible if you do not go over the limit). They will at least mention the Hillary scandals and the release of controversial emails.
#69 - That is absolutely retarded. How about let him hit your passen…  [+] (6 replies) 08/20/2016 on Cops are Heroes 0
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#146 - zipov (08/20/2016) [-]
You never had to take a manly decision in your life, did you?
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#82 - roflstorm (08/20/2016) [-]
Not to mention that if he did pit the drunk, he would be pushing the front of the other guys car into the cops back, likely causing him to spin out as well.
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#81 - roflstorm (08/20/2016) [-]
You wanna try and pit a car going X in the opposite direction, be my guest

Seeing as how the cop was probably going the speed limit of 60 and the drunk driver was probably flooring it at around 130 - 140. That's a beast of a combined speed. You will have roughly a nanosecond and a half to make a left turn sharp enough to bit the 2ft wide bumper of a drunk driver.

I'd go further into math, however i am a fucking idiot who sucks at math.

But i hope you get the idea on how short a time frame and how precise a cop would have to be to pit a car going drunk of the speed limit in the opposite direction
#123 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
Too many probablies and not enough facts.

You would turn around before trying the PIT maneuver, not try it on someone the opposite direction, obviously.
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#79 - sixfivefourtwoone (08/20/2016) [-]
If he's driving the wrong way; hitting him from the side could send him into other lanes and endanger others, a direct impact has less of a chance of doing that.
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#78 - parishailsatan (08/20/2016) [-]
What if oncoming traffic was moments away from making contact with the drunk driver? Quick decisions to save a life don't usually involve yourself.
#15 - You must me masochistic then because I scratch the **** outta …  [+] (2 replies) 07/08/2016 on Growing a beard +1
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#20 - shadowblaziard (07/08/2016) [-]
Call me whatever, but the scratching on my face feels great. If that makes me a masochists, then I'd gladly be one. On that note, I dont mind if someone is being somewhat rought, so I might be a masochist indeed
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#19 - malhaloc (07/08/2016) [-]
until you've got an itch on your arm. then it's amazing.
#16 - ?????? you are an unpleasant person  [+] (1 reply) 07/08/2016 on funny +3
#17 - totallytito (07/08/2016) [-]
#14 - .... wouldn't that be when I was most inclined to be for Berni…  [+] (3 replies) 07/08/2016 on funny +3
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#15 - totallytito (07/08/2016) [-]
K enjoy your jeep.
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#16 - angryhornet (07/08/2016) [-]
?????? you are an unpleasant person
#17 - totallytito (07/08/2016) [-]
#11 - Socialism doesn't work in america  [+] (6 replies) 07/07/2016 on funny +3
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#13 - totallytito (07/08/2016) [-]
You probably don't pay taxes, then.
#53 - anon (07/08/2016) [-]
Socialism =/= Mutualism (our current system). It may work in parts of Europe but largely because those nations have much smaller populations and, more importantly, don't have to maintain a powerful military to protect all of the deadbeats in NATO and SEATO that won't pull their own weight.
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#14 - angryhornet (07/08/2016) [-]
.... wouldn't that be when I was most inclined to be for Bernie Sanders?
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#15 - totallytito (07/08/2016) [-]
K enjoy your jeep.
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#16 - angryhornet (07/08/2016) [-]
?????? you are an unpleasant person
#17 - totallytito (07/08/2016) [-]
#81 - but wouldn't that stretch the shirt out?  [+] (2 replies) 07/01/2016 on Science 0
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#90 - synthane (07/01/2016) [-]
If you are gentle with it it is fine. Going that fast will probably put some wear on the shirt, but the method itself is fine.
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#92 - shinyarmor (07/01/2016) [-]
no, look closely, this man has proper technique..
tuck your elbows in just enough to be able to fit out out through the hole

bad news, if you work out or whatever, then yes, you will stretch it.

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