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Date Signed Up:12/06/2010
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#36 - There's a rare few humans who actually have to consume calorie…  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on cookery +4
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#54 - irrelevantcitizen (9 hours ago) [-]
But he said "count", not "cook"
#59 - geistenhaus (9 hours ago) [-]
the white fluid on your portrait looks as if its dripping off of quagmire
haha how disgusting
#67 - well he could do it from the other seat so he didnt have to re…  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on I love infomercails -1
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#93 - therealninjaboy (9 hours ago) [-]
No, it's easier from the passenger seat because there's not a steering wheel in the way...
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#84 - satanicllladvocacy (10 hours ago) [-]
have you ever actually tried to clean the inside of a windshield? there is no easy way to do it..... well except for maybe what ever these people were selling, but i guess we'll never know... thanks a lot you cynical bastards
#218 - underrated comment, 10/10 06/27/2016 on Lone Star +1
#52 - crushing defeat in popularity to a known felon will do that 06/25/2016 on Xiaruni Okem Zabi Woclytty -1
#13 - I think John Oliver is funny most of the time and he's a smart…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/22/2016 on twatter +70
#76 - dorberg (06/23/2016) [-]
Yeah , colbert is funny but pushes his left wing hop on hillary 2016 train bullshit every show , its sad and disgusting.
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#63 - catchamp (06/23/2016) [-]
I kinda like Samantha bee because she will take a hit at all of the parties not just one but she does still lean left but she is allright
#52 - godofhorizons (06/23/2016) [-]
If there was a funny conservative comedian pushing an agenda i'd sure as hell watch him
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#64 - catchamp (06/23/2016) [-]
i miss old stephen colbert
#73 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
you realize he was satire right? Ive only met one person before you who was republican that actually thought he was republican too.. hes straight up dem, making fun of how ridiculous that shit sounds.
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#74 - catchamp (06/23/2016) [-]
no i do realize that he was satire he was just so god danm good at it that republicans believed that he was one and he did present the republican side of view more than any other late night comedian out there
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#27 - lotengo (06/22/2016) [-]
Agreed, setting up a hashtag and selling merchandise to mock a presidential candidate means you crossed a line.
#85 - kanyesfishsticks (06/23/2016) [-]
#35 - geeky (06/22/2016) [-]
As a Trump supporter and avid subscriber to your mention lists I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. Being a presidential candidate doesn't exempt you from criticism or satire, if anything it should open you up to more banter because you're a household name.
Now of course if he told people to get physical at Trump's rallies or assault the guy and/or his family directly, yeah, there's a serious problem there. But as it is now it's just a harmless comedy routine.
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#194 - lotengo (06/23/2016) [-]
Critisizement is alright, but he is actually selling those drumpf hats
#204 - dannyredwizard (06/23/2016) [-]
I can't fault someone for making money off idiots.
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#61 - themarineelite (06/23/2016) [-]
Yeah when you put yourself out there in the political field, criticism is free game no matter how crazy or biased the attacking party is. The moment somebody who is in that position prevents an outlet from talking about them is when we lose the 1st amendment.
*cough* Washington Post *cough*
#27 - Technically the scientific community hasn't reached a conclusi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2016 on Youcuck +1
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#28 - satanicllladvocacy (06/22/2016) [-]
im sure they do have better things to do than that, but settling the nature vs nurture debate on this topic has nothing to do with proving bigots wrong and if someone pulled it off they'd be making significant contributions to the understanding of our physiology which would have countless applications.

there's nothing bigoted about my views, im basically saying we're slaves to our genetics in that we develop cause and effect relationships unconsciously, but the only constant among genetic programming is that it feels good to stimulate your genitals. the physical reward is a given but the psychological reward is a social construct that you never had any control over, much like your DNA, but its not actually in your DNA
#24 - Fact is you can't learn to be gay. You may be conditioned to t…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/22/2016 on Youcuck +2
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#26 - satanicllladvocacy (06/22/2016) [-]
that's not a fact at all. classical conditioning works for making your penis erect, no doubt about it
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#27 - angryhornet (06/22/2016) [-]
Technically the scientific community hasn't reached a conclusion, because honestly they have better things to do than prove bigots wrong. And you're probably right in the fact that no one is perfectly straight or perfectly gay, so societal pressure and upbringing can influence how you first explore your sexuality. However, your preference is definitely encoded in your DNA, it's all about how your body responds to horomones
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#28 - satanicllladvocacy (06/22/2016) [-]
im sure they do have better things to do than that, but settling the nature vs nurture debate on this topic has nothing to do with proving bigots wrong and if someone pulled it off they'd be making significant contributions to the understanding of our physiology which would have countless applications.

there's nothing bigoted about my views, im basically saying we're slaves to our genetics in that we develop cause and effect relationships unconsciously, but the only constant among genetic programming is that it feels good to stimulate your genitals. the physical reward is a given but the psychological reward is a social construct that you never had any control over, much like your DNA, but its not actually in your DNA
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#17 - Oh lawdy you ignant  [+] (6 new replies) 06/22/2016 on Youcuck +3
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#18 - satanicllladvocacy (06/22/2016) [-]
nope, these are opinions not facts
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#24 - angryhornet (06/22/2016) [-]
Fact is you can't learn to be gay. You may be conditioned to think that one is normal and the other makes you the spawn of the devil, but that doesn't change what makes your peepee hard
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#26 - satanicllladvocacy (06/22/2016) [-]
that's not a fact at all. classical conditioning works for making your penis erect, no doubt about it
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#27 - angryhornet (06/22/2016) [-]
Technically the scientific community hasn't reached a conclusion, because honestly they have better things to do than prove bigots wrong. And you're probably right in the fact that no one is perfectly straight or perfectly gay, so societal pressure and upbringing can influence how you first explore your sexuality. However, your preference is definitely encoded in your DNA, it's all about how your body responds to horomones
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#28 - satanicllladvocacy (06/22/2016) [-]
im sure they do have better things to do than that, but settling the nature vs nurture debate on this topic has nothing to do with proving bigots wrong and if someone pulled it off they'd be making significant contributions to the understanding of our physiology which would have countless applications.

there's nothing bigoted about my views, im basically saying we're slaves to our genetics in that we develop cause and effect relationships unconsciously, but the only constant among genetic programming is that it feels good to stimulate your genitals. the physical reward is a given but the psychological reward is a social construct that you never had any control over, much like your DNA, but its not actually in your DNA
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#13 - Felons can't get any government job, especially not the presidency  [+] (4 new replies) 06/15/2016 on run for the shills 0
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#14 - pipeworks (06/15/2016) [-]
Felons can't be hired by the government, but they can be elected to a position by the public. That includes not only the Congress, but also the President.
#24 - skebaba (06/15/2016) [-]
Then it makes sense to abolish such a BS law. If they can run for the FUCKING PRESIDENCY, they can be hired, too.
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#38 - ShoMinimamoto (06/15/2016) [-]
this right here is the truth. I would say at the very minimum half the people who get out of jail want to have a normal job. Government jobs would literally be perfect considering it would be easier o see what they're up to.
#45 - skebaba (06/15/2016) [-]
Indeed. Do stupid shit when young>Get criminal record for committing a crime>Can't get a job because of a criminal record>Commit crimes to survive because can't get a job because of stupid shit done when young>Go to jail>Get more and more records>Rinse and repeat
#224 - Well when we invaded canada it wasn't technically canada yet...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2016 on TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE 0
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#252 - youarelying (06/17/2016) [-]
in 1812 it was and we fought the american back to their country and burned their white house

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