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#51 - **angelassassin rolled a random image** 11/20/2011 on METH, NOT EvEN ONCE 0
#210 - Comment deleted 11/19/2011 on One of my many near death... 0
#158 - **angelassassin rolled a random image**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2011 on Lots Of What +1
User avatar #197 - neogeo (11/15/2011) [-]
not sure if that one counts.... I mean it's from ponies, but there aren't any ponies in the pic...
#163 - **angelassassin rolled a random image** 11/14/2011 on it works for everyone else 0
#157 - **angelassassin rolls 78** my year  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2011 on it works for everyone else +1
User avatar #192 - famouspork (11/14/2011) [-]
I was born in 78! yeeeyy
#155 - only 6 haha 23 for me 11/14/2011 on Skyrim OC 0
#154 - 26 i have killed at least 23 dragons and i have to many shouts… 11/14/2011 on Skyrim OC -3
#192 - **angelassassin rolled a random image** 11/14/2011 on the face the legend 0
#370 - **angelassassin rolled a random image** 11/14/2011 on Longest video on youtube +1
#690 - way to get frontpage now mention that everyone is playing skyr… 11/14/2011 on My most embarrassing photo +2
#1528 - that is your opinion but honestly RPG games are one of the bes…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2011 on Skyrim +1
#1546 - bitemyskullcracka (11/14/2011) [-]
ya, but fallout to me the story line was like wtf, and for fps they are like wtf. so pretty much all i care is if i can kill someone really fast with a weapon.
#1559 - tontosrevenge (11/14/2011) [-]
'and for fps they are like wtf. so pretty much all i care is if i can kill someone really fast with a weapon. '

Umm... thats all FPS games are about...
#183 - **angelassassin rolled a random image**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2011 on trolls must love 0
#196 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#52 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2011 on The Making of a Huge Kit Kat -3
#66 - daghost (11/11/2011) [-]
#35 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2011 on Cartoon logic +2
#37 - tacosalsa (11/11/2011) [-]
Oh how I love my DBZ gifs
#50 - mcstorms (11/11/2011) [-]
#1105 - you gettin it at midnight too 11/11/2011 on ASSASSIN SKYFIELD 0
#587 - really because it comes out tomorrow  [+] (6 new replies) 11/10/2011 on ASSASSIN SKYFIELD +1
#611 - fnordyy (11/10/2011) [-]
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User avatar #606 - hybridpacman (11/10/2011) [-]
Nope i have it to, pre order, XD atm i'm getting raped by some villagers for hitting a chicken, and there angry alright
User avatar #1105 - angelassassin (11/11/2011) [-]
you gettin it at midnight too
User avatar #603 - lederpina (11/10/2011) [-]
My friend got it yesterday because his uncle is the manager of best buy. I would've reported him but I didn't know who to call,

awaiting ghost busters response
#628 - itsjmanhere (11/10/2011) [-]
Look what is right below your comment
#80 - Bonnie wright or Ginny Weasley  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2011 on Renewable Energy? +1
User avatar #83 - miniroll (11/09/2011) [-]
Fred obviously.
#81 - i think it is dont worry we will be in the after life together  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2011 on Origin of ME GUSTA -12
User avatar #94 - AllanLancebricole (11/09/2011) [-]
If you say so...
#261 - oh i didnt know all that i like to play and learn i just know … 11/09/2011 on How NOT to cross the cliff... 0
#101 - go research it now basically you have to slay dragons because …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2011 on How NOT to cross the cliff... +3
User avatar #125 - kingrayne (11/08/2011) [-]
Actually you have to slay the Time God(Cyrodill's equivalent is Akatosh) because he goes crazy and wants to destroy all of Nirn.Dragons are just part of it.
User avatar #261 - angelassassin (11/09/2011) [-]
oh i didnt know all that i like to play and learn i just know a little but because it makes it so much cooler
User avatar #182 - rainbowhyperion (11/08/2011) [-]
He is the world eater, not time god. And he is not crazy, he is just evil. And he is a different being from akatosh.
#94 - **angelassassin rolls 2** and a bitch ain't 11/08/2011 on Me Gusta Comp 2 0
#183 - **angelassassin rolls 003** 11/06/2011 on Trolololololol. +8
#3 - dude make this happen 11/06/2011 on New GGG? 0
#188 - Did you play fallout at all elder scrolls games are much bette… 11/03/2011 on Fucking Skyrim +1
#186 - Excuse me kind sir i hoe that you do mean midnight on the 11t… 11/03/2011 on Fucking Skyrim 0


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User avatar #59 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
(Hey! Please tell me if you're reading. I'm Rose, 18 F USA. I'm 5'7", with long, curly dark red hair, blue eyes, dimples, and freckles. I'm pale, skinny but curvy in all the right places. My cup size is 38C. This is supposed to be a cute and romantic roleplay but it can turn sexual.) You and I were friends since we were born. Nothing could have separated us. We always flirted with each other, playfully and everybody thought we should be a couple. So we decided that we should go out. We had a great relationship until you got drunk one night at a party and started kissing some girl. I walked in right when you were kissing her. I was heartbroken and I ran out of the party with tears running down my face. When I got home I called you and broke up with you. That was about a month ago and I'm still heartbroken. I haven't talked to you since that night. You've called me, texted me and even emailed me but I never answered. Now it's my family's annual barbecue and your family is invited. You decide to come since you think it's a good chance for you to talk to me. When you walk into the backyard you see me talking to my older brother, Blake, and another family friend, Josh. I don't notice you walk into the backyard. I'm wearing a floral dress that clings to my curves and a pair of black converse. My hair is straightened and flowing down my back. (If interested start your name, asl, a description of yourself and what you're wearing. Then continue)
User avatar #58 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey there! I’m Kailey, 18 F USA. I have long, wavy, brown hair and brown eyes. I’m 5'4 with a small tan and athletic body. Please include name, ASL, and a description of yourself and use good grammar. It might not show when I type. We have been dating for the past 6 months and I couldn't have been happier. Unknown to me this whole relationship is based off of a lie. 6 months you made a bet to your friends and they made you ask me out and told you whenever they felt like it they would have you break up with me. If you don't follow through with this you owed them a lot of money and vice versa if you break it off with me,They told you earlier today that during the party that we just arrived at it would be the night for it to happen. I walk up to the house, my arm linked with yours, excited to be here cause it's been said this would be the party of the year.
User avatar #57 - angelassassin (02/10/2014) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: (Please tell me if you are reading) I’m Brooke, 18 F from Canada, I’m 5’3, 110 lbs, with long brown hair and brown eyes, I have dimples, a tight toned body, and belly piercing. You and I have been dating for about a year, you are the captain of the football team and I am head cheerleader. It is the final game of the season against our rival school, near the end of the game the score is tied up, we run the last play and just as the final buzzer goes off we get the winning touchdown. The crowd goes wild and we all go running onto the field to celebrate, I run out to look for you.. (please reply with your name, age, and a description of yourself and then continue the role play)
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